GamesMaster 3/12/92 - Part 1/2

[DurhamGooner1]

Wow graphics!!!

[Cheshirewatcher]

Oh my god, i remember this eposode on the tv, and it made me play as Koopa Troopa from here on out!

[trickykid73]

You have to laugh at those Amiga 500 graphics , or is it commodore 64 .... how times change !

I had a :

Commodore vic 20

Spectrum 48k

Commodore 64

Amiga 500  ....then later 1meg

[CockneyBurberry]

lmao wtf is this! we don't even have gaming tv anyone in england what happened!

[UpTheAnte1987]

So many euphemisms!

Peter: "I shot it too early"

Dominic: "That's the story of my life"

Myf: "If you like a busty blonde stroking your trophy..."

Dominic: "You like a bit of speed then?" Followed by a sneaky little smile and a guest slightly unsure how to respond

[3styler1]

lol; u cud b in 1st place in 1st lap

[all13Doctors]

Was he trying to dress like Colin Baker?

[bardin84]

'the sound fx like a bunch of dogs barking at the bottom of a drain pipe' hahahaha! WTF

[FatRonaldo9]

That Mario Kart segment was painful viewing.

[ETSpacealien]

At 0.52 on mario kart on the snes i used to always just go straight across that sand he skidded onto cuts seconds of your lap especially with a red mushromm.

[bamptonbred]

Maybe your right! but would be close i can do it in roughly 1 min 7 sec.

be close i think, that was a couple of weeks ago, and i am shit now at this game compared to how i use to be.

[6lettersshadow]

back in the days when cheats and walkthroughs of 40 pages of text were put in a 5 second fast reel at the end of gaming episodes for recording and slowmo forwarding.

I was barely given a second hand conole back then, never mind a stop start slowmo video recorder that shit was advanced

[Glozboy22]

Still the 2nd best MK game, behind MK64.

[dabest6969]

04:00 I would do a bit!

[kingoffists]

that was the first doctumented feamle gamer there hail lol

[madskillz808]

before 'lets plays' on youtube, we had this :D

[THESKULL1979]

i remember some of the games on this and they was great games but if i got my kids a game like any of these now my kids would say WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PILE OF FUCKING WANK.

[BurntFaceMan]

i could have got him at the end but i shot it too early .. " thats the story of my life"

LOL premature game fail =P

[SirCraigius]

Peter was kinda crap. He didnt corner properly. And he totally messed up with that red shell. If he'd waited until Luigi's star wore off, he'd have won :(

[apex2000]

wow, i feel old. i remeber this first time around... well the series anyways

[arsefacez]

He didn't even boost off the line. Get it together Peter.

[romanvanpersie]

@ 3:48 Holy shit....Jaz :D

[romanvanpersie]

Obvious MK noob...Not a single R/L jump turn! ;D

[sammychii]

i so miss watching this show XD

[ShizuokaDolphin]

I shot it too early - Story of my life. hahaha - that would have gone right over my head back in 1992 bu just made me LOL in 2011. :-D

[howiedanja]

Luigi with the textbook "stay invincible till you cross the line ploy!" He used that trick on a REGULAR!

[Funkmonkv1]

He sucks at mario kart lol

[richyroolahs]

this show whips ass of the kind of fucking shite you see on tv nowadays.

word

[dippydolittle]

Superb example of the lesser spotted UK mullet at the 3.50 mark

[mcorney]

peter i imagine you look back on this with sheer embarrassment!

[driblersback]

gamesmaster is being uploaded on my channel one episode at a time i have them all and your free to copy them

[madbadJim]

thats actually entertaining.... lol... 

[stuandnat]

Peter, I hope you never showed Mario Kart anymore disrespect by ever playing that game again.

[ministryOFmuff]

someone tell me why, when gaming is bigger than its ever been, is this show not back on tv? dominik diamond himself said that he would be happy to come back if they asked him.

[andy29081983]

@ministryOFmuff - It seems ludicrous that there are no shows on tv to really reflect this. But then you could say, do we really need it? Despite this lack of coverage, games have done more than ok for themselves.

I would love to see gamesmaster back on tv with Diamond and Patrick Moore (how he got involved I'll never understand).

