Hellsing Abridged Episode Six: Dungeons & Divas

[Sakerasuijima]

i feel so cheated :( TT.TT i was waiting for seras to be like 'should have gotten that inferno insurance after all biaaatch!'

[10DarkMoon]

FALCON PUNCH!!! pure epicness

[death2pizza]

the ending made my day. i love the shins!

[kriskei]

bitches love cannons

[ssj4yamijames]

when i watch this alucard is really creepy

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

6:09 - 6:24 HAHAHAHA XD AHAHA

[sergeantpineda123]

whatz the name of the opening song?

[countryandpivot]

@sergeantpineda123 Man man- English Bwud

[Nyrufa]

Integra: Does she look like a bitch?

Yan: She sure as hell does!

Priceless. ^_^

[SuperFenix10]

Nice Boondocks/Pulp Fiction reference.

[Romanticideitzcoatl]

Frau shroedinger? XD

[CrusixBlade]

The safety dance lyrics where never so bad ass till Allicard got ahold of them....

[freetorule12]

LERROY JENKINS

[trichrono]

oh bad ass FF7 battle music

[TheOddballJohnson]

3:26 - 3:42 the funniest fucking shootout i have ever watched

[atlane01]

got to love a leeeeeeroy joke

and a pulp fiction joke this is awesome

[atlane01]

got to love a leeeeeeroy joke

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Fuck yeah VNV NATION!

[s3kShUn13]

2:28 - 2:44 is actually pretty badass!

[chokicar]

whats the song i mean the techno one that alucard releases?

[lazbogi]

Awesome! Mad laughter :)

[samriijack]

that was funny when seras get elbowed in the boobs

[EveryThingHalo4Me]

Walter, you get the dust pan. I'll get...the mop...

[590275502]

YURIIIIII OH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Also- INTEGGY WHY NOT MEEEEEE!? IM FEMALE!

[590275502]

YURIIIIII OH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[KurdtMk2]

Funky!

[TearstainedTaffeta]

Bee Gees FTW

[SoulEaterLver]

Id better clean this up before Integra cancels our trip to Chuck-E-Cheese! Ok, thats better, minty clean. XDDDD

[SilverByakuya]

"Who do you think I'd rather work for a monster or a tratior."

"Good point."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Riddlewizard]

@MalakoDistudio

I honestly surprised you didn't use the The Blade theme for the techno section. Thanks for the good techno, though. I have now added that song to my faves.

[deathknightgdgd]

Samul L. Jackson



[tehcolourpurple10796]

Aw, shit, I'd better clean this up before she cancels our trip to Chuck -E-Cheese! :D

[Darkweskertriple6]

The scene where alucard is holding lukes leg isn't that space godzillas theme playing in the background?

[tomniraq]

Awesome use of the Icecream Paintjob song.. "You're unarmed, get it?" LOL

[Savemefromhelen]

5:49...

German zombie porn!!!

[overoncloud91]

'Frau' Schrodinger? Dontchu mean 'Herr' Schrodinger? (cuz he's a male)

[Darkestsword9]

@overoncloud91 He was talking to the female XD

[Darkestsword9]

"Okay, okay, I can still make it...just take a quick look around and....AHAHAHAH!!!"

[Savemefromhelen]

@Darkestsword9

Proof that the safety dance isn't at all safe.

[alucard92717]

FF7 Battle theme + LEERROOOOYYYY JAAAAAINKKIINNNSS

You have won my soul.

[Centerpoint108]

wait wait wait WAIT!! when did seras go outside uncovered? i lack that memory...

[BeginswithPIE]

Alucard needs Picalus training...

DODGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endingitallinc]

i wonder what your gonna do when alucard fights

Rip Van Winkle

[fleetingbynight]

I always wonder where Schrodinger appeared in the Hellsing universe since I never read the manga and had to seen the tv anime. I can't believe he's actually a catboy!

The whole Integra/Seras tension is awesome.

Winter Allegro is also my favorite season!

