Thats what you said last night before you tossed my salad. I still love you honey. I finally have saved enough for that sex change you've always asked for. See you tonight.
are you any relation of dan severns!!!the resemblance is uncanny sometimes in a slightly affeminite,underachieving,bullied younger sibling type of way!!especially in the leotard man very fetching,the strikes are a little lame though,try a few hooks theres too much of the jane fonda thing going on there,are you a closet fondaphile dan?come on admit it your among friends here
WO OOHHHH BLACK BETTY DANS THE MAN,WO OOHHH BLACK BETTY BAMALAM,i thought i fucked around at work a lot man,is your boss recruiting i can offer my services it looks like a major pisstake your job,you basically get paid for this shit too,lucky twat!
Chuck said in an interview with Black Belt magazine that he counterpunches when the fighter isn't that great. Said when you fight the really good opponents you have to get right in there and stop them before they gain momentum.
That fucking stupid. Its not the best because its illegal. You can't exactly grow a good plant if your trying to hid it away. If pot was legal in the U.S., it would be just as good as anywhere else. Thats some conspiracy theory you got goin'.
Hey bro maybe american weed sucks in some area but not here. In Southern California we get the best shit. Mexico only grows shitty stress mainly too ive been there many times.
lol cnadian herb is the best..the fact that u think mexico and colombia have better...tells me u smoke dirt...besides a few good sativa strains they suck...canadian herb is the best in the world...all the wee smoked in holland that you would fined on a menu are hybrids created in canada
Strangely, I keep coming here to see your videos. I have always thought you were a little bit of a dick. OK, I still do. But that was a pretty funny video, I'll give it to you. Work on your knee speed (and stop telegraphing) and lose a little bit of that gut and you might actually be worthy of getting in the ring with me. Keep it up.
LOL...see thats what I like to hear. Constructive insults. Im workin on the Gut. You try losing a gut, its a timely process that requires lots and lots of motivation.
It's all good. Just keep the videos coming and I won't go ballistic on your ass. And btw, I HAVE tried to lose a gut, but in the process I developed an actual MUSCLE. Have you ever had a muscle? Take it from me dude, it was friggin' TERRIBLE! I had to lay in bed for 3 weeks before it went away.
Phat you know what i've been noticing ! Crocop is an asshole. He hits opponents on the ground after he knows he knocked them out, blows kisses at other fighters (see Silva, Crocop 1) doesn't give interviews you never see him with Fans. I've been looking into this I don't like his ass anymore.
LMAO i can't tell which has changed the most...i mean do your fucking videos get worse and worse or does your fuckin Double chin get bigger and bigger? Jesus I can't even understand what is coming out of your blubber dick mouth. I mean it looks like freakin play doe or something...Go on a fucking diet you fat ass.
i think you're starting to take this video stuff a little to seriously! I think you put out your 69 preview a little too early aswell, stick to the week of. And what about the pride sale! and use the the words "jesusmutherfuckingchrist" more often! just sayin
I find think ropes(pride) would make it harder for anyone(chuck)to stuff a takedown(by rampage), rather than a cage(ufc), were the person could just use that for levrage to stuff a takedown.
Its funny, I did acctualy talk about ti but the footage got editited out, cause I realised I was talking about it like it was fact when it was still rumor....3 hours after posting this someone messaged me and said it had happand....let me tell ya...I felt like an asshole.
What are you on about? bisping would ko griffin, i thought even you'd know that. i wouldnt be suprised if chuck was drunk in that interview, he does have a beer belly
aw, shit dude! you put 'reffer' madness instead of 'reefer'!! but i liked the punching bag scene man, very hot! i don't watch our ufc stuff, but this was a funny vid.
I think you should keep the name "Phat UFC Critic". Not because I think you should stick only to the UFC (because it's good to see you look more into MMA), but because it's your base and it's what you started with. Just look at that Steve Irwin guy, the "Crocodile Hunter"; he was called that but he still dealt with snakes and lions and stingrays (RIP) and shit. Also, I think the name "Phat UFC Critic" has sort of stuck and it would be weird to change it all of a sudden. Just my thoughts.
Diaz got fined in Nevada because Pride 33 was held in Nevada. it didn't happen in Japan and they don't test in Japan and they have have no athletic commission over there.
I do want a fargin' Super Heavy weight class! In fact...I think I sent you a note or email about it before. I only want this because I'm a big guy myself. Bob Sapp isn't the best rep though for us big guys.
wow thats surprising.. diego doing weed... lol i guess i can see him doing it. and i think ryoto machida or whatever is overated like he beat bj and bj was like 205.... enough said and it was a decision.. and he beat rich franklin... and b ranked fighter and plus was at 205 and stephan bonnar another decent fighter.. and sam hogar is shit
Honestyl, I had this idea where at one point I would say something wrong, then get corrected by someone listening or something, but by the time I started yappin my mouth in the vid I forgot about it. I knew someone would notice eventualy. Good Eye
First I must commend you on your humility, well done. No one knows everything. The pot issue should be handled by doctors and commissions, unaffected by law of course, because the laws are silly right now. Super heavyweight, I wouldn't watch it. Classy outro.
Good vid, as usual, the Kashmir intro was absolute greatness. Also, great touch of class with the Gilbert Aldana tribute at the end, he will be missed.
I love the new set up, please keep these video's comming, also, any word on an ontario or canadian MMA league results, fighters/events? I love to hear some of that.
this guy is the best thing on youtube.. so entertaining i love you!!
rickyfartin 2 years ago 3
You suck dude. You know nothing and your shit ain't funny. Please kill yourself.
PowerAxeKiller 4 years ago
i fuckin love the sam hoger bob sapp open weight tournament thing phatcritic
cock9696 4 years ago
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You pathetic fat bitch. Stop making these stupid vids. They suck and so do you.
PowerAxeKiller 4 years ago
how about you stop watching his videos instead of trolling?.
landmcgreggor2008 4 years ago
How bout I remove my dick from you ass so the blood can seep out?
PowerAxeKiller 4 years ago
look...I'm sure you are a nice guy,but I don't want to have rough gay sex with you.
P.S.-I LIKE WOMEN AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL YOU WHORE!!!!
landmcgreggor2008 4 years ago
Thats what you said last night before you tossed my salad. I still love you honey. I finally have saved enough for that sex change you've always asked for. See you tonight.
PowerAxeKiller 4 years ago
dude you are the man those last posts made it worth watching the video
citystarsskatemt 4 years ago
do you spend alot of time in a closet?
rehwr 2 years ago
Why do you keep ducking me?
richieb19 4 years ago
could not stop laughing frikkn funny guy
heckald 4 years ago
lol what does your work think of u always fucking around when u work hah keep up the vids
TeamRMA 4 years ago
hey dan wassup. ur very entertaining man. great work. but is the song at the beggining called?
TuxcifieD 4 years ago
dan the canadian,,,the secret love child of dan severn and jane fonda,,,,,,,,only joking dannyphants dont get out of ya prams!!
1g5a22 4 years ago
are you any relation of dan severns!!!the resemblance is uncanny sometimes in a slightly affeminite,underachieving,bullied younger sibling type of way!!especially in the leotard man very fetching,the strikes are a little lame though,try a few hooks theres too much of the jane fonda thing going on there,are you a closet fondaphile dan?come on admit it your among friends here
1g5a22 4 years ago
WO OOHHHH BLACK BETTY DANS THE MAN,WO OOHHH BLACK BETTY BAMALAM,i thought i fucked around at work a lot man,is your boss recruiting i can offer my services it looks like a major pisstake your job,you basically get paid for this shit too,lucky twat!
1g5a22 4 years ago
lol in the neck
ryderloc187 4 years ago
wat a fat loser
americanhattonfan 4 years ago
i really think you could work as a comentator for the ufc and interview the fighters and shit like that . u should try out
tysoner 4 years ago
Chuck said in an interview with Black Belt magazine that he counterpunches when the fighter isn't that great. Said when you fight the really good opponents you have to get right in there and stop them before they gain momentum.
bobby666x 4 years ago
shout outs to this fourway indica im about to burn
pjicleanair 4 years ago
i have slowly watched the phat ufc critic reduced too nothing more then someone who should be institutionolized but it is funny
pjicleanair 4 years ago
ur an atention whore
Samuraiul1 5 years ago
Dan, they BANNED me from ur forum.... I know u remember me, how FUCKED up is that???
JKeen88 5 years ago
Great vid man..keep up the good work!!
MxPred22 5 years ago
thats a pretty funny fuckin vid glad i wus stoned to watch it u funny phat fuck lol
hihgman 5 years ago
ok....i figured you would be on of the first to make a video on the new pride purchase! um..little behind on the power curve ey!
cjfriel 5 years ago
Wait till you see my next Issue. I DID talk about it, but then editied it out cause it was not final yet.
Peace
ThePhatCritic 4 years ago
ok....i figured you would be on of the first to make a video on the new pride purchase! um..little behind on the power curve ey!
cjfriel 5 years ago
That fucking stupid. Its not the best because its illegal. You can't exactly grow a good plant if your trying to hid it away. If pot was legal in the U.S., it would be just as good as anywhere else. Thats some conspiracy theory you got goin'.
bigbadfella 5 years ago
thats a lie.U probably dont smoke pot.Canada has the good stuff not as good as mexico or columbia but better then that poorly growed american weed.
kwonblk 5 years ago
Basically everything in Minnesota comes from Canada.
bigbadfella 5 years ago
Hey bro maybe american weed sucks in some area but not here. In Southern California we get the best shit. Mexico only grows shitty stress mainly too ive been there many times.
Nisp 5 years ago
lol cnadian herb is the best..the fact that u think mexico and colombia have better...tells me u smoke dirt...besides a few good sativa strains they suck...canadian herb is the best in the world...all the wee smoked in holland that you would fined on a menu are hybrids created in canada
pjicleanair 4 years ago
What's that in your ear?
mrkomori 5 years ago
Phatboy
mrkomori 5 years ago
Strangely, I keep coming here to see your videos. I have always thought you were a little bit of a dick. OK, I still do. But that was a pretty funny video, I'll give it to you. Work on your knee speed (and stop telegraphing) and lose a little bit of that gut and you might actually be worthy of getting in the ring with me. Keep it up.
cuevano5 5 years ago
LOL...see thats what I like to hear. Constructive insults. Im workin on the Gut. You try losing a gut, its a timely process that requires lots and lots of motivation.
ThePhatCritic 5 years ago
It's all good. Just keep the videos coming and I won't go ballistic on your ass. And btw, I HAVE tried to lose a gut, but in the process I developed an actual MUSCLE. Have you ever had a muscle? Take it from me dude, it was friggin' TERRIBLE! I had to lay in bed for 3 weeks before it went away.
cuevano5 5 years ago
Fat Twat!
mrkomori 5 years ago
Do you train MMA or any martial art? Im curious as to whether you are a practitioner or simply an enthusiast.
Abusivemelon 4 years ago
Awesome vid, I'm a fan of yours.
davistrade 5 years ago
Wow now that's an oldie but good tune...Black Betty!!
PepWan 5 years ago
great work man, keep it up, Canadian bud rules
justindayhicks 5 years ago
Phat you know what i've been noticing ! Crocop is an asshole. He hits opponents on the ground after he knows he knocked them out, blows kisses at other fighters (see Silva, Crocop 1) doesn't give interviews you never see him with Fans. I've been looking into this I don't like his ass anymore.
Savateur 5 years ago
Ahhhhh man Dan you shouldn't be so glad man, I was looking forwards to seeing Forrest live in Manchester :-(
yoitsdan 5 years ago
Hey good vid man however I think that Bisping would rape Griffen
gunblade1234 5 years ago
in your next vid you should talk about the rumored Ortiz-Jardine fight. looks like a good matchup to me.
MrElbows 5 years ago
Nice video Dan.
PrimusRush 5 years ago
Unbravo can STFU !!!! I am fan of this guy, and I listen to him while I make money on the pc....GREAT VID, love the marijuana spoof...
jollyfin 5 years ago
LOL Awesome
Savateur 5 years ago
LMAO i can't tell which has changed the most...i mean do your fucking videos get worse and worse or does your fuckin Double chin get bigger and bigger? Jesus I can't even understand what is coming out of your blubber dick mouth. I mean it looks like freakin play doe or something...Go on a fucking diet you fat ass.
Unbravo 5 years ago
When You Go poo it goes BOOM!
ThePhatCritic 5 years ago
arent you worried chucks sickness is gonna fuck him up?
colmivers 5 years ago
isent ur old name laslut
stuo1234 5 years ago
nothing you do will beat thegarv
consegleo 5 years ago
i think you're starting to take this video stuff a little to seriously! I think you put out your 69 preview a little too early aswell, stick to the week of. And what about the pride sale! and use the the words "jesusmutherfuckingchrist" more often! just sayin
realisticfan 5 years ago
Excellent.
s1h1p1t1 5 years ago
I find think ropes(pride) would make it harder for anyone(chuck)to stuff a takedown(by rampage), rather than a cage(ufc), were the person could just use that for levrage to stuff a takedown.
DynomiteDerek 5 years ago
talk about "ufc" buying pride!!!
knoxundead 5 years ago
Its funny, I did acctualy talk about ti but the footage got editited out, cause I realised I was talking about it like it was fact when it was still rumor....3 hours after posting this someone messaged me and said it had happand....let me tell ya...I felt like an asshole.
LaSlut 5 years ago
Wait untill there is offical word.
PrimusRush 5 years ago
Dan, are you going to make a vid about the buyout of Pride by the Fertittas?
cerrenus 5 years ago
What are you on about? bisping would ko griffin, i thought even you'd know that. i wouldnt be suprised if chuck was drunk in that interview, he does have a beer belly
198719lee 5 years ago
Jason the destructor rest in pride
bohamot 5 years ago
Haha, reefer madness :p
rubob 5 years ago
..you just lost a subscriber
Bobbesee 5 years ago
That Sucks.
Peace
LaSlut 5 years ago
yeah bring on the super heavies hehehehe so mark hunt can ko all of those big slow guys hahaha
bike698 5 years ago
GOOD Show and that thoughtful of you dan. RIP Gilbert Aldana's
c9mavrick 5 years ago
y put forrest against bisping? bisping would kill forrest
DiegoSanchezFan 5 years ago
aw, shit dude! you put 'reffer' madness instead of 'reefer'!! but i liked the punching bag scene man, very hot! i don't watch our ufc stuff, but this was a funny vid.
marlar07 5 years ago
dana white never bought out pride. he said he would like to. but pride would never allow it, if anyone does, it will be heros
pennernick 5 years ago
sorry to tell you but they just did buddy....Shit Happens
BoricuaKO 5 years ago
I think you should keep the name "Phat UFC Critic". Not because I think you should stick only to the UFC (because it's good to see you look more into MMA), but because it's your base and it's what you started with. Just look at that Steve Irwin guy, the "Crocodile Hunter"; he was called that but he still dealt with snakes and lions and stingrays (RIP) and shit. Also, I think the name "Phat UFC Critic" has sort of stuck and it would be weird to change it all of a sudden. Just my thoughts.
MMAdrummer 5 years ago
Diaz got fined in Nevada because Pride 33 was held in Nevada. it didn't happen in Japan and they don't test in Japan and they have have no athletic commission over there.
coreyconway 5 years ago
Got To Have the Kashmir. Its A Bloody Zeppelin Classic..
MildernhardPark 5 years ago
lol who goes to gym at night?
Philadoggy 5 years ago
I do want a fargin' Super Heavy weight class! In fact...I think I sent you a note or email about it before. I only want this because I'm a big guy myself. Bob Sapp isn't the best rep though for us big guys.
TimW2k6 5 years ago
wow thats surprising.. diego doing weed... lol i guess i can see him doing it. and i think ryoto machida or whatever is overated like he beat bj and bj was like 205.... enough said and it was a decision.. and he beat rich franklin... and b ranked fighter and plus was at 205 and stephan bonnar another decent fighter.. and sam hogar is shit
TheDanceofdeath 5 years ago
so whats up with the headphone in one ear?? anyway, good vid man
withoutmeds 5 years ago
Honestyl, I had this idea where at one point I would say something wrong, then get corrected by someone listening or something, but by the time I started yappin my mouth in the vid I forgot about it. I knew someone would notice eventualy. Good Eye
LaSlut 5 years ago
Yea but he was fighting for Pride which is a MMA Org from Japan...it was a joke dude.
ThePhatCritic 5 years ago
Hey the owners of UFC bought PRIDE
crazymike1706 5 years ago
I eat at McDonalds seven times a day....I can't stop myself!!! I NEED MORE! MORE! SUPERSIZE MY PHATNESS!!!
ThePhatCritic 5 years ago
u look funny punching
ericscarface 5 years ago
Note to the Phat critic.
America makes far from the best beer. So now it'll be illegal.
TheD2JBug 5 years ago
Though I'm a fan of Dan(made a ryhme), I agree. I think pointing a finger at America was a rather impulsive answer, lol.
TimW2k6 5 years ago
love your videos!
murderislegal 5 years ago
If I remember correctly, no one's at the gym because he works late at night.
cerrenus 5 years ago
why is there never anyone at your gym? Lol
Shoot2Wound 5 years ago
Not alot of people work out at 4AM on saterday night. Its Prime time for video.
ThePhatCritic 5 years ago
He works 3rd shift. (Overnight) I think.
TimW2k6 5 years ago
haha nice more of these please
lefty459 5 years ago
First I must commend you on your humility, well done. No one knows everything. The pot issue should be handled by doctors and commissions, unaffected by law of course, because the laws are silly right now. Super heavyweight, I wouldn't watch it. Classy outro.
Murgelgurgel 5 years ago
Good vid, as usual, the Kashmir intro was absolute greatness. Also, great touch of class with the Gilbert Aldana tribute at the end, he will be missed.
SalvyMic 5 years ago
Bob Sapp VS Sam Hoger - Open weight Style just might happen now that hes released from the UFC :)
shaunocaster 5 years ago
didnt chuck liddell say he had alote of nyquil
aldana ko'd somone in 3 seconds?
CookieMonstor 5 years ago
sweet first comment, good job
bigpimpdevon1 5 years ago
Cool video.
MMA and UFC especialy is so hot right now.
Screw the haters. They'll always hate, no matter what you do.
venger 5 years ago
I love the new set up, please keep these video's comming, also, any word on an ontario or canadian MMA league results, fighters/events? I love to hear some of that.
soulinite 5 years ago
Nice vid Dan! Always looking forward to your input.
cerrenus 5 years ago