The Delusional Yard Sale

[Blackrain4xmas]

Clearly they've misjudged the desires of their target demographics and incorrectly chosen product/s that are neither in ample supply nor demand. You see, according to the balanced laws of supply and demand there will need to be at least a supply OR a demand, and preferably both. Lacking either thereof will not likely result in gross sales that will cover the cost. However, they HAVE ingeniously found a way to conduct business at zero cost, and that should be impressive in and of itself.

[philly3188]

LOL! is it really a yard sale?

[marquisdejolie]

It was their Delusion Yard Sale. Yes, they often go right out of their freaking minds. It's creeeeeeepy!

[Bl4zz3r]

There isn't much traffic to speak of either...

[marquisdejolie]

Off season....

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Hehehehe

[marquisdejolie]

You laugh, but I got to calculating and I figured out that taxpayers are spending about $175 A DAY upkeep on Beth and momma. A day. Every day. Feel like you're gettin' your money's worth?

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Kinda changes things huh?

[marquisdejolie]

Throw MY Army disability check in there and now the taxpayers are paying $190 a day to keep this little dysfunctional backwoods-behind-the-railroad-­tracks outfit in bidness. Scary. Wait, Beth gets food stamps. $192 a day. Oh yeah, Beth's welding school grants. $210 a day.

[fehquig]

How much for the table?

[marquisdejolie]

Momma needs that for her underwear and newspapers.

[3101010]

2:37 do you got something of any value? heh

[marquisdejolie]

I value my dog and my self respect. And my truck.

[ZMoulton]

invisible stuff can be worth allot.

[marquisdejolie]

If you can find it.

[oldbag699]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

just as funny the 2nd time

[marquisdejolie]

: D

[oldbag699]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

theres nuthing there ! lol lol lol lol lol

OMG how do have a yard sale without anything to sell ?

ROFLMAO

OMG things are getting worse not better

The sign says DELUSIONAL ITEMS FOR SALE lol lol lol lol

IF U CAN SEE IT U CAN PAY FOR IT ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

NAME UR PRICE LOL LOL LOL LOL

roflmao

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha. Yeah, it was hard for me not to laugh while I was taping (and voiceovering) this footage. Real hard.

Yeah, Beth and momma tend to focus on the GETTING part, as in getting some money up, but they fall short on the DOING part, as in what to do to GET the money.....

so they have a yard sale with nothin' to sell.

HAHAHAHA!

DELUSIONAL ITEMS FOR SALE!

HAHAHAHA!

[JimmerSD]

Was there a sign?

[marquisdejolie]

Nope.

[hellavadeal]

Maybe she was hoping to sell the yard.

[marquisdejolie]

I think she just wanted an excuse to sit out on the front porch and drink. Maybe she was hoping The Meat Man would drive by.

[missashley327]

it's a little creepy that beth was sitting out there all day and didn't think/realize there wasn't a single damn thing on that table for people to look at! i wonder if she was confused and wondering why no one was coming to check out this "yard sale"! haha

[marquisdejolie]

Beth and momma have alternating states of confusion. It's the Xanax I think.

[marquisdejolie]

It IS kinda creepy, isn't it!!!!

[islandGAL7]

:  )

[marquisdejolie]

:)

:)

[chevkoch]

Maybe the table IS the yard sale. All that's left? "got something of any value?"

[marquisdejolie]

I've got nothing. Even my truck's broke down.

[chevkoch]

Oh? Water pump gave in? Fir impact?

[chevkoch]

Wait. That would be pine impact.

[marquisdejolie]

Radiator or thermostat I bet. I hope.

[chevkoch]

Maybe your sister found a screwdriver and you're missing the radio (among other auto parts).

[marquisdejolie]

That's more of an energy expenditure than I'd expect Beth to make. She might sell the screwdriver, but work to get a radio out? I doubt it. One thing I can always count on here is my mom and sister's laziness.

[chevkoch]

Hm, maybe you could use the mosquito hatchery mobile for parts to repair your truck.

[marquisdejolie]

Those little Saturn parts aren't heavy duty enough for my diesel pickup. I'll just have to wait around the house until the eagle lands on the first.

[chevkoch]

Not too far away luckily.

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, I was expecting a fat check from Google yesterday but they didn't come through this month. Odd.

[chevkoch]

Why should the hiccups shy away from that threshold? Threaten to decrease artistic content. See, I made a joke there.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! You sure DID!!

[chevkoch]

As if YT would care about artistic content, I mean.

[marquisdejolie]

Got it :)

[chevkoch]

Sorry, I should know better you'd get non-obvious dry humor.

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[MrsMovingon]

Do you get paid for posting the videos?

[marquisdejolie]

No, but I get Adsense royalties on the advertisements Google attaches to my videos.

[TheBlueFlamingo]

Maybe I'd better swing by and buy some stuff with my invisible money.

[marquisdejolie]

That'd be very nice of you! Can Beth go for a ride with you in your truck. She'd like that. She'd hang her head out the window and let the wind blow on her tongue....

[theGHETTOMAN1]

LMAO Marquis.. I think she was tryin to acctually sell the yard! ; D hehe. Either that or some garden gnomes took off with everything when she wasnt lookin! lol

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! She'd better not try to sell that yard! That's my hard work mowing and raking and trimming and picking up all Beth's cigarette butts and beer cans off the grass. She'd better not sell the yard! Rent it out maybe....

[topalina40]

It looks like Annie is looking for escape route too ! ;)

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! I don't blame her. Those two old girls don't never hardly ever bathe. Must be hard on a dog's nose!

[topalina40]

LOL

[sstteevveesstteeiinn]

Is the table for sale? Maybe she's selling the table. By the way, if a shart is a sh** that started as a fart, the a snart is a snort and a fart at the same time.

[marquisdejolie]

Well, I don't reckon I can tolerate much snartin' in the house.

No, that's our dinning, laundry, trash table. We can't sell that or momma would have no place to stack her dirty underwear or read the Marshall News Messenger.