[Pooky1991]

You guys choose the best music for these scenesXD When Integra points her gun at the door and that rap music started playing, I just died. I imagined that scene looking like that in the actual show.

[Pooky1991]

YES!!! New episodes I haven't seen yet:D

[Flyguy779]

Yeah!!!! techno alucrd!!!lol!!=DDDDD

[Evinde]

OH MY F***** GOD!I laughed myself to death.

[IntegraSirHellsing]

Screw Alcapone

[kairitohrukagome819]

6:08-6:55

Integra is INGENIOUS and a BadA55!!! XD

[gamecubeclock]

The music in this episode was AWESOME!

[Singaki666]

Ehhh it was ok xP

[redtrianglething]

Oh my god...it's just like my favorite porno...

WHAT DOES SERAS VICTORIA LOOK LIKE!

BLONDE! TITS!

[SaiyaUnleashed]

Hold the hell up! When did this come out!? o_o Nice work! :D

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

2:26 noe that was awesome :D

[2Steph2Cullen2]

"It's just....It's just like my favorite porno..."

I love how her face goes along with the words perfectly xD and the noises she makes after "Come 'ere sexy!" You guys know what you're doing xD

Also, awesome pulp fiction reference. You know what? This whole thing was pretty much a 10/10. All the episodes are. I admire all of your epicness. Mmm...epicness...

[Brutalyte616]

This techno shit is weak.

[froebdorks]

2:40 Thats a kill shot!

[Aeritha123]

OMG LUKES FACE IS FUNNY IN 2:59 AND AGAIN IN 3:01!!!!!:D

[HollowxHunter35]

2:34 the defenition of overkill

[MrMrhellsing]

Good episode.the majors little segment in the end had me laughing.BTW Frau schrodinger?That means hes a girl in your abridged series?I can probably see why u changed the gender.

[Centerpoint108]

@MrMrhellsing I think Frau is for males since richard calls integra Frauline in the first OVA

[MrMrhellsing]

@Centerpoint108 Integra's a woman.Dont tell me you didnt know?

[Centerpoint108]

@MrMrhellsing i meant richard hellsing calls integra frauline cuz shes a girl, so i think just "Frau" is for boys.

[Akmoon]

Been meaning to comment on this one:

1. Thanks to the VNV bit of music got me back into techno again and a group to hunt for more of their stuff. :)

2. Best use of a Safety Dance line EVAR!

[Jordanationalismtion]

Now that... has got to be the most awesome quotation of the safety dance in human history.

[TheFallenChaos]

It's just like my favorite porno.... :O

[devilbecka]

hahahahahhaha!!!! love it!

[TeenWolfKingOfTheKil]

05:31-05:34 You gave Alucard a Transylvanian accent... that's just pure awesome

[MrNamtih]

FALCON PUNCH !!! :D

[LunaFuckingCool888]

what was the techno song the alucard pwned with.

lmao chuckie chesse

[LOCOFOOL]

6:24 - 6:40 Best... Line... EVER!

[SarItachi79]

Love to eat out on the first date... nice triple meaning!XD

[TheInvshika]

Moussorgsky-Night on Bald Mountain

thumbs up if you heard it the first time

[Malakodistudio]

@TheInvshika first time i heard this song it was in Fantasia, nightmare fuel for years.

[Horsaz]

"You're unarmed... Do u get it?"

"... Hehe, no?"

[TheCorphogan]

whats the song at 2 38 its fucking awesome

[Malakodistudio]

@TheCorphogan Dorrough-Ice Cream Paint Job

[AJNamkung]

@TheCorphogan ice cream paint jod

[Malkinabox]

I havent seen this video in a very long long time and when Alucard said "Releasing techno art restriction to level VNV" i came allot....it possibly is the most epic thing to catch off guard in years.

Kudos to you good sir.

and VNV nation are amazing.

[QuantumWalker13]

Credit where credit is due, your timing with music in this series is among the best I've seen on youtube. But you can tell by the way use my walk...

