Tommy Tiernan - Hard To Be A Woman. From the video "Cracked"

[MrDJLane]

Quality

[Freakinawesomeize]

Epicly funny

[afghanrebel1]

wowow ia m the person with 1000 like!!!!!

[dublinbarterclub]

Went off him after he was a love rat a few years ago. He left his long-term partner for someone he only knew 6 months.His long-term partner was devastated.

[NsTrainMan07]

"....fuckin articulated truck full of emotion...fuckin nucular fuze on board.."

[NsTrainMan07]

???



[NsTrainMan07]

what is he talking about "I'd wouldda knocked a bit more crack outta it"

[ianvondoom]

@NsTrainMan07 craic is just irish for fun, used pretty much as slang for teasing or joking around

[mokshalovely]

"Are you sure you weren't talking to anybody? Not even in your head? ... 'Cause I own that as well!"

so fucking funny^^

[madpoison100]

23 WOMEN ARE LESBIANS AND PRO WOMENS RIGHTS ACTIVISTS :)

[judgemoody09]

Well!! YOU MISS UR FUCKIN CHANCE!! :L:L:L

[JGB72ISH]

saw him on stage last nite ,funniest fucker ive ever seen ,am sore laughin

[theirishken]

@MegaGreenBastard ur either a woman or a complete idiot , tommy is a legend , if u dont like him why did u look him up on youtube u abosolute idiot

[aderynmawr]

@MegaGreenBastard MegaGreenBastard sounds like a pretty suitable name for you...are you jealous? :)

[SarEllification]

@MegaGreenBastard I seen your stupid comments on other Tommy Tiernan videos. I'd say it's hard to be you, looking up his videos just to write negative comments. Get a life, you sad individual.

[slurrybadger1]

@MegaGreenBastard Haha your probably that guy he was laughing at from the funeral! :D

Screw you man! :)

[NsTrainMan07]

what does he mean pms? pmt?



[mokshalovely]

@NsTrainMan07 I think they call it PMT in the UK and Ireland, it's PMS in North america though :)

[NsTrainMan07]

PMS... Not pmt! he said princess mental tensision!!

[ruhardstyle]

@NsTrainMan07 PMS is also known as PMT :)

PMS = Premenstrual syndrome, PMT = premenstrual tension

[madpoison100]

@ruhardstyle fuck up...ruined the joke

[ruhardstyle]

@madpoison100 u mad bro?

[ikbenscottish]

FOKEN ARTICULATED TRUCK FULL OF EMOTIONS

[JulieBugxx]

I don't fuckin' NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

[cirfia]

love his lady voice!..wish i as a lady sounded like that!

[2341NoGood]

I'm not really a fan of this guy, but this sketch cracks me up every single time!

[SweetAli1986]

Bahaha!~ Love this man! seriously! no..im not jealous im just fixin things! YOU WErE RIIIIDDDIIIN him with ur EEEEYYYYYYYESS!!!! bahahah! priceless

[togalogs]

If other men had tits and sexy faces I'd don't think most of us men would even bother with women...

[smokeandjoke89]

Too true!

[MsHelen23]

Princess Mental Tension!! lol !! awe christ he is good!

[dorgbadaniel]

hahaha

[damiencoughlan]

Get back in the kitchen where u belong msbubbabong Tiernan is a natural at making the truth hilarious. Your just cranky. Maybe you should try watching the vagina monologues or something. Go on Tommy ya mad bastard!!!!

[MsBubbabong]

Tommy Tiernan is shit.

He is the comdey equivalent of rap music.

[louiseb2992]

he's hilarious!!even funnier in person his last tour was no less than brilliant :D

[anetchi]

hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! When the heck is this guy coming to America?! I lovvve him. Especially that last bit with the moaning howls and last sentence there

: )

[VicePower]

"I'm a little bit horny.......WELL, YOU MISSED YOUR FUCKIN' CHANCE!!!" hahahaha! oh, god, I'm in tears...

[C8Ymac]

Oh I nearly died laughing during this xD

[0Crumbum0]

'who were ya talking tuuuu' hahahaa

[sounbelievablykool]

so the moral of the story is the only thing he can do is make stupid noises

[irishcomedians]

i'm putting together a collection of ireland's best comedians on my channel. all suggestions taken.