But if they did bring it back they'd probably give the gig to Charlie Brooker. Not that thats a bad thing but he is a bit overexposed at the moment.

[ajmetz82]

@ministryOFmuff Future - publishers of the magazine - have bought the rights to the show, and James Binns is actively trying to get it on TV, and also planning a new GamesMaster website. Dominik Diamond has been ruled out as a presenter, - I believe he wasn't up for it, so if you've heard otherwise, it's news to me. It would take a channel to commission it, and a production company to produce it though, before anything would happen, so Future's ambitions appear sketchy atm.

[Lualua25able]

Peter: I shot it a bit early

Dominik: That's the story of my life!

LMFAO I used to watch this when I was younger and was totally oblivious to these innuendos lol.

[azazael09]

"story of my life" - "like a bit of speed then?" "get to grips with their helmets"

[ssj2matt]

The kid didn't seem to be aware coins speed you up. It's as if he was avoiding them sometimes.

[bamptonbred]

Peter is one of the worse players i have seen.. I would of laped him

[hindleyite]

@bamptonbred Gotta remember he quite possibly didn't own the game and probably only had a few playthroughs before the show itself. I was crap at first, too, but I agree that watching this is painful for anyone who ever owned or played the game for any length of time.

But yeah, Peter sucks.

[shane122346]

@bamptonbred lol

[rainxxxx]

@bamptonbred no you wouldn't of!

[lmcgregoruk]

@bamptonbred You do realise Super Mario Kart wasn't released in the UK till over A MONTH after this video right?

[blackdice23]

Argh Peter, you're shit! Hang your head! Rubbish advice too, cutting corners, pah.

[ilikemunting]

wow look at those hair cuts

[Cobrasaturn360]

great memorys this got me though my first year at high school!!! bring this shit back man!

[aburrows2008]

nice multet at 3.50 lolz

[syndawg89]

His father must have been so disappointed, Lord knows I would be.

[xRocketzFighterx]

Honestly most of these games have aged terribly except mario kart of course.

I really want to shout at that kid for beeing shit I never played this bad on that track on my first try.

[disallowautoaim]

(2:55) 'I shot it too early'...'That's the story of my life there Peter.' Goddamn it Dominic you fuckin legend!

[SimonB198207]

PATRICK MOORE IS GOD.

[winxp3sp]

peter is unstopable !!

[bealtespip123]

I don't like these guys. They're the reason why Rare is so media shy.

[octagon79]

That guy was so wrong. Koopa Troopa is the lightest racer along with Toad.

[ceepers35b]

how crap were the graphics back in the day???lol.

[mcjep]

omg tht kid sucked but a loved gamesmaster bk in the day was mint

[shanemc25]

6.40 'like a bitta speed then'??

[jaykhunter]

Damn, Luigi used the star until he was crossed the finish line! Extremely smart or cheating bollox!

[juniorshankill]

lol... that kid is shit at mario kart

[antzy25]

@juniorshankill i know my brother played it and he allways came 1st i played it once i did but i only played sega games

[antzy25]

i dont like nintendo i like playing on sega i did

[aei05h1]

@antzy25 Well I liked playing on both, when i saved up to buy em first though. Commodore was good as well especially the Amiga.

[antzy25]

@aei05h1 my brother had the snes and i had sega i did play abit on the commodore it was ok

[mastergsan]

nooooooooooooo Test Drive 2 was SICK, you could blow your engine.

[mastergsan]

he is using my character and failing hard, i want to see the ep with killer instinct (SNES) again

[monkeymrw]

This guy is lame.

[pepsimadd17]

WOT A DICK HEAD

[webbhead92]

I had a demo of super off road racer on the Spectrum. Played it for hours, even though it was only one level.

[unlockthepower]

MULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Graftin2006]

omfg i was way better than this kid when i was young, i should of been on this game!

[jlenoconel]

@Graftin2006 When the kid played it it was when it first came out so cut him some slack lol.

[TuggOff]

LoL Luigi was able to use a Star though he was in First place.

[dumba55bam]

imagine the verbal battering her would have got for coming second these days .... ahem "noob!"

