People, the French authorities just published about three hundred ufo written documents not to mention pictures! Never before viewed! Check them out on ufosecretXnet (replace X with . )
COW:Crap mum im being kidnapped by a UFO!!! MUM:Shut up u bastard im reading! COW:aaaaaaaaaaaah! MUM:Shut the fuck up! COW:But mom! MUM:NAG NAG NAG! (two hours later) aliens:i dont wonty him i wont that cow! MUM:HA HA HE GOT KIDNAPPED! ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP MUM:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! lol
The next day it became a mummy.... So it gave birth to a baby cow.... Aaahhhh !!!!! how nice. It was probably off to mothercare... OR MOOTHERCARE !!!!
I do belief this video..in texas we tie about three hundred head of cattle in a real long chain and than we hook it up to my pickup truck .and park it in my drive way .but only in the nigth time so the aliens from mars wont take them or the illegal aliens from mexico
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins
its real but the video is just a REDO for the real story !! the picture there was a picture caught on camera maybe at late 60s or 70s a cow been abducted by an ufo ! so they made a video like this one !! a REDO so people wouldnt need to imagine it !
i have read a book about ufo. A lot of people have claimed to have been abducted by UFO. Many were in the USA(rural areas;mid west) THey wont be able to remember anything after returning. But years after, they will realize there is something wrong with their body. Some parts of their body has scars that they have no knowledge of. Those ppl's memory were recovered through hypnosis treatment. Shocking experience. But are they real?
You need to watch the history channel specials about aliens and ufos. Those people have memory loss and they dont remember till hypnotized but everyones is always the same because TV and Movies give them images and scenes which those people make their owns. Now im not saying IT ISNT real because I do believe in aliens. Im just saying the facts and theories! :)
LOL mabye there's something int eh comw, mabye aliens use methane or calcium to power something on their ship, and "milk" the cow of it, just like how we used steam, then found something cheaper and easier to use.
No one misses capillaries till they're gone and renounced. No one spills 10-times their volume in blood. Advance me my way 700 steps and kill the rector. Let us play with flashlights that don't work. There's been so much water under the bridge; so many hogs beneath the trestle.
I belive it 99 percent. I dont believe the cow turning into a mummy part. But I do believe aliens are real. And yes I agree that they aliens would take a cow to study our biggest food source.
This video is totally real, I am a cow and that appears being kidnapped is my sister, two hours brought later it of return and it said to me that the aliens amiably requested permission to him to milk it due to they were quite desperate because they did not have milk to have breakfast his nestle cheerios.
THE COW WAS A FUCKING MUMMY THE NEXT MORNING THATS SUCH A LOAD OF BULL SHIT!!! WHY WOULD ALIENS MUMMIFY A COW!!! honestly if i am out of place here someone plz tell because i think that the mummy part was stupid and why wouldnt they show a pic
That mummy tag was too much.I wont be able to sleep again.
nether1n 2 months ago
This takes the term "Drivethrough" to a whole new level. :)
ycageLehT 2 months ago
"I must go now, my world needs me."~Cow
FENomadtrooper 2 months ago
Im an ALIEN
broadslade 5 months ago
They couldn't just go to Mc Donald's?
eyorokon 8 months ago
@eyorokon The problem with that is that they wanted *real* beef.
latonc 2 months ago
haha dude...you can easily fake that. with photoshop and other editing.
sarge958 9 months ago
i started laughing like an idiot when i saw this
EverybodySaysHey2723 10 months ago
why are cows always being taken to aliens
jelliclecatgirl 11 months ago 3
@jelliclecatgirl It was explained in a cereal commercial..
onilink422 8 months ago
@jelliclecatgirl lmao becures humen female dosent got a big enof shithole
okainuz 2 months ago
hahah great music!
YoghurtC 11 months ago
their taking our MEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!
ameatsack 11 months ago
Why do the UFO videos always have crappy camera quality?Kind of obvious it's a hoax.
gregstitzproductions 1 year ago
@gregstitzproductions well if it was filmed with a camera crew and hd cameras I would have found it more suspicious lol
lexandros 11 months ago
Манай хэдэн үхэрнүүд ингээд л алга болчоод байсан юм байна ш дээ хаха
sharavsambuu 1 year ago
Only in japan.
TheBestArob 1 year ago
People, the French authorities just published about three hundred ufo written documents not to mention pictures! Never before viewed! Check them out on ufosecretXnet (replace X with . )
yusefmetal 1 year ago
WTF THAT LOOks REAL!!!???
