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  • This is the stupidest story: Ok, so when I was in 6th Grade I had a Crush on one the popular girls which I had absolutely no connection to and I wrote them a love letter. Even more dumb, I bought them a rose for Valentines Day. I've regretted my middle school years ever since. Fuck my life.

  • I went to the shopping centre with my girlfriend on Valentines Day this year and asked her "Hey baby, would you like some flowers?" She replied, "No, I'm just happy that I'm spending the day with you." We've been together for over 4 years. I'm keeping her.

  • i don't see valentine's day as the day to truly show each other your love, just as a day to celebrate your love for each other. big difference to me

  • to be fair people are sooooo shallow me and my guy went out for a meal and a movie what we would normally do on a date night :) who cares what you get its all bout hanging out with your person but when he puts effort in and makes me paper roses just cause he wants to thats truly romantic XD

  • I'm single and happy and Jeremy, as usual, ultra cool video. Couldn't agree more.

  • How many people hurt you Jeremy, how many

  • I had a chance (for the first time) to have a date today instead I told her I have work because I am not going to waste my money on a shitty fake holiday.

  • WHAT IS THIS SIDEBAR YOU TALK OF?!?!?!

  • @takeastand94 Look at the date of this vid. There was a sidebar here before I think, but like the dinosaurs it went extinct. But atleast the dinosaurs are remembered, the sidebar? Not so much.

  • Last Valentine's day

    2012 END IS NIGH

  • @xLDH1109x epic comment! xD

  • Happy Single Awesomeness Day!!!!!

  • I'm super sick today. So, this is another Valentines Day where nothing good has happened. :/

  • its my birthday and i hate this stupid fucking holiday!

  • THIS Jeremy needs to ,make more videos like this:D

  • ill be celebrating valentines day like han, solo

  • Just another day with a twist....

  • HAPPY USELESS HOLIDAY!

  • i agree with you. all these random holidays are all crap. funny thing is, that atheists are celebrating christian holidays, just cause...you're supposed to.

    i mean, how much does a rose on V-day really count for? since you kinda know you're gonna get it? a rose on any other random day would mean a lot more...but hey, thats just me...

  • thumbs up if ur watching this on february 13th of 2012 xDD

  • This... This is just amazing <3

  • i agree you shouldn't have to buy something for someone to show them you love them.

  • lol. as always.

  • i can't take you seriously without your red screen on the background or without your jacket i just can help but laugh it has nothing to do with the subject

  • Guys, the best thing that you can do with a girl on Valentine's Day, would be to supposedly forget the day even exists, and somehow, when she starts getting pissed, have planned a quick change of schedule and at a really calm and beautiful background (which she won't suspect), do the magic trick with the rose (the simple version, it works every time, learn it), give it to her, wish a "happy Valentine's Day" and kiss her. Simple as that, yet really moving. There you go. Perfect Valentine's day.

  • Jeremy, though I agree with you on every point, I have chosen to drink the kool aid. Less hassle, trust me. In fact, methinks you're not dating anyone when you made this vid. :)

  • LOL nice ending. Look I go to church every Sunday unless I'm physically ill, but I agree with you on your point about going to church on christmas & only being romantic on V-day. I don't celibrait V-day but I do enjoy the fact that my sweet heart is randamly mushy because he means it :) And that's what counts.

  • If I talk shit about Valentine's Day or that other shitty made up holiday in October, I get my head torn off by all of my female friends.

  • My girlfriends birthday is on valentines day so I get a double whammy day.

  • I wouldn't know if it was any good or bad. all my girlfriends broke up with me just before valentines day.

  • Halloween is the best holiday ever. Period.

  • in my oppinyane i think its more of a day to start a relatsionship

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  • I got dumped on valentines day who dumps someone on valentines day

  • @godzillafan145 hey man,you at least had somebody until that day...Tho i'm keeping my hopes up about this one girl i met recently xD

  • I wear black on Valentines Day because I mourn the temporary loss of peoples common sense.

  • @411811318152399 I always wear black because i see them lose it every day...

  • @411811318152399 I shit in my hands and wear it as a hat

  • And above all, DON'T watch Valentine's Day movie that was the director of New Years Eve!!!

  • my friend asked his gf what she wanted for valentine's and she said nothing. logically he got her nothing. she got mad but he told her specifically that she said she wanted nothing. lol

  • It's a day that reminds me i'll be forever alone. ;_;

  • i dislike all holidays except thanksgiving... cause a brotha gets to eat infinite plates

  • It's funny, every girl I know describes Valentines day as the most romantic day of the year, but since a successful romance is based on spontaneity, Valentines day is actually the LEAST romantic day of the year.

  • wait a minute is that his bella impression... you know what, that is.

  • I swear man out of all the GFs I've had I've been lucky enough to get out of the relationship before Valentines day sadly (and gladly) I just recently got into one and it might be on for a while the way it's going now dang and only a month and 12 days tell Valentines Day!!!Crap man I'm kinda screwed

  • I am one lucky fucking dude cause...my birthday is on valentine's day. Girlfriend ain't got no excuse to shit on me cause...you can't tell the story of "he got ME a gift and it was HIS birthday" while bitching about the gift and not sound like an ungrateful cunt.

  • @SinisterSkyline you lucky bastard! Did your parents calculate when to give birth to you?! xD

  • Valentine's day is just for sex

  • I agree, only one problem...it's my birthday...

  • i think valentines day isn't a Holiday i don't even think it was made for a real reason i just exists

  • The same thing could be said about Christmas. Its totally useless, give more gifts the 364 days of the year.

  • @Ninearm

    christmas isn't a marketing creation.

  • @v4lkyr - No its a pagan creation. But in the process of all that has happened over the years, its has become about marketing. Its beautiful that they can make money of people 1 specific day of the year, like with valentines day, except they get waaaaaay more. That 1 specific day - And that is priceless really :)

  • @Ninearm well... not necessarily me personally being a Christian Christmas is much more then presents, for me Christmas is a birthday for Jesus and let's face it, would you rather have no presents at all on your birthday, or a present everyday week for nothing. Also I know we're not "giving" presents to Jesus but presents have somehow over the years become the symbol of giving love to someone which is what you're suppose to do.....

  • @hkrogers Actually, if you really are a Christian, then you show love no matter the date. Nowhere in god's word does it says anything about celebrating christmas, if it does then show me where please :) The only thing that we actually find, is thats of celebrating his death, meaning having a memorial on nisan 14. I never grew up with celebrating either birthdays or christmas... A question to you on that could be: Do you celebrate chinese new year ? and if not, why not ? Thats also about love.

  • @Ninearm nope because Easter is 3 days after his death Christmas celebrates his birth and yes it's un known why it's Dec. 25. Also I don't celebrate the Chinese New year but if I lived in China I would those holidays depend on where you live, not an actual holiday for the world, I celebrate the USA New Year which is about the same thing.... And ya I do give love to him daily I pray and I go to church 2 times every week......

  • @hkrogers All religios lexicons actually state that christmas is a pagan tradition. I am sure you know the term EXCLUSIVE devotion right. Its says something like that in the first commandment, now if it says: You must love your god exclusively, I am wondering what Jesus would think of one giving praise that belongs to god, on a daily basis would think. the last book talks about an angel refusing to receive And says: Worship god. If it was important we would be able to at least calculate the date

  • @Ninearm o_o really? I didn't say I only worship JESUS DID I?????Anyways at this point since obviously you have read the entire bible why the heck are you so against Christmas not mattering ether?

  • @hkrogers I am sure you will find the answer in time. No need to be angry sir. I was simply wanting an answer to why people REALLY were celebrating christmas. I hope to find a satisfying answer one day. Have a good one. And sorry if I upset you. Have a good day :) Think positive thoughts

  • @Ninearm no u didn't make me angry (although your last comment was a bit of a cheap shot) I use cap locks to point at things kinda like u capitalizing really, anyways the answer is our religion you could ask why Honica matters or like you said the Chinese new year and simply it's our belief and we believe we'll find the answer in the after life you can't really explain it in life besides the bible which really doesn't mention to much about why christmas is on Dec. 25.

  • hahha i learned how to calculate precent! Thank's Jeremy, i actually learned something by watching you'r videos!

  • You look tired

  • I = girl. Valentine's Day = B.S. Presents = Nice but actions mean more (no, seriously they do). Expensive Presents = "................. You spent WHAT on that? You do know they're just dead sex organs that are going to be wilted in a week right? You thought it was what I would want because the de Boers commercial said so? Can I smack you in the forehead before I break up with you for being a brainless dimwit, or do you want to?" And then I went back to playing FF-VII. True Story.

  • eh fuck valentines day, the movie and the holiday

  • The only reason I like Valentines Day is because I get chocolate!!! And I'm single!

  • If you don't get a day off, it doesn't really matter.

  • I can barely remember what the sidebar looked like.. :'( I miss the old youtube

  • But what about celebrating your birthday on one day...which is .273% of the year...???

  • @BraReviews That's the day you were born though...That's something worth celebrating.

  • @BraReviews irrelevant that day kicks ass and every day is SOMEONES birthday

  • I counted 11 times in 4:32

    

  • I hate valentines day, and I'm a GIRL.

  • Your smart mannnnn

  • @kenneth2051 All he showed in this video is 6th grade math...

  • @SSJCollin I know lol, I was being somewhat sarcastic!

  • 2:13 Oh I love that I am so nerdy.

  • dude i m not good at maths

  • Valentines day just reminds me of how single I am

  • lmao "i know he got me the earth but dun you think he could have got me the moon to?"lmao

  • Thankyou! Finally someone gets wat I'm talking about for me it's just an annoying day where everybody acts stupid and make all the ppl who doesn't have someone feel bad and alone I'm a girl and I do not like valentines day!

  • soooooooooo you dont want any gifts for christmas? cause you shouldnt really care if you didnt get any i mean its just one day

  • I just see Valentines day as the Free Chocolate day. So far...

  • I forgot the jk

  • Mass huh so you're a catholic, do you believe in the transsubstansation of the Eucharist

  • My oppinion on Valentines day: A day that doesn't deserve a fuck...

  • There was one song I was listening to all Valentines day, it wasn't a love song, but a song in which a guy named Cee-Lo was the opposite, telling a girl Fuck You!!!

  • 365 love experience points LOL

  • I remember when my dad would get a simple box of chocolates for my mom, it meant so much to her.

    she explained it that when he gave that box to her, she knew that he was thinking about her when getting that candy and of nothing else. I just thought that was the sweetest thing ever.

  • In the years that Friday the 13th falls before Valentine's Day my friends and I party then. By watching every scary movie we can possibly think of . And then waking up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon on Valentines. And not caring. Yay for Singles Awareness day!

  • happy amd single! D:<

  • after watching his "do i really cuss THAT much" video you tend to notice whenever he does cuss

  • Jeremy, You are absolutely 100% correct in what you state here... BUT when one IS in a relationship and LOVES their girlfriend/significant other, they will WANT to do something Extra Special for their partner to make them feel extra loved and appreciated. Its not Logical or Reasonable... Its called LOVE.

  • I heard your point at 1:35. The people that go to the temple church or shrine on only the 2 or 3 big days quickly look like the people that try to be part of a group without putting in the effert or detication.......in other words they are douchebags

  • I'm single, female, and I can give a rip about Valentine's Day. I even forgot what day it was b/c I just don't care. I agree so much that women shouldn't make it a big deal because you're right, it's ONE DAY.

  • a lot of females search for even more materialistic bullshit on this day...and get upset when us males dont deliver. heres a good note for you material bitches...if thats all you care about, you aint worth our time. you are looking to be the next bridezilla, so go audiiton for that show and be a complete bane on some dumb motherfuckers life. you want to hate on the facts? it wont change them.

  • @MexicanDicer yes he is. I'm grateful for him every single day. honestly speaking he's the best and longest relationship i've ever had. <3

  • People forgot the true meaning of this holiday: St. Valentine, who was killed for marrying people that society deemed unfit to be married... you know, like rich and poor, black and white, pretty girl and douchebag.

  • dude your like a funny cabaretier but just 100% true and a life lesson...

    great job...

    Indead it isnt just one day but the entire year

  • I am a lady and I told my BF, I don't believe in Valentine's day.

  • @SniperWolf895 that guy better be good enough for ya

  • is it weird that i liked the valentines day movie even if im a dude?