[Jimmycrow1980]

I still have the original mario kart cartridge and snes. I loved this game. I could complete this mushroom cup track in 1 minute 1 second using 150cc kart. Still have the time saved on the cartridge. You had slide perfectly around every corner. Man it was a good game.

[subclonk]

Julian Rignall from ZZAP magazine! All hail the C64. I is a c64 fanboy :P

[subclonk]

Damn.. every1 knows u gotta jump into the corner for increased speed on the way out.

[AyeOkNowFuckOff]

aaaaaaaaaw i loved GM i miss it.

[jeecreative]

used to love this show

[footlover2345]

its hard to beleve that there is no games programes on the telly any more i used to love gamepad with vilot berlin i fancyed her

[antoireland09]

£39.99 in '93 was expensive and even today. considering a packet of 10 cigarettes then was like £1 and todays its ? £3+ good thing i cudnt afford games or cigs.

[Jarren202]

He is totally shite at Mariokart, you'd think he'd learn to SLOW DOWN on the corners. I remember playing it with mates who were like him. It got annoying after a while, they never learned.

[cheetahcreative]

you suck!!!!!!!

[harrowbadbwoy]

3.49...the dudes hair amazing

[LeeBondo]

Peter was WANK! Why didnt he fully use the shortcut going upto the last corner instead of just going on the gravel to slow him down but still trying to stay in line with the track??? Iv never witnessed such a poor game of Mariokart

[cocacolaholic]

omg that was just pure gash!

[Doh616]

This kid sucks.

[monoperative]

I'm sure that there are loads of people who, like me, grew up playing mario kart what was nearly every second of their adolescent lives.

As a result, it's physically painful watching people like poor old Peter make such a hash of it. I want to go back in time and shout at him for being shit.

'Stop screaming off the track on that corner! You've done it every lap, you fool! Don't fire that red shell until his invincibility star has worn off!'

[drunknpunk]

@monoperative lol i was thinking the same thing, GET A MUSHROOM AND GO ACROSS THE SAND IF YOU CANT TURN lol :D

[Nintendomanwill]

@monoperative

I converted to the SMK religion in 2006 and I know exactly what you mean

[TheCheezWizz]

@monoperative it wouldn't have done any good anyway, the invincibility lasted to the finish line. now if he had known to use L or R to take a corner better then there would be problems with the way he played for sure. But I think that guy just really never touched a game.

[youfadso]

@monoperative sad mate

[kaios1987]

i used to love this show, still do.

[RhodesLives]

Gamesmaster is full of sexual innuendo lol

[bozandmrtibbs]

blew it too early , story of my life lol :D

[00AJS]

and "get to grips with their helmets". Wow. I was so young, so naive.

[Nintendomanwill]

@bozandmrtibbs

My thoughts exactly!

[ahmetkebab]

@bozandmrtibbs

Dude, "I shot it too early"... "That's the story of my life"

hahahahahahahaha

[sparky6899]

If you'd have shown me FIFA10 or Modern Warfare 2 back in 1992, I think i'd have passed out through sheer nerd overload.

[toweronepower]

Were you even alive in 92'?

[toweronepower]

Can you imagine going back in time with a portable lcd tv, xbox 360 and literally ANY game lol!

[rngpro]

LOL he is fucking shit, even when i was like 4 i came 1st on 50cc. he sucks ass.

[crannagio]

Peter is Shit !

[kragle2008]

brilliant... the 90s are missed greatly! bring back 2d games!

[Krycho9PowrotReturn]

Gamesmaster are now a bunch of XBox niggers who are thinking they're cool for licking MicroShit's cock.

[Ironlord2015]

Why is there nothing on TV for games any more? It's just ridiculous really, the games industry is way bigger than movies and music these days, and we have fook all on terrestrial TV in the UK. Bring back Games Master with Dominic 'Pants' Diamond, and bring back Bad Influence....eh them were the days.

[greenday10867]

Because they have to show crap like big brother.

[Ironlord2015]

@greenday10867 well, they don't have to but they do anyway....bastards.

[PBL187]

there are on bravo and virgin1. gameface isnt bad thts the newest it showed prototype and gta episodes of liberty city in the pilot

[Jarren202]

@Ironlord2015 Here here, definitely man. I remember watching Gamesmaster & