The Candy Bar

[ETVCandy]

DRinks anyone? oxygen? any other gas or mineral?

[Alicia7777777]

Excellent work and equally good taste.

[ETVCandy]

From one who works with da Vinci, Einstein and Socrates this is quite a compliment.

Your taste is not too bad. Especially love the Ginevra de' Benci with the Sforza mistress.

And your work with the Sphinx is phenomenal

francesca.

[Conneyfogle]

I named the pub cat Sphinx, he always sat on the bar looking like... well a Sphinx, and used to catch huge rabbits and present them to the diners

[ETVCandy]

Meows like an Egyptian!

No more pyramid schemes.

Tut Tut!

[francescaemc2]

Alicia, did we ever say thank you?

if not, bad taste...

Thanks for the compliments.

Francesca (from my channel)

for ETVCandy

[ETVCandy]

Now, that's a big order, Sir. But for you, a little wormhole, a little woodworm and we will always go the distance. One parsec coming up!

Woa, open your arms, open your arms, open your arms. Steady. There we are. Enjoy it, Sir.

Why, thanks so much. Your eye is especially beautiful.

[Conneyfogle]

Any chance of some cosmic cocktails, I've been waiting for a Parsec

[Conneyfogle]

a little woodworm with a little wormwood for my absinthe please

[ETVCandy]

Certainly,Sir. You are aware that it makes the heart wonder. Yes, I have it on excellent authority.

This is a particularly lovely glow in the dark green for you. Cheers.

[francescaemc2]

if there's a woodworm in your wormhole, don't be alarmed now, it's just a sprinkling of your absinthe.

[ErikaRagazzi]

Very nice. 5 stars ♫♫♫♫♫

[ETVCandy]

Good Evening ErikaRagazzi, what can the candy bar get you for some refreshment?

[francescaemc2]

Un cappuccino? Un aperitivo? Qualcosa da mangiare per ErikaRagazzi?

[ETVCandy]

I think you have had enough, Sir.

INNER DIALOGUE: maybe I just didn't get the reference, but he is the pilot....sigh.

[Conneyfogle]

The sun has got its hat on

[37zeus37]

Happy equinox spacechildren !

[ETVCandy]

Thank you your Deity. If you enjoy service on our craft, I don't accept gratuities, but if you should choose to give me Venice as a little token of your appreciation, I would be most amused and grateful. Thanks very much. Slean

[ETVCandy]

EFARISTO!!!

[37zeus37]

His Deity has returned from Venus - hot, long days, heavy athmosphere !

[ETVCandy]

They got some pretty little women there and you gonna get you some? Might take a train might take a plane if you have to travel at C you gonna get there just the same?

[ETVCandy]

Ah, a discerning taste for heavy metals, Sir!

We assume you know mercury is not good for you. Have to say that. We have, literally, some shots: an injection. It's impossible to get mercury into a shot glass. The ice is for your arm, Sir?

May I recommend the Tang? We have some '62.

[Conneyfogle]

have you Tang with vintage o?

[ETVCandy]

Ah, a connoisseur! Sir, we have one serving of 0 Tang. It was a gift from Louis, no, Neil Armstrong.

Great moonwalker. We also have VSOP Tang, but it's tainted with some natural ingredients.

Stirred with H3O, I assume, not shaken--not only for aesthetics, but safety. Coming right up. BTW, the Tang was Carbon dated by moi.

it's the real Thang. Enjoy Tang! Love that poster you have that's similar. The gentleman sipping from a bottle..... you know what I mean.

[Conneyfogle]

What date was that carbon dioxide dated?

[ETVCandy]

Lol, Sir.

About 3 minutes after the big bang, I believe.

[Conneyfogle]

A mercury shot please with some fresh ice, I don't want any of that frozen stuff

[ETVCandy]

Another? Very well sir, I'll have to break a few thermometers.

[ETVCandy]

Ladies, Gentlemen, other species, We are delighted to announce that we have a makeshift Orgone Box on board. Should your orgones be accumulating just knock us up.

[Conneyfogle]

It's no social intergrater y'know

[Conneyfogle]

My Orgones are accumulating!

[37zeus37]

as in the band Space Ritual ?

[ETVCandy]

One question at a time, your deity. We have a minor emergency. You don't happen to have an Orgone Box...a bit after your time, indeed. Excuse me.

[37zeus37]

or Hawkwind ?

[Conneyfogle]

It makes me feel greater, I'll see you sometime later when I'm through with my accumulator, it's no social integrator it's a cerebral vibrator!

[ETVCandy]

Cerebral vibrator, indeed, Sir. Tee Hee.

Hope you are feeling better. Refreshed?

mmmmmm, I'm telling you now.......

Most welcome, Sir, anytime at all, anytime at all, anytime at all all you gotta do is call and I'll be there.

[ETVCandy]

Got some hawkwind coming up on The Highway Star soon...

[ETVCandy]

I don't know if this ship is fitted with all Dr. Hawking will need, but I'm certain if his staff provides a list I can pop by Cambridge and sort things out. Oh, hawkwind... well, why not Dr. Hawking also, I mean he's Mr. Event Horizon hissself!!!!

[ETVCandy]

Lucasian Mathematics Professor? Same post held by Isaac Newton... No, he was not hit on the head with a fig. I'll be right with you, Mum.

[ETVCandy]

Oh, Dear, Sir... we haven't got an actual Orgone Box aboard, but I'll try to rig something up.....

Of course, Sir. I hate when that happens!

Here, try this: two Veuve Cliquot boxes together, think you can crawl inside? We can try to decrease you in mass further out....

[37zeus37]

2043 kids - hope we'll all be there !

[37zeus37]

can etvcandy tell me when will we get 2 friday the 13th's back to back again ( as in when does feb 1 fall again on a sunday when the year is not a leap year )

[francescaemc2]

Whenever you like, your deity.

[37zeus37]

old zeus dropped a few lightening bolts at cheltenham today ( killed everyone at the meeting ! ) his deity is currently showing a profit of 1600 euros - one day left - should cover trip to venice ......

[francescaemc2]

For a day, not including drinks.

[ETVCandy]

We hope his deity is enjoying his trip to Venice.

[ETVCandy]

We thank his deity for the spaceship views of the church and will try to show them in flight.

Thanks ever so much.

INNER DIALOGUE: How thoughtful...I'm just a lowly spacewench with a PhD in astrophysics and one in numbers theory. How sweet.

[ETVCandy]

Need a cosmic cocktail

[ETVCandy]

Shaken not stirred.

[37zeus37]

don't give a monkeys - just hit a 200 euro double at cheltenham 5-2 and 9-4 !!

[ETVCandy]

Drinx on Zeus!!!!

[37zeus37]

what do you have to do to get service at this bar ?

[ETVCandy]

Depends on what sort of service you were thinking of!?

We are not that kind of bar Sir, we serve aces here!

[ETVCandy]

Second that, Francesca Milanese Spacewench.

[ETVCandy]

ask politely or show a lightening bolt.

[Conneyfogle]

Do you do any cocktails?

[ETVCandy]

When necessary, sure.

[ETVCandy]

The Bar would like to announce Happy hour every hour

[ETVCandy]

Apart from light speed hour, which lasts for ever

[ETVCandy]

And of course Faster than light speed hour, which allows you to leave sober 1 hour before you came!

[ETVCandy]

Actually, Captain, objects slow down and increase in mass when approaching the speed of light. Only a wormhole (not the absinthe kind) will allow one to leave sober one hour before the guest arrives.

[ETVCandy]

Happy hour is every minute on the Atomic Clock, Captain. MSW

[Conneyfogle]

What happens when the atomic clock strikes 1?

Do we split?

[37zeus37]

don't matter guv' she's dead

[ETVCandy]

Abducted

[ETVCandy]

We hope not probed.

[37zeus37]

MAYDAY MAYDAY -calling occupants of interplanatery craft - please send candy bars !!!

[ETVCandy]

Mars, Milky Way or Galaxy???

[37zeus37]

Is the space bar in low earth orbit or are we travelling in deep space ? and if so is the space bar located fore' or aft sir ?

[ETVCandy]

We are hovering on the event horizon, and are slowly being dragged into a black hole full of wild tunes!

[ETVCandy]

Good spacetime. Today's special is the White Dwarf cocktail. One micron black hole, half a gram StoliBolli, three diamonds from freshly exploded meteors, a bit of dark matter, two olives and a twist and shout.

[37zeus37]

major tom " fell out a fuckin' air lock sir "

[ETVCandy]

Believe that's your department your Deity. I only have bowie knife and extra O rings.

Between us, he never made the grade.

[Conneyfogle]

I would like a smoothie please, with extra space dust

[ETVCandy]

Coming right up, guv'ner. Uh, sorry, that was a meteor. The Spacedust is mostly diamond. Will that agree with you? We have Ovaltine also.

And we have the Carmen Miranda Tutti Frutti smoothie, but you have to wear the helmet with the fruits while drinking it. Spacerules.

[Conneyfogle]

Space certainly does rule!

[ETVCandy]

We got a big bang out of that one sir!

[ETVCandy]

Francesca, Milanese Spacewench likes this video very much.

[Conneyfogle]

Tutti Frutti

[ETVCandy]

The Little Richard or the Pat Boone?

Oh, yes, Sir. The Richard is out of sight, make you dance all night. Absinthe with a candy morph sugar cube. The Boone is Byrd's custard served over milquetoast. Yes, the Richard is definitely gritty. Why don't I get you a sample of each and you can compare, though there is no comparison?

[Conneyfogle]

Can I get a Whisky a Go Go?

[francescaemc2]

Certainly, Sir. I believe it was closed a couple of decades ago, but we can create a small wormhole and give you the entire club...unless there is a drink named that. We are new and make refreshing mistakes.

[Conneyfogle]

I suppose as we have 2 bars, this can be The Candy Bar!

[ETVCandy]

You may order whatever you like from any of our bars at any spacetime.

[ETVCandy]

Staff requests G&T!!! I'm on me break.

[Conneyfogle]

Space control to Major Tom!

[37zeus37]

greetings milanese space wench and captain john - thanks for all the space candy

[francescaemc2]

Greetings, Zeus. Ambrosia? Nectar?

The usual?

[ETVCandy]

Most welcome, Your Deity. Would you like some lighting bolts with your ambrosia? Kindly do not deploy while aboard. Thank you. Togas are in the back along with frozen laurel leaves. This way, Zeus.

[ETVCandy]

We also reserve the right to erase any comments that are misogynist or andophobic or heteorophobic or speciest.

(unless tremendously funny)

[ETVCandy]

SpaceCorrection: misantrhopic...ah, androphobic as well.

[francescaemc2]

G&T sounds very good, actually. Ta very much.

Squeeze some lime please, until the juice runs into the glass, there's a love. What are you having?

[Conneyfogle]

A cup of reality please, made with a lovin' spoonful

[ETVCandy]

Straight away, Sir. Would you care for some candy morph on the side? Oops....

sorry, first day on the job. I slipped and put in uh, spoonful, spoonful, spoonful. Please don't tell on me. The are all with WLL.

Enjoy your reality, Sir. Would you care for a Spacepillow? Why, thank you! You have a beautiful eye, too, Sir.

[Conneyfogle]

Just call me Cyclops

[francescaemc2]

Good morning, Sir Cy. Space cuppa, Sir. Or Space coffee?

Oh, just close your eye and get a few more zzz's.

It is a lovely one, Sir.

[ETVCandy]

Just 1 glass of milky way

[ETVCandy]

Certainly, Sir. Only comes in extra-large. Small, frozen Mars bar on the side?

[Conneyfogle]

Can I get anyone a drink?

[francescaemc2]

Staff could use a very cool and dry vodka martini.

Dry ice smoke on water on the side, please.

Nothing too tacky or trashy, please, first day on the job jitters.

ta very much, guv'ner

[ETVCandy]

Sir, please relax. That's my job. Your command is my wish.

[ETVCandy]

Good day to all our regulars!

May I take this opportunity to welcome you all to The space Bar, here we can discuss life the universe and everything.

Anything can be posted, but please not too much swearing, we are a licensed establishment after all.

ETV reserve all rights to erase any comments that it feels are derogatory, racist, homophobic or just plain nasty!

(unless it's really funny)

[francescaemc2]

Hint of Tangerine and Lemon juice.

Nutty and extremely cool.