YouTube Tech - The Director's Cut

[LovelyTeen1998]

that was stupid!! but the only thing i liked was shane dawson

[silencespeaksloudest]

Anyone else almost cry when shane died :'(

[dbrwn18]

Put Shane in more videos

[kitxkatxattack]

Roger's hot. (;

[ClosedSLAMP]

phil never died on camera!

[MaidenKSSL]

He only chopped Shane in the throat once.

[XxCeCemaybeexx]

@MaidenKSSL cuz they used the same scene (of the karate chopp) twice

[komplicatedXkristina]

So happy Shane lived, but if I was there I would have hit him in the head with a frying pan from behind and said 'No one touches his hair, [NO ONE]....And hit him in the head with the frying pan again to make sure he really was uncouncious! No one touches Shanes hair....no one.

[RedRecordProductions]

R.I.P. Good old days of the Station. :'(

[voros93extra]

@RedRecordProductions i agree!

[Thecomputernerdet]

at least he lives tho :))

[Thecomputernerdet]

ohhhh!!! hail nooo he touched shanes hair this gets personel :((

[talbobal]

what did the doctor say after he said "thats a shame" ? i couldnt understand himm :P

[JIPunisherIL]

@talbobal "Because the doctor.... IS HERE!"

[erik5623]

and thus the last good video the station has made.

[MadisonSharron]

How Dare you hurt Shane -.-! How Dare you! 

[MyBirthday10]

Taking a big person (a creator) and making him a small person (a simple actor) is unfair

[Amidylovescats]

Roger and Dave are cute!

[heymakemiiday]

I COULD WATCH THIS A MILLON TIMES

[MyBirthday10]

Is that a parody?

[zombiehunter4life]

oh my god the fucking most epic vid ever omg a doctor walks in to help shane with his throat and the pulls out a fucking gun and starts shooting every1 while holding shane by the throat

[SuperSilverSonicStar]

i was gonna say.

....so what happend to shane ?

but then he was at the end xD

[xneedle93]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO DAVE DONT DIE 

[supravaider1]

yes shane made it!!!!

[lgdsvcd]

this vid mental but awsome!

[Imakepanthertimeepic]

aww Shane :( imma kill them for doing that!

[ThePaisleyAdams]

Shanes expression at the end is priceless LMAO.

[fredysupervira]

lisa is so fucking sexy!!!

[gabe2234]

Who woulda thought that dave days would get shot.

[theuchiha12529]

where was defranco?

[lizabrat1995]

.......it's always the pizza guy =/

[shariq00714]

no one notices sxephil????

[theuchiha12529]

@shariq00714

he wasnt there...?!

[sierralukzmaster7]

haha Kassem is halarious!!! ''LIKE A BITCH!!!'' ''FUCK THIS SHIT UP LIKKE MY CHILDHOOD!!'' LAMFAO!!!

[hicast1]

y chop roger. heey PIZZA (bang.bang)

[hicast1]

y chop roger

[caliguess]

i laughed so hard at "swoosh.... 2 points..." idk why lmao

[caliguess]

Kassem is sooooooooooooooo hot ;)

[joshflitterfan]

@caliguess yeah, but hopefully Princesstard oesn't see this, she'd FREAK! lol

[caliguess]

@joshflitterfan omg yeah!! there like best friends :) lmao

[joshflitterfan]

@caliguess Not only that, but princesstard has a crush on him. lol I know it's not gonna happen, but the poor girl would cry!

[caliguess]

@joshflitterfan haha i wish i was princess tard sometimes :/ lmao but she prolly would

[caliguess]

oh and in the original video shay gets shot... so i see what you mean lol

[CyanideForYourMum]

After 1:55, I just kept laughing and laughing

[fireisgold1]

shane lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya­yayay

[dcode8]

"Guess who goes back to blowing guys for speed, SUSAN!"

"LIKE A BITCH!"

xDD

[HiHistorically]

That's a big ass pizza

[DjMiniMemz]

EPIC 0.0

[WOLFMANBASS920]

kassem G makes this video perfect

[ChrisbeFoSerious]

Daddy Needs a Drink.

[xXPivotGirl19Xx]

PIZZA! :) -BANG BANG-

Haha! Y do all the hot guys get picked on or killed in this? XD

[teresalbcc]

@JustinBieberROX1393 me tooo <3

[teresalbcc]

i loove shane's expression in the end and when dave says "pizza!" and then gets shot... haha, i love them <3

[nerdpwner3000]

haha! after lisanova kills herself you can still hear her scream

[sillyhead88]

I <3 Dave Dave is my favorite part

[ELJAi2010]

This was the only video I liked from the station. I was so disappointed I expected so much more.

[chaixiaomei]

Lol, if FreddieW was here. OWNAGE

[Sk8tergirl5044]

This video, and the zombie videos they made are the only good ones.

