Omid Djalili - Iranian culture

[natasharouhani]

So! True!



[woodshuck]

"aha barikala" xxxDDDDDDDD

[sizlak88]

Gordonfreemaness you couldn't be any more wrong it's like you just smoked a crack pipe and made shit up. Iran literary means "aryan" which are the first settlers who had a tribe in urmia Iran. They are indo European people and are not mixed with Indians.they are Caucasian people. Persian is a language if European linguistics. Know your facts before typing lies.

[delacy2005]

omids great love him

[xavablairx]

Very true about the Iranian culture.

[SyedElCid]

It all goes pear shaped when his comedy gets physical. Top laugh nevertheless.

[Ndlovu]

HE'S AMAZING

[hassanak0]

LMFAO

[AMAR420420]

iran is not aryan

[benjamin5rr]

@AMAR420420 Iran means the land of Aryans. Check wikipedia and stop spreading fiction around.

[AMAR420420]

@benjamin5rr I don't care what it means, for me you are not Aryans. You look more like Arabs and Jews. Beside's you're muslims.

I know Indians speak Aryan language.

[benjamin5rr]

@AMAR420420 You don't care because you don't like the truth! I'm not even going into the discussion about the looks because that's very subjective. We are not all muslims. Actually most of the Iranians hate the idea of Islam. I'm an atheist myself. Also we had our religion and prophet before the Arabs forced us to take their religion. And even then we didn't follow it the correct way. So I don't consider any Iranian a muslim. We don't even call our god Allah. We say fuck Allah.

[benjamin5rr]

@AMAR420420 As for language, I'm not an expert, but that has nothing to do with culture or race. Iranians are Aryans and nothing can change that. Even Hitler agreed with that. So if you don't like it and you ignore the facts, then you don't even have to argue with me here.

[AMAR420420]

@benjamin5rr Germans were never real Indo-Aryans so don't bring hitler into this. But Persians are not Aryans and Omid here is certainly NOT Aryan. I think Indians are the ones who first mentioned the word in their books so I think Indians are the real Aryans.

[benjamin5rr]

@AMAR420420 Distorting the history and anthropology is not going to get you anywhere. For all I care, Aryan or not, Iranians share ancestors with Germans-based on hundreds of history books/notes. And if you're a troll, then I simply don't give a fuck about your beliefs. I'm proud of my nationality. You have mentioned your dislikes for my race, so I think our conversation is over because I don't give a flying fuck about those who dislike me for my nationality!

[MrPersia23]

@benjamin5rr right on!

[GordonFreeMANness]

@AMAR420420 Kalash people and Pushtuns are the only Aryans. Persians are mixed with semitic people, Indians - with indigenous black people, people of the Nordyd type (Slavs, Celts and shit) sometimes mixed with Finno-Ugric people. While people of the Nothern Caucasus (Christians, Muslims, Polytheists) have degraded to the point when they think that zoophilia and coprophilia are the main goals in their culture.

[AMAR420420]

@GordonFreeMANness pushtuns are never aryans theyre barbarians, kalash never call themselves arya

arya is an indian word used by north indians of upper caste before any other people called themselves arya...

dravidians are dark skinned people and mixed with aryans but , still indo-aryans survive

stop talkin nonsense or take drugs

[GordonFreeMANness]

@AMAR420420 Why should I take drugs?

P.S.: Ya know what? Tell me smth. I DON'T know!

[woodshuck]

@AMAR420420 amar, harfe dahaneto bepah ahmagh, ur just another idiot u know, someone tells u something that's a fact and u don't like it so you start bullshitting. it's like i tell you: the sky is blue and u say i don't care, for me it's green. Well i must say u have been taking some serious shit fuckhead

[FreakinPersian69]

Funny guy! :) not everything so accurate about Iranians but still funny to watch :)

[blootina]

its so human to have a sense of humour even about yourself! Omid's Comedy is right to the point because he has the taste of both cultures. He doesn't try to make fun of anybody, he is having fun with everybody!

[OliaTala]

U r so awesome

lol......

[flame3862]

that was indian dance man...

[johnnydarkly]

SAND NIGGERS ARE NOT EUROPEAN. THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE NOT.

[isisdron]

these comments! First I'd like to clarify...we are all Africans. White people are those lucky apes who had the sense to head north in search of different food and probably to get away from relatives they didnt like. The paleness of skin is a very recent adaptation in evolutionary time. Oh, and I had to check on a map just to be sure (sarcasm) but Iran isnt in Africa.

[Mac0901Games]

@isisdron pale skin also comes from cross breeding with neanderthals

[isisdron]

@Mac0901Games only 4 percent of people have any of that DNA...pale skin would have come anyway from living cold climes.

[Ramirzz]

this is completely true.....

[2010Genghis]

Persian as opposed to IRANIAN:)

[fzjanjua]

@ohnnydarkly Persians are caucasians/aryan. All Europeans descended from Persia. They say racism is ignorance, ignorance is the lack of knowledge, did you know that (Europeans descending from Persia)?

[johnnydarkly]

@fzjanjua MONGOLIANS, TURKS AND ARABS INSEMINATED YOUR WOMEN FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND SHAT OUT A MONGREL RACE. THEREFORE THEY ARE NOT WHITE. YOUR THEORY THAT ALL EUROPEANS DESCENDED FROM IRAN IS STUPIDITY. THEY DESCENDED LARGELY AND NOT EVEN EXCLUSIVELY FROM THE FERTILE CRESCENT OF MODERN DAY SOUTHERN RUSSI A, THE UKRAINE AND TURKEY. NOT IRAN.

[fzjanjua]

@johnnydarkly The Fertile crescent is Iran/Iraq. Your ignorance once again. 

[Xarscum]

lol about the interfering cuz that stuff's true

[johnnydarkly]

FUCK THE SAND NIGGERS = PERSIANS

[97murfy]

@johnnydarkly LOL "sand niggers" that's a new one, I see the retarded racists are extending their vocabulary.

[johnnydarkly]

@97murfy NO ITS AN OLD ONE.

[Angdharagh]

@johnnydarkly I'm not sure whether I should be impressed that some brain-dead cunt like you knew to use 'Persian' instead of 'Iranian' or whether I should embarrass you by asking you to point the country out on a map.

[immortality2011]

hameh comedian ha mardom keshvar haye dige ro maskhare mikonan, inha omadan gharb mardome khodeshoon ro maskhareh mikonan. ajabaa ...

[UMBUBA]

@immortality2011

gape shuma durust, farhange Iranian kheily zeba ast. Man az Tajikestan hastam ve dar Amrika zindagi mekonam, hameshe be ina dar barai farhangu torikhe Farsu- Tajik meguyam: Omar Khayyam, Abu Ali Sina tibb, Rumi ve gheira. !!! زنده باد ايران

[mfakhar60]

@UMBUBA kheili kheili lezat bordam az sohbate shoma hamzaban va ham nejade aziz.

zende bad Iranshahr (great Iran including Iran, Afghan , Tajik, and all Persian speaking people)

[mfakhar60]

@immortality2011 ki gfte komediyana maskhare mikonan unam mardome gheire khodeshuno????????????

yekam komedi negah kon va janbe dashte bash.

[TheNighmare2000]

@immortality2011 ......in chizi ke shoma migi mishe "Racism"....etefaghan omid jalili mardome hame jaro maskhare be andaze khodesh age hame video hasho bebini motevajeh mishi...... masalan Russel Peters yeki az behtarin comedian hast va hamishe az Hendi bodane khodesh enteghad mikone................vali ghabol kon ma irani ha baziamon kheili fozolim....:))))).....good luck.

[jannatian]

@immortality2011 Jok nagoo, russell peters hendiye hendiaro maskhare mikone, gabriel iglesias mexicie mexiciaro maskare mikone , Jav nade alaki :-)

[immortality2011]

@jannatian biya in 2 ta ro ba ham moghaayese kon khodet ghezaavat kon.

watch?v=liNVaGWYHYc

vs

watch?v=TasoivDsCUE

[0098xxx]

@immortality2011 koskhol comedy e age show kamele ino bebini ham torka ham yunania hamaro maskhare mikone

[blootina]

@immortality2011, aya hameye iraniha latifehaye namusiye rakike rashti, tork va gheyre nemigan ke nesbat be hamvatan besyar tohin amiz hastand ? Comedy Omid rakik nist va manzur enteghad hast na tohin.

[immortality2011]

@blootina khob mage kaar khoobiye? hala age maa jeloye yek jam ke hame iraani hastand az khodemoon harf bezanim va enteghaad konim khoobe amma inke jeloye mardom keshvar haye dige hamdige ro maskhareh konim va hamdige ro jok konim ke onha bekhandan kheili bade.

[benjamin5rr]

@blootina irade comediaye Omid Jalili ine ke be khatere pool fahange keshvare khodesho lajan mizane. ye amricayi ro naam bebar ke keshvare khodesh ro maskhare kone. agar kheili talented hast mitoone jokayi bege ke keshvare Iran ro bala bebare az nazare farhangi.

[blootina]

@benjamin5rr ,moshkele ma iraniha in hast ke enteghad pazir nistim. shoma comedy Maz Jobrani, Eslam Shams va digaran ro ham ke bebinid be surate enteghad hast na baraye tahghir. loosen up a bit and have fun with it! 

[benjamin5rr]

@blootina aakhe bazi az enteghadaye ishoon misleading/dooroogh hast. be ghadre kaafi adamyi hastan ke be ma Iraniha bekhandan. 2000 ta chize dige hast ke mitoone mardomo bekhandoone. majboor nistim ke khodemoono maskhare konim. man hich vaght be famile khodam nemikhandam jeloye doostam. I do have a sense of humor and I support comedy as long as it doesn't violate morality.

[middeleastmusician]

@immortality2011 in maskhare kardan nist, pyaz dagh ziad kardane, yekam janbe dashte bash ;) ajabaaa!

[benjamin5rr]

@immortality2011 Ma Iraniha gharib parastim. Na inke kheili az maaha khoob migan, comedianamoon ham daran komak mikonan farhangemoono badtar az oon chizi ke hast neshoon bedan ke chand ta ahmaghe khareji bekhandan. Oonvaght entezar darim ke Irania ro support konan.

[bararah]

@immortality2011

Weak people. Yeah, ajaaab.

[PARODAZEM]

@immortality2011 Not true. The best comedians poke fun of their OWN farhang!

[TheMuse1212]

Soooooooooo Funny

[juganut91]

does anyone know what disco song that is??

[Deliciousnessify333]

dude, his accent sucks british ppl cant have persian accents it sounds gross

[mfakhar60]

@Deliciousnessify333 ye agreed. hahhaha LOL.

[irannn1000]

بهائی متعصب است

[goooooooooooooz]

@seamr05

technically, saying you're Persian is like saying you're an arab or a Turk. All three ethnicities exist, but can you show me a babylonian? Thought so...

[seamr05]

@goooooooooooooz LOL you obviously didn't get it....you need to watch some more djallili ...:D

[LuckyApplehead]

the iranian carrying the drinks killed me!

[realestoneful]

All cultures are beautiful in their own way. 

[Ieat2much]

like Indians

[keeelane]

@borednow that's fucking funny...

[SwedishWound]

@seamr05 Yeah and who the fuck are you ?

[TheMissRJ]

phew. im not the only one with an aunt like that!.

[mstrdk]

can someone please tell me the name of the song that plays when omid is dancing as different iranians?

thanks in advance

[toomk08]

@mstrdk jocelyn brown, somebody else's guy :)

[mstrdk]

@toomk08 thanks :-D

[iluvmycousin2much]

but funny how right he is... i mean seriously how funny and how accurate it is.. thats so true what he says......

[bilalital]

lol