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  • Iiiiiii caaaaaaan naaaaarraaaaaateeeee tooooooooooooooooo. YAAAAAAAWN !!!

  • i swear that the narrator is just the google translate lady.

  • i could burp the narration with more emotion

  • this showed up in my sidebar as 'kiera knightley amazed by jhonny' rofl

  • i muted it...

  • narratorrrr annoying!!!!!!

  • daria could have read it better

  • Please stop commenting about the fucking narrator.

  • Fucking narrator -.-'

  • the narriator sounds like my english teacher

  • lol that voice...

  • omg i love this narrator, she's a comic releif.

  • OMG... Litterally killing me with her Voice ! She says 1 word andi get Depressed!

  • omg..the voice is like a pedophile predator

  • She's so beautiful !

  • Is the narrator's voice an optional setting on Stephen Hawking's PC?

  • jack sparrow: what is the horny pirates worst nightmare?

    elizabeth swan: i don't know .what is it?

    jack: sunken chest with no booty

  • Keria and a bottle of rum.

    A man can dream...

  • lol stuck in wheel

  • this voice scares me

  • This lady should die!!

  • Pause at 0:56

  • I lol'd when she said Keira was helping Jack to save himself from Davey Jones. o-e

  • Alright lets play Arma2 on this video

    Narrator.Window.Jump.Now

  • The narrator.. omg lol, it sounds like google translate talking!

  • Does the narrator have Down Syndrome?

  • i want her to keira to marry me

  • I CANT TAKE THE DAMN NARRORORORORORATORS VOICEEEEEEE! MY DAMN HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!

  • @allysvlogs Whoa, take it easy. Why are people on youtube always so defensive? I wasn't unkind to you, to anyone else or the people in the vid, I love PotC and the actors in it! And so you come out of nowhere and call me stupid..? I know what she meant. It was just a joke.

  • who the FUCK is the woman doing the voice-over and why is she so DULL?

  • OMG that voice -_-" soo annoying :[ I love this vid though :D

  • It's a damn annoying narrator voice

  • ohhhhhhh.... my dear keira.......you arent de unic who think that jack sparrow is the best pirate of the world......me tooo ...... and my friend tooo.

  • 'Keira Knightley is amazed by Johnny Depp', well were you expecting less? Johnny Depp is awesome, can do anything and it couldn't be bad.

  • i thumb down for the commercial at the beginning - i dont watch these vids - nice day to all and stop commercials they sucks so much and no one is interested on it !

  • I am Johnny... and i'm telling you i love only... me

  • That was one hell of a sneeze @0:14. Gesundheit!

  • so please tell me when she said she thought we was totally stright untill he came in . she wasnt calling him gay bc i reallyy dont want to have to hate her .

  • @jaksparrowlover15 She means a straight-man, a serious character.

  • @jaksparrowlover15 you're a halfwit. she meant straight as in straight guy and fall guy, with the straight guy being the serious character and the fall guy being the comic relief, jack sparrow (being based on depp's own impression of keith richards) was very clearly not the straight guy.

  • GOD SHUT UP KID

    

  • Tops my annoying narrator chart

  • When Kiera said "The character of Jack Sparrow, as I read it, was totally straight, you know.. and then he came in, and..." made him gay?

    I honestly thought, that she was gonna say something like that.

  • Wow... the narrator sounds like a robot.

  • the narrator needs to to die.

  • It's like: " Waaow it's Jack Sparrow! Not Jhonyy nee! Its Jack Sparow!!! " xD<3

  • Keira, the most beautyful lady in the world.

  • "It's Jack Sparrow! No no Johnny. Jack Sparrow."

    I believe there's a "Captain" in there somewhere.

  • im in love lith jack too,but when i saw theze eyes ....... i saw johnny in there and ... you get my point

  • It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

  • Ahaha, "owe it's Jack Sparrow! No no Johnny no no... Jack Sparroooow!"

    XD

  • press 3 and 6 LOOL

  • I dont know what captain jack mouthed but...i think he said hide the rum

  • That narrators voice is FUCKING ANNOYING!!

  • @SpiritOfAlpha and keira's

  • @GABRO515 you spelled captain wrong too

  • Keira beleve me, im amazed too!

