Porn On A Plane

[PerthPete1]

it is not for reading on the plane, it is for reading at their destination.

[almostfamous83]

Then why don't they buy it at the destination?

[PerthPete1]

maybe they can't get it at the destination.

[funkatraz]

i stole a porno from an airport newsagents with the express intention of manipulating myself in privacy - it was an impulse steal, and now that i have interent i have found better ways to get exactly what i want. i like porn with fat girls

[Yakovich]

Planes have toilets... sheesh think outside of the square...

[almostfamous83]

But on a domestic flight? You can't wait an hour or two to have a wank?

Besides, it's the airport. They'd probably charge you $4 or so more than what you'd pay in a normal newsagent. :p

[grogstyle]

TEMPTATION. Will I resist? Will I not resist? Two hours to go. Will I resist? Will I not resist? You´ll bet. One hour fifty nine minutes to go.Oh it´s hot in here. Will I resist? Will I not resist?. One hour fifty eight minutes to go. Dammed plane. Will I resist? Will I not resist?. One hour fifty seven minutes to go. Feel like fainting... to hell, my soul for a pornmag

[gobz10]

and the commie bastard liberal elite secret government have cameras inside many of the toilets on Planes anyway. They will reveal all the of the five finger shuffle footage if you happen to be or become a dissident.

[grogstyle]

cool???

[pollysjourney]

Er, what do you mean by "read" porn? :-)

[almostfamous83]

I know, I know. I use "read" in the widest sense possible. :p

[grogstyle]

When are you going to fly again? Because you´re going to fly again, aren´t you?

[sunshineandsparkles]

People who fantasize about joining the mile high club but aren't expecting to find a willing partner??

[almostfamous83]

Hehe. Quite true.

[grogstyle]

Here´s a toast to the days that are, and all that gives us pleasure¡¡¡

[grogstyle]

I´ve actually have had sex on a plane but I was so busy at it I don´t know if anybody noticed

[almostfamous83]

LOL. Touche.

[grogstyle]

If for you it´s something natural and free of guilt feelings you don´t hide it. The idea of being caught is childish dear

[almostfamous83]

That's a yes, then. ;p

[grogstyle]

...and you´ve got a strange sense of decorum too. You´re not talking about having sex on a plane, are you? It´s just viewing photos of that very interesting,artistic and stimulating thing that is the human body. Time and place for viewing porn, each person has the right to decide and not everybody is a lonely-midnight-closet-pornovi­ewer, mate.

[almostfamous83]

You're awfully defensive about this... you've been caught before haven't you? ;)

[dctcool]

Umm ... I don't know but now that you mention it I'll make sure not to go to the toilet on the plane if the last person went in there with a porn mag

[almostfamous83]

Very VERY wise decision. ;)

[FizzyCO2]

Haha I like how you said "read porn"...

[almostfamous83]

Yes, true. I accidentally implied some kind of literary quality to it. :p

[grogstyle]

Hi puritan¡ Which is in your opinion the appropiate reading on a plane, the bible perhaps, in case of a crash?

[almostfamous83]

I'm not a puritan or a bible basher, it's just a question of decorum, mate. There is a time and place for perusing porn and it is not in a very cramped area tightly packed with two hundred people or so several thousand feet in the air.

[ClassicRockMitch]

LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY

[EasyRaoul]

The pilot?

He he...

[almostfamous83]

When flying my plane, I expect the pilot to be handling one type of joystick and not the other... :p

[FrazerVsHell]

So basically you bought a few of them for the trip, right?

[almostfamous83]

Oh absolutely! I had to buy a copy for everyone on the plane. Otherwise, I would have just felt weird. :p

[henchris5176]

maybe samuel l. jackson?

[almostfamous83]

HAHA, very true. :)

[grogstyle]

You tube: Smoke Signal-John Wayne´s teeth

[almostfamous83]

Question mark?