MadTV was so much funnier in each skit than every single lame joke written on SNL. Even Bobby Lee (who is extremely annoying) on MadTV is more tolerable than every other a*hole on Saturday Night Live. Bring back MadTV and f*ck SNL!
Because she dined and dashed... I think. And the cost of dine and dash is charged to the water. So waiters will want to slit your throat if you dine and dash on them.
actually i dunno wat restaurant u all r goin 2 but all of your tipping is indeed horrible actually the correct tipping etiquite is at least 18% 20% if your server a better than most trust me m a server and i no that but most ppl dont that y were usually angry at customers cuz we get treated like crap pretty much wrk 4 free jus remeber never mess with the person who deal with your food don belive me watch the movie waiting lollll
@NotIkeman YEA MINIMUM WAGE THAT ABOUT 30 BUCKS 4 THE WEEK WAT CAN I BUY WITH THAT MILK? MINIMUM WAGE IS MEANT 4 TAX PURPOSES ONLY SO YOUR REAL MONEY IS MADE IN TIPS PLUS U TIP OUT BAR THE EXPIDITER AND THE BUSSER SO U MAKE 50 BUKS THAT NIGHT YOUR REALLY TAKIN HOME 30 HUN
@angelastar23 I can barely understand you, but the fact is, you're not completely reliant on tips, as most servers claim. They make it seem like if someone doesn't tip, then servers work for free, but that's just not the case.
this is a masterpiece... i always watch r&r but never mad tv and from my perspective.. awesome.. awesome. Now i dnt beleive r&r drinks on screen but it was funny to imagine such
the only times i ever watched rachel ray was when craig ferguson was on her show. even he sounded annoyed at one point. it was hilarious. nicole was spot on in this ^^
Well, that would cover one episode wouldn't it? LOL. Anyway, who can't eat 3 meals for less than $40 a day. I live in NYC where everything is crazy expensive and I certainly don't spend anywhere near $40 a day.
Not a great concept for a show. Now 3 meals under $20 would be pretty impressive.
I LOVE Nicole Parker! This skit was sooo F!ing funny! She's great at impressions- she's always dead on! I love when she signals to the camera to cut the 1st time and then starts to the 2nd time and Tony's like, "No I'm joking." LOL! I love how she stumbles away at the end and Barfs in the garbage can!!!! Love you Nicole!
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if your reading this you cant stop.i'm mary,im 15.i have long black hair, no nose,black eyes,and a white dressif you dont send this to 5 comments in 5 minutes i wil come stend next to your bed with a nife and kill you if u do i will give u a prizeif your reading this you cant stop.i'm mary,im 15.i have long black hair, no nose,black eyes,and a white dressif you dont send this to 5 comments in 5 minutes i wil come stend next to your bed with a nife and kill you if u do i will give u a prize
MadTV was so much funnier in each skit than every single lame joke written on SNL. Even Bobby Lee (who is extremely annoying) on MadTV is more tolerable than every other a*hole on Saturday Night Live. Bring back MadTV and f*ck SNL!
zomgpunkins1 2 weeks ago
"NO! IM MARRIED!" lmfaooo
janelovegaskarth 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
She couldn't just go to McDonald's?
gunzplayer369 1 month ago
she does look a bit like rachael ray!
12TabulaRasa12 2 months ago
the chick from Disaster Movie :D
HelloImMackenzie 2 months ago in playlist Funny Stuff
Lol
FluffyUnicornsAttack 8 months ago
XDXD this is all about educating PASTA
supermigit999 9 months ago
poor tony
bloodfury1991 10 months ago
GREAT ACTRESS
biroti89 11 months ago
this is all about educati...PASTA!
iheartsimba 1 year ago 3
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iheartsimba 1 year ago
I have such mixed feelings; this is hilarious but Rachael Ray is my celebrity crush :(
NotIkeman 1 year ago 2
I don't get it. Why did she get a discount?
