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  • That look on her face....she REALLY wants to earn the sperm. PTL!

    jcsuperstar714 3 years ago

  • If you look up the definition of the word "IMACCULATE" in

    WEBSTERS DICTIONARY......

    It says, "SEE KENNY RODGERS"

    edenmaze 3 years ago

  • URINE, FECAL MATTER, and BLOOD.....

    That doesn't sound like a "TRANSPORT JOB"....

    That sounds like an,

    "HARDCORE ORIENTAL PORN SITE"

    edenmaze 3 years ago 2

  • I think the great progressive rock band "YES" said it best:

    "WE EXPERIENCED PHYSCADELICS SO WE COULD SEE"

    I.E.  You two "SEE" 20 / 20 x 2

    :~D

    5 STARS~

    edenmaze 3 years ago

  • You two are HILARIOUS together. No joke. 8D

    maroo8 3 years ago 4

  • I just watched Chipper bro's new video 'Can I have a sip?' and had to see this one again. This is really funny stuff. Your both hilarious!

    imNOTaH8R 4 years ago

  • what is a hospital gonna do with fecal matter? lol

    jordaniac89 4 years ago

  • Very Funny.

    santafresh 4 years ago 2

  • LOL that was hilarious

    darkcecil13 4 years ago 2

  • very natural, no sign of any one using screenscript brilliant flow, clever very good

    brilliant memory haha give the man another 6 shirts.

    beachfrontal 4 years ago 3

  • I ROLLED on the floor laughing at THIS one! "Did you ever get the sperm there EARLIER than they were expecting it?" LOL! He microwaved the pee? Is it possible this is real? Are these two THAT good at acting? I see an academy award in their futures!!

    1angryartist 4 years ago 2

  • brian the transporter, so funny, so viral :)

    rasz 4 years ago

  • you got to earn the sperm shirt!

    livardo 4 years ago

  • when people start using your comments section for advertising, you're making a lot of people laugh. Take it easy, man.

    fosenteskotia 5 years ago

  • search "cinimuun"

    added23 5 years ago

  • damn. look at her eyes.. lol

    Romierex 5 years ago

  • i left it at mcdonald's hahaha

    SnowJackal717 5 years ago

  • 37 seconds!! wow

    geolab101 5 years ago

  • Hilarious! I want one of those sperm shirts.

    imNOTaH8R 5 years ago

  • "we had a ceremony and my parents were there" heh heh heh!

    usenetposts 5 years ago

  • - Really want to see something more ...Real Rude ?

    With no excessive demonstrations of technical abilities...

    (click on my name and choose "WORK IN PROGRESS")

    ..

    Lucky Sperm

    Berardinonize 5 years ago

  • you gay bitches you never did it with anybody so why u talking about sperm?

    pkersbroad 5 years ago

  • WITH NOT THE SPERM?

    boy6221 5 years ago

  • hahahhahaha, learn how to fucken talk lady and pluck them googly kermit eyes you got there

    enzarto 5 years ago

  • nah man, it's all a gag. these guys are awesome. they do all sorts of skits. they're both comedians and she's dressed up.

    boy6221 5 years ago

  • CRSX CREW HOLLA! ^-^

    PeachSnapple 5 years ago

  • "earn the sperm" F'ing Classic LMAO

    Kingpin517 5 years ago

  • hahah so stupid.

    takeoff1212 5 years ago

  • I think its funny.

    MusicLovingManiac 5 years ago

  • Where do I go to get the 90 seconds back of my wasted time watching this B.S???

    klmbaby 5 years ago

  • and the additional 10 seconds to post your "orginal" responce?

    ronnykmarshall 5 years ago

  • these guys are fully baked

    gravisan 5 years ago

  • are they making this up as they go along?

    tenzinpantha 5 years ago

  • "thank god hes happy to know he only has gnoria and scifllist?" saying he has that cuz he used his sperm?? did anyone catch that?? (cant spell) weird. fake. i say.

    rawdizzy2 5 years ago

  • I wouldn't be surprised if this was real, actually. That woman isn't high, she's just one of those crazy psychiatrist types. Psychiatric through music. What the hell kind of bum delivers excrement and sexual fluids for a living? The sad souls of today.

    Love snake is pretty damn funny though.

    Iss a luuuv snake!

    bumrucker311 5 years ago

  • uh.

    peteinablanket 5 years ago

  • WTH....funny,

    What's with their EYES? and the guitar?? They gotta be HIGH

    klikit 5 years ago

  • With NOT THE SPERM??!? LOLOL ROFLMAO HAHAHAHA....not really

    EsbenT 5 years ago

  • WHAT THE FUCK? this is so retarded i cant believe anyone would be dumb enough to make this shit

    coandca777 5 years ago

  • no shit its fake.

    CleverJake 5 years ago

  • at the start the women lips what he is about to say as if its scripted. fake,.

    BaMenace 5 years ago

  • "it's like a love snake!"

    "the race isn't over at the end of the penis"

    usertrap0 5 years ago

  • man... they must have smoked weed for about a day straight to make that vid.. how fucked up.

    MMKSUX2006 5 years ago

  • ACT.

    Doomx1234 5 years ago

  • wow...!

    SwabBe 5 years ago

  • my question is, why is she holding that guitar the whole time? next, I'm really not sure if i should take this seriously. if it's not an act, i'm scared for the future of humanity.

    simplekindofgrl 5 years ago

  • How much friggin pot do you have to smoke to look like these two? Are there no pizza delivery jobs available? Dude, don't use the sperm to style your hair.

    wheelieguy 5 years ago

  • was part of the job transporting it in his hair?

    dudemang 5 years ago

  • . . .

    drjekyllmshyde 5 years ago

  • hes got to find a real fucking job man

    xXxReflectingGod 5 years ago

  • wtf is this bullshit

    Danyo2k6 5 years ago

  • this is some stupid ass shit fuck this guy and girl

    adenvader 5 years ago

  • wah these idiots again :P

    RageATM 5 years ago

  • who would want sperm, piss and poop?

    Cormin 5 years ago

  • a brother and sister comedy act?

    christo90210 5 years ago

  • this is scary

    tribalchaz 5 years ago

  • man tat bitch got fucking bugeyes

    MetalAdidas 5 years ago

  • wtf the woman is LOLing all the time an is damn serius in the face i say it an fake so fuck thid stupid thing

    KaOznor 5 years ago

  • obviously it's either a sketch or the guy is a comedian actor

    Drifco 5 years ago

  • rofl..

    moshcall 5 years ago

  • "Before I was transporting fecal matter, urine and.. blood"

    LOOOOOOOl. =]]]

    "The race isn't over at the end of the penis"

    belathequeen 5 years ago

  • she needs to calm the fuck down and cut her eyes out

    nihility00 5 years ago

  • do you guys not realize how weird this whole video is, shes like mouthing what hes saying, and hes just talking about this like its normal... and he acts high... its just surreal! I wouldnt say it was fake, just weird.

    Incinerator19902 5 years ago

  • yeah i totally agree its weird, shes got scary eyes and shes always screaming 'thank the lord'

    :S very strange xo

    xBlackDovex1 5 years ago

  • favorited 121 times??

    jimmyking200 5 years ago

  • her eyes are creepy

    Arksimon2k 5 years ago

  • Earn the Sperm

    GreysAnatomyFan 5 years ago

  • wow this is pretty fucking stupid...

    kkooss16 5 years ago

  • No, I don't think it's stupid at all. The job I mean.

    What might be stupid is him telling all about the things he did ... live.

    He might loos e his job.

    LOL

    SIJEPUIS 5 years ago

  • That girls creeps me out

    calvatronic 5 years ago

  • funny.

    astronauticalism 5 years ago

  • How old is this show?

    Wierdokid182 5 years ago

  • 1998

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • Oh Cool, 90s :) I like, very funny, good job Brian...

    Wierdokid182 5 years ago

  • Embarrassingly unfunny. I've seen 3rd graders with puppets do smarter improv.

    IronMothra 5 years ago

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    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • wtf????

    AMMARsedghi 5 years ago

  • meow :| look at our AMIZINGALICOUSICOUS videa

    lobe the chipmonktwins_x please note we are not ACTUALLY chipmonks.. =S

    xxpeace up A town doodooodoooo

    hyperxchipmonks 5 years ago

  • her eyes freak me out hahah

    xxblodlustxx 5 years ago

  • HAHAHA! her eyes should be illegal!

    emacias316 5 years ago

  • faith in humanity -1

    livestone 5 years ago

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

    deathshrub 5 years ago

  • wtf!