[helloimfishypaul]

fuck the what?

[KaidenKid]

CLIP CRITICS :D

[lpfann]

here it is folks. The only good station video ever...

[CoryCeeTuts]

"GUESS, ROGER!!"

[Tye1029]

I liked it for the most part but the camera wasent to good

[soundofsarcasm]

Shane and KassemG were the BEST! Sexy beasties ^^

[CDYcaNeKillA]

@soundofsarcasm Notice the username...

[danya10007]

@soundofsarcasm

tell me about it

[NikkiShoutNever]

did you notice lisa shoots herself but you could still here her cry

[losaface4]

This is amazing.

[thedeejaybogus]

LIKE A BITCH!

[TheShanedawsonluv]

Shane quit because it was a hour to go to the station

[Jennathemeg]

@TheShanedawsonluv that may be a factor but it wasnt just because of that. they had creative differences. so he thought it better to leave and keep his friends than stay and risk losing them over a fight.

[gymnastsavy14]

HELP ME BRING BACK HOT GIRLS! POST I WANT MORE HOT GIRLS ON EVERY THESTATION VIDEO AND MESSAGE THEM!!!

[SPJ1993343]

A regular day at any Google owned company.

[HorseCrazyCousins1]

So the whole time im sitting here im thinking "WHERES SHANE, WHERE IS HE?! O MY DEAR GOD WHERE ARE YOU SHANE!!" and then he pops up at the end and I sighed the biggest breath of relief ever!! :D

[SoJessicaful]

shane quite becuz they had disagreements on him gettin killed all the damn time!!!

[8sandfreak8]

Shane made it! :)

[Lizlieisawesome]

At least shane made it :P

[hellow533]

shane

[dawsonfanforever123]

YAY SHANE MADE IT

YOU DONT MESS SHANE DAWSON FOOLS HIS FANS WILL KICK SOME BUTT

[msms47]

@dawsonfanforever123 his fans are gay fats ppl lol

[teresalbcc]

@msms47 hummm... no.

[teresalbcc]

@dawsonfanforever123 that was exactly what i thought when i saw the video xD

[danya10007]

@dawsonfanforever123

hell ya

[nhoclam106]

@dawsonfanforever123 Also, don't ever mess with Shananay, she can kill you

[JJJJJ2630]

Wow . . That's a. . . . BIG pizza!!!

[galbertrox]

Lol, Dave pizza scene

[iLoveShaneDawsonx]

I thought shane was gonna die..but thank god!(: <3

[NavajoJoeFilms]

Did I just eat some shrooms on accident or something?

[DoctorWhoovian]

Poor Shane and Dave! 

[JustGothToYou]

SHANES FACE !

AWWWW<3

BTW. DONT EVER HURT SHANE.

YOU GOT THAT ?

[IvaDawson]

Shane<3<3<3

[HollyCSings]

pause at 1.47 !!! The guy on the rights face is HILARIOUS!

[HollyCSings]

shane is the best actor out of all the people in this vid and on youtube!

[amberisgreat333]

shane<3

[hotstuff11214]

-SCREAMS- SHANE GOT RAPED?! OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO BITCH YOU GOIN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN. -SOB SOB SOB- SHANE IS GETTING RAPED?!?!?!!?!?!? BUT THATS MY JOB! IM SUPPOSED TO RAPE SHANE!......at least he survived. BUT STILL -CRIES- HOW DARE YOU RAPE SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im hungry

[DancingDreamxx]

Shane didn't die : P Yay...He just got raped, I think because when that guy said 'Daddy needs a drink' it looked as if Shane crapped himself : P

[OURWORLDROXS]

Oh wait nvm he was the only surivior. o_o

[OURWORLDROXS]

Wait so,Shane died??? :( WAAAAA

[TheJozef301]

WTF i thought shane died!

[DoctorWhoovian]

Poor Dave!!

[musicgreen14]

i liked it but....whats w/ the ending?kool....but weird.....i like it!

[Angelapeachy16]

ryan higa should be here! 

[meghan626]

Shan's the only one that survived yay

[expIorer5148]

this got WAY too random WAY too quickly

[seastorm23]

my sis freaked out at the shooting part...

:P

it was really hilarious

[bloodfightingwolf]

Lol poor shane,he got karate chopped in the throat :(

[stutter26912]

poor shane lol he is always beaten up!

[ceogamer]

@stutter26912 At least he survived :D

[bigboydrew706]

Shay is the only reason I still watch the Station, him and Kassem, I miss Shane, and more importantly Philly D but I'm glad they've still got their fans support.

But best person on youtube is Shay :) If he leaves the station, I'm out!

[NiiNj4zzz]

Kassem: - Problemo,thats espanol for YOU JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE F*UCKIN' THROAT, MOTHERF*CKER!!!

