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  • Your vid is a favorite on Tokyo

  • What a waste of time. I could have fucked my wife.

  • stupid!

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!

  • I am actually a big fan of videos like this as it is helping protect magic as it is almost an ironic propaganda against revealing magic tricks. Magicians spend time, money and effort on magic and so to reveal tricks for real would be unethical and completely breaking the magicians' code. That's my view anyway :)

  • @TheMagickev :D

  • ami the only one who thought this was funny, and did not take it seriously like some of the dumbasses here who really took it seriously...

  • LOL, oh F me. You were so convicing at the beginning - I thoght it was going to be a real tutorial. When you said time machine, I was like, wait, did he say machine? Then I kept watching. :)

    Ya got me!

  • idiot...

  • I am around the strange section of Youtube once more.

  • @ohnniehickm24j Yes. You are. Run away while you still can!

  • This guy is every bit as dumb as he looks.

  • @MitchellLeary1 My mom says I'm smart!

  • bah. i cant believe you showed your face. what a douche.

  • 42 seconds then I switched off!

  • You are fucking douche bag

  • Wow you could also do other tricks with that watch other that the berglas effect the ideas are endless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • U r such a disgrace!!!!

  • @DamonLeowzc I would be if this were a real tutorial :P

  • @MrAceFab why was this flagged as spam? you're hilarious :)

  • @MrAceFab also; watch the rest. I know you stopped at 0:29.  but realize: it's a joke :P

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  • Really like it! Nice idea and nice performance!

  • lmaooo! the way to do it is to build a time machine and to freeeze time... nice

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU

  • @brynjaei Problem?

  • Thanks for wasting my time you dumb bitch

  • @ArchangelHavok No problem :)

  • So, Minnesota then?

  • you HAVE TO give me your watch!

    have you tried any other features like going forward or backwards through time?

  • @keengbowser I did. I now have a clone running around the city though so... Ha ha ha ha

  • hahahahahahahahhahahaha

  • Hahaha why the downvotes? This is hilarious!

  • @PluripotentBrain Thanks!

  • Press 1 and he'll say "Pedo"

    Press 2 and he'll get a blowjob

    Press 3 and he'll demonstrate how jack off

    Press 4 and he'll jack off

    Press 9 and he'll turn into a ninja

  • @CheapShot812 What can I say: I don't like to cuddle. After the money shot: POOF!

  • Wow, people actually think this guy is serious about having a watch that stops time so he can perform this trick? How stupid are people? Oh wait, this is America. The answer is VERY stupid.

  • Now to just find myself a time-freezing watch at a small town Walmart...

  • @trimx302 I think that they discontinued them :(

  • 73 dislikers without a sense of humor

  • ..... You froze time! =O nice! ahahahaha

  • what an asshole........

  • It's amazing that there are actually people here explaining that this isn't real. I credit that to two things - the sincerity of your acting, and the inherent ignorance of Western materialism.

  • 你就是一个傻逼

  • LOL the first time i awtched thru i was ilke wait i dont get it. but then i watched it again i caught up to the name time machine watch i was like OHHHHHHHHHH LOL!

  • if anyone has the software to do so you could make a tune out of this video.

    press pause, then play

    and press no,4,5,6 to listen to him beatboxing. put it all togehter and u got your self a tune.

    like if you have tried this. also if you press 0 he does a little dance.

    numbers 1 and 3 also work.

  • if anyone has the software to do so you could make a tune out of this video.

    press pause, then play

    and press no,4,5,6 to listen to him beatboxing. put it all togehter and u got your self a tune.

    like if you have tried this. also if you press 0 he does a little dance.

  • @burkerr1910 you sir. win free internets

  • Time travel... Now it maes so much more sense to me now! LOL

    Bravo Dizzi800, well done! I am so happy this wasn't a spoiler tell all!

  • LOL haha!

  • NO MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaa!! GREAT

  • LOL

  • I knew that's how it was done.

  • That is funny..."time machine from Wal-Mart"...LMFAO

  • Very cool effect! I've used it in my last three shows and it works really well. I get a lot of nice reactions.

  • Oh boy...

  • Roflmfao. I love you

  • "and that is the berglas effect"... Er no, It's not.

    Davids effect, which i have seen first hand performed by David, doesn't use anything other than a borrowed deck of cards, two hands and a rather remarkable brain.

  • @daleshrimpton1 I know. It's a joke :P

  • @daleshrimpton1 No shit, Sherlock. What world are you living in where you need to 'disprove' a card theory that includes a 'special time machine watch' that allows the magician to freeze time?

  • @daleshrimpton1 It's funny how unbelievably retarded you are.

    No shit that's not it. You thought he was SERIOUS about using a TIME TRAVEL WATCH?

    Wow. Just WOW.

  • @daleshrimpton1 Really moron? You honestly thought the kid was serious about having a watch that stops time so he can perform this trick? Really?

  • @daleshrimpton1

    you actually took that srsly? i mean timemachine?

    

  • I thought only dogs drank toilet water. I now see that I'm wrong!

  • Blast. I don't have a time machine watch.- But luckily I know the Burglas rotine so I'll use that instead.

  • If you did reveal it you would have go another subscriber but...... to bad

  • stopped watching at 0:40

  • I don't think the eight people who disliked this knew it was a joke...

    That was an absolutely amazing video, you have a great sense of humor!!!

  • I'd personally use the iPhone as it's a lot less obvious than a time-machine watch.

  • @myrdwyyn wait, there's an app for that!? FINALLY!

  • They have the same time-machine watch at my home town wal-mart for only $145

  • the sounds a lil outta sink mate but this was funny as hell

  • yeah. thats because I uploaded using YT's webcam feature

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