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  • Watching this 2011 actually makes this sadder, considering...

  • Segata Sanshiro ='(

  • If only Segata Sanshiro was right here in Fukushima ... ;-/

  • I bet the explosion hurled SEGATA SANSHIRO back in time where he crashed to earth killing all the dinosaurs.

  • I would be happy if sega would do even one console for the memory of Segata Sanshiro *salute*

  • WHY DID HE HAFTA EXPLODE

  • Watch it backwards to see the story of Segata Sanshiro's birth.

  • *Sees that Sega tries to get rid of one of Segata Sanshiro's uniforms, and snatches it*

    Tails: Don't trash it! They can clone him from the sweat stains

    *runs off sobbing*

    Sonic: Go Tails!

    (and in case you are wondering, i stole that from The Simpsons)

  • What they're not telling you is that Segata Sanshiro was blown into the Mushroom Kingdom, where he fights in the latest Super Smash tournament for a chance to return to his beloved Sega Saturn.

    And, oh yes, he will win.

  • What. THEE FUCK. was this?

  • He'll return one day. He has to.

  • He is much cooler than Chuck Norris. Why we can't see Segata in Virtua Fighter or other cool SEGA games??

  • hahahaha oh wow, the fuck did i just watched

  • a true american hero

  • Look very closely at the right of the screen from 0:52

    That's a parachute escaping. :3

  • I have no idea why Matthew Patel from Scott Pilgrim is trying to destroy Sega headquarters.

  • Segata Sanshiro becomes.... KAMEN RIDER 1.

  • hmmm hes like a super chuck norris

  • ;__;

  • The missile did not kill Segata Sanshiro but merely destroyed his ability to give a fuck.

    And thus, Translator-San was created.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • In the original cut of Star Wars Return of the Jedi, it's actually Segata Sanshiro standing beside Obi-Wan and Yoda at the end.

  • He died doing what he did best, being awesome.

  • SEGATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • You cannot destroy Segata Sanshiro with missiles alone!

  • MANLY TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE!

  • ME TOO BRO!

  • *salutes*

  • SEGATA DIED FOR YOUR DREAMCAST!

    *sniff*

  • Nintendo may have won my wallet, but Sega won my heart. *sniff*

  • HA Chuck Noris could survive that I guess we now know who wins in the end

  • Chuck Norris is fail, because he would never sacrifice himself for a great cause. Segata Sanshiro gave his body and soul to X-treme Gaming.

  • Segata Sanshiro: a man who dedicated his life to gaming, Sega Saturn style, and a man who gave his life to keep the company going in a Heroic Sacrifice. Truly a Badass of the Week.

    SEGA SATURN SHIRO!! Rock out, dude.

  • I shed a manly tear

  • just like Poochie of the simpsons.

  • @violetdawning Segata died on the way to his home planet.

  • DAMN YOU SONYYYY!!!!

    *puts his fist threatingly to the sky*

  • no! all lies! you see a parachute at 00:53

  • how can u see with such bad pixelation

  • Segata Sanshiro is a true hero.

  • Lies and slander, They ALL Launched it! :o

  • Segata Sanshiro, Lest we forget. :.(

  • MANLY TEARS!

  • lies! sega secretly luanched it so that seata would catch it and die so that they could go with the new system

  • Segata Sanshiro would OWN Chuck Norris.

  • cant watch, the tears :( THE TEARS!!!!! THIS MUST BE WHY EMOS CUT THEMSELVES AND PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE

  • because people are dumb enough to do that?

  • We will never forget...

  • SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL NEVER DIE! He lives on in all our saturns! I'm gonna own that bastard who tried to destroy sega!

  • that missile came from Sony HQ, everybody knows that

  • Lies. It was obviously from Nintendo.

  • Even more lies. It was implied to be launched by Sony and Nintendo.

  • The most of lies, it was also launched by capcom.

  • And you expect that Microsoft had no hand in this great evil?

  • This ad was when Microsoft hadn't made the Xbox yet. xD

  • Microsoft just took the torch from SEGA... that is why the controllers are so much alike.. but granted.. they let themself be tainted by Chaos.. and are falling.. THey need to watch out lest SEGATA not come back to kick Balmers Arse back into Action!

  • the developer for the DC bailed out and joined Micro$oft to develop the Xbox and 360

  • Erm no...

    YOU mean Peter Moore Switching sides. BUt that isn't the case I mean. MS copied alot from SEGA with their permision including the COntroller design. INfact the first Xbox had alot of SEGA games just for that reason.

    The whole story is actually quite long and interesting if you're into COnsole history. And "Micro$oft""? Seriously? Fanboy much?

  • I dont hate M$ its meant as aj joke that they try to make monety of everything (for example TF2 updates) the 360 isnt that bad (I personaly own one)

  • Ah, Just me then, I just am used to people being childish about an industry forgetting they are just companies (I'm a fanboy myself for SEGA though, well used to be atleast heh).

    YOuknow they spell Sony as Phony or $on¥, and Microsoft as you just did ;).

    It just gets to you after a while heh, so you start to mistrust people :).

  • I get it I am an all-around gamer but I still have a place in my heart for old Nintnedo and Sega

  • Sometimes I still play my Sega Saturn...

    I try not to cry....

    Segata Sanshiro...

  • Segata Sanshiro will never die. He lives in the children's fingers.

  • 09/09/99 NEVER FORGET.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • That bastard who tried to kill Sega...

    I'm getting a Saturn off Ebay and dedicating it to Segata.

  • that bastard is sony and they're playstation

  • This is a parody of the ending to the 60s Astro Boy series, where the exact same thing happened.

  • I wanna see a fight between this guy and Chuck Norris. Truly the universe would end and it would be AWESOME

  • SEGATA SANSHIRO cannot die - he's on some distant planet somewhere, teaching aliens to appreciate the glory of the Sega Saturn.

  • @SpeedTiberius exactly.. and thats what we call on earth - 'Kamen Rider'

  • the tears... THEY WON'T STOP...

  • I know how you feel about the Saturn and Segata, but hey you can't blame Sony all the way, Sega made blunders while building the Saturn which caused it to cost 400 confronting the Playstation at 300 and the N64 at 200.

    I don't say this to defend Sony, it is just the truth, and I do feel pity for the Saturn and Segata. The proof is I got a Saturn by Ebay.

    Anyway, RIP Segata Sanshirou.

  • You thought you could get rid of Sega that easily Nintendo. To bad you didn't remember SEGATA SANSHIRO!

  • segata risked his own life to save the sega corporation

    0:08 nintendo fanboy

  • I cried manly tears

  • see this is why the Dreamcast died, if Segata Sanshiro was still around to promote the Dreamcast, the Dreamcast might've lasted longer

  • wat if he like missed the missle and thats how he ended

  • he didn't die. the explosions blew him to another planet where he found intellegent life. he then beat up that intelligent life until it promised to play Sega Saturn

  • tru dat

  • LOL. Yeah right, even though the Sega Saturn could handle so much more in terms of memory, graphics, and over all gameplay.

  • *Darth Vader* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • Segata would be ashamed too see what utter disappointment Sega has turned into to.

  • Segata has nothing to worry about. SEGASammy is planning a new system for 2010. It will be based off of Ringedge.

  • Segata Sanshiro will be missed.

  • We all know he's still out there somewhere, watching over us.

  • your an idiot, you know that?

  • Segata Sanshiro died for sega's sins.

  • Oh darn.

    He should of tried to Rider Kick it! :P

  • They all blended together into Rick Astley.

  • holy shit im not joking i actualy cried (im serios dont even joke.....im depressed now..... screw chuck....)

  • lolwut?

  • I'm crying too...from laughter.

  • ;_;

  • Thank you SEGA! No one ever makes explosions in space actually silent! Except SEGA, that is!

  • When Segata Sanshiro died, he was reincarnated into Chuck Norris.

    Just as all the mass in the universe must go somewhere, so should all the awesome and win that were in them.

  • no.. it had to be split up between Jet Li and Chuck Norris.

  • I thought it was split between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, but Bruce Lee died early, so it was absorbed by somebody.

    Jet Li was awesome in Fearless.

  • Segata Sanshiro..... You will be missed by screaming Japanese fan girls.

  • that was sad......:(

  • God bless Segata Sanshiro. rest in pieces, wherever you are :'s

  • R.I.P. Segata Sanshiro, in the name of Druox

  • I think he escapes with a parachute just before the rocket explodes

  • Nope, he's dead.

    Japanese don't mess around with happy endings like us Americans.

  • I ask you, what other man would LEAP OFF THE SEGA BUILDING TO STOP A MISSILE.

  • Segata.... you live on in all our hearts....

  • ;_; we need him back. ... esp. times like this

  • ;_;

    I would have bought one just to play Virtual On.

    GODSPEED!!!

  • At the explosion look to the right of the screen.

    He escapes; He is alive.

  • sanshiro died because sega saturn was discontinued

  • Segata Sanshiro > Chuck Norris

  • Its make me cry each time i see it. Its the supreme hero!!!

  • MANLY TEARS WERE SHED

  • wow thats a strong window

  • Segata Sanshiro is the Jesus Christ for many gamers of my generation from the 1980's - 1990's.

    We will all miss him.

    And yes sony killed him.

    His memory will always be with us all.

  • lol wut he was 'killed' because the Dreamcast was released, not because of Sony.

  • Not according to this video. Sega Saturn died while protecting Dreamcast, the best video game system ever released.

  • noooooooooooooo

  • Nooooooooo! ;_; :(

  • This man... was a hero amongst heroes.

    He gave EVERYTHING for what he loved.

    We'll miss him forever.

  • farewell Segata Sanshiro

  • the fact that a sega game (valkyria chronicles) is the only realy great exclusive title for the straggling ps 3 ,shows us that his vengeful return is nigh

  • Not only that my friend, the PS3 recently got a huge sales boost in Japan thanks to the release of Sega's Yakuza 3. The irony is DELICIOUS. =D

  • indeed it is good sir.who would have thought that the company that "killed" the last two sega consoles would be saved ,or at least supportet by sega

  • せがた三四郎。。。;_;

  • He dies for our gaming sins

    ;_;

  • "GrimmMrGrimm

    "He dies for our gaming sins "

    ....and have we learned anything? Anything?