[NiiNj4zzz]

PUNCHED IN THE F*CKIN' THROAT MOTHERF*CKER!! (I laugh everytimes)

[mad1and1so1bad]

dave makes a perfect pizza boy lol

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD kassem is the best yes man of life. All his lines are hilarious. Fav would have to be

"PROBLEMO! THAT'S ESPANOL FOR 'YOU JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE FUCKING THROAT MOTHERFUCKER!'" lols man.

and his dying scene was amazing.

[soadpwnsyou]

This can work with what Youtube did now... they changed the layout again!

[chewyuhoh]

i just realized that this video was bout a boss who karate chops one of his employees, and when a doctor comes for help, hes goes out of control and it turns into a warzone. once most of them are down, the doctor and the boss are using magiclike powers.

[coolestpersone123]

love shane thankyou station for not killing him yet he quit the station i ask what did u do to him to make him quit shanes funny i love his expression at the end lol he so freaking amazing

[coolestpersone123]

love shane thankyou station for not killing him yet he quit the station i ask what did u do to him to make him quit

[BassGuitarHero35]

Just... just fukkin amazing...

[vensmash10]

At least Shane Didnt die

[EpicKKRFan]

@vensmash10 lol neither did Phil

[LilyBandHollyC]

Love this vid! SHANE IS AMAZING!

[mitzymoonina]

best episode of scrubs ive seen

[Bane527]

Pizza! *Bam* ROFL

[LucyLAL100]

NOT SHANE!!

[SuperJK1999]

Kassem is hilarious!!!!!!

[JoshkTV]

lol GUESS ROGER!!!!

[amag31]

2:07 is that Michael Scott?

[MrAfroHyde]

..what the fuck did i just watch?!

[JaCkSoN101ification]

so at the end shanes still alive yay!

[kaylaxxmary]

@mail4chloeCAKE two million actually

[paulfradk]

@mail4chloeCAKE TWO THINGS.

1) CALM DOWN DUDE

AND 2) is there a pie with strawberries?

[ThatKiddAzn]

@mail4chloeCAKE umad

[MrHaloEpicness]

@mail4chloeCAKE Shane army

[darklazertiger]

WHY SHANE!!!!

[captiansmartass]

I SAID!...NO DOCTORS! >: {

well that's too bad because...THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!

[kaylee77889]

rawn's best part:daddy nedds a drink

[justinloverkk]

What is this Pokemon!? XD

[Alidashti2010]

NOBODY MESSES UP WITH SHANE!!!!! Xl NO SHANE DONT DIE OH...

[scotkid100]

why did I laugh at Dave getting shot o.o

[simsnumber1fan]

were u trying to kill dave by getting that dr guy to die on him or somthing? pooooor shane..the only one laeft alive i dont know how though....EPIC!! WHY U CUT IT?

[micwoody13]

Aw shane looked sooo cute at the end!

[hannahwatson24]

poor pizza guy lol

[ThatWeirdGirlWhoActs]

That was... um.... interesting.

Too bad Shane quit.

[TheDylan615]

i just am sad that they cut the part where everyone points at shane :(

[AnnoyingAlienDude]

@TheDylan615 that wasnt part of it, thats from them giving ideas on the other

[TheDylan615]

@AnnoyingAlienDude yeah it was part of it.it was cut.who blows guys for speed? everone points at shane,then the dude is LIKE SUSAN

[sarahpretty1234]

I like the station but I just kinda like the fact shanes in there

[WindSorceress32]

It's still awesome, and I like that it's extended now... But I miss it when Phil was telling everyone about it. ;( He was like, "And then a doctor shows up." It was so funneh... T^T

[crimsonXmoonX825]

Sploush 2 points. XD

[AridSea]

Kassem is an amazing actor.

[HollyCSings]

@AridSea Shane is better!

[HelloKittyJF]

2:39 xD

[atarakaufman]

wow rawn looks exactly like ed hardy in this video!!

[katluver88]

love ya shane dawson!! ;)

[prettywildthingg]

rawns lookin' good :)

[XxXxlLinklxXxX]

LOL I like how shane lives at the end.... he deserves it :D All the station vids I pick 'cause I see shane on them :P

[0Solenklier0]

Poor Shane!!!! xD

[TehJarmon]

Well thats to bad... because the doctor...

IS HERE!!!!!

[2good4pink14]

lol dis is my fav episode of the station :) , and i mainly watched it for shane :) , hey babe :)

[SrChunkTV]

3:43 thumbs up for HUGE pizza

[vflail]

wtf just happend!

[TheStrwhat]

whats this... Dragonball ?

[medleyaj01]

:O awesome

[supermariogalaxy2100]

hey pizza! BOOM!!

[babyinblack]

awww shane's look at the end :) good effort on this sketch, nice work.