    But i cant imagine how Jacky couldnt be Johnny! Yes first i thought the same

    im fallen in love with Captain Jack Sparrow not with Johnny

    But now i know

    Im totally fallen in Love with Johnny!

  • Borat: Congratulations, you have made a movie with a successful ending... 1:30 NOT!!!

  • Who the hell is Jack Sparrow, I know a Captain jack Sparrow but no Jack Sparrow!!! Thumbs up if you agree or if you are a MEGA Johnny Depp fan!!!!

  • haha pause @ 1.09

  • @EneyeseekayJ lol good eyes

  • Hide the RUM !

  • who the hell picked this woman to narrate, she has the most uninterested,banal,dreary boring voice i have ever heard, i could fart a better narration

  • @lickstickly You should do that

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  • pause at 0:58... LOL

  • Bitch! she obviously wasnt thinking

    when she said Johnny's name like that

    hahaa

  • Her face expressions when you press 7...I don't like Keira Knightley even if she is a phenomenol actress at times.

  • What a terrible voice....

  • THUMBS UP FOR RUM !!!!!!!

  • So Keira you saying that basically you stayed on the fence till everyone else jumped off, then you jump to the same side.

  • If anyone ever told me "Keira Knightley is amazed by you. She said that. That's what she said." I'd break out laughing and die of happiness

  • wanna shag ya

  • i think johnny depp dress like jack in real life

  • 1:10 sword fight in the background???

  • i hate the way she say caribbean

  • @wnfcjkenvfj well that is the correct way to say it. They say it differently in the movie for no reason.

  • @xOmniCloudx no thats the american way to say it. the way they say it in the movie is the proper way to say it.

  • jhonny! genious! if it werent cause the great job of jhonny, jack woudnt exist as we know him! jhonny simply the best actor all over the world.

  • SHE SO HOTTTTT

  • Man, she has a sexy accent..

  • I'd knock that pussy out cold.

  • most beautiful english girl!!!

  • annoying voice

  • guhhh i hate that voice over it sounds AMAZINGLY retarted.

  • I'm sad that she's not 4

  • the presenter is mentally retarded

  • Sorry but the narrator's is like having a cheese grater rubbed on my brain very slowly

  • i thought her accent was fake !

  • kiera is hot and narrator is annoying as hell.

  • Press 3 for hot orgasm grunts.

  • woman.... shut up please :)

  • The narrator is most likely depressed.

  • She's extremely annoying =P

  • @Yrgen2 keira or the woman

  • @Kwijtraakman The woman talking:P

  • ARGH. Fire that woman speaking!

  • worst narration ever

  • Wow..what horrible narrator...

  • lol the now that talks is defenitaly retarded!!

  • Narrator is horrid. 

  • Save him? She shackles him to his ship at the end...

  • If the narrator was male, I'd think he was gay :D

  • The narrator is a junkie.

  • Depp is amazing, i love that his characters are always so unique not just himself playing a character.

  • "it's jack sparrow it's not johnny, it's jack sparrow" SUCK> there's no amazing jack sparrow if it's not johnny depp

  • "It's Jack Sparrow, it's not Johnny. It's Jack Sparrow!"

    I think this phrase she said was even worst than the narrator's work.

    God...

  • WHY CAN"T THEY GET ANOTHER NARRATOR????

  • she´s awful. she should eat a schnitzel or 2.

  • @AliBoulalaSTP How dare you, your a bitch.

  • jack sparrow IS johnny depp he wouldnt be half this awesome if it werent for johnny

  • This narrator sounds like a gay...

  • 0:17 " In the pirates of the Car-ib-ee-ann"

  • 'wow! it's jack sparrow it's not johnny nananah it's JACK SPARROW!'=))))

  • @flaviapussycatdoll94 'Cause as much as I love Johnny, I don't have a crush on him at ALL. But Jack, on the other hand......that's bordering obsession.........

  • @flaviapussycatdoll94 you forgot the captain!

  • @flaviapussycatdoll94 Not Jack Sparrow but: Captein Jack Sparrow.

  • @bennian12 u spelled capatain wrong

  • This Narrator sounds incredibly bored.

  • "its not johnny wateva... its JACK SPARROW!"

  • The...narrator...is...talking.­..like...this :[

  • You really lose Johnny Depp in Captain Jack Sparrow, i think that is why it is so fun to watch him.

  • lol @ the comments on here

  • I think all of them had to get spray tans...

  • this video sucks so bad i stopped watching at 0:27, paused it, wrote this comment and left. lol Thumbs Up!!!!!

  • keep on pressing 8 fast

  • Wow this narrator needs to find a new job.

  • press 3 repeatedly fast

  • well, i actually are amazed by him too! Hes the best!

  • press 7 repeatedly and she does a spastic dance, then press 9 immediately after

  • press 7 repeatedly and she does a spastic dance

  • Mix the numbers 3, 6 and 7!

  • Ofcourse the part of Jack as you read it was "tottaly straight", everything you have ever done is "totally straight", you are the most unimaginatve, one directional , uninteresting and talentless actress of your generation, accompanied rather ironically by an equally poor actor Orlando Bloom. Thank God you have acting powerhouses Johnny Depp, Geoffry Rush and Bill Nighy to rescue your screen time or else Pirates would have bombed long ago.

  • @samlockett now that is the most unforgivable speech i have ever heard..

  • @samlockett U mad bro?

  • Narrators face: ಠ_ಠ

  • OMG who is the horrid announcer on this?

  • daaaaaaaaaamn the narrator's voice is so aggravating

  • shut your whorish mouth keira and suck my dick!

  • @Numba1SouthParkFan Yes, course that would make her less of a whore?

  • I wouldn't say Captain Jack was gay, just very eccentric, maybe camp, definitely mad yet very smart.

    I'd say that about all of Johnny's characters, even if he did jokingly say once in an interview that 'all his characters were gay'

  • Press 4 repeatedly, and 7 repeatedly.

    XD

  • @locoroco2798 and 5,6 and 8 xD

  • I would drop everything, leave everything, never look back at anything just for Keira Knightley!! <3

  • damn why did i checked this up.

    i forgot how i was annoyed in the pirate movies juck.

    im glad she isnt in the next pirate movie

  • WOW ITS JACK SPARROW, Nt Johnny6&*%&^&*.... ITS JACK SPARROW..! LOL <3

  • @MegaForsell

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A REPTILIAN!

  • wow. she is insanely beautiful.

  • Why is it that when some people post they can not spell correctly? Why do some show ignorance by using swear words? I live in a country where English is the language and proper spelling and grammar is just not important to some who take the time to post. It's everywhere on the internet. I do not understand why if some refuse to take the time to post to use spell check. It shows ignorance. I hope those who agree will pass this along. Thank you.

  • hahaha keep pressing 1:00

  • @Busher50 jerking off or!?

  • Most of the people I know say Jack is gay. But if he was gay, why did he loved Elizabeth, and kissed her?

  • @MuziekFan1995 ahahaha jack is a womanizer clearly

  • @BR177 Yes, clearly :D. But a HOT womanizer :D.

  • @MuziekFan1995 gay is awesome

    Jack is awesome

    therefore Jack is gay

    ?

  • @Xyberfaust True :D.

  • @Xyberfaust lol you are stupid to think something to do with sex is awesome or important

  • @Xyberfaust

    Wait...how can he be gay? He clearly has a thing for Elizabeth. And he's spoken of "salty wenches" on occasion as well...

  • this narrator like talking to a dead people

  • play than keep pressing 7 hahahahahahaha

  • artisan please fuck off you cunts

  • hmmm i think many who saw that filmes do not realise that hes going and acting the way keith richards does..cause hes his father in the movie...so hes not gay..hes just acting like keith =P

  • Dear god, worst narration ever.

  • is the Narrator drunk?

  • she is so beautiful

  • who the fuck does this norrerator think she is?

  • Keira is so hot, I keep watching the first one just to see her face, and I can't stop staring at her boobs. I want to fuck her!

  • @StephenKingFan100

    u r not alone mate.

  • @StephenKingFan100

    Ofcourse you wanna fuck her, but you never will. Hahahahahaha!

  • ...I think she meant 'straight' as in 'typical'