    THAT'S GROSS!

    this is soooo queer!

    ZomBieRocKer3 5 years ago

  • You are so fucking funny man! I wish you could do a movie. Thanks for the laughs, buddy.

    chopin65 5 years ago

  • they suck

    pitkan123 5 years ago

  • rofl

    xJapx 5 years ago

  • That sperm is obviously taped on!

    ezaviar 5 years ago

  • I was hoping for a better ending.. Some punch line? Nope. haha.

    emyjaymac 5 years ago

  • WTF IS THAT?

    colombiangurl849 5 years ago

  • why does she have a guitar? what the heck is this show? her eyes are freaking me out... Looooooord, God haaaaave mercy!

    Graachan 5 years ago

  • aaaah!

    jordy786 5 years ago

  • I want a sperm shirt...

    Woss42 5 years ago

  • I got a job delivering shit !

    WrestlingRage 5 years ago

  • I think this is pretty funny myself. Too bad there isn't more clips.

    d31337 5 years ago

  • There are lots more clips just click on my name (brianstreehouse)

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • click on my screen name for more clips (brianstreehouse)

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • is she on drugs ;D

    dandrog 5 years ago

  • thats kinda gay

    Vivavon 5 years ago

  • and like, um, well um, this is a, um, totally, um dumb clip. um, yeah.

    sperm shirt is hilarious though.

    ccrbumblebee 5 years ago

  • wtf

    yaybunny 5 years ago

  • this is disturbing

    sublimee2009 5 years ago

  • Islands in the Stream makes me horny too

    gmonkey420 5 years ago

  • same with us all...

    RockingOn 5 years ago

  • Err....umm.. pfft. what?

    Crazyfish66 5 years ago

  • ha so uhhhh wird

    mmmsasukeflavaramen 5 years ago

  • uh oh.... I'm busted! We got a urine expert in here!!!

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • wtf? Unrine is allowed to get cold. In fact you're suppossed to refrigerate it right away. I don't get this at all.

    madman7878 5 years ago

  • microwaved piss,

    37 second masturbation in the back of his brothers milk truck,

    "damn woman i just ate poo!"

    ...

    this ass hat should burn in hell

    laffeytaffey 5 years ago

  • LMAO this is awesome

    graphak 5 years ago

  • i got some giant sperm you can deliver to that lady with the instrument

    booger74 5 years ago

  • I am now stupider for having watched all of this...

    Why oh Why...oh yeah-pain medication that I am on...

    pezcraig 5 years ago

  • ...

    hatman13 5 years ago

  • holy f sh*t man...too freakin weird

    Frymeh 5 years ago

  • she's giving him the look, like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY

    darktard 5 years ago

  • This was aweosme... truly

    CBM144 5 years ago

  • uhm ? are those 2 realy realy heavy drug abusers ? seriously... they both seem realy realy stoned !

    BADtimmay 5 years ago

  • I KNOW! I was watching it and thinking "What the hell is wrong with these people".

    coolsteevo 5 years ago

  • Good sketch. funny. Welldone.

    mattgale01 5 years ago

  • LOL. If *I* was the lab tech., I would have looked at him funny but I'd HAVE to ask, "Errmm.. THAT taste good?" o.O ;D

    Mab13 5 years ago

  • ok then?

    ILOVEGOATY 5 years ago

  • WTF she looks so stoned of her face

    NiCk0FTW 5 years ago

  • are they really lab people

    armand111 5 years ago

  • I deliver sperm to the sleeve of my favorite jacket everyday and I haven't seen a dime yet.

    AgentOrange2006 5 years ago

  • those lab people are like rooooboooottssss!!!

    nolansion 5 years ago

  • not rooooooooobooooottssss rooobiiits

    armand111 5 years ago

  • OMFG !!!! he delivered his own spunk ?!?! are these two ever for real? she is like totaly into him talking about jo in the back of a milk truck and eatin poo . omg LMFAOOOOOO

    mjrwinters21 5 years ago

  • Very well orchestrated. Fucking great skit. I would love to work with either of those fine people.

    CalvinMcCaskill 5 years ago

  • id like to deliver my sperm into her lol

    nukecat 5 years ago

  • Haaaaaaaaa! The Love Snake!!

    McCartnee 5 years ago

  • Dude, didn't your momma teach you not to leave ur sperm at mcdonalds?? Geez.

    olishant 5 years ago

  • anyone know what this is called?! cuz i saw another episode where she talks about why a beaver is called a beaver...it's odd.

    GuitarHeat27 5 years ago

  • what did you expect you clicked on "Hey, I Got a Job Delivering Sperm" You get what you click

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • wow u just wasted 6 min of my life

    Aceros 5 years ago

  • this.can't.be.real.

    iamjakt 5 years ago

  • She can earn my sperm. . .as long as it can be delivered from behind.

    Cyberdactyl 5 years ago

  • lmao

    Blak433 5 years ago

  • the stupidist thing I have ever seen. he'd do better as Bill Clinton- looks like him. Put the "spanked the gay out of me" in my favs- but this one should be burned, WAY too LONG & stupid. She mouthed his part. Idiots. BAD ACTING assinine subject

    Greatshorts 5 years ago

  • whoa! thanks for the props on "spanked the gay out of me" This sperm delivery segment is my stand-up act that I tried to blend into my public access show with Sandra. Sorry you hated it.

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • the funniest thing I have seen in awhile

    dwitten 5 years ago

  • I hate when people mouth the words that I SPEAK!!! Its a sign of a whacko that thinks they are one step ahead of you mentally.

    PalmTreeStoned 5 years ago

  • I wanna work for that company!!!

    Barrreh 5 years ago

  • The never blinks! What is this? :D

    Jer1400 5 years ago

  • If there was an eyeball monster she would be it!

    marajade619 5 years ago

  • had a ceremony my parents where there hahahahahah

    djw129 5 years ago

  • Both on crack.

    kimaeri 5 years ago

  • omgwtf. Thats just weird.

    Xenoker 5 years ago

  • that lady is fuckin creepy

    Lawhcha 5 years ago

  • why doesnt she blink is what i want to know

    mutatedchicken 5 years ago

  • She did blink look at 0:34. But she did look freaky though.

    echelon500 5 years ago

  • Ewww, lol.

    TealcLOL 5 years ago

  • OMG she has such scary eyes! If she intreviewed me, I would ask her "Why are you staring at me?"

    CannedPeanuts 5 years ago

  • omg those eyes just made me blow snot outta my nose.. (imm sick.. and those are creepy ass eyes)

    ilikebeer 5 years ago

  • coughcough

    weirdprincess 5 years ago

  • All of us males transport sperm...

    riverzen 5 years ago

  • i want that shirt loljk

    mopk 5 years ago

  • huh

    fuurious 5 years ago

  • WTF!!! sperm dude... is his family proud or WHAT!?

    iraqizizou 5 years ago

  • Wow.... just.... <I>wow</I>.

    Azaelian 5 years ago

  • Is this Bill Clinton and Monica lowinsky Comic Sperm spoof ? ... lmao ;P

    uprightrebellion 5 years ago

  • haha. they look like crazy people. sandra dee's eyes are all googley. funny.

    tadamori 5 years ago

  • wtf are these people talking about!

    shortyman28 5 years ago

  • Is that Bill Clinton??

    VindicatersOfTruth 5 years ago

  • lol "is that Bill Clinton".

    hitohori 5 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    joshlawler7 5 years ago

  • pretty sure it was a Bush boy in the college years, back before they really got stupid.

    scottstaab 5 years ago

  • woahhh we are soooo stoned

    Ksane 5 years ago

  • Is this for real...or?

    NYCBG 5 years ago

  • W...T...F? The lovesnake?! Hahaha.

    thrifter0219 5 years ago

  • what show is this??

    icepick06 5 years ago

  • Toy Box a public access show that aired in NY and LA. Segments are here on youtube at brianstreehouse (just click on my name)

    brianstreehouse 5 years ago

  • ... That guy should be fired.... I so wouldn't want his sperm 0_0

    joy4cat 5 years ago

  • WOW! Is this for real? What are these people on??

    denisemarie62 5 years ago

  • The race isnt over at the end of the penis. Words to live by.

    SgtJcoo 5 years ago

  • this is freaking hilarious

    shotofgrapejuice 5 years ago

  • I feel sorry for made a baby with his load LOL

    gemory1 5 years ago

  • ^^ Hey man I'm from south! >_<

    MissVengeanceYO 5 years ago