JOHN MAYER HAS A TV SHOW 1/2

[ElijahGallegos]

"get out of the car im gonna have to sweep the car for honey" hahahahah

[EntoJordan]

The eff, I would have said

"For my brows? 1500 and 2 guitars autographed by you bro "

[EntoJordan]

@CHABIEPORTNOY Only Heart by John Mayer

[allthoseprettylight1]

John Mayer is fucking hilarious!

[CHABIEPORTNOY]

whats that song at 0:35?

[mjlover818]

how can no one tell thats him by the voice.. haah

[tmoench1116]

"Diane Sawyer" hahahahah

[JamesMcCrindle131]

This is where I hangout sometimes. I'm alone with my thoughts and uhh... bats.

[crewsk]

i wonder if that girl ever found out that john freaking mayer was the bear :3

[initialZEN]

LOL

[cbr0oks]

pretty funny, extremely surprised . . .

[iloveyouuuu135]

"I'm alone with my thoughts, and uh..bats." Hahahahaha. Funny as hell.

[Adrian29xD]

HE'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Emil019b]

This is gonna sound sick, but does anyone know where to buy a bearsuit like that one he is wearing?

[1Guug]

@Emil019b i was thinking about the same !

[TaZa1056]

im also pro-bono pro-bongo!

[sophiemunchkin93]

Some decent type hoes (:

[bishoppx]

Trick Daddy is retarded.

[sweetanger003]

what the hell? they censor the hole but leave the ass ahahah

[09alex90]

What song does he sings at 9:20 ?

[sweetanger003]

@09alex90 no such thing

[Cornflowerme]

@09alex90 No Such Thing

[09alex90]

@Cornflowerme Thank you dude.

[LTrainBlues]

whats the solo john is playing at 6:30 ?

[Rotuman1982]

@LTrainBlues beverly hills 90210 theme song!

[iago6839]

"Oh God, i forget my keys!" hahahahahahahahahaha

[johnmayerforever10]

NEON LIGHTS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. What a creeep. XD

[jase1311]

hahaha 2:13 thats so funny and i bet its true

[PatrickRob82]

1:10 it IS great....

[iheartkathyy]

pulapompompompom hahaha

[stockmarket101]

the oringinal pedo-bear.... who knew it would be john mayer

[TrappedInABikini]

haha this guy is hilarious

[epicalice]

DIANE SAWYER. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[Megaalexa92]

"Lame....Droaning!!!" hahahaha

[DontReadThisUsername]

what song is in the background at 7:49 ? I can't remember the name and it's killing me!

[aleidahaley]

@DontReadThisUsername the reason - hoobastank. :)

[DontReadThisUsername]

@aleidahaley You're my hero. haha

[MrNikolajhs]

@DontReadThisUsername Is it the John Mayer number? That's Wheel from Heavier Things

[AnaMenendez97]

"Keep drinking, is the only way you will make it through the show!" LMFAO

[AnaMenendez97]

I would like to see the face of the people when they found out that John Mayer was on the bear suit! LOL

[AnaMenendez97]

Gosh, I wanna marry him RIGHT NOW!

[MagnusAndersen1996]

How could they not expose him in the bear suit!?!?!

[aikeeramz]

"This is like Sex in the City if they didn't cancel it." =)) You're awesome, John Myers.

[PUSPUSinthaBUSHBUSH]

i wonder how much pussy this guy gets..

[JoeSingsBadly]

"See if I'm not right... asshole."

[ilivestrong25]

"palum pum pum pum pum pum" hahaha

[Jeremy8104]

Haha never knew he was so funny

Get out of the vehicle I'm Gunna have to search it for honey

Trick daddy- one of the top 5 daddy's in hip hop

Hahaha

[babu88881]

PRO-BONO-PRO-BONGO!

[charissaonline]

my pores are always open and my clothes are always pressed. haha

[Pcristi21]

He is AMAZING. Why would somebody not want to put this talented, funny man on a tv show yet they would put a senseless show like Kardashians!

John,

You are epic.

[ohmyitsdanielle]

this is like sex and the city if it never got canceled. LOVE THIS GUY

[bijibadness]

oh my god i'm fucking DYING at his so-called other refrain along the lines of 'clarity' - "a-lum-pum-pum-pummm-pum", this dude i would totally watch on TV every night

[mmg1195]

@bijibadness Your words are all the truth.

[pianoman173]

"Did you know John Meyers pees sitting down?"

This really needs to become a series

[ToonGirlSodaPop]

I like his sense of humor. I think his show would rock. Thumbs up for his show!

[paigerocks884]

beverly hills 90210



[Cbluesrocker]

I seriously just watched the "pu lump pump pump pump pump" part like 8 times!

[NemethBooshi]

I wonder if anybody really understood what he asked in 8:15

[RMK8686]

Am I the only one who noticed he zoomed in on the word 'Baked" around the 2 minute mark? Hell Yeah

[RMK8686]

Am I the only one who noticed he zoomed in on the word 'Baked" around the 2 minute mark?

[gibsonlew]

45 bongo players didnt get the job.

[sjeikoleastawa]

fuck



[kristafrika]

"pro bono pro bongo"hahahah oh john i love you!!!!

[DickEnchilada]

I don't really like his music, but he's got an excellent sense of humor. I'd smoke a blunt and grab a beer with this guy.

[dlegal]

didn't know the dude could be so funny

[tyson703]

This needs a sequel!

[Kdauwggzz]

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[cursedreject]

i hear a few rock band songs in here

[jewelfewel]

3:03 "neon lights"? yeah you're a big JM fan, alright

[megano92]

he made teh girl's panties wet when he started playing

[MrShiningbubblegum]

4:30 why does he want to shave the guy's eyebrows?? poor guy,,he couldn't resist 14hundred $..

[yanis3]

LOL "John Bayer"

[bjhMus1C]

@yanis3 ?

[yanis3]

@bjhMus1C A pun I came up with. John Mayer is dressed as a Bear, and so I call him "John Bayer", it sounds like "John Bear".

[bjhMus1C]

@yanis3 ...ok

[glasshorse018]

when he's asking the women questions he first asks them if they would come see him if he couldn't sing, but play guitar, and they all respond with yeahs, then he asks them if they would come see him if he could play guitar but not sing XD

[loiteringpenguin]

palum pum pum pum pum so funny!

[MrTommyTorgersen]

Wow. Best comment to have ever been said: "he, he, yeah, I'm not sure the world needs another tv-show" 0:15

[dwaynesLIFE]

THE BEARS NOT LETTING GO

[himynameisdan88]

it's Only Heart by him

[BelligerentStyle]

7:37 my favorite part

[aerrhh]

what's the music at 7 minutes?

[youthstar87]

@aerrhh I believe its Baywatch opening theme song if Im not mistaken.

[eglesm]

@youthstar87 no, it's Beverly Hills 90210 theme song

[LoveKristenStew]

haha, 2:19. John's thinking: "Yes! I get to hug a hot girl, and since I'm in a bearcostume, I have an excuse to behave like a perv and not let go of the hot girl!" : D

[Goth3m3]

Really? They couldn't tell it was him? It's so obviously his voice.

[miceman14]

John mayer sucks at everying in life kiss my ass douchebags

[Trewq79]

@miceman14 He doesn't really suck at guitar, or making music, or being funny, or being rich and successful. What can you do buddy?

[bjhMus1C]

@miceman14 jealousy is a bitch, but you don't have to be one just because he's better than you at everything in life,

[bjhMus1C]

@sickstringking when did i say that i hated John Mayer??

[Trewq79]

When I cover Clarity next time, I'll make sure to sing it like he did haha.

[ShotGunRoleModel]

"You guys big John Myers fans?"

[rgl3ma57]

JOHN MAYER IS THE FUCKING MAN.

[lukaklanjscek]

whats the second in the video with the guitar intro??

[theacousticdream24]

This proves he has a REALLY misunderstood sense of humor!

[gookingwenceslas]

I just noticed the first song is a coffee and tv by blur!

[morbidseth]

get outa the car gotta search 4 honey haha

[Carmen1333]

"the sad thing is, i did this when i didn't even have a TV show" hahaha

ahhh John, the more i learn about you, the more i love you

[trapped24621]

adrian chick at the end is sooo hot, shes prolly a lot younger then him but she looks hotter then jennifer aniston from wear im sitting

[trapped24621]

he should of told them all he was actually john mayer that would be soooo funny!!

[hale2100]

NOOOOooo hahah those girls are ridiculous

[hale2100]

"stick around. see if i'm not right. ASShole." hahahahahahaha

[momo4895]

I would hug John Mayer in a bear costume any day :D

[bishoppx]

Lmao, trick is so stupid.

[cassandre2468]

at 4:00 you should focus on losing weight

[jpride90]

Palum pum pum pum pum pum! Haha!

[MissRosieRed]

"what if I couldn't do either? what if I just stood there?" *silence* ahahaha

[andrew2great]

john mayer screamy fans are scary and stupid and i love it how john mayer knows tht and exploits them. i think i love him more hahahahahaha

[ellenelizabethh]

This will never not be funny.

[zenyricardo]

Pedobear???

[MultiXPod]

I like how they censured hole, but not ass XD

[bjhMus1C]

@MultiXPod that's what they always do.. the word "ass" itself it not necessarily a swear word, as the definition of the word at face value is "donkey".. but when you add "hole" to "ass", you completely morph the meaning of the word into something that may be considered derogatory and vulgar to some; "asshole".

[collinhoeve]

Damn and I thought this guy was just amazingly musical... and now he's funny too!

John Mayer rocks!

[Jaylasplenty]

Kelly Rippa imagine... I would have liked to see that if she wasn't married. I remember seeing this. It's still hilarious : )

[ashtormie]

The birthday girl gets a long hug from John Mayer. I'm jealous.

[popcornmama245]

How do people not like him? he's wicked hilarious!!!

[xjoeman1234]

@popcornmama245  i agree he is fuckying hilarious

[jedibluerinse87]

I thought about watching this video after being confronted by the bear in the parking lot. I would've been mad that I didn't know it was him, lol

[iidaw]

HAHAH jump with me, jump with me! omg i died

[JohnMayerFan98]

what song was he playing on guitar

[jedibluerinse87]

@JohnMayerFan98 he started playing 'no such thing' and then played 'clarity'. Of course, no such thing does not have anything to do with congestion, lol

[sophiagl28]

Arrogant is all I have to say

[iidaw]

@sophiagl28 askul! :D

[stratocaster1986able]

Younger teen tart!

[Miilez]

"Keep drinking, it's the only way you'll get through the show."

Loool

[zepzoso3]

funny guy, def entertaining

[mhneub]

whats the song at the very beginning?

[McFilipa30]

"oh god, i forgot my keys" LOL

[McFilipa30]

Oh god, John Mayer is hilarious XD he looked different, not fit, but he still rocked. he's amazing, i love him even more now and i didn't think it was possible XD

[manutdr8]

NOTHING LIKE SCREWING AROUND WITH TH PUBLIC!!!!!!!

[Groogns]

Adrian Pro Bono Pro Bongo?

[riceandbeans643]

i would have revealed my true identity to the hottest girl and bang her in the bear suit

[MzLoathsome]

"the bears not letting go..." lmfaoooo

[cowboycliche022]

All those people committed suicide after they saw this and realized that they were an inch of fur and polyester away from touching John Mayer that one day of their lives...

[TheKarinChannel]

JOHN MAYER IS AMAZING

[xSx01]

john mayer is so funny!

[Amotaraso]

"1400 dollars to shave both your eyebrows"

"............alright" hahaha xD

John Mayer for president!

[jaymat954]

did you see him in the costume? is he really that fuckin tall? lol i even saw him in concert and i couldnt tell

[geoff1121]

hahaha always be mean to the drummer

[rohan316]

4:38 is why it's ok to download music. Just promise you'll go to the shows.

[dishwasha17]

Does no one else catch that he says:

"Would you come and see me if I couldn't sing, but could play guitar?"

and then "Would you come and see me if I could play guitar, but not sing?"

same thing..

[usernameismine]

HAHAHAHA. This show sucks so much, I simply love it.

[TheVirginiababy]

this is soo funnay

[skater15153]

rofl at 90210 theme song sound check

[dreamofways]

@darkrocker0007

He's messing with them haha. I laughed at that part too

[aqwillis]

"the more I think about it...the more I think it would suck" hahah

[santiago2991]

His Eyebrows Thats Fucked Up!! XD

[WickyGirl]

haha: ''would you guys come and see if i couldnt sing but could play guitar. - what if i couldnt do either of those what if i just stood there.''

*silence*

[300daysandnights]

messin with people is the funniest thing on earth. i have so much more respect for john mayer now.

[TheDavidGram]

6:19 Hide yo kids, hide yo husbands. They rapin everybody out here

[Gupps0123456]

We all know the reason the bear wasn't letting go

[jimmymodmod]

2:42* a morrissey song.

My girlfriend is going to hate this.

[MClancer18]

get out of the car im gonna have sweep the automobile for honey lol

[sthnwatch]

Dude you are a GENIUS!! I love you man, you just keep goin' bro. Be careful though, it's a fine line between genius and insanity!

I can barely handle this shit man. My belly hurts!

[TheDpage1]

The bears not letting go!!! the bears not letting go.

[darkrocker0007]

"Would you guys come see me if I couldn't sing but could play guitar?" Yeah"

"Would you guys come see me if I could play guitar but not sing?" "Yeah"

Were those not both the same question?