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
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Because she dined and dashed... I think. And the cost of dine and dash is charged to the water. So waiters will want to slit your throat if you dine and dash on them.
AspiringPotato 1 year ago
this had to have been made after she did the wine tasting show in italy. she was HAMMERED by the end of the episode, priceless!
penpen989 1 year ago
actually i dunno wat restaurant u all r goin 2 but all of your tipping is indeed horrible actually the correct tipping etiquite is at least 18% 20% if your server a better than most trust me m a server and i no that but most ppl dont that y were usually angry at customers cuz we get treated like crap pretty much wrk 4 free jus remeber never mess with the person who deal with your food don belive me watch the movie waiting lollll
angelastar23 1 year ago
@angelastar23 That's bullshit. Law requires servers make at least minimum wage, whether or not they make anything in tips that day.
NotIkeman 1 year ago
@NotIkeman YEA MINIMUM WAGE THAT ABOUT 30 BUCKS 4 THE WEEK WAT CAN I BUY WITH THAT MILK? MINIMUM WAGE IS MEANT 4 TAX PURPOSES ONLY SO YOUR REAL MONEY IS MADE IN TIPS PLUS U TIP OUT BAR THE EXPIDITER AND THE BUSSER SO U MAKE 50 BUKS THAT NIGHT YOUR REALLY TAKIN HOME 30 HUN
angelastar23 9 months ago
@angelastar23 I can barely understand you, but the fact is, you're not completely reliant on tips, as most servers claim. They make it seem like if someone doesn't tip, then servers work for free, but that's just not the case.
NotIkeman 9 months ago
she actually deos this show, and no shes a real cool ol' lady
XwashburnbassplayerX 1 year ago
this is a masterpiece... i always watch r&r but never mad tv and from my perspective.. awesome.. awesome. Now i dnt beleive r&r drinks on screen but it was funny to imagine such
yoaliehecatl1 1 year ago
omg this is perfect. loooool.
allistar34 1 year ago
She had it down...loved it when she did the "emmm" with the eye roll and table bang, that is Rachel Ray! Too funny.
And I love the receipts because her tipping is indeed horrible.
LilMissSunshine208 1 year ago
53 cent tip for a 30 dollar check its 3$ lol
hhhhhvyil 1 year ago
shes real drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhhhhvyil 1 year ago
1st coment
yohannajohnmikhail 1 year ago
This is cute.
ghostofchat77 1 year ago
This is the best, this is the BEST -
oooh!! *drinks vodka*
LordDarkeX 1 year ago 2
NICOLE IS MAD I LOVE HER ¡¡¡¡
FUHGI 1 year ago 2
HAHHA it was N]ICE
i'm actually trying to get the real one, hen she went to NYC but i can't find it anywhere! D:
ekirabc 1 year ago
This is so much funnier without laugh tracks.
InKa4484 1 year ago
wooot tujunga my home town xD that is so true its so boring and empty hahaha
oldstylelife 2 years ago
XD 52 cent tip.
flyphoenix22 2 years ago
Best Rachel Ray impersonation I've ever seen! Got the hand gestures and everything! HAHA!
WaterLily426 2 years ago 4
the only times i ever watched rachel ray was when craig ferguson was on her show. even he sounded annoyed at one point. it was hilarious. nicole was spot on in this ^^
umumum1 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahha f
gunsnrosesaerosmith6 2 years ago
this is probably one of my fav thing on MadTV
jefftam1234 2 years ago 2
guess they havent heard of mcdonalds dollar menu
DaNumbr1Terriost 2 years ago 5
LOL XD yup!!!
xXPhoenixSlayerXx 2 years ago
Well, that would cover one episode wouldn't it? LOL. Anyway, who can't eat 3 meals for less than $40 a day. I live in NYC where everything is crazy expensive and I certainly don't spend anywhere near $40 a day.
Not a great concept for a show. Now 3 meals under $20 would be pretty impressive.
Boobalopbop 2 years ago 7
yea
DaNumbr1Terriost 2 years ago
Do u recomend me any good resaurants in NY?
And when i say good, i mean tasty, not fancy or anythiing ;;D
ekirabc 1 year ago
great work Nicole
Eezaspanner 2 years ago 3
could've done better but it was really spot on :D
xXPhoenixSlayerXx 2 years ago
mimosa hold the orange juice hahaha
hollywoodgrunt 2 years ago 3
Holy crap, are they spoofing an actual show with the same name?
LMAO
Adu767 2 years ago
nicole parker is HILARIOUS
akmarksman 2 years ago 6
I didn't think Rachel Ray could be parodied. She's unbelievably irritating on her show.
When I first watched her shit in 2003, I hadn't watched TV in 4 years, and I said "I couldn't have picked a better time to stop."
MondoBeno 2 years ago
You just made my day!
AxleOkami 2 years ago
Rachel Ray IS a parody!
benmufrad 2 years ago
Lol, 6 mimosas!
iLambkins 2 years ago 5
lmfao tony's discont LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
datdudesux 2 years ago 4
3:31 XD
MusicForTheSoul221 2 years ago 4
That's the best impression ever! Haha!
burnettebabe95 2 years ago 3
DRUNK
michellex333 2 years ago 2
PASTA!!
HeyItsLilian 2 years ago 2
40$ is a lot for a meal :P
lunei66 2 years ago 14
i heard rachel ray is a bitch in real life
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yea, she has a lesbo sextape in a site, ill give u alink if u want
col517 2 years ago
@dimdude56 who told you that?
mamaluigitoyou 1 year ago
@dimdude56 You know watching her show she seems like it so yeah i think she is! lol
The01kic 1 year ago
hehehe tony's discount
RepublicCommando29 2 years ago
LMAO i love racheal ray and $40 a day!!!
And this is SO how Racheal Ray acts!!!!
PaulZindelsLover 2 years ago
hahahaha "NOOO IM MARRIED!"
FAYEandAJ 2 years ago 2
i love this , it's so funny
sunnyboy9711 2 years ago
ACTING JUST LIKE RACHEL RAY!!!!!!!!
sexyjay9 2 years ago 4
i feel sorry for tony working extra hard
Phawkers 2 years ago
Lol Tony is fucking hilarious
omgdan23 2 years ago
Mimosa, hold the OJ. xD Lmao.
freakout4ever 2 years ago
What does she mean when she's WAVING at her neck (does that mean cut?)
mrrandomthings 2 years ago
yes
cute22man 2 years ago
wow she is hilarious! i like tony's discount lolll
blinkraven5 2 years ago
HAHAHA! Nicole Parker rocks. This is super hilarious!!
xxoSamxxo 2 years ago 4
i love nicole parker she is so funny and awesome
cachorraozinho 2 years ago 2
Nicole Parker has way too much talent for Jason and Aaron's crappy "spoof" movies.
SIXTEENCINEMA 2 years ago 5
were did u getthe no laf vertion
benjaminqueens 2 years ago
lol it's true I've seen the show once and that's exactly how she acts... and she doesn't tip well either..
SGFRock 2 years ago 4
Rachael Ray always wants a drink with whatever she eats. LOL
aGua421 2 years ago 6
lolz tonys discount 30.45
pinoypride2 2 years ago 28
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does she do stewart's mom?
SusieA94 2 years ago
No.
purestwrath 2 years ago 3
I LOVE Nicole Parker! This skit was sooo F!ing funny! She's great at impressions- she's always dead on! I love when she signals to the camera to cut the 1st time and then starts to the 2nd time and Tony's like, "No I'm joking." LOL! I love how she stumbles away at the end and Barfs in the garbage can!!!! Love you Nicole!
mbLuver 2 years ago 4
Mimosa hold the orange juice. Haha :-) I love this parody! I wish they'd make another one
SpunkyLeo86 2 years ago 4
TONY!!! thats awesome!! oh the vodca this the best
chocolatechic80918 2 years ago
5:27-5:28 lol i love the sudden reaction ahaha
SweetPearlyGems 2 years ago
lol that is so funny TOONNY!!
legallyblonderoxxx 2 years ago 3
Hi everybody! I'm Racheal Ray.. Awha, nice! Perfect impressions of her!
Piiratekid1 2 years ago 3
wow she really is that annoying, i'd say this is pretty accurate lol
mncyote 2 years ago 7
You totally kissed me!!!...err...when does this air?
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1coolguy1417 2 years ago
ONE of my favourite Mad tv skits EVER!
strength151 2 years ago 8
Hahaa, "Cuz it's all about educating - PASTA!"
AIthamindthrilla321 2 years ago 6
THATS AWESOME! lol lmao
averys59 2 years ago
mamosa hold the orange juice!
rofl
theweirdone11 2 years ago 8
LOL
RuneScapERoxoR 2 years ago
Hahahahahaa
xgirlfiendx 2 years ago
Great impression of Rachel Ray! "Wow! That just woke me up!" Why aren't there more skits w/ her character?
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Th3MoTo 2 years ago
hahahahahahahah... thts sooo fun-eh!!! i luv it!!! u rok
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coleiscute123 2 years ago
WOAH.
allisonChaos 2 years ago
i love this one
faithnlove112 2 years ago 2
TONY....HUH!
We are all obsesssed with Tony!
I love it!
cwastudent 2 years ago
mad tv is so cool
mags1503 2 years ago 2
haha!
yahboy25 2 years ago
lol i live on like £5 a day. Which usually consists of like 2 energy drinks a carrot cake and some other shit. Yet somehow I don't gain weight.
GregPollard 2 years ago
lol
Hannah452phi 2 years ago
OW ITS HOT!!!!
i just said it was hot...
TONY!!!
mognite 2 years ago
im hungry now
bedfall 3 years ago 2
the laugh at 3:33 is so funnyyyyyyyyy ahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahha its exactly like rr's sadlyyyy LMAO
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
sgtmcbadasssss 3 years ago
this is so rachael ray LOL
love2download 3 years ago 2
Dinner time to the end was FUNNY!
FreaquyBoi 3 years ago 3
Nicole Parker is THE BEST MADtv actress.
eachdayismusical 3 years ago 4
Oh my gosh that is friggin High-larious seriously someone on MADtv is a genius living at home with their mom developing these concepts.
eachdayismusical 3 years ago
lol. LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
bananatea 3 years ago
well... at least i know what to do now =] beg for food for dinner and lunch =D=D=D
mynameisalexyu 3 years ago
this video always makes me relly hungry! lol
paligirl240 3 years ago
look at her face a 6.32 she looks so weird ROFL
doggyloverzcute 3 years ago
loooooooooool
nachospl0x 3 years ago
Okay this video craks me up
jbtech77 3 years ago
oh drunk rachel, lol
americangurl212 3 years ago
Never have wine after vodka.... Thats why she got sick, lol
Boobalopbop 3 years ago
2:32 hahahahahhahahasoooooo funny
ArIrIz 3 years ago
she forgot to say
"mmm oh my god this is delish!"
Cheechoooo 3 years ago
what happened to the voice overs half way through?
vegangurly 3 years ago
that laugh sounded exactly like herr.
jamieandvanessa 3 years ago 3
thats because nicole parker is the BOMB!! LOL SHES soooooo funny
ArIrIz 3 years ago
not one of the best, but i still loled pretty hard
SoggyTV 3 years ago
TONY.ITS SO GOOD GHAA TONY. lmffffaaaoooo
"ITS ON THE HOUSE MS.RAY" yes baby i win!!!!!!!!
LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO
CandyKanyes 3 years ago
nicole parker rocks lol lol
i cant stop to watch this video, is so funny
stump010 3 years ago
LOL at 3:52
Oh this is good. This is the bes.. woooo..
ILoveMakingTutorials 3 years ago
lol! this is how i end a show. I make out with one of the waiters. LMFAO
sockerfreakk23 3 years ago 2
I can't believe fell for those tears.
InfiniteSky49 3 years ago
AWESOME
AgnosticJesus 3 years ago
She's gonnna need a Jenny Craig diet.
InfiniteSky49 3 years ago
HAHAHA 30 bux discount!
KpxRagDoll 3 years ago
where I come from you can get all of that with just 5 dollars..xD
eXcess007 3 years ago
that waiter is QT ;)
teqwindotcom 3 years ago
20 dollars can last me a week.
How?
Chinatown.
Jings0b 3 years ago 2
LOL i love nicole!
ghostguy218 3 years ago
you wanna watch it at my house? NO! im married! pfft...
annadream00 3 years ago
All Foodnetwork Stars Are Drunks lmfao
hollywoodsbesttalent 3 years ago
I never got that. If you're spending $40 a day on restaurants you're a douchebag. You can get a weeks groceries with that.
EreinionEluchil 3 years ago 2
Very fucking true!
carsiotto 3 years ago
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I don't know what fucking groceries your buying but $40 will get me maybe a couple days worth...
AdmiralAckbarLOL 3 years ago
Sounds like you need to learn how to handle your finances better.
EreinionEluchil 3 years ago
its spending 40$ on food a day when you are vacation
snowblazer12 3 years ago
Yeah your right but people spend 3X more than that.
musicaddict0986723 3 years ago
this is just like rachel ray nicole rocks lol ..
ghostguy218 3 years ago
ghost - Does she rock more than their attempt to portain Voltar?
dowling1981 3 years ago
lol wtf?
snowblazer12 3 years ago
Yes?
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if your reading this you cant stop.i'm mary,im 15.i have long black hair, no nose,black eyes,and a white dressif you dont send this to 5 comments in 5 minutes i wil come stend next to your bed with a nife and kill you if u do i will give u a prizeif your reading this you cant stop.i'm mary,im 15.i have long black hair, no nose,black eyes,and a white dressif you dont send this to 5 comments in 5 minutes i wil come stend next to your bed with a nife and kill you if u do i will give u a prize
RiotDude22 3 years ago
i love hash browns !
radical18241 3 years ago 2
lamo
lol
only me stingy 1:03
iouiou2121 3 years ago
hahaha
plzshutuploser 3 years ago
lolz
kingboss24 3 years ago
roflmao
feb12aaron 3 years ago
"I hope he brings the drink first.." Lol 1:36
kalyssaxoxo 3 years ago
lol
imani233 3 years ago
LOL!
thats exactly how Rachael sounds like!
paperplanesx 3 years ago 3
lol poor tony
ttrs1 3 years ago 11
i love how she stays the same drunk or not
loveandpeace4everr 3 years ago 4
that drink she had at lunch looks soooo good
Amolap47 3 years ago 12
haha tony
DevianGeliuS 3 years ago 5
poor Tony :)
longz654321 3 years ago 8
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milosmyhero 3 years ago
A mimosa, hold the orange juice...nice!
beaumec79 3 years ago
LOL, that is so like her!!
roxysurfingirl 3 years ago 3
HAHAHA
BabyVivs2 3 years ago 2
Hahaha! This is so Rachael Ray! Especially all the orgasmic thrashing every time she tastes something good.
keelhernandez 3 years ago 2
hahaha!!! that is so true!! lol! she does go overboard when something tastes good! lol!!
paligirl240 3 years ago
lol
victoriahilton 3 years ago
um some of the sound is missing
dajasonyankovic 3 years ago
lol
kurtguz 3 years ago
LMFAO @ 4:02
hollywoodsbesttalent 3 years ago
watching this makes me want to kill rachael ray even more..
imprint11 3 years ago
- tony's discount
stetdawg 3 years ago 2
This is so totally like her!
rklomarda 3 years ago 19