What they're not telling you is that Segata Sanshiro was blown into the Mushroom Kingdom, where he fights in the latest Super Smash tournament for a chance to return to his beloved Sega Saturn.
Segata Sanshiro: a man who dedicated his life to gaming, Sega Saturn style, and a man who gave his life to keep the company going in a Heroic Sacrifice. Truly a Badass of the Week.
Microsoft just took the torch from SEGA... that is why the controllers are so much alike.. but granted.. they let themself be tainted by Chaos.. and are falling.. THey need to watch out lest SEGATA not come back to kick Balmers Arse back into Action!
YOU mean Peter Moore Switching sides. BUt that isn't the case I mean. MS copied alot from SEGA with their permision including the COntroller design. INfact the first Xbox had alot of SEGA games just for that reason.
The whole story is actually quite long and interesting if you're into COnsole history. And "Micro$oft""? Seriously? Fanboy much?
Ah, Just me then, I just am used to people being childish about an industry forgetting they are just companies (I'm a fanboy myself for SEGA though, well used to be atleast heh).
YOuknow they spell Sony as Phony or $on¥, and Microsoft as you just did ;).
It just gets to you after a while heh, so you start to mistrust people :).
I know how you feel about the Saturn and Segata, but hey you can't blame Sony all the way, Sega made blunders while building the Saturn which caused it to cost 400 confronting the Playstation at 300 and the N64 at 200.
I don't say this to defend Sony, it is just the truth, and I do feel pity for the Saturn and Segata. The proof is I got a Saturn by Ebay.
he didn't die. the explosions blew him to another planet where he found intellegent life. he then beat up that intelligent life until it promised to play Sega Saturn
the fact that a sega game (valkyria chronicles) is the only realy great exclusive title for the straggling ps 3 ,shows us that his vengeful return is nigh
This is actully a commercial for the game Segata Sanshiro:Sinkan Yugi for the Sega Saturn. this was maybe their last Sega Saturn game because the Sega Dreamcast was on it's way. And the Sega Saturn failed in the USA for some reason.
Darn it! Curse Sony & their stupid Plaything(Playstation, the name *Plaything* is what Sega used to call the Playstation because the Playstation only had 1 prosessor & the Sega Saturn had 3 prosessors)!
Manly tears were indeed shed, but has no one been paying attention? Just recently Sega released a Rambo light gun game for arcades, and guess who was in the ad campaign? SEGATA SANSHIRO! Proof that Sanshiro is manly enough to survive being blown up by a missile in space.
even then, i dont see it being nintendo, wasnt that kind of rivalry by then i dont believe.
1997-2000 was years of saturn, nintendo 64 in 96? started its decline and by the time this last commercial was made, probably around the end of saturn life, 2000 maybe? nintendo was far behind sony and the least of segas worries.
You guys are so stupid, it was Atari that fired the missile. Look at all the knobs on the panel of the villain who fired it. A popular Atari trait. Plus, he looked rather American to me, and the most prosperous console maker in America at that point was Atari.
Watching this 2011 actually makes this sadder, considering...
Sanguiluna 3 months ago
Segata Sanshiro ='(
xxSakuraxx 10 months ago
If only Segata Sanshiro was right here in Fukushima ... ;-/
Theseus17 10 months ago
I bet the explosion hurled SEGATA SANSHIRO back in time where he crashed to earth killing all the dinosaurs.
argo984 11 months ago
I would be happy if sega would do even one console for the memory of Segata Sanshiro *salute*
Samuli385 11 months ago
WHY DID HE HAFTA EXPLODE
lukeguy97 1 year ago
Watch it backwards to see the story of Segata Sanshiro's birth.
Terrakinetic 1 year ago
*Sees that Sega tries to get rid of one of Segata Sanshiro's uniforms, and snatches it*
Tails: Don't trash it! They can clone him from the sweat stains
*runs off sobbing*
Sonic: Go Tails!