Kudos and keep on abridging

[Malakodistudio]

@QuantumWalker13 Thanks a ton! We try to keep music a central part of the series, with every enemy having a certain style, Luke seemed like a disco man to me, I'm glad you enjoyed it as well. ^_^

[giratinatamer6579]

@Malakodistudio Is that why you made Maxwell a mob-boss?

[SarItachi79]

Mina's family...?

...Dude, you just pissed Alucard off, and I shall now retreat to my bomb shelter.

[SarItachi79]

What's the name of the techno song?  It sounds awesome!

[Malakodistudio]

That's Electronaut by good ol' VNV Nation, one of their only songs without vocals, but still pretty awesome.

[DarknessInside12]

omfg! thats so fucking funny!!!! i cant stop laughing!!!

[ryuksiner]

DOONUUUUTSS!!

[Aro9313]

"...and Luke has resorted to tactics typical of bastards."

[dathtyler13]

at the credits...who died!?!?? plz tell me!!

[Malakodistudio]

Luke & Jan, methinks. As well as over 9000 Hellsing guards.

[dathtyler13]

@Malakodistudio really? cuz i thought for a sec alucard died cuz he wasnt there, yea i meant like in the real series not this

[dathtyler13]

3:06 is pure funniness

LEROY GENKINS!!

[kabutofan87]

Ih shit better clean this up befoire she cancels our trip to chuckie cheese XD lol epic

[deaidara]

shes gangsta

[deaidara]

hell ya integra

[AnnabelleCooper13]

6:12 I still cant stop laughing my ass off XD

[TheWolverineReviwer]

Oh and you do know Schrodinger is a dude right?

[Malakodistudio]

@TheWolverineReviwer Oh yeah, but just as Luke isn't Integras brother, we changed a few things for plot reasons. I gathered from the initial response that it can be a common mistake, lol. ^_^

[TheWolverineReviwer]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! Thanks! ^^ I thought he was a chick at first, so I thought I'd make that clear. ^^

[TheWolverineReviwer]

I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let's kiss and make up.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCHA!

XD I laughed so hard at that part XD

[MrJust4douyobi]

the samuel jackson reference made me lmao, cant wait for the next episode :D

[Malakodistudio]

@ryanbossxx Electronaut-Guaranteed to make vampires lose their mind, be careful.

[hk3344]

lol the best part was when Leroy Jenkins voice pop up them the final fantasy VII battle theme though that whole scene

[Soukougnan]

it's... just like my favorite porno!

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Come here, sexy!!!

[theberserker987]

what the opening song?

[Malakodistudio]

Matsuo Hayato-Gradus Vita is the song first heard and Man-Man-Engwish Bwudd is the theme to our series.

[TheGraviox]

hey if you guys need some more voice actors let me know.

[highqualityitalian]

i mean jan

[highqualityitalian]

yan got sum gas problems

[TheDlightsoldier]

She's not a shota girl (I think that's what he said)

That's a boy.

[Draedaja]

"Curry is sexy!" XD

[ForsakenMyName]

Holy shit......this is.....beautiful.......O.o

[katieburak93]

"you're unarmed. do you get?" i rotfl'd at that part.

[shinkicker404]

"I couldn't keep my hands off you, you're so damn hot."

"What the hell!"

roffles..

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Hehe,I totally laughed my head off at the "Unarmed" joke

[playpus]

I'll bet Alucard used Pine Sol to clean that up along with a bounty paper towel xD

[Malakodistudio]

It's the quicker picker upper!

[TheHellPuppi]

The hell puppies cometh!

...sorry I've been up for way too long. Awesome episode.

[99DarkWolf99]

"you're unarmed. do you get it?"

..."no?"

BANG

[Morganthekid7]

I LOVE THE FUNK-OFF SCENE XD

[AnewBANDareHERE]

LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

[AnewBANDareHERE]

1.56 lol :D falcon punch !

[gravehart2002]

Seras: LIMIT BREAK ACTIVE!

Pimp Hand-

LEROOOY JEEEEEENKINS!

(lol ff7 ftw)

[tokyomop]

she's so hot... she's like a curry....

[thefool73]

hahahahahha tecno that makes sence.

[HoomanOfTitus]

"You're unarmed. Do you get it?"

"Heh heh... no?"

Bwahahaha.

[Jezerek]

YEAH FLIGHT OF THE CONDORDS REFERANCE!!! keep em coming guys!

[Tideki]

''and Luke has resorted to tactics, typical of bastards...''

''hmm....lemony fresh...''

ha-ha love those lines! xD

keep them coming!!! well done!!

[bobmanny11]

oh now all they need in hellsing for the last episode is chuck norris and mr t killin shit they cant die

[RuskiRaven91]

frankly the intro itself deserves a double thumbs up

[edlopez15]

lol she said my sweet double DD's XD

[shamilkey]

also what movie is this from 6:25

[Malakodistudio]

UUUUHHH... Pulp fiction.

[shamilkey]

what does he mean by sit and spin.

[Malakodistudio]

uhh...

[zero341]

FFVII music... hellz yea

[YouSuckAndThatSad]

"We don't just want to piss off England, we want to piss on them." I literally pissed my self on that line.

[VonLauder]

Does anyone know what song plays during the opening credits?

[nickslayer13]

its in the description

[Malakodistudio]

I wish I could add two thumbs up at a time.

[SexyArcticFox9]

The homicidal dongle-goblin Integra. Oh man, so funny.

[TTarOtaku]

Ohmigod...*Dies.* You guys are the BEST! I can't wait for seven.

"Oh shit, I'd better clean this up before Integra cancels our trip to Chuck E. Cheese!"

Bwuahaha.

And the thing with the Major and Schro at the end was great.

[nickslayer13]

AWSOME

[beobadger]

Lemony fresh

[crimsonwolf333]

who was in the coffin at the funeral?

[uctfandre]

It was the funeral for the Hellsing Guards.

[crimsonwolf333]

ok thanks

[master10999]

love alucards version of safety dance

[ThePissedOff]

I can't believe I haven't seen this before!

Great work guys!

[TheGraviox]

where is the funeral scene from?

[Malakodistudio]

Hmm, it's the actual ending to OVA 2, sans cross template and credits. A DVD extra I think.

[EpsilonNexus]

This music.. It's too much!

[Writer10389]

brains...brains...brains...

THAT WAS AWESOME!! Must be new...yep, it is...can't wait for the next one(s)!!

[Writer10389]

I mean, raaaaaaaape....raaaaaaape.....­.

[ChaoticVampire]

COME HERE, SEXY!!

xD

[narakel]

Man i love there work :D 5/5

[psychovamp6667]

i still can't tell if schroedinger is a boy or a girl...

[Ryder6432]

he's a boy :3

[ryuksiner]

XD oooh man that was the funny thing i have ever seen so witch charaector do u play on hellsing abriged

[ryuksiner]

5:43 r those gouls saying rape or brains

[Malakodistudio]

RAAAAAAAAPPPPE!

[darron13]

Wai- WHA?

PYRAMID HEAD?!

Oh, nope...

Crap...

[Heimdallfonphoenix]

Whens the next one come out man this is awesome!!

[TheCheese06z]

Schrodinger's a girl?

0-o

[Malakodistudio]

Well, our story is a bit...different from the original.

We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways, and there shall be to you many strange things...lolz jk. ^_^

[dogsongx]

Nope it's a boy.

[shinoaburame54321]

youve been dissarmed do you get it hehe no,,,,,,,,epic

[tutudragon16]

like how the quality of the vid has improved ~ much clearer now ^^

2:08- a heads up to littlekuriboh's zombie jokes? xD

and as usual your dancing clips are win~

and hmm. i guess that answers my mina question from a few eps before xD

millenium tied into this,,intersting

[Romengame]

RRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEE