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  • I LIKE TOUR VIDS. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW A SHIT ABAOUT COOCKING. KEEP IT TO THE GAMES BOY.

  • that actually looked extremely tasty

  • "bousages"

  • its almost like you can smell it through the video...

  • Whatcha know about Swiss cheese (holds up the cheddar cheese)???

  • R.I.P Maximus Black

  • @juanp888 What are you talking about lol?

  • midgame ur macro was lacking...

  • grey bacon......

    

  • Man I just remembered I have to go to work in like 4 hours better get some sleep. lol Love sick shit like this haha

  • how can one man be so bamf bouse and epic?!

  • Bousages.

  • WE keepin it a 110% rasist:P

  • look at all those chicks in the kitchen..where they belooong

  • Why did you spit that out and not eat it? and still post the video? I have to say that's horribly disappointing. Don't cook something if you know you wont like it.

  • @kaiawase you can't really know until you try, i almost spat out my first california roll (i didnt, im against food waste) i made

  • You must construct additional arteries!

    You must construct additional arteries!

    You must construct additional arteries!

    You must construct additional arteries!

  • Yo maximusblack TheNoochm made a collab with you man!

  • Meanwhile in Africa.........

  • @GODOFDUTY141 they starve whule you pretend to give a fuck.

  • they should really put maximus on an ep of epic meal time xD

  • @ExaminedChikin AND Adam.

  • @DreadBrandX Agreed because they need his sexy radio voice for voice over :P

  • Am I the only one confused as to why he didn't eat it? Was it too hot? I don't understand...

  • Woah that's weird. Your 'english muffins' are called 'american muffins' in the UK! :O. Mind. Blown.

  • @clfarmer thats odd they are english tho not american

  • I like kung fu panda:(

  • at 1:18 the oil splashed on him and he jerked the camera back haha

  • XD this made my day! lololol!!!!!

  • I make EpicMealTime parodies, and i base them off this instead of EpicMealTime

  • Strong start, but fizzled out when it came to eating that nasty ass concoction. Did you even cook the eggs? :)

  • 4:10 like rofoled out of my chair :D

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  • Why didnt you bring Muscle Nova

  • nice micro

  • 3:38 You should put there viking's voice "let's get into the fight".

  • Huge fag.go away

  • Dude you're hilarious lol

    Good job. You sir, have earned a subscription.

  • i think i just sawsa-jizzed!

  • i'm dutch, i know all about cheese.

  • Bouseages!!!!

    

  • hit me up with that colab

  • Next time we actually eat something... Hahah.

  • maximus black is cool though, epic meal time has turned into a giant douche bag.

  • Oh wait xD is there where the 1,000$ dollars you got from the stream went it if so... MONEY WELL SPENT +1

  • Bouse.

  • before this video, i did not know the existence of maple bacon >_<

  • so awesome:P

  • I must bring Maximus down to Bed-Stuy Brooklyn where he may or may not fit in...lol

  • what you know about maple bacon son? ouch f*ck lolz

  • fuck those jokes were hilarious, props

  • Sour bout not finishing that egg mcmuffin

  • Epic saliva

    

  • I hope you didn't waste the food though.

  • Hahaha "epic" Meal time parody. I hate that shitty show so badly. Shitty people wasting food and behaving like swine...

  • lmfao

  • lagt.v.s a bit off the ball, i favourited this video when it came out :)

    CUZ IM A BOUSE

  • Lol was it that bad

  • Was that sugarfree Redbull ? You gotta be kidding...

  • "ow fuck!"

  • w...t...f... this is epic!

  • lol was the EggMcMuffin SOUR to eat?

  • nice g73jh

  • sould have called in the fleet bacon.

  • Every time he said "sausages", I heard "salsa jizz"...

  • "That thing that made me famous"

    Lol'd hard!

  • PGR 4 is NOT a shitty game. You just don't like racing games at all. The PGR series is better than the NFS series hands down.

  • Maximus Meal Time.

    Beautiful.

  • "NOTHIN! LETS GET IT IN!" ahahahahahahahaha

  • The End is the Best!

    Next time we eat Something.

  • are those..... canadian bacon?

  • I'm hungry.. :-/

  • ... I really hope you didn't waste all the delicious looking food. LOL...no seriously, did you eat it all?

  • Deep fry that shit!

  • All our food are belong tu us!

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  • this was 100 times better than the newest epicmealtime, it was creepy as hell

  • Why the hell i enjoyed this that much?!!!!

  • lol what happened at the end? did u puke?

  • This was awesome!

    btw Jeff, your mad skinnier than I thought,

    Using that BOUSS SAUCE!

  • did Adam film this? :P

  • 100% colesterol HAHAHHAH

  • Niggers aren't funny when they're just niggers and not niggaz mah niggah

  • Where's the Jack Daniel's?

  • Yo for real man, I was having the shitiest day. No smiles what so ever. But when you said, "Next time, we actually eat something." I laughed so hard.

  • Why the F*** is this entertaining! Bwahahaha!

  • that was extremely funny xD if i can watch Bass Fishing i can enjoy this ;3

  • I was kinda hoping this wouldnt happen, I always found parody's of others work kinda silly.

    Still love you tho Jeff, no hate from here just my personal view.

  • oooooooooooo sour!!!!!!

  • Not enough bacon.

  • Lol, first 10 seconds, "Hit me up with that colla, homie!"