(and in case you are wondering, i stole that from The Simpsons)
figment1988 1 year ago
What they're not telling you is that Segata Sanshiro was blown into the Mushroom Kingdom, where he fights in the latest Super Smash tournament for a chance to return to his beloved Sega Saturn.
And, oh yes, he will win.
jakebreaker 1 year ago
What. THEE FUCK. was this?
MrJ88 1 year ago
He'll return one day. He has to.
wildzeromadness 1 year ago
He is much cooler than Chuck Norris. Why we can't see Segata in Virtua Fighter or other cool SEGA games??
Squadalha 1 year ago
hahahaha oh wow, the fuck did i just watched
hefestos002 1 year ago
a true american hero
SZF123456 1 year ago
Look very closely at the right of the screen from 0:52
That's a parachute escaping. :3
BertMcracken08 1 year ago
I have no idea why Matthew Patel from Scott Pilgrim is trying to destroy Sega headquarters.
Dudinator123 1 year ago 3
Segata Sanshiro becomes.... KAMEN RIDER 1.
JokerThe14 1 year ago
hmmm hes like a super chuck norris
pabloinsky 1 year ago
;__;
RoywoodNoKiwami 1 year ago
The missile did not kill Segata Sanshiro but merely destroyed his ability to give a fuck.
And thus, Translator-San was created.
ForelliBoy 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MrFlipske 1 year ago 4
In the original cut of Star Wars Return of the Jedi, it's actually Segata Sanshiro standing beside Obi-Wan and Yoda at the end.
BlasphemousApples 1 year ago 14
He died doing what he did best, being awesome.
Starspawn17 1 year ago 6
SEGATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hammerman24 1 year ago
You cannot destroy Segata Sanshiro with missiles alone!
poopskinTheLiar 1 year ago 3
MANLY TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE!
DrMuganda 2 years ago 13
ME TOO BRO!
Marsproject11 1 year ago
*salutes*
EnvoyofDarkness 2 years ago 5
SEGATA DIED FOR YOUR DREAMCAST!
*sniff*
henritje19 2 years ago 5
Nintendo may have won my wallet, but Sega won my heart. *sniff*
Eggyman101 2 years ago 13
HA Chuck Noris could survive that I guess we now know who wins in the end
FakeProjectNo2 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is fail, because he would never sacrifice himself for a great cause. Segata Sanshiro gave his body and soul to X-treme Gaming.
Crisis7 2 years ago 5
Segata Sanshiro: a man who dedicated his life to gaming, Sega Saturn style, and a man who gave his life to keep the company going in a Heroic Sacrifice. Truly a Badass of the Week.
SEGA SATURN SHIRO!! Rock out, dude.
williamsbrosstudios 2 years ago 3
I shed a manly tear
SpamNapkin 2 years ago 5
just like Poochie of the simpsons.
violetdawning 2 years ago
@violetdawning Segata died on the way to his home planet.
SpamNapkin 1 year ago
DAMN YOU SONYYYY!!!!
*puts his fist threatingly to the sky*
Karash770 2 years ago
no! all lies! you see a parachute at 00:53
sonicfan341 2 years ago
how can u see with such bad pixelation
SABRENOSE 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro is a true hero.
HamonLord 2 years ago 4
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What a way to go.
elrapido5150 2 years ago
Lies and slander, They ALL Launched it! :o
Astrenar 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro, Lest we forget. :.(
holytodsloan 2 years ago
MANLY TEARS!
supertoastdemon 2 years ago 5
lies! sega secretly luanched it so that seata would catch it and die so that they could go with the new system
bhgameman 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro would OWN Chuck Norris.
SONICANDKNUX 2 years ago 2
cant watch, the tears :( THE TEARS!!!!! THIS MUST BE WHY EMOS CUT THEMSELVES AND PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE
SupremeDominator 2 years ago 4
because people are dumb enough to do that?
NINJUTSUHOKAGE 2 years ago
We will never forget...
Michigansucks1986 2 years ago 3
SEGATA SANSHIRO WILL NEVER DIE! He lives on in all our saturns! I'm gonna own that bastard who tried to destroy sega!
TheAccountuser98 2 years ago 3
that missile came from Sony HQ, everybody knows that
leogan 2 years ago 5
Lies. It was obviously from Nintendo.
yarrik6 2 years ago 5
Even more lies. It was implied to be launched by Sony and Nintendo.
mudkipzfan545 2 years ago 4
The most of lies, it was also launched by capcom.
SONICANDKNUX 2 years ago
And you expect that Microsoft had no hand in this great evil?
MetalSlimeHunt 2 years ago 2
This ad was when Microsoft hadn't made the Xbox yet. xD
LexLight1 2 years ago
Microsoft just took the torch from SEGA... that is why the controllers are so much alike.. but granted.. they let themself be tainted by Chaos.. and are falling.. THey need to watch out lest SEGATA not come back to kick Balmers Arse back into Action!
DehnusNorder 2 years ago
the developer for the DC bailed out and joined Micro$oft to develop the Xbox and 360
henritje19 2 years ago
Erm no...
YOU mean Peter Moore Switching sides. BUt that isn't the case I mean. MS copied alot from SEGA with their permision including the COntroller design. INfact the first Xbox had alot of SEGA games just for that reason.
The whole story is actually quite long and interesting if you're into COnsole history. And "Micro$oft""? Seriously? Fanboy much?
DehnusNorder 2 years ago
I dont hate M$ its meant as aj joke that they try to make monety of everything (for example TF2 updates) the 360 isnt that bad (I personaly own one)
henritje19 2 years ago
Ah, Just me then, I just am used to people being childish about an industry forgetting they are just companies (I'm a fanboy myself for SEGA though, well used to be atleast heh).
YOuknow they spell Sony as Phony or $on¥, and Microsoft as you just did ;).
It just gets to you after a while heh, so you start to mistrust people :).
DehnusNorder 2 years ago
I get it I am an all-around gamer but I still have a place in my heart for old Nintnedo and Sega
henritje19 2 years ago
Sometimes I still play my Sega Saturn...
I try not to cry....
Segata Sanshiro...
Roodypoocandyass 2 years ago 3
Segata Sanshiro will never die. He lives in the children's fingers.
GokuMcDuck 2 years ago 6
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that why Dreamcast failed.
elgranqenk 2 years ago
09/09/99 NEVER FORGET.
WatMcWatley 2 years ago 8
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bigred2989 2 years ago 4
That bastard who tried to kill Sega...
I'm getting a Saturn off Ebay and dedicating it to Segata.
SADXhacker 2 years ago 21
that bastard is sony and they're playstation
silentazian 2 years ago
This is a parody of the ending to the 60s Astro Boy series, where the exact same thing happened.
jooshiscrazy 2 years ago
I wanna see a fight between this guy and Chuck Norris. Truly the universe would end and it would be AWESOME
bluejjb 2 years ago
SEGATA SANSHIRO cannot die - he's on some distant planet somewhere, teaching aliens to appreciate the glory of the Sega Saturn.
SpeedTiberius 2 years ago 53
@SpeedTiberius exactly.. and thats what we call on earth - 'Kamen Rider'
ZeroInSanE 1 year ago
the tears... THEY WON'T STOP...
TheLackingSightWease 2 years ago 4
I know how you feel about the Saturn and Segata, but hey you can't blame Sony all the way, Sega made blunders while building the Saturn which caused it to cost 400 confronting the Playstation at 300 and the N64 at 200.
I don't say this to defend Sony, it is just the truth, and I do feel pity for the Saturn and Segata. The proof is I got a Saturn by Ebay.
Anyway, RIP Segata Sanshirou.
Zorianff9 2 years ago
You thought you could get rid of Sega that easily Nintendo. To bad you didn't remember SEGATA SANSHIRO!
VirgoTheCougar 2 years ago
segata risked his own life to save the sega corporation
0:08 nintendo fanboy
roknerd101 2 years ago 3
I cried manly tears
JackTR21 2 years ago 2
see this is why the Dreamcast died, if Segata Sanshiro was still around to promote the Dreamcast, the Dreamcast might've lasted longer
ShootStyleZombie 2 years ago
wat if he like missed the missle and thats how he ended
firemblem01 2 years ago
he didn't die. the explosions blew him to another planet where he found intellegent life. he then beat up that intelligent life until it promised to play Sega Saturn
zikten 2 years ago 12
tru dat
firemblem01 2 years ago
LOL. Yeah right, even though the Sega Saturn could handle so much more in terms of memory, graphics, and over all gameplay.
WiiPens 2 years ago
*Darth Vader* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ASSASINATORpro 2 years ago 3
Segata would be ashamed too see what utter disappointment Sega has turned into to.
OrochiBorgieman 2 years ago 13
Segata has nothing to worry about. SEGASammy is planning a new system for 2010. It will be based off of Ringedge.
Tornado1994 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro will be missed.
brocklock09 2 years ago 3
We all know he's still out there somewhere, watching over us.
paroxysm009 2 years ago 12
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Wow, they made a commercial signifying the death of the Sega Saturn?
And I thought Sega couldn't get any dumber.
Gotmilk0112 2 years ago
your an idiot, you know that?
zikten 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro died for sega's sins.
ssssss211 2 years ago 44
Oh darn.
He should of tried to Rider Kick it! :P
LintuWaterfall 2 years ago
They all blended together into Rick Astley.
Foeus 2 years ago
holy shit im not joking i actualy cried (im serios dont even joke.....im depressed now..... screw chuck....)
willpwn4cash 2 years ago 6
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So just hang yourself now.
bennyfromthe72 2 years ago
lolwut?
willpwn4cash 2 years ago 4
I'm crying too...from laughter.
TKGB2006 2 years ago
;_;
LolTater 2 years ago
Thank you SEGA! No one ever makes explosions in space actually silent! Except SEGA, that is!
TheRealEcho199 2 years ago
When Segata Sanshiro died, he was reincarnated into Chuck Norris.
Just as all the mass in the universe must go somewhere, so should all the awesome and win that were in them.
Maho911 2 years ago
no.. it had to be split up between Jet Li and Chuck Norris.
lvcsslacker 2 years ago
I thought it was split between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, but Bruce Lee died early, so it was absorbed by somebody.
Jet Li was awesome in Fearless.
Maho911 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro..... You will be missed by screaming Japanese fan girls.
KrazyKhidoriBoi26 2 years ago
that was sad......:(
MegaM7777 2 years ago
God bless Segata Sanshiro. rest in pieces, wherever you are :'s
Nattacus 2 years ago 3
R.I.P. Segata Sanshiro, in the name of Druox
saiyaman7 2 years ago
I think he escapes with a parachute just before the rocket explodes
henritje19 2 years ago
Nope, he's dead.
Japanese don't mess around with happy endings like us Americans.
numnunums 2 years ago 13
I ask you, what other man would LEAP OFF THE SEGA BUILDING TO STOP A MISSILE.
crazyrabbits 2 years ago 4
Segata.... you live on in all our hearts....
lvcsslacker 2 years ago 2
;_; we need him back. ... esp. times like this
destructorv2 2 years ago 5
;_;
I would have bought one just to play Virtual On.
GODSPEED!!!
akumaten 2 years ago
At the explosion look to the right of the screen.
He escapes; He is alive.
TuoppiBoy 2 years ago 3
sanshiro died because sega saturn was discontinued
meratun 2 years ago 3
Segata Sanshiro > Chuck Norris
ninjagore 3 years ago 17
Its make me cry each time i see it. Its the supreme hero!!!
LordZero666 3 years ago 7
MANLY TEARS WERE SHED
mulletking 3 years ago 9
wow thats a strong window
Prexxuss 3 years ago 6
Segata Sanshiro is the Jesus Christ for many gamers of my generation from the 1980's - 1990's.
We will all miss him.
And yes sony killed him.
His memory will always be with us all.
MDIS 3 years ago 7
lol wut he was 'killed' because the Dreamcast was released, not because of Sony.
nathanield 2 years ago
Not according to this video. Sega Saturn died while protecting Dreamcast, the best video game system ever released.
Miisen 2 years ago
noooooooooooooo
aticus21 3 years ago
Nooooooooo! ;_; :(
ShadowArtist 3 years ago
This man... was a hero amongst heroes.
He gave EVERYTHING for what he loved.
We'll miss him forever.
CorvidDude 3 years ago 4
farewell Segata Sanshiro
ravenard 3 years ago 2
the fact that a sega game (valkyria chronicles) is the only realy great exclusive title for the straggling ps 3 ,shows us that his vengeful return is nigh
terislb 3 years ago
Not only that my friend, the PS3 recently got a huge sales boost in Japan thanks to the release of Sega's Yakuza 3. The irony is DELICIOUS. =D
NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago
indeed it is good sir.who would have thought that the company that "killed" the last two sega consoles would be saved ,or at least supportet by sega
terislb 2 years ago
せがた三四郎。。。;_;
lulzbot 3 years ago 3
He dies for our gaming sins
;_;
GrimmMrGrimm 3 years ago 13
"GrimmMrGrimm
"He dies for our gaming sins "
....and have we learned anything? Anything?
;_;
akumaten 2 years ago
He became a bright star shining in the night sky. The star we always knew he was.
We'll never forget your sacrifice, Segata Sanshiro. And we'll never forget you. See you again some day.
;_;
MidniteBliss 3 years ago 7
Only the death of Segata Sanshiro can make me cry girly man tears ;___;
CJ5436 3 years ago 7
;_;
ArcToon 3 years ago
Segata Sanshiro died for your DreamCast!
DarkBahamut 3 years ago 11
And Sony killed it anyways! ;_;
Taku128 3 years ago 3
Bloody HEEEEEEEEEECK! ;_;
I wish I could've afforded a Sega Saturn... ;_;
Moulinoski 3 years ago 3
its better getting the white imported sega saturn because its special
JadMaster3 3 years ago
He will return one day and judo flip current sega and make everything right again rofl
PirateKing2000 3 years ago 8
No, no...
that didnt happen...
That Didnt Happen!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
oddmanelf 3 years ago 2
Segata will return, he will kill chuck norris, punish the sonic team and destroy sony XD
Glumglufs 3 years ago 8
Manly tears ;_;
SamuelTouchdown 3 years ago 4
yes buckets and bucket sof manly tears. Everytime I see it.
justenleonas 3 years ago
Segata Sanshiro would punch the currant Sega in the face
ApolloEspeon 3 years ago 6
No! Impossible. A man made from pure epic win cannot be killed by a missile. One day, he shall return! AND HE WILL LEAD SEGA TO GREATNESS.
He'd also destroy Sonic Team for what they have done with Sonic too.
Oh, and he would seek out everyone working at Sony.
Holy shit. That WOULD BE LEGENDARY.
SEGATA SANSHIRO FTW!
jluce93 3 years ago 10
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
ViolentAngel17 3 years ago 3
Segata San... you`ll live always in our gamer hearts
alandamir 3 years ago 2
DOWN TO SONY D<
SEGAMew 3 years ago 5
MOTHERFUCKING. EPIC.
JakeFireIce 3 years ago 3
if somebody finds his body in space wht if the person makes segata Sanshiro 2 segata dreamshiro he is like sanshiro but likes dreamcast
JadMaster3 3 years ago
SEGATAAAAA, i curse sony (and microsoft) for the shity consoles that we have at this moment
tito2account 3 years ago 8
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Cry some more.