  • @TEARFROST Yeah, good thing Christmas isn't like that.

  • I laugh at all the fools who rip out their hair trying to find something suitable for their boyfriend/girlfriend. It's a really crappy 'holiday'.

  • without Valentines day, I wouldn't be able to buy cheap chocolate :|

  • genius... plain and simple. i HATE valentines. its BS "holiday" that was made up to get ppl to spend money.

  • that's what i thought too. shouldn't you be showing affection to your partner all year?

  • dude, I agree with you entirely.

    I always thought that valintines day was supposed to celebrate that rest of the year with eachother.

  • you are totally right ijn every way

  • Valentines day is a day for cheesy advertisment and poor quality gifts. What is worst about this day is: if you have your friend or girlfriend then join the fun! If you are single you can... kind of... go.. ehmm... f*ck yourself... and some of the singles feels like shit.... that's not cool... you know, like in real dipshit!

    Damn this day! But yeah... next day the chocolate is half cheapier! Hooray!

  • I'm a girl and I hate valentines day, not all girls freak out about valentines day.

    I think it's a useless holiday that is only exists so that stores can sell candy, cards, and all that other junk. AKA earn money

    Valentines day should just be every day of the year for all couples, but, of course, not called that. What, is v-day the only day you're allowed to love your gf/bf, or wife/husband? NO, that would be really bad.

    So when you think about it... it's useless

  • I love you so much for this video.

    Watched it last year, and this year few times, and probably will again. :D

    Its brilliant. <3

  • Valentine's Day: BRING ON THE CHOCOLATE.

  • Ballantines day.

  • Glad someone shares my opinion. Jeremy rules!

  • AMEN!

  • Awesome video man i agree with you 100%. Though V-day makes better sence than friken Sweatest Day GAAA.

  • Am I the only person reminded of fight club?

  • Your thoughts are so deep and well thought out! -SUBBED-

  • Lol I should email this to my GF the day before valentines day so she know what to expect :)

  • OMG THANK YOUUUUUUU! Seriously.

    However, not EVERY girl wants anything on Valentine's Day (she actually means it). Very few, but they're/we're out there.

    V-day is BULL. xD

  • i dont really give a shit about valentines day lol mainly cos me and my fiance's anniversary is too close. if anything we usually get each other something really silly that cost hardly anything (gag gifts lol) i feel that means more cos we can both have a laugh with each other.

  • Dude, you are PISSED OFF...or at least it sounds like it :) Me too....Love this video!

  • @laxton19 i kno!! he reli sounds pissed off! guess he forgot to give his gf a gift and got scolded ^^

  • I only go to church on Christmas. Ans that's because of the feeling in church, not for praying to god or something.

  • It pokes fun at us single people. I was never in a relationship so idk what im missing out on. PS February 14th isnt magical, 5 days later is, why? Happy Birthday to me

  • Valentines Day was fun in Elementary school where u pass candy to everyone in the class but now it's a big thing of bullshit and turned from fun to stressful

  • not only are you like a funny not pie fucking jason biggs but this is literally exactly how ive seen valentines day since the 1st grade and accept for the moon thing its pretty much in extremely similar WORDs to the T bitches

  • You should do more of these videos... i like your acting, it's always funny!!!!

  • Wow only 6 dislikes for a very good negative opinion for this overblown "tradition", shocking.

    Needless to say I can't be the only person scarred for life by falling into Valentine's Day.

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  • but if we stop celebrating valentines day then how can we hope to celebrate march 14??? if you dont know what im talking about then google it

  • genious ! hilarious and makes alot of sense (i) . !

  • Your comment at 2:56 sadly isn't true for all girls, I tried to do something for my girlfriend not too long ago... BOOM, we were fighting. It stressed her out and all I could wonder was "was that authentic or is it just because she's pregnant?"

    yeah, pregnancy is a two faced event. It can be FUCKING AWESOME, or it can be an Elm Street dream sequence. For anyone who is expecting a child, they know I'm right. All movies, except for Knocked Up sugar coat this shit.

  • I'd agree with you if Valentines Day wasn't my birthday lol.

  • its not the men that care about valentine's day its the girls and it makes them happy and if their happy Im happy

  • Eh, Valentine's Day isn't much to me.

