THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS

[bookwormchick7198]

Your mom's fat.

[Deadlystar]

my favorite



[sonicrider32]

when he sings into my headphones it sounds like its every where in my house

[morgiedude17]

trolling taken to the extreme!

[MissHawaiiGirl102]

SPORTS CAR.... RING?! REALLY??!!!

[PhanyPackStudios]

what just happened shit just happened alot of glorious shit..... thats what just happened

[wintersnowflake1001]

win



[MegaOmega55]

did he just say "oh i'm sorry honey" ??? @0:53



[TheGuyWithNoCookies]

@MegaOmega55 '' Oh sorry honey ''.

[energyman100]

This would be an awesome prank call... who agrees?

[Barni747]

One of the best things yet invented in internet.

[semidias]

I don't think he says "Sorry honey", I think he says "Oh, sorry."

[westofthewoods]

THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES!!

Me calls random number: Would you like to hear a song?

Person at the other end: Excuse me (or Hello, or Is this Ana, or Umm, etc)

Me: *starts playing hot cross buns or twinkle twinkle using the buttons*

Person: Hangs up (or Hello?, or Ana I told you to stop prank calling, or whoever you are, you just made my day)

Good ol' days!

What are your guy's prank-calling stories?

[TheMikeylikey2]

truly amazing

[Shnugthenerd]

This is my favorite song on your site

[KhloSmilee]

your mom is fat!

[MrDunken77]

what is that song called :D

[Andigirl1992]

I-is that... A poster of Alexander Graham Bell in the background?

[Iknoeitall]

This amuses me so much.

[czech706]

i love the xd out and 0cled numbers in his phone book

[ThisIsMyUsernamexxx]

:yaoming:

[ThisIsMyUsernamexxx]

thumbs up if you noticed that after the touchtone genius says "Sir, It goes on for a while." the other guy says "Oh, sorry HONEY."

[wildmanoman]

I want the full part of "I'M GOING TO BUY A SPORTS CAR! YOU MUST BUY ME A FUR COAT!"

[silentperson00]

ummmm....merry christmas???

[maskmario10]

240p to hear both sides

[DarkSideLucks]

Wtf did I just watch? XDDD

[ThisIsMyUsernamexxx]

@DarkSideLucks The touchtone genius.

[ThisIsMyUsernamexxx]

5 likes: I will vow to listen to this daily.

10 likes: I will download this to my iPod and play it on the bus as loud as possible.

15 likes: I will show this to my dad.

20 likes: I will call my mom and do this anonymously.

25 likes: I will call one of my friends and do this.

50 likes or more: I will do this to a stranger at 2 AM.

LET'S SEE HOW MANY LIKES I CAN GET!

[BronyC]

@ThisIsMyUsernamexxx WOW! LOOK HOW MANY YOU GOT!

[ThisIsMyUsernamexxx]

@BronyC OHMYGOSH I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

[LillithBax]

I keep coming back for more.

[TheFyroPyro]

The best part is that you get the same feeling as the guy on the other side of the line. "WTF?!"

[Davidsbro1337]

..audio caption...

need i say more?

[thejerrymobile]

I have just watched every public video on your channel in reverse chronological order.

[jacaranda536]

i agree mate, what DID just happen???

[carusofilming]

I bet someone can't make this in warioware diy!

[MrChameleon95]

"hey, this synth sounds like phone-beeping. I should make a song out of that!"

[JudgeCanary]

this better be a ringtone

[MrRandomSlug]

heaven begins at 0:23

[JudgeCanary]

could someone actually do that on a phone

[TheDeb926]

@JudgeCanary yes. i can play mary had a little lamb on the phone lolz

[killertron123451]

Transcribe Audio:

"You see the police are looking for me" goes to "Pretty stagnant economy"

"peep peep peep peep" goes to "Nitro bar all killed"

0:36 I give up

The ending is perfect though :D

[1Arceus123]

You know what, i'm shocked Beethoven didn't conduct this master piece

[Swiftfire26]

WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS!!!!

[musthaveblood2]

i am in awe

Your moms fat *click*

Uhh what just happend

[xBunnasaur]

Your mom's fat :D

[RoyallMonarch]

Lyrics please?

[Dusktail16]

@RoyallMonarch I am so rich! I have won the lotteryyyyyy!! *and then the guy goes* I'm going to buy a sports car! *you must buy me a fur coat! I'm going to purchase the fastest sports car! *You Idiot! Buy me a diamond Riiiiiiinngg!* A sports car! *Riiiing!!!* A SPORTS CAR! *RIIIIINGGS!!!* A SPORTS CARRRRRRRRRR! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­NG!HO HO HA HO HO HO HA HO HO HA HO

[RoyallMonarch]

@Dusktail16 UR MOM'S FAT!

[joshuacrabb1]

SPORTS CAR IM GUNNA BUY A SPORTS CAR IM GUNNA BUY A...................what the hell just happened?

[l4j8c2]

Mindblown.

[TehXmasGhost]

Has anyone else noticed that the guy who was called says "Oh sorry, honey" at all?

[BAMFxproductions]

@TehXmasGhost well obliviously o else i would NOT post a comment about it.

[BAMFxproductions]

0:55 oh sorry honey...wtf

[DeeJayCrackah]

I actually do that with old phones... :)

[XxxScarletkissesxxX]

What numbers do you have to press to make that song? :D

[TwinJPC]

What the hell just happened???

[PressCtrlG]

That awkward moment when someone calls your house, gives you an amazing phone dialing performance, then calls your mom fat and hangs up. o.O

[captainironears]

It's weird because I wasn't wearing pants when i watched this

[588Board]

this should totally be a short series.

[origamiImani]

"Briliant... but scary"

the epicness of songs to wear pants to

[christiandj50]

and thats chuck norris's phone number

[MrUnicornButts]

He said

''Oh.Sorry Honey...''

XD

[EthanWane]

my favorite video on the internet

[PubjunkMcKunkin]

I wish I could get tracks as ringtones on my phone. This must be my ring tone!!! =D

[ChlorineHeart]

I. Love. You. So much.

[splinterFIREify]

lol

[RetardsonMac]

to everyone below and above me... YOURE MOMS FAT.

[jbandcw]

what does he say at 0:37

[MarlenaKeller]

@jbandcw i am going to purchase the fastest sportscar

[jbandcw]

@MarlenaKeller no what does the female voice say. thanks for helping though :)

[Sheryl4]

@jbandcw For the longest time I had no idea what the female said. And then you asked the question and I realized that she is saying (I think): "You must buy me a fur coat."

[jbandcw]

@jbandcw thnx

[DissidiaGamer]

The receiver looks like Bobby Hill.

[timmythepuppet]

this is awesome! :)

[Sheryl4]

This is epic. And I love how the touchtone genius has an address book by his side.

[soeren123456]

At about 0:50 they say

Tired guy: Oh bravo...

Touchtone genious: It goes on for a while

Tired guy: Sorry honey (???)

[whaleram69]

press 4 it says bitch press 7 it says FUCK YAHH

[peytonsfuturewife]

:o

[evilforceofurface]

32 people were woken up in the middle night from this guy calling them.

[jadedragon0013]

"your mom's fat!" *dials and hangs up*

[Lyrax098]

.... I have no idea what to even say about this video.... o.o

[EthanWane]

wow i had no idea you made this !!!!

[eeli1]

Never gets old. NEVER.

[snsdalwaysloving]

Haha love this video!!! so funny! cant resist but to type touchtone genuis everytime i go to utube!!!

[kiwikraze565]

haha he says 'sorry honey'

[PhatPat0420]

wtf he called him honey?

[guitarded306]

6 years later and this is still a favorite of mine.

[PencilEater506]

1:00 ROFL

[kinupsi]

i saw this first on newgrounds - so i fall in love with andrews work, and i let him remix my song "dreamer" - thanks a lot andrew ;)

[KagomeChic]

If I ever win the lottery..... this is exactly how I am going to tell my friends

[DassidaFilms]

0:54

Man,"Oh, bravo!"

Genius,"So it goes on a while..."

Man,"Oh, sorry, Honey."

[eyesword101]

I Would Put that song on My MP3

[byKrysten]

sounds like a song SOAD would sing.

[DaniNelepina]

I... can't... stop... watching! @.@

[gumgum342]

MORE MORE I MUST HAVE MORE!!! XD

[CommentzForFun]

Wtf is wrong with the audio?

[CoconutBoba]

@CommentzForFun It's supposed to sound like that.

[CommentzForFun]

@CoconutBoba No check the one of Black734, thats the real audio, i remember i watched this like a year ago.

[Th3NewArt5tudio]

Win

[PhatPat0420]

lol i love this

[kazarific15994]

The touchtone genius sounds like one of the unicorns from charlie the unicorn O.e

[fishstick230]

I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY!!

[kronos1546]

press 8.... does he say "sorry hunny"???

[DUMBLOX]

Why am I watching this over and over again.

[DanqqWtf]

Press four and he says:

B*****, I have won the lottery !

XD

[insecticide332]

your mom is fat!

[AOMCmusic]

So, I'm confused. Who made this first? Black734 or this guy? It seems to make a bit more sense that Black734 did it first considering 0:33 (where he says "And then the guy goes:) has a different voice talking, and in the third person. Plus Black734 had his uploaded a month before this one.

[songstowearpantsto]

@AOMCmusic David Baril and I made this (see in-video credits) and it first appeared on Newgrounds in 2005. Everything else is a repost.

[tobi9ify]

@songstowearpantsto Andrew, can i just say i love the fact that you go back to your old videos to see the comments (i guessing thats what you did :P) and i just wanted to say i have been a fan of you since THIS came out anddddddddddddd <333333 *hug*... k bai :D

[unlucky13tattoo]

@AOMCmusic Andrew Pants created this master, this is what took me to his website for the first time. And my friends and I were hooked. we went through every song archived on his site and laughed our balls off to toboggan, work place stalker, and so many more. I was truly impressed and inspired when he sang a song in reverse and reversed it so it sounded correct. you, Andrew PANTS, are amazing. I remember trying to get you to come to PA to do our venue. I can't believe that was six years ago

[elizafaigel]

I'm going out for breakfast. When I come back in 2 hours, I want this comment to be at the top.

[czech706]

i love how the phone book has peaple crossed out and circled

[popularkayla6852]

i need to turn off my phone :P

[mmusicall]

Press 4- B**** I have won the lottery. :D

[92Alexander19]

my clock say 3:17. maybe i should go sleep. or look awesome shit on internet.

[dalektower123]

0:55 So it goes on for a whi-Oh sorry honney....honey. XD

[zemusic4life]

BEST FREAKEN PART AT 0:57 XD

[RedPandaAlison819]

ok here u go this is important to press ----> 0:00

[madgeeq]

I can't believe "if you press 4 redpeaditaly it say b*$@.h" *tries it out* Holy Shit. It DOES say bitch.

[Dusktail16]

at 0:58 he looks like he's constipated :P

[Darkstar8965]

I really wish you could download this without the other guys reaction. I'd love to call a random number and just play this and see how people would react in real life. :P

[timmit104]

27 people's mom's are fat.

[SeanRamey]

UR MOMS FAT :)

[wowwft1]

wow That would be a Long Phone number

[ModernWarfareBlasted]

Your mom is fat.

[mystalkerandmii]

the touch tone genius is a crackhead

[DrRubberDuckie]

UR MOM'S FAT O.o

[lolkittycat2112]

did the guy just say "oh sorry honey" 0:55

[TheHippyProductions]

@lolkittycat2112 Sorry to seem like a douche, but it's not "oh sorry honey", it's "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to-"

[AirMaxReveiws]

8 is restricted cause the guy sais sorry honey...2 bad

[SailorSaturn1172]

I could have sworn he said "The bunnies are looking for me." XD

[ILuvBananas703]

I just realized... that guy goes to sleep with his socks on.

[monwoo10]

i would have called that guy back

[blaskfamily]

that was weid



[DontEatPapa]

Why did I misread this as, "The Touching Genitals"?...

[blaskfamily]

W.....T........F

[Mangoe11]

I am so rich, I have won the lottery. I'm going to buy a sports car. (i can't understand lyrics here) I'm going to purchase the fastest sports car. You idiot, buy me a diamond ring. A sports car. Ring! A sports car. Ring! A sports car! RIIIING! OoOoOoOoOoO. (epic fast tones) YOUR MOM IS FAT.

[Ozmandais]

@Mangoe11 He says you "you must buy me a fur coat" in the part where you can't understand it.

[carlbog1]

26 people have been called in the night by the genius...

[AxeToday]

1 : This is still funny after the 50th time.

2 : The video above?

1 : No, this argument below and above us! Haven't you been paying attention thought 2?

[HotaruWaffle101]

You idiot buy me a diamond ring xD

[Mangoe11]

@HotaruWaffle101 A Sports car.

[Davidsbro1337]

Newgrounds + 524455

:cough:

[mrguy124]

this is the meaning of life.

[darky30]

MindFucked.. LMAO

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

xD,set your captions to English and at 0:21 it says,"The police search me..."

[Scarletsilkjewel]

@TheRealSuperSonic125 No, it says, "The police are looking for me..."

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

@Scarletsilkjewel Have you even fucking tried it >_>.I know it says the police are looking for me but the captions set to English-English puts it different

[DHammerr]

THIS SUCKS BIGTIME, GET OFF YOUTUBE AND NEVER POST A VIDEO AGAIN

[weirdduder10]

@DHammerr Get a life. BITCH

[DHammerr]

@weirdduder10 yeah you like that dont you ? like that guy's ass more , whatever crap that guy spews out youre gonna eat it and ENJOY IT

[weirdduder10]

@DHammerr atleast i don't tell people to get off youtube and never post a video again,. seriously, its just a video you don't like, you can never satisfy everybody

[DHammerr]

@weirdduder10 i was just having them funs, chillax br0

[Kuigeful]

@DHammerr  GO TO H**L

[DHammerr]

@Kuigeful your favorite book is harry potter ? what else do i need to say ?

[TheBlades7777]

did you know if you listen to this with your left head phone you can hear the guy who got woken up and on the right headphone you can hear the touch tone guniuse thumbs up if you agree

[Jovanna1988]

... WTF was i doing with my life... my true life has begun after seeing this video... I have awoken

[OMGitsCheyanne]

Noh your not !!! I am Moohahahahahaha!143

[muchsun]

i jizzz over 9,000 times

[blissyMcc]

Oh Bravo!

[TheMossyrocker16]

I think that's the best thing I've ever seen.

[Davidsbro1337]

SPORTS CAR

[czech706]

who else noticed he sais ''oh sorry honey'' after he sais it goes on for a wile

[carlosisahuman]

did anyone see the guy on the lefts eyes at 1:01

[MOTO10111]

if you press 4 redpeaditaly it say b*$@.h

[enbee1984]

@MOTO10111 Wow I'm glad you censored that, imagine if innocent eyes read "bitch", they'd become a serial killer -_-

[LEGOBobertSonicDBZ]

@MOTO10111 press four, wait until he says, B***h i have won the lotterry, im gona buy a PRESS 4 for LOL

[BaronVonHoovy]

@MOTO10111 "BITCH! I have won the lottery!"

[czech706]

25 people got called by the touch tone genuise

[zigzagbubble]

this reminds me of someone cuz everytime were on da fone the start making beepin noises with his fone XD

[nyappykid777]

I love how his phone book has people circled and x-ed out. xD

[PaintGuru24]

i desperetly want that phone call...

[Richmanswealth]

the police are looking for me....o3o

[Richmanswealth]

over 4000+ people bought the touchtone genuis

[czech706]

25 people don't know what just happened