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

@irishcomedians - Dylan Moran better be on that list...

[ciaranisgayful]

Princess Mental Tension... hahaha!

[37kayc]

brill so funny

[MetalHeadbanger7]

"I'm a little bit horny.....WELL YEH MISSED YER FUCKIN' CHANCE!"

[Tyler14young]

YEH FUCKIN' PRICK!!

[mischa12]

omg laughed so hard at this....its so true hahahahahahaha

[VintageAntique]

I'm a little bit horny lol

[Mare6957]

Well..Ya missed yur fecking chance! OMG.. good stuff!!

[HaddenTheGreat]

I like his take on women.

[Linkfanoftheyear]

my girl is too skinny for most cloths its funny

[SquaredGeek]

"...and you were trying to think 'who the fuck was i talking to?'" LMAO!

[wardyladohaye]

i wudnt throw it round the emersion lmao

[tishyfishi2]

this is fucking deadly! makes me proud to be irish! the last jacket u bought me i wouldn't throw it around the immersion let alone wear it outside!... you prick !

hahaha brilliant!

x

[Jasper9220]

What!?! I'm not jealous I'm just fixing stuff!!!

[EmmoF2]

It's hard to be a woman. It's fucking harder to live with one!

[tommylad1231]

"ooh, ooh, im a little bit horny... WELL YOU MISSED YOUR FUCKING CHANCE!!" LOL

[Deathsader]

'They dont make clothes for me anymore!! They only make them for SKINNY bitches!!!!!" LOL

[sarahv748]

lol love it! he's great!

[mystik20]

princess mental tension lol go on tommy ya legend

[filthmonger171]

why is the irish voice so funny

[underwater911]

@filthmonger171  why do you think its funny?

[filthmonger171]

probly coz u cant understand a word they say

[underwater911]

@filthmonger171 where are you from?

[filthmonger171]

wales. i know i cant hold the high ground when it comes to accents

[underwater911]

@filthmonger171 im just gonna agree with you there!

[thenewmadmax]

Wouldnt throw it around the what?

[wrightherewrightnow9]

@thenewmadmax "the immersion"!

[UB40unplugged]

*princess mental tension - my ex would kill me if I call it that LMFAO

[redasho1]

makes ya proud 2 be irish.

your da man tommy

[Signal8943]

we were watchin it.we dont need ye to write out the joke again

[valeriauletta]

for those who don't understand!

[MariaHughes11]

ye were riding him WITH YER EYES!

[janearmand]

i saw ya!!!!!

[niamhd5]

priceless hahahaha

[abx456]

some1 shud post the part where he's talkin bout school its gass

[SHAYDJ08]

When I'm drunk, I always do an impersonation of Tommy doing the 'PMS' skit,lol!

[mario1136]

lol i saw tommy on comedy central a couple of hours ago and it was hilarious! Im gonna look foward to watching more of his clips

[gavin510]

yer mother hates ye hahahahahahahahahahaha

[steph241293]

fukin ledge!

[jesusfags]

im a little bit horny.............well you missed your fucking chance

[AnaCondaLeese]

"they don't make clothes fer me anymor... they only make em fer SKINNY BITCHES!!"

haha... yay

[moviebuff411]

he is so funny

[TwilightObsessedxox]

u wer ridin him wit ur EYES..!!! xD

[kenmarkwalsh]

@DuckingNDiving I know, I don't see why people think this is so funny. He's an absolute idiot.

[browneclowne]

I SEEN YA, I FUKIN SEEN YA

[IOMJIO]

im goen the same secondry skul as him. St. patricks C.S. Navan

[FinalDestroyer95]

It's St Auswitches lol

[TheVanessao9]

You were ridin him with ur eyes! hahahahah! Tommy Is the fuckin God of comedy!!! <3

[Azbx23]

This kind of retarded woman behavior is exactly why the man should ALWAYS get an iron-clad prenuptial agreement. Without a pre-nup, you provide incentive for the ho to act like a dumb bitch because she'll have you by the balls in a divorce.

[bigobriener]

SO SO SO SO TRUE!!!!! Bitches are Always horny after bonbarding ya with abuse!!

[dublinbarterclub]

this is sooooooo accurate.

[stefansmom]

does anyone know what DVD tommy does the vick vaporub jokes on? Isaw him live at the cohn in halifax in the fall of 2006

[ciarafeathers]

think its "ok baby"?

not too sure..?

[ptpeterson2]

It's from "Loose"

[thebeasteddie]

tommy u legend

[Tofarwaway]

Sweet jesus this is so true, cept my gf ain't into clothes that much (THANK YOU GOD)

[ronaldodreaming]

'i wudnt thro it around da emersion' hahahaha LEGeND

[pillfighters]

rofl!!! they dont make clothes for me anymore!!! they only make clothes for skinny bitches!!!!!! XD

[Nightstarsvoice]

oh the "princess mental tension" reminds me of a couple of months ago. except it was my boyfriend instead. lol

[RammsteinMadchen]

Im a chick, i like metal music, i love video games, and makeup bugs the shit out of me. Why do most girls worry about what they look like, esspecially at a young age. your not going to be young forever. live your life as a kid while you can, it only comes around once. your wasting your time focusing on how you look already. when you could be out, doing kid things...in my opinion, girls or whatever, shouldent wear makeup untill your at LEAST 16. theres really no point if your any younger.

[heavenlybastard]

well said bbz,,..well said!!!

[TrippingOnAHeadShot]

In that case then, you are the perfect woman.

[shannanx0x]

hes soooo funni

[jeniluvzSvS]

Omg Hes a Fukin ledge :)

[chofaigh]

0.38 he sounds like frank spencer

[tasmanianbanannahop]

shame!! girls is this what we put men through :S bless!

[johnowenD]

best one

[Twisted19881]

omg so funny

[davidoffon]

I love Timmy Turnon

[davidoffon]

Lying Butch Girlilla wrote,"it's Tommy Tiernan u twit", then she removed it as did she her balls previously, so here i am talking to an exbloke with fake twits that glow in the dark because some Russian sex scientisht made her more explosive than was strictly required. Some nic calming herbs may cure you , dill though is much more theraputic in a raunchy way.

[JoyousinJesus]

LOL @ "I'm not jealous, I'm just fixin' stuff!"

[Munnchbunnch]

ha ha, its true most woman are so pathetic, especially nowadays. id so fucking hate to be one lol

they can be so materialistic and shallow sometimes, and they use there "period season" to act like a stupid spoiled child.

sad.

[JoyousinJesus]

Hm. I agree that most women are pathetic. However, I'm a woman and I'm anything but. I'm a veteran and I'm a full-time college student while working three jobs. So, yeah, can you compare?

[Munnchbunnch]

Hey I know what you mean, But im just talking about the women I and my friends have met, and seriously they are as bad as I said. (unfortunately)

Id say 70% off "ALL" woman are shallow, materialistic and so jealous of other woman, that must be such a waste of life to always try and be better than their own friends etc, As much as I love woman I hate that false side that they seem to live there whole life by.

There's way more to life than looking good and make-up and shoes etc lol

[stefangio]

woman shouldnt wear make-up, there is nothing more revolting in my eyes

[Galeande]

Yeah but then stop spreading this hurting shallow culture forcing us to because if not we're called" mingers" and not even considered worthy of anything... Men start the discourse forcing us to be shallow and then complain. Hypocrisy.

[jellybeansorange]

I agree with you on that. I'm a woman, and I hate make-up. It's just so fake.

[flyingdutchgirl13]

i know im a teen and i agree even if i am a woman i hate make-up and shopping i prefer scuba diving and video games...

[Munnchbunnch]

Good for you., yeah video games are great.

[qwerty198611]

are u a little bit gay? lol

[Bumblybee256]

Mate, listen to yourself, that's pathetic right there.

[poohead6996]

I know your are you said you are but what am I. Why are you fat?/ and don't say u caught the obecety epidemic cos it isnt a desease

[mellielli]

I hate it when guys always complain about stupid women when a stupid woman is exactly what each and every one of them wants. If they wanted a woman who thinks like a man I'd not be single would I? At the end of the day all they need to make them happy is some pretty girl with scarcely more brain than a chicken and too much makeup.

[Davidstan2]

Get a life ye loser i bet your fat!!