    ;_;

  • He became a bright star shining in the night sky. The star we always knew he was.

    We'll never forget your sacrifice, Segata Sanshiro. And we'll never forget you. See you again some day.

    ;_;

  • Only the death of Segata Sanshiro can make me cry girly man tears ;___;

  • ;_;

  • Segata Sanshiro died for your DreamCast!

  • And Sony killed it anyways! ;_;

  • Bloody HEEEEEEEEEECK! ;_;

    I wish I could've afforded a Sega Saturn... ;_;

  • its better getting the white imported sega saturn because its special

  • He will return one day and judo flip current sega and make everything right again rofl

  • No, no...

    that didnt happen...

    That Didnt Happen!

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Segata will return, he will kill chuck norris, punish the sonic team and destroy sony XD

  • Manly tears ;_;

  • yes buckets and bucket sof manly tears. Everytime I see it.

  • Segata Sanshiro would punch the currant Sega in the face

  • No! Impossible. A man made from pure epic win cannot be killed by a missile. One day, he shall return! AND HE WILL LEAD SEGA TO GREATNESS.

    He'd also destroy Sonic Team for what they have done with Sonic too.

    Oh, and he would seek out everyone working at Sony.

    Holy shit. That WOULD BE LEGENDARY.

    SEGATA SANSHIRO FTW!

  • GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

  • Segata San... you`ll live always in our gamer hearts

  • DOWN TO SONY D<

  • MOTHERFUCKING. EPIC.

  • if somebody finds his body in space wht if the person makes segata Sanshiro 2 segata dreamshiro he is like sanshiro but likes dreamcast

  • SEGATAAAAA, i curse sony (and microsoft) for the shity consoles that we have at this moment

  • What do you mean about "cry some more"

  • Good point. I mean, with segata sanshiro on your side why would you be scared of a poxy little missile?

  • More seriously, the guy who cackles atthe beggining must be from Sony...

  • No... No... ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO !!!!!! SEGATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The end of Segata Sanshiro

    Take care of SEGA from heaven...

    You still rock Segata!!

  • This is actully a commercial for the game Segata Sanshiro:Sinkan Yugi for the Sega Saturn. this was maybe their last Sega Saturn game because the Sega Dreamcast was on it's way. And the Sega Saturn failed in the USA for some reason.

  • failed because Sony are dirty cheating cocksuckers.

    They had an anti-trust suit in Japan for that "exclusivity" bullshit. . .but not in dumb ass America.

  • @WareWolf1962 It's all the roach's fault.

  • Darn it! Curse Sony & their stupid Plaything(Playstation, the name *Plaything* is what Sega used to call the Playstation because the Playstation only had 1 prosessor & the Sega Saturn had 3 prosessors)!

  • Manly tears were indeed shed, but has no one been paying attention? Just recently Sega released a Rambo light gun game for arcades, and guess who was in the ad campaign? SEGATA SANSHIRO! Proof that Sanshiro is manly enough to survive being blown up by a missile in space.

  • Manly tears were had...MANLY TEARS! ;_;

  • WHY SEGATA...SEGATAAAAAAAAA T_T

  • We will miss you Segata Sanshiro!

  • Segata could of lived.. If he aimed that missle at Sony lol.

  • ;_;

  • Any ideas which comany was supposed to have fired that missile into the sega company? Sony? Nintendo?

    I'm guessing its not either of them, since sony I don't think was very big yet, and Nintendo is on prety good terms with sega now.

  • faulty logic, because even if they are on good terms now, they werent in 97/98 when this was made.

    but i say it doesnt matter who shot it, it matters that it was shot.

  • what does now have to do with back then?

    even then, i dont see it being nintendo, wasnt that kind of rivalry by then i dont believe.

    1997-2000 was years of saturn, nintendo 64 in 96? started its decline and by the time this last commercial was made, probably around the end of saturn life, 2000 maybe? nintendo was far behind sony and the least of segas worries.

  • ...Which is exactly why they had to resort to a missile.

    It probably was sony, though.

  • You guys are so stupid, it was Atari that fired the missile. Look at all the knobs on the panel of the villain who fired it. A popular Atari trait. Plus, he looked rather American to me, and the most prosperous console maker in America at that point was Atari.

  • that's actually a good point. but he spoke in japanese... I'm pretty sure that was him talking when we saw through the binoculars.

  • ... .not to mention, Atari's system at the time Saturn was out was the Jaguar. . .and the Jaguar had already died.

  • I wish Sega Saturn would come to the Virtual Console just because of these ads. SEGA SATAAN, SHIRO!

  • We must commit ourselves to EXTREME GAMING...

    ...It's what he would've wanted..

  • He can't die!

    He has more might than God!

  • He's dead, but he lives on in all of us.