TheTWFZ 2 years ago
william78920 2 years ago
aliens need to eat too:P
68oldsmobile 2 years ago
im a cow quack quack
glitchmaster142 2 years ago
ROFL so the alien was randy huh!? LMAO they steal cows when they r randy... HahahaHAHAHhahaHA! XD
kingmcbrian 2 years ago
The next day it became a mummy.... So it gave birth to a baby cow.... Aaahhhh !!!!! how nice. It was probably off to mothercare... OR MOOTHERCARE !!!!
neonelectro 2 years ago
@neonelectro lol very clever puns
rammice 2 years ago
the only thingi dont get is why r aliens stealing cows XD lol i think thats funny ahahahahXD
juliustoys 2 years ago
AHAHAHAH NEXT DAY COW BECAME A MUMMY (^.o).
bilbilbilal 2 years ago 2
DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Midnightecila74 2 years ago
omg this is so fuckin hilarious
xxxblackenedrosexxx 2 years ago
o im so scared.lol.ya rite o its so fake
comegetsome213 2 years ago
This breaks my heart....I love cows...
cisum54 2 years ago
I love the Hamburgers <3
chibiraid 2 years ago
Hopefully they won't give it an anal probe! ... unless the cow is into that sort of thing.
LostRegalian 2 years ago
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FMorales40 2 years ago
I do belief this video..in texas we tie about three hundred head of cattle in a real long chain and than we hook it up to my pickup truck .and park it in my drive way .but only in the nigth time so the aliens from mars wont take them or the illegal aliens from mexico
FMorales40 2 years ago
The cow keeps eating, so its two videos on top of each other. Nice try though.
CRAZY2244 2 years ago 2
@CRAZY2244 i see what you mean
rammice 2 years ago
im confusedid? its obv not real but it looks it =O
gimpEchimp 2 years ago
OR a cow just died and its soul was being lifted into the clouds....
imsofunnyx10 2 years ago 7
@imsofunnyx10 d'awww
flounce31 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAAHAH
andiie1337 2 years ago
poor cow :'(
princesszelda1 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins
Krisem37 2 years ago
artistic
mysterygirlblue 2 years ago
guy: thats my cow! alien: damn you we like beef and we made big macs guy: thats not true thats imposople!
cantippy 2 years ago
always wondered why aliens are not fat...^^ they dont kidnap so many cows lol ^^
ShadovvAce 3 years ago
where's PETA now, bitches?!
coercingcoexistence 3 years ago 11
@coercingcoexistence HAHA epic!
TheFugoofish 1 year ago
its real but the video is just a REDO for the real story !! the picture there was a picture caught on camera maybe at late 60s or 70s a cow been abducted by an ufo ! so they made a video like this one !! a REDO so people wouldnt need to imagine it !
bhconnectionjigsaw 3 years ago
Screw you bitch, Its my cow now!
-Alien
DarkCheesePie 3 years ago
odd
ZCeltics34 3 years ago
The word "fake" must be the most overused and psychologically over indulgent word used on YouTube.
blade004 3 years ago 3
Thank you! Finally, someone else notices!
Hotrodman09876 3 years ago
it's also hilarious to say.
FAKE
see?
AnarchyBegins 3 years ago
you're a fake
LittleHengler 2 years ago
is real??
isaac8933 3 years ago
Someone should call PETA. lol
ac0891 3 years ago 3
lmao
JessicaDepp 3 years ago
haha. where did u the music?
stuntmanssp 3 years ago
That was fake yes. Nobdy would even be able to film that. But I goot hand it to them. Good animation
iadoremanga 3 years ago
omg..that didnt looked a fake..well its good to belive something or life is just boring with out exciting =)
OverlordOfOverlords 3 years ago
:O haha gud
MadzBaybee8 3 years ago
lol fake but good you can see it just a light coz u can see the shadow
uzlilstarz 3 years ago
delta, they also abduct pregnant women and extract the fetus/ or unborn child.
nera789 3 years ago
wtf
bestname24 3 years ago
OMG! at least it shows that its not just our planet that shag cows!!! lol. x x x x
djdovewhite 3 years ago
They said mom because aliens have a history of abducting beings and impregnating them. Quit saying its fake people!!
delta3303 3 years ago
hey alians are busy to and sometimes you gotta eat on the go lol
MalakDIshlandur 3 years ago
of course its fake! but it was well put together... except the mummy part....... i thought that was pretty stupid.. lol
luv4eva1 3 years ago
it looks kinda fake lmao xx
DeanoJr15 3 years ago
it's so fucking fake
alfiecool12345 3 years ago
thats japanese humor for you. lol
maticoff 3 years ago 2
lololol thats sooooooooo dame fake buts its funny
zombiman666 3 years ago
mummy like "MOM! I WANNA HAVE SOME MILK"
or a "urhurhgrhieu" kinda mummy?
Rasmus95dk 3 years ago
youve got a good point there .
discuss.
iphicrates123 3 years ago
yeah...
i mean it could be a "mummy get a baby"
or "dead mummy" like from the old Egyptian...
Rasmus95dk 3 years ago
Gottfried is a stupid fat smelling gay fucker
gagagagn3 3 years ago
hahahhahahahahhahahahaha :D I haven't laugh so much for so long :D :D :D :D :D :D thanks
... hmmm interesting, what do they think about us now when they took the cow :D :D :D
namitarelalia 3 years ago
I think its fake.... because that cow was probually photoshopped and the ufo
abc123123abc925 3 years ago
the had me until they said the next morning this cow became a mummy.
a mummy cow?
created by aliens?
why?
irkedd 3 years ago
haha yea they just had to add the mummy part... then i was like okay thats just stupid hahaha
rkelley1236 3 years ago
ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahaaaahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahu
tresgunter 3 years ago
loooooooool
bencedog 3 years ago
WOW i mean i don't know it's edited!!!
paokthes 3 years ago
loooooooool
NewNecro 3 years ago
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cartmanhitler511 3 years ago
wtf wat do u mean mummy
707Andrewjot 3 years ago
why are all the ufo pictures/movies out of focus? oO
grolschdekentje 3 years ago
maybe people are nervous or scared so they shake
KidVlogger317 3 years ago
Maybe...but this video isn't really shaky...and at 0.47 he/she zooms in and than it's still outta focus...lol
grolschdekentje 3 years ago
i have read a book about ufo. A lot of people have claimed to have been abducted by UFO. Many were in the USA(rural areas;mid west) THey wont be able to remember anything after returning. But years after, they will realize there is something wrong with their body. Some parts of their body has scars that they have no knowledge of. Those ppl's memory were recovered through hypnosis treatment. Shocking experience. But are they real?
baraclude 3 years ago
You need to watch the history channel specials about aliens and ufos. Those people have memory loss and they dont remember till hypnotized but everyones is always the same because TV and Movies give them images and scenes which those people make their owns. Now im not saying IT ISNT real because I do believe in aliens. Im just saying the facts and theories! :)
KidVlogger317 3 years ago
that is so obviously a handglider!
Clarmohighoo 3 years ago
pretty legit.
GabrielsDeath13 3 years ago
wow. that was pretty gay..
xoSMILE57ox 3 years ago
rofl!!
berbamzandy 3 years ago
Lol maybe its the hindu god bagwan come rescue the godly holy cows from the evil cltches of Burger King!! Damn I want some steak right now!!
Smorg85 3 years ago 3
tesco was closed...
stigno89 3 years ago
O.o Oh my.
voo0 3 years ago
when you say it turned into a mummy it ruins the "its a real story" thing
g2gbrbthx 3 years ago
When it sais it came back as a mummy does it mean its dead or pregnat.
SlimeHeartless 3 years ago
what's the music called???? :S
qorrkfud202 3 years ago
LOL mabye there's something int eh comw, mabye aliens use methane or calcium to power something on their ship, and "milk" the cow of it, just like how we used steam, then found something cheaper and easier to use.
modded2007 3 years ago
whats the music called?
ReneeRoxUrSox 3 years ago
its on destroy all humans
kristynxkayotic 3 years ago
thats stinking funny!!!!!
I want to see more!!!!
make it better and more funny.
usuallguy 3 years ago
i love these video
RockerAngel19 3 years ago
aaaaaaaaaa save me
freeFeild 3 years ago
holy cow!!!!
epsdude 3 years ago
LOLLOLO its the fucking muller yoghurt men moving the cows within 30 miles XDXDXD lol
LouisAT444 3 years ago
haha the aliens raped the cow!!
truetalent86 3 years ago 2
it's Not Real... It's Fake!!!
SRVproduction 3 years ago
Ha probably they needed some milk for their morning cereal!
tsitsiteca 3 years ago 3
omg!!!
RockerAngel19 3 years ago
haha
KayyKayy9513 3 years ago
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copy this if this sucked
peaceecaep123456789 3 years ago
it's obviously real
cow
blahdob 3 years ago
So thats how that pile of cow shit ended up on my roof....
JangosSoulja 3 years ago 7
HAHA nice one!
l3vz1m1n 3 years ago
lmao nice comeback
aleksandar93 3 years ago
omg flying cows
TheGrimHamster 3 years ago
demons exist and dont have wings.
iamveryangery777 3 years ago
i think its DEF fake!!!!!!!
girlsaresmarter 3 years ago
HAHAH this cracked me up
mikejeffery123 3 years ago
no way! not true!
dmslugga540 3 years ago
I Know this Song..
It's From Card Captor Sakura O__O
LOLL
FrouSteph3 3 years ago 2
the music is really cool.
Coconut161 3 years ago 2
:o wow its fake
NintenDogzDs 3 years ago
This is the biggest pile of sh*t I've ever seen.
TheDarkBeam 3 years ago
honestly.. why would some one be taping cows. really just think about it, makes no sense.
ricesniper 3 years ago
And why would aliens take cows to begin with?
sunfreckledmoonchild 3 years ago
heaheahehea:P
imjustserious 3 years ago
dont fuck with us!!!, this video its from a channel fox latinamerican's commercial!
malvelus 3 years ago
No one misses capillaries till they're gone and renounced. No one spills 10-times their volume in blood. Advance me my way 700 steps and kill the rector. Let us play with flashlights that don't work. There's been so much water under the bridge; so many hogs beneath the trestle.
procommenter 3 years ago
was it ment to be funny or scary im confused
007hamster 3 years ago
why can cows fly, and we cant! uhh!!!!!
I believe I can flyy! bahaa. just kidding.
carecherl 3 years ago 2
lol the music is from CardCaptor Sakura XD
deniseg007 3 years ago 2
that mummy thing is just what he's guessing that writing says, it didn't really probably.
shane22shane 3 years ago
omfg loL! that might be real
shane22shane 3 years ago
hahahhaha i thought it was kinda real at the beginning BUT THE MUMMY PART omg that killed it..
KinkayShawty 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
HannaHexagon 3 years ago
They didn't pay for it! Intergalactic
cattle rustlers!
procommenter 3 years ago
lol weird, funny, ... seems weird enough to convince me it's real
SheetHunter 3 years ago
ROFL OMG THAT WS HILARIOUS!!!!
wendile 3 years ago
RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Next morning the cow was a mummy!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ShadowDreadblade 3 years ago
I don't get it...
it wasn't that funny...
Am i missing something?
JuJuSims 3 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LMFAO,xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
musicforthewinjk 3 years ago
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lovenarutofavsasuke 3 years ago
i think its real
Wildforcefrvr32 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT,S TRUE
Javka2006 3 years ago
SHOW ME THE MUMMY COW!!!
SpeghettiO 3 years ago
wow weird huh?
ha
moneyISwallpaper 3 years ago
oh SHIT i geuss the aliens were mad cause the cows said eat more chicken
taby2cat 3 years ago
damn i told my mom i would clean my room when cows can fly.....shit....
halindan 3 years ago
that's tight
Mummy part is stupid tho
razr122 3 years ago
omg!
that's one scary combination (music and video)
what's this song called?
jameslittle1 3 years ago
I think it's a hoax. If it was real you could see a beam of light surrounding the cow.
realmwars 3 years ago
thats wut u think!
horsieluver9 3 years ago
thats not necessarily true
Wildforcefrvr32 3 years ago
is this real?!
mrmoo1102 3 years ago
wheres the mummy cow!!!
renton137 3 years ago
That Poor cow :(
darkman404 3 years ago
this is sracy waaaaah lol =3
Zoralinkfan2007 3 years ago
lol thats awesome
cgcgames 3 years ago
What song is this? And who is it?
idiotfacehead 3 years ago
omg so funny i swear if i saw a flying cow i would die laughing C:
VmeEmeTme 3 years ago 2
The first ufo video that i believed
Gothicboy1996 3 years ago
I belive it 99 percent. I dont believe the cow turning into a mummy part. But I do believe aliens are real. And yes I agree that they aliens would take a cow to study our biggest food source.
Tessfromcp77 3 years ago
This video is totally real, I am a cow and that appears being kidnapped is my sister, two hours brought later it of return and it said to me that the aliens amiably requested permission to him to milk it due to they were quite desperate because they did not have milk to have breakfast his nestle cheerios.
fabiang81 3 years ago
Cool! Can you turn into a human? Lol.
Tessfromcp77 3 years ago
I believe in Aliens and possibly cow obductions but that was stupid
shamone12345678910 3 years ago
THE COW WAS A FUCKING MUMMY THE NEXT MORNING THATS SUCH A LOAD OF BULL SHIT!!! WHY WOULD ALIENS MUMMIFY A COW!!! honestly if i am out of place here someone plz tell because i think that the mummy part was stupid and why wouldnt they show a pic
shamone12345678910 3 years ago
YAY! Floating cows! At last!
Patacorow 3 years ago
lol
Halogod973 3 years ago
alians are fucking real this thing is fake
1234wetes 3 years ago
Damn, your right. Its impossible that the human kind is the only live thing that exists.
Patacorow 3 years ago
Lol ITS FAKE!