[mellielli]

Yes I am. I'd rather be fat than a skinny bitch. And what do you mean get a life? I just felt the need to express my feelings about this matter and I do believe if you look into it you'll find every word I wrote is true. Thank you for reminding me there are millions of reasons to stay single: they're called 'men'.

[poohead6996]

ahahahahha she said she was fat and no one cares what you think express your feelings to your psychiatrist...or jenny craig

[mellielli]

Who the fuck is Jenny Craig? And as for 'no one cares': some people like reading other people's opinions. Sharing your thoughts about the videos is surely the whole point of commenting on youtube. If not, then I see no reason for you to have commented on my comment in the first place. May I comment you on your accurate nick, by the way, I think it probably summarises your personality pretty well.

[qwerty198611]

it must be ur emotional time of the month

[qwerty198611]

it must be youre emotional time of the month

[mellielli]

Oh fuck you... I'm pretty sure it wasn't... though it would be nice to blame all my actions on hormonal changes...

[ashleyfan300]

Did he actually just say that? Oh my god some people are so UGH what a prick

Tommy's awesome though! Love him on the late late

[PrettyInPunkxoxoxo]

love this guy so much XD

[xxamericaroxx]

is this him live in Miami or new york ?!

[lollyclaire]

Vicar Street , Dublin , Ireland.

[vamplove6]

LOL...They really only do make them for skinny bitches...

"well you missed your fucking chance!"

[machetephil]

he's such a legend.

[AmayaTempest]

I have no clothes... They don't make clothes for ME anymore... they only make them so SKINNY BITCHES!!!

XDDD

Sad but true XD

[xxdougieloverxx]

LOL ledgand

[Ultraliskojebca]

fantastic!

[BritneySpearsIreland]

his son Dylan is in my class lol not a lie

[cattlewrangler]

Poor bastard, I hope he doesn't turn out like his auld fella.

[SeanOBriain]

lmfao. some of tommy's better work

[vacants89]

ride him with ur eyes, hahaha love it!!

[xTangehx]

I get that, Princess Mental Tension...I LOVE it!!! lol...xD

[jammacmarmalade]

god bless tiernan

[chandelier1]

i dont have any clothes,

they only make them

FOR SKINNY BITCHES

lmao

brilliant :D

[princesspierced]

haha i love that bit :D

[jenio]

ah that was the best bit!

[ems12a]

Brilliant!!!

[xxlouise20xx]

i was in bit with the laoughter......!!!!!!!! u were ridin him wit ur eyes!!

[Britster1821]

Skinny bitches!!!

[iainlonuk]

im not sure ,is this true for anyone,amusing though

[jkell05]

dead funny!! women, cant live with dem or without!!

[stefangio]

hes the best

[gceltic08]

im cryin wit laughter wen he's describing girls and emotions..fuckin hilarious.>!!!!

[jkell05]

u were ridin him wit ur eyes!!

[dannyking3]

whats the difference between a normal blow up doll and an israelli blow up doll?

Israelli dolls blow themselves up!!

[bLaZiNdUcK]

Thats not how u tell it.. Its have ya heard about da Muslim Sexdoll..... It blows itself up idiot!

[raikkonenislikeagod]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[HighVoltageRocker]

lol at the attacking911 person commenting on how 'filthy' we are ;D

[16fionalaura16]

hahaha omg tommy tiernan is pure class...:D

[corkeboyesgirl]

love tommy hes brill

[Assyrian213]

dont use have anything better do then fight over youtube.......

YOUTUBE.........

FOR FUCK SAKE LMAO

[ImPolkaaDotty]

attack 911(btw, what sort of a retarded username is that??)what sort of crap are you sniffing? dublin is way better than tel aviv, and learn to spell your cities btw.you are just a rascist prick..and you cant make fun of the irish, you're from israel! and ashamed of our nationality?! im PROUD to be irish and i always will be! irish scientists are some of the best in europe. irish people are the most likely to give to charity, whereas i dont think israel has made any valuable contributions to ny1

[kenmarkwalsh]

@ImPolkaaDotty Actually you're wrong there (about Irish people giving more to charity), Ireland doesn't even reach the United Nations target for spending on foreign development aid, which is 0.7%. Ireland gives just 0.4%.