    SELLOUT :P

  • SOWWSAHJIZZ

  • should mak ea shirt that say GEE GEE like nigahigas TEE HEE shirts!

  • 2:15 all i gata say

  • Mr Black you are a superstar.

  • why does every channel has to have to do a epic meal time parody but still i msut say this has to be one of the best ones

  • why does every channel has to have to do a epic meal time parody

  • @thedutchjelle that's why he be black.....maximus blac yo! no k coz he to cool for school..

  • JUST GO TO KFC!!!!!!

  • This is a breakfast? ._. I just eat 2 slices of bread in the morning.

    This meal has enough cholesterol for a life time :P

  • Haha Hey I think MaximusBlack need make his own Food tv show now.

    Call it when food fails.

  • rofl this is awesome, needs more veiws

  • Stop hating while I'm salivating

  • So many tryhards out there that parody epic mealtime and just fail and embarass themselves in front of the internet. But man this one was actually fucking awesome, best epicmealtime impression i've seen so far, well player sir.

  • for one second i thought you forgot the bacon... what a hero... doing it right =]

  • he is so freaking fucking awesome :'D

  • toast the fucking muffin 

  • maximus your awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Next time we actually eat something."

  • You didn't even take 1 bite?

  • u got to do more of these bro. truely epic

  • lol the whitest black man i've ever seen, your freaken awesome maximusblack

  • 62 people can't do a one handed egg crack.

  • MB vs FOOD, 0-1

  • @HessianISR spoiler -.-

  • epic cloverfield cooking camera style! absolutely bouse :O

  • shoulda just had adam shout GEEE GEEEEEEEE at the end. like, extrememly loud so its distorted an shit so it scared the fuck outta the viewer.

  • I was hungry before I watched this. Now I am fucking ravenous.

  • Braces ain't shit for a true bause

  • So because I liked this, are you saying I'm one of the 1000s to have successfully constructed an Epic EggMcMuffin, constructed with shitty video game boxes utilizing Spielberg camera angles and achieved super saiyan mode in the process?

    Fuckin' Smart.

  • 61 people tried making this and failed.

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  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • SAAAAAUUUUCEAGES

  • We all Know that Novawar was there.

  • this guy's narration is better than epicmealtime's.

  • I remember my braces and how my gawd damn teeth hurt all the time and eating was just no fun because every bite was just pain. I feel your pain, brah, I feel your pain.

  • This is SO perfect if u watch wcf and epic meal time ALOT because of all the refrences lol and that whole Netflix thing had me cracking up

  • Legendary egg flip. don't try it at home

  • i dnt like u

  • @causecovah no one likes you, bitch please.

  • super saiyan mode activated ka mayamaya

  • we got 24 brown eggs cuz im brown SAY SOMETHIN F$%?&G hillarious

  • hmmm i was eating a watermelon while he was talking about watermelons :P

  • This video is pretty awkward, but the food looks good

  • 1:18 lol SaauSSaGgesss caused a burn on that ass : ]

  • You need to get EpicMealTime to have an episode with you!!!!

  • what the fail

  • yer a little bonkers, mate.

  • that was epic xD

  • next time we actually eat somthn hahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • Maple Bacon?

    2 Canadian stereotypes in one

  • 1:15 Fuck, it burnt me!, better put the down slow. xD

  • I'm pretty sure he was holding cheddar cheese...

  • The Canadian would have maple bacon then not eat it

  • fuckin horrible

  • 1) First time I've seen your face

    2) Is that a Asus laptop?! :)

  • and you say we copy?

  • Nothing like a coke zero to round off your ten thousand calorie breakfast.

  • I AM HUNGRY NOW! YOU FOOL!

  • SUCK

  • There was a distinct lack of Kool-Aid... and/or grape drink

  • this guy is a retard

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  • If you had a cooking show I'd watch it all day long

    2:10 laughed so damn hard

  • Jeff send me one of your epic towers.

  • 3.59 - not lookin so hot

  • I know a lot about epic brefisses

  • It sounds like hes saying SAUCE N JIZZ

  • Needs more bacon.

  • Them ain't regular sausages, they's BOUSAGES.

  • Ya where did that watermelon went?

  • @Executor416

    he ate it so fast we missed it

  • I see Maximus likes lots of sausages in his mouth at once...

  • Lol i am white, we used to grow watermelons, ribs are the best part of the bbq, we will bbq anything, chicken is a must, the only thing missing is nice loaf of homemade bread rather than the toast crap. Psy why did you make all that food and not eat it

  • eat dat watermelon

  • I'm going to puke.

  • you're supposed to toast english muffins...

  • epic egg crack XD 1:45

  • Holy smokes!  "Cause we're keeping it 100% racist" Ouch!

  • "Page Not Found

    The requested page /maximusblack does not exist. We will try to automatically redirect you to our home page in 10 seconds.

    Please go to the Netflix home page by clicking the button below.'

  • The mause bouses and the sauce bause. I want to see that shit. Make it happen. Reconstruct an epic fucking battle on Shakuras out of meat. Make it huge. Like an entire dining room table and get Husky, Force, HD, Painuser and Psy over. That would be some cool shit.

  • Masterful flip on those eggs Mr Black.

    Maple bacon hit me up for that collab homie.

  • thats what chuck norris eats for breakfast every day

  • 3:44 SO MUCH DROOL!!!!

  • F-IN EH!

  • Saw this live on the stream, this makes me so happy

  • Im pretty sure you can be sued for this -_-