Nigralurker 3 years ago
What do you mean about "cry some more"
tito2account 3 years ago 3
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ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!
Nigralurker 3 years ago
Good point. I mean, with segata sanshiro on your side why would you be scared of a poxy little missile?
retrolee 3 years ago 2
More seriously, the guy who cackles atthe beggining must be from Sony...
kilonardodicaprio 3 years ago 5
No... No... ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! SEGATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kilonardodicaprio 3 years ago
The end of Segata Sanshiro
Take care of SEGA from heaven...
You still rock Segata!!
sebadelavega 3 years ago 4
This is actully a commercial for the game Segata Sanshiro:Sinkan Yugi for the Sega Saturn. this was maybe their last Sega Saturn game because the Sega Dreamcast was on it's way. And the Sega Saturn failed in the USA for some reason.
WareWolf1962 3 years ago
failed because Sony are dirty cheating cocksuckers.
They had an anti-trust suit in Japan for that "exclusivity" bullshit. . .but not in dumb ass America.
KMFCM 3 years ago
@WareWolf1962 It's all the roach's fault.
KyubiStewie 1 year ago
Darn it! Curse Sony & their stupid Plaything(Playstation, the name *Plaything* is what Sega used to call the Playstation because the Playstation only had 1 prosessor & the Sega Saturn had 3 prosessors)!
WareWolf1962 3 years ago
Manly tears were indeed shed, but has no one been paying attention? Just recently Sega released a Rambo light gun game for arcades, and guess who was in the ad campaign? SEGATA SANSHIRO! Proof that Sanshiro is manly enough to survive being blown up by a missile in space.
compusrose 3 years ago
Manly tears were had...MANLY TEARS! ;_;
MedicInDistress 3 years ago
WHY SEGATA...SEGATAAAAAAAAA T_T
Guillermodeltoro 3 years ago
We will miss you Segata Sanshiro!
IDontKnowCorp 3 years ago
Segata could of lived.. If he aimed that missle at Sony lol.
XKaiminalX 3 years ago 6
;_;
Blinkstale 3 years ago
Any ideas which comany was supposed to have fired that missile into the sega company? Sony? Nintendo?
I'm guessing its not either of them, since sony I don't think was very big yet, and Nintendo is on prety good terms with sega now.
RaustBD 3 years ago
faulty logic, because even if they are on good terms now, they werent in 97/98 when this was made.
but i say it doesnt matter who shot it, it matters that it was shot.
digidestined06 3 years ago
what does now have to do with back then?
even then, i dont see it being nintendo, wasnt that kind of rivalry by then i dont believe.
1997-2000 was years of saturn, nintendo 64 in 96? started its decline and by the time this last commercial was made, probably around the end of saturn life, 2000 maybe? nintendo was far behind sony and the least of segas worries.
waltermh111 3 years ago
...Which is exactly why they had to resort to a missile.
It probably was sony, though.
RaustBD 3 years ago
You guys are so stupid, it was Atari that fired the missile. Look at all the knobs on the panel of the villain who fired it. A popular Atari trait. Plus, he looked rather American to me, and the most prosperous console maker in America at that point was Atari.
kingbadmovie 3 years ago
that's actually a good point. but he spoke in japanese... I'm pretty sure that was him talking when we saw through the binoculars.
RaustBD 3 years ago
... .not to mention, Atari's system at the time Saturn was out was the Jaguar. . .and the Jaguar had already died.
KMFCM 3 years ago
I wish Sega Saturn would come to the Virtual Console just because of these ads. SEGA SATAAN, SHIRO!
tkayube 3 years ago
We must commit ourselves to EXTREME GAMING...
...It's what he would've wanted..
lillylivers 3 years ago 7
He can't die!
He has more might than God!
FlazeTheHedgehog 3 years ago 2
He's dead, but he lives on in all of us.
l33tmaster104 3 years ago 7