  • dude u are really actually not a dumbass. not only are you funny, but u think logically outside the box, and express it comically... kudos.

  • i like valentines day. it's an excuse 2 not buy my gf anything else all year hahaha

  • But then again other than the fact that I make SOME people happy and get some money in my wallet I agree with you on the fact that it is a day not of love but compulsively having to show it. Showing love for one another shouldn't be a burden which Valentines day is to some people. You should show it freely not under compulsion.

  • I like it. My mum owns 2 florist stores and Valentines day is the second biggest day of the year for her(1st is mothers day) and I get paid a bit to skip school for that day, to freeze my ass off in a truck, and deliver flowers to the lucky buggers that actually need to be told smoeone likes the poor sods.

  • that day is the day that jesus was born but not really cause he was born in july or something im not religous

  • @heathawesome You're actually right. He wasn't born on 25 dec. cos it would have been raining at that time in Bethlehem (where Jesus was born) and the sheperds would have been tending their flocks inside, but the bible says they were outside tending their flocks.

  • I KNOW RIGHT!!! we never go to church until that day.....why?

  • I second that!! =]

  • i hate it

  • If I ever rule the world you'd be the minister of sensibility and logic, Hell you'll probably be the next Bill ORiley or Glenn Beck for all I know, maybe more, who knows!?

  • haha getting her the moon

  • ok i lied... i do buy heart underwear so at least my ass is festive and so i can have wild sex and laugh that while other people are too busy trying to impress their significant other with "things" ... i'm doing something worthwhile, meaningful and fucking awesome! ladies... if you love your man... seriously... all he wants is to have great sex with you. and that should be enough for you too.

  • that was awesome! thanks love for validating mine and nathan's lack of celebrating this stupid "holiday". we didn't do shit or get each other shit and never have and never will. you're fabulous!... but you knew that cause I tell you all the time. the video was great... gee i wonder why. haa! oh... bite dem buns!!! *CHOMP!*

  • Any occasion to receive chocolate is one worthy of everyone's time. And come on, I've seen dudes freak out over Valentine's Day. It's pathetic for any human to do this. None of this chauvinistic crap.

  • Win

  • LOL

    All very true, just another day of the year.

  • What's sad is that the vast majority of the people who celebrate this holiday, don't even get why they are celebrating it. All they know is, it's a holiday about love so FOR THIS DAY AND THIS DAY ONLY, i'm going to shower you with objects I wouldn't normally get for you. Why? Because if I don't the gamers club at the frat house I go to, will shun because apparently don't care enough about you, to burn through my money trying to find the perfect gift for you, when val's day isn't even about that.

  • Valentine's Day shouldn't be a holiday. It only leads to sadness and really annoying people getting ticked off when they don't get what they want. ARGH.

  • @pugsarenumba1 i totally agree with you

  • valentines day is complete bullshit, its just another day of the year, except its feeding poor women the idea that this one day is the most important day of the year cause its not, peace brothers!!

  • Man that was a spot on accessment of the Hallmark driven Hoilday known as Valentines Day!

  • In 100% agreement. Valentine's Day is yet ANOTHER holiday taken by American Consumerism and twisted into a some shiny, polyurethane expectation. *high ten*

  • @renzinator i agree with you totally :)

  • intelligent and entertaining!awesome job man :)

  • cool

  • For Valentines Day, my boyfriend and I try to give each other something that we've been wanting (example: I got a bathrobe), and if we don't really want anything in particular, we give a gift to something else (example: I donated money to Haiti in honor of my boyfriend).

  • Loved how you, used Na'vi and Locutus of Borg in one sentence! EPICNESS!

    Thanks.

  • Happy valentines day. or Happy singles awareness day. cuz if your single this is the day your most aware of it.

  • But anyway...I could either take or leave Valentine's day. At the end of the day, it really holds no significance, and doesn't feel any different from the 13th or 15th. I won't turn down free chocolate if offered, though.

  • Well Valentine's Day has history-based roots, and St. Valentine was an actual man, and the day commemorates his death. Modern society has simply commercialized the holiday beyond its true purpose.

  • He knows what he is saying, listen to this man

  • You're right, Jeremy.