Interview With An Old Ass Vampire

[The5KORPIO]

Yeah He looks like a Familiar lol Guy sounded just like Wesley

[Blackheart12345]

Hella funny vid John O.

Would it be possible to burn every single twilight book and movie in existence?? First the dumb bitch screwed round with vampires and guess what.....now werewolves. If you dont want a horror book dont put horror fucking characters in the damn book. If you want a romance book dont put horror type stuff in the book. Personally I think the whole concept is fucked up...its pretty much promoting Beastialitly and Necrophilia.

[KhemAndKurami]

Lol don't you guys know what he means with that line? Ice skate uphill...that's impossible, so what he is saying that some people are trying to do the impossible. Blade said it in the first movie when he killed Deacon Frost.

[KooolaBe]

cackle cackle

[112d12d]

haha this is hella funny...twilight..XD what a fruitcake movie

lol blade.

[ElizabethBlount]

Whahaha this is so funny!

[mijnshit]

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[dubsac2]

Hahaha! Dude sound and act just like Wesley Snipes!

[AnimationFreak92]

yea sound like

[azydan]

A WELL MAKED VID

[mufeed25]

thanks for the video

[WillemWorks]

xD The "Twilight guy" in this looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Great video!

[Phantom4010]

SOTLMAO(sittin on toilet laughin my ass off) But son this was funny...some people always trying to ice skate up hills...WTF does that mean?...Idk lmao. Then that Kanye spoof...like nice touch just when Kanye thought it was over lol. Keep up the good sketches

[jayman691]

looooooooooool, the twilight guy did a kanye west interruption. LMAO!!

[Damadehierro89]

lmao!!! I know right, i wouldve just bitten his ass lol

[SQUARESOFTTV]

ON THE FLOOL@!!

[yungjesse]

Some pple always tryna ice skate up hills

Wtf does that mean? idk Lol sounds like something Blade would really say tho

[jesiahbailey]

BLADE really says that in the first BLADE film at the end when he stabs Deacon Frost

[yungjesse]

Lmao i never knew that. Makes me wanna watch the movie to see if it true haha

[bluehypnotic2004]

he did say it in the movie

[Shonki91]

LOL erpic!!!!! damn she has a ass on her xD

[kiszbaby]

you are so scary

[KillaKookie]

Yo! Dude as Blade was funny as hell!!!!

[jroc24931]

wtf does that mean?.......

idk...

[jroc24931]

buff ass dude jus sits down out of no where

[kbabii00]

sorry old vampire sir.. but Edward sparkles in the sunlight.. can you sparkle?

[suburbankilla]

can edward go suck a left nut, thats not a vampire, thats a bitch in make up. go jump out a window, cuz that bitch who wrote those kid novels, FUCKED UP even stephen mother fucking king said she FUCKED UP. maybe if she didnt ruin the perfect creature which is the vampire, and wrote about sally shoelaces or wtf have her. she wouldnt be hated by the horror industry.

[kbabii00]

surburbankilla.. you have serious issues and just ruined the light-hearted mood. i rufuse to jump out of a window (but you can).. so calm the heck down.. it was just a book.. people write them from time to time.. and this is just youtube. chill.

[suburbankilla]

it may of been a series of books, but when you turn away from the limits of vampires and say no they can go out in the sun they sparkle, that ruins their mortallity, so all you can do is the garlic, and stake. its like saying now werewolfs dont need a full moon, or zombies can look at you and infect you. when you mess with the thing thats has been followed for centurys you fuck up the balance. she wrote a romance book yes, but messed up the horror scene all up.

[seansalvador1]

Who? Anne Rice?

She's a God freak now ...sorry, a fool for God

[RisingSun2007]

lulz at the photo shoot part.

[tripinonacid]

LMFAO some ppl always tryna iceskate up hills. what type crazy shit. it does sound like sumthin Blade would say tho. lol

interesting Vid man Keep 'em coming

[bellstnigga]

haha dude look jus like blade... some people always trying to ice skate up hill... wtf does that mean............. IDK

[DaGlowingElement]

What does the girl at 4:30 say? "I dont do vampires, I only [something-something]" I cant hear her.

[phychojuggalo]

werewolves i think

[DaGlowingElement]

Ah, yes, your right...lol, I guess Werewolves have more stamina :S

[tanker58p]

hahahaha kanye pun!!

[GhostNative]

How do you work for Google? I just want to know....

[CoryMalik]

google owns youtube

[Cliffycliffz]

that was funny in a weird, scary kinda way haha o_0;...

[DYNOMITEPRODUCTIONZ]

ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO

[nightroad102691]

people who think that is wesley snipes are dumb as fuck lmfao he is in jail right now people. also wesley snipes is dark as fuck and that guy was just a dark black guy

[ljk1991]

As of April 2009, Snipes remains free on bail to work, even traveling internationally, while he appeals his conviction

[teddymike]

was that really wesley snipes?

[LAMBOKIDD23]

its destorm

[jesiahbailey]

its not destorm, its actor DAMIAN BAILEY. Subscribe to his page Jesiahbailey

[LAVEYP]

"Some people are always trying to skate uphill." "Wtf is that supposed to mean?" " "I do not know." Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah!!! That had me rolling.

[thinkbeforewriting]

he actually says ice skate just so you know :)

[AFNpride]

LOL edward was supposed to be like kanye.. but that blade had me rolling tho dawg lmao good one John O

[robs70986987]

Just the title had me cracking up before I even started watching it

[illahstrait1]

camera man: You going to put ya teeth back in.

O.A.Vampire: Yeah cause I'm ready to bite a mutha...

[sunshinesda1]

i will never be able to watch blade again . without bustin out laughin ...thanks john, lololol. i was done with u when u said vamps was unemployed. this is classic

[Tuozz0]

yo the twlight movies are the gayest thing ever

[Shawty1590]

agreed!

[718Digital]

hahaha this is funny lol

[TheAdventuresOfKhris]

the dude you had playing blade was really good

[tallfreak825]

"Blade" was spot on, sounded just like him, mannerisms were perfect, and the guy looked fairly similar

[geogodley]

don king wants his wig back

[wesaline55]

don kings head is way more fuked up

[DeStorm]

all them ladies..i shouda been there...lol

[NappyMACDiva3]

Loved it. The one guy looked more like the guy from The Vampire Diaries though. Loved Blade too. You should do more like this with Blade character.

[farhmoha]

Hot girls

[BlackRayman]

Oh I get it LOL, da Twilight dude was supposed to be like Kanye West when he came in lol.......All Time!!!

[Jraztyk]

u guys should do some blade spoofs...the guy who played blade did really well, he even looks like him.

[hotpeachjuicy]

John O now you know I love you and all but I am woman before I was a fan of your, who is the brother with the LONG SWORD? it had a crook in it too! OMG and then let's not forget the cream brother too OMG! I love cream in my coffee, gotta girl thinking about doing something wrong, who knew Halloween could bring so much pleasure! Thanks JO & Staff!!

[gothicgman]

if i was born a black man id wont to be Wesley snipes now that man is cool

[smexyboii]

the daywalker> edward

[stigmabuster22]

This is such a great idea!!! I loved it. If I could make a suggestion: Try doing a panel discussion with the old school horrror charcters(IE:Dracula, mummy, frankenstien etc...) and the new school (IE: Freddy, Jason, jigsaw.) I think that would be freaking awesome!

[HarlemRen]

LOL, way ahead of you. It's in the works already. hahaha. Still writing behind the scenes. shhhhh

[TheAliceRose]

omg this is so funny, the dude that played Blade did a really good job haha!

[jarrenh1]

blade is way better than edward

[davehouseproductions]

that was funny man!

[rennnsymbol]

hahah, good one Jon, but unless you have Blades blood in you, you should stay away from recording these videos with daylight shining through your WINDOW!

[Trepidity]

Daywalker!

[SuperSizeLeroyGreene]

love it john o!

[MDstatus]

LMAO with the Blade Snipes' lookalike, and oneliners classic hellafunny XD

[knightofademon]

no edward would be the gay vampire.

[rockerresident]

i mean the twilight guy they're talking about and appeared ..is he edward jacob or who

[knightofademon]

oh thats edward

[TheAliceRose]

It was Edward

[rockerresident]

and they just keep on caliing him twilight guy

[yellowbaybe]

funny. except for the fact that vampiers dont age

[RICHANDROS]

good job

[crankdatalize]

ha ha hella funny

[Joniron7]

"He looks like a familiar." rofl

[MrsEyeballChambers]

hahaha, this was hilarious xD

[amberharrell]

"Blade"'s body was bangin and "Twilight" guy was sexy as fuck!!!

[CorvixEyes]

XD I like this skit.

[bearr7]

time TO MEET THE DARK LORDDD

[R1CHi3True]

I know what you mean Dracula, but Blade was a good movie.

[R1CHi3True]

What does the girl say at 4:31?? Anyone know, tell me please. Not that important but would like to know.

[79kaos]

i dont dooo vampires, i only like werewolves

[Brianf66999]

Thank you JohnOllie, me and my friend Loved that, it was funny!!

[TheRealJudeU]

hahahaha!

[justruben]

4TH

[foshooooooo]

lmao

[seagreen152]

when blade came in lol saw this twice

[AYVEElol]

1st view!!!