The Ant, Patrice, and Joe show vol. 1 feat. Yimmy Norden

[chocho999]

euugh, Patrice was just irritating during that whole website deal.

[TruthJockey]

"Let me tell ya how phuckin fat I am...I would eat the goddam potato, get it in my mouth a little bit & drink the gravy as a chaser!"

[bsklasika]

what actually makes this show good is that there is no Opie.

[SHlTTER]

@bsklasika lol it does seem like theyre having more fun

[bsklasika]

@SHlTTER yea, Opie was great, but lately he has lost all of his motivation and he just doesnt let other guys to have fun. babbles for hours senseless shit that is obvious and dumb.

[SHlTTER]

@bsklasika He's not able to keep up with these great comedians like anthony does. Opie repeats shit a lot, like if there's ever a joke that he's involved in, he'll always say it twice or repeat it after someone else already said it once. I don't think ant could run the show without him though because he keeps structure and he knows the business.

[bsklasika]

@SHlTTER agreed. sometimes i get ashamed by myself from hearing Opie fail and just not realizing that. and nobody every would confront him. yea, it was real fun when there was only Op and Ant back in 90's.

[HANKSHECKLER]

@SHlTTER Since I've become a listener I have heard that Anthony would be incapable of running the show. I don't actually believe that. He's a great comedic talent and why we all assume he would be incapable of directing the show is beyond me. Perhaps back in the terrestrial radio days this was true but now it seems very silly.

[SHlTTER]

@HANKSHECKLER my point is that you probably wouldnt have become a listener in the first place without him. I dont think the show wouldve taken off like it did

[XxNightmare128xX]

4 hours? fuck yeah!

[TheFrowzyDave]

I'm offended by your soup.

[enigma414]

@shippa7 hes alright

but he aint all that great

[BronanTheGNARbarian]

What song is that? around the 49 minute mark

[KovyOMGPewPew]

@BronanTheGNARbarian Ozzy - No More Tears

[KenFan4life]

anyone dumb enough to take danny's cunt side over Patrice, fuck off.

[PooSon360]

21:30

[longview1987]

@PooSon360 haha dew-shbag

[xXXJimboSliceXXx]

I was so happy to hear that Patrice used xvideos. It is just the fucking best porno site ever. Whenever I meet someone that uses xvideos it's like meeting someone that was at a concert that I was at too

[calvinthegreat69]

This is on of the best showing I've heard by Jim. The wit and subtly is glorious. And RIP Patrice, you racist fat bastard, you will be missed.

[HillcrestCapital]

Joe on the right looks at leaste 15 years older than Joe on the left.

[Motown49001]

@544001 I'm embarrassed black people like you exist

[544001]

@Motown49001 who says i'm black? you don't even know what i'm disagreeing with you moron

[jesusharney]

dannys retarded, zshare is actualy fantastic lol

[sccrash420]

@jesusharney ya, danny is a douche

[BuzzKillingtonTV]

Danny is a fucking faggot that ruined the last part of the show RIP Patrice

[LouieLongWood1]

Love this.. thanks.. can anybody tell me whats the name of the song that starts on 48:22 mins in?

[Metallica121486]

@LouieLongWood1 No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne

[LouieLongWood1]

@Metallica121486 Thanks bro. appreciate it

[keggerous]

i didnt realize why i really liked this show and was totally thinking it was the best show ever . . and that when i remembered that opie wasnt on this show!!!!!! fucking hate opie!

[pornswordtobacco]

whats this? some sort of divide and conquer segment of the 0&A.

let the guest be funny and stop letting the it-department speak up, please

[indegruv]

Calling another man names on the internet/youtube is pretty fuckin stupid too.

[544001]

god damn patrice is fucking stupid

[Sinamatics]

@544001 dont be jealous

[lukeisgreat100]

@544001 He's smarter than 99% of people black or white. If you weren't superficial (you'd probably be racist if you were white) you'd see that

[544001]

@lukeisgreat100 the FUCK are you talking about? Everyone in that room agrees that Patrice constantly says stupid borderline crazy shit

[deathcoresucks1]

@544001 yes because you obviously speak for them yea patrice has said some crazy shit before but in the end of it all they all admitted he had an amazing way of breaking down the most complex things so that idiots like you could understand even if you chose not to listen so stop being a cunt and have some fucking respect not because he's dead but because the man was a fucking genius

[544001]

@deathcoresucks1 Okay so YOU do speak for them you hypocritical moron? Patrice is a COMICAL genius and nothing more, basically straight from Jimmy Norton's lips. He talks himself in circles constantly is all I fuckin meant, and you would understand that if you weren't such a stupid cock-riding cunt

[deathcoresucks1]

@544001 how am I being hypocritical they say he has a great way of explaining things all the time if you've ever listened to patrice on o&a you'd know that and what does patrice being on the show have anything to do with representing black people he constantly stated that he didn't speak for all black people and was always just stating his opinion why don't you stop trying to sound intelegent you self important douche

[numberonepoundforpou]

@544001 You're mothers a cunt.

[544001]

@numberonepoundforpou wooow you're gonna come after me now that he's passed? nice

[aliensexgangchildren]

danny really looks like the old nazi propaganda posters of jews

[deathcoresucks1]

@koganstyle if you're talkin about the song at break it was sulfur by slipknot

[Aneth1313]

song at 48:41 ?

[koganstyle]

does any body know the song at 3:22:28?

[JRuffinelli]

Opie and his father-in-law are 4 years apart, from the info on the website.

From this I was able to deduce... Opie is fucking awesome.

[WillMorebucks]

Jimmy was dropping gems during the Patrice vs Danny fight

[TheNovak220]

danny fucking blows...I hate how Ant passively defends him

[kalpal67]

"on my piddily porch" lol

[kalpal67]

holy shit it always comes back to norton

[kalpal67]

patrice's jazz anger made me spit my vicodin lmfao

[Motown49001]

I can't stand danny

[xg4bx]

daaaaamn, danny got patrice's negro up.

[CoolerKing37]

Bill Burr was right. Derosa has little life experience so all his points/examples are scenes from movies. He's great though.

[JapanJoe1]

joe rogan would have dominated if he was there

[Wiggootski]

Patrice O'Neal is a goddamned idiot. I could give a fuck if you never upload a single one of his OnA appearances ever again.

[544001]

@Wiggootski thank you, patrice is a fucking idiot

[djangledoobledangus]

"It's 'who stepped on my platform shoes and where's my gun'?"

[djangledoobledangus]

Patrice is a dummy who just talks over anyone else's perspective and takes their argument out of context or tries to foil it with some ridiculous hypothetical situation. His jokes hit sometimes but he misses a lot too and they never beat him up for it like they do with Bob Kelly and Vos. Yimmy hits most of the time but they still beat him up when he flops. Affirmative action on the O+A show?

[Motown49001]

Fuck you Patrice Eddie Murphy made Life in '99

[speardefense33]

Seriously, Op may not get a ton of laughs, but he's the gel of the show.  Watch Live from the Compound and see how much dead air and awkwardness there is. Opie is a fantastic second banana that can move the show along, get to breaks, and keep things smooth.

[Bsmoove85]

this one of the best shows of all time

[mojoheroin]

Hie

[russianmuscle]

holy shit this alifelesscritic guy needs to go outside sometimes.

[DeadIslandTrailers]

over 4 hours and 18 minutes.

longest youtube video i've seen thus far.

[swingingfordearlife]

I love listening to Norton be middle-man during real arguments

[zarthered]

Patrice does have a point with the white tricks, we do do that.

[koganstyle]

what's the song at 3:22:28

[PrivateAckbar]

Patrice isn't being a dick at all. It's all Danny.

[PrivateAckbar]

Steve's entire life is a conflict, and he's always on the defensive. I imagine him standing in front of the mirror before work feeling the same way soldiers do before a battle.

What's the song 49 mins in btw?

[paulkingmidas]

In high school I worked at McD's and used to make a Quadruple Quarter Pounder on a Big Mac bun, ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onions, (no pickles for me) ...fuuuuuuck it was good :-)

[welcomehome901]

Goddamn Mac Users...

[WrongHeaded07]

Patrice instantly redeemed his cuntish behaviour with his "honky dory" line.

[PixelPariah]

Nice pic of Joe. Where's his shoulders though? He's just arms coming out of a neck...

[jesusharney]

well put together man lol great show(s) patrice may be a lil hard but im fairly conditioned and i just love it lol

[alifelesscritic]

being jerk is boring

[alifelesscritic]

its funny knowing pats mum would tell on HIM

[alifelesscritic]

girls are only romantic in movies...?

[alifelesscritic]

but

[alifelesscritic]

does derosa count as a babyface?

[alifelesscritic]

why miss opie

[alifelesscritic]

women haters club

[DrRemulack]

I once saw a guy DRINKING KFC gravy out of a coffee cup in Georgia. I heard that in the south you can get "Drinking Gravy". Anyone else seen that?

[Doc3451]

Yeah very good upload i like the visual element added, but wait.... OMG! Look at the bottom right! SOMEONE MUGGED JOE AND STOLE HIS SHOULDERS!!!

[nickypeeps]

i'm such a fucking creep that when they refer to porn sites i go to on the show, i'm torn between being mad that the number of people who go to it them who didn't know about them before might fuck up the bandwith, and rationalizing it as, "on the other hand, more people going means more people are going to upload more porn who weren't before." i really should start taking boating lessons just to learn how to make a reliable noose knot

[scientific1982]

Patrice is talking bullshit when it comes to meat. The human body doesnt exactly digest plant matter with any great efficiency.

[VallaeBoy]

@scientific1982 .vegetables are better for you than meat.

[htezerdi]

the atmosphere is very relaxed without dopie

[JerFhilm]

Marsala sucks. Picatta is the shit. Marsala sucks just like the orange glaze that the Chinese love sucks. Overpowering secondaries.

[JerFhilm]

I don't care I'm drunk at 11:20 am. I could listen to this all day long. Or until I pass out at 3:30.

[bluelinebull]

wow is patrice just a bumbling fool here.

[DeimosSaturn]

Patrice is an idiot and Danny was in the right. Patrice can't make any points and is so incredibly inarticulate, and whenever someone smashes him with a logical point he says it's "white tricks". Patrice is simply a dummy who really doesn't know what he's talking about.

[connorbassplayer]

@DeimosSaturn basically, he's a nigger..... haha

[JerFhilm]

@DeimosSaturn But he's funny as fuck. You can't expect 100% comedy from spontaneous conversation.

[nickypeeps]

@DeimosSaturn "white tricks" was mostly a reaction to Danny saying, "You're just mad I didn't call you back the other day" and then getting really passive aggressive. combining that with a relatively shitty knowledge of how computer viruses work slightly justifies Patrice. Smarmy-ness is a typically a pretty white trait. if he pulled a jawn, it would have been "black tricks". (i just found out Philly blacks call guns "jawns", and i think it's hilarious)

[dkthg]

@nickypeeps I thought a "black trick" is when they pull a watermellon out of a hat! LOL! More cock please!

[MrJoelyboi20]

patrice is fucking insufferable

[rattlehead9127]

Patrice is spouting off the same old tired Vegetarian bullshit.

[mitchweber]

I'll defend Patrice here. I for one like the points that he kinda makes after 2 hours. Really, I do. The whole people argument trick was a well-observed thing. Sure it had no real bearing on what was happening and didn't actually really matter at all, but the point was still good.

[trebor68sm]

u mad danny?

u mad.

[jmo18799]

@madtraffic9636 You suck also...It takes him so longer..So longer really..Holy fuck..BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO

[debaser38]

The middle hour is the greatest argument about the biggest non-issue I've ever heard.

[swiss687]

Thanks for the upload

[iscream22]

Nice obscure Sgt Pepper reference Ant :)

[sniper6081]

Fuck. Listening to Patrice is exhausting.

[L0new0lf91]

@sniper6081 Christ almighty is it ever.

[alifelesscritic]

@sniper6081 its cos u sit in a trunk all day

[paulkingmidas]

@sniper6081 well it took almost 3 hours before I knew what you meant...Patrice just won't ever shut...the...fuck...up!

[gumballrally427]

@sniper6081 Then, like don't listen ... or something.

[kalpal67]

@gumballrally427 lol u just can't common sense

[biz20]

epic show

[WhoopieX]

Patrice preaches at the end!

[jhohcable]

Just 4 fuckin hours of gold, good thing I don't have work. :3

[pelu220]

@jhohcable I got work.. but I stopped giving a shit for 4 hours.. lol

[whydoyouask123]

I love Jimmy, but whenever he says something about Mac it sends me into a rage.

[LighterB]

Prime example of why they NEED OPIE.

He doest add much in substance... but boy does he direct and bring up things for others to go off on.

[spicmanz]

@LighterB exactly, but no one seems to notice

[connorbassplayer]

@LighterB i agree. and i think he adds some stuff now and then, and like you said. hes my fav.

[PrivateAckbar]

I fucking love your taste in comedy Steve. This is one of the best shows I've heard.

[spicmanz]

way to host ant, shoulda cut that out way sooner. still awesome

[huglife1990]

Really appreciate these uploads dude. I would've killed everyone at my job if I didn't have one of your posts playing in my headphones everyday. You're a saint, a hero, and a scholar. Good day, sir.

[11825code6]

Ooooo! Thin-skinned Danny the Sycophant versus Talks Out of His Giant Ass Patrice is in this episode! Defending themselves with abortions of logic.

[P34V3Y7]

great show. GREAT show

[L0new0lf91]

I give you 20 sucks for this upload

[mondaywar]

holy shit, i was lookin for this show 5 seconds ago, and now its uploaded, to fuckin weird!!!!!!!!

[swatsticker]

i love comfortable Anthony looks in the top right photo. hehe!!

btw, did u photoshop??

[omgwtfitssteve]

@swatsticker nah, I use paint. Resize/crop pics so their height is 360 and stack em in a 1280x720 collage if I cant find a good picture from the show

[Akirathedon92]

@omgwtfitssteve It's a lovely decoupage Steve :]

*cough* Linger longer *cough*

[iSOBigD]

@omgwtfitssteve Like a baws.

[BJZnRPZ]

@swatsticker is that sister sister

[kalpal67]

@swatsticker ha...i get it..ha

[11825code6]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME STEVE? I'VE GIVEN YOU 24/7 ANUS!

[FwibbleFwabble]

patrice's laugh gets me every time

[mickomac]

Never been a first view before. Let me just tell you steve that if your channel was literally the only thing on this site, (I suggest stevetube), that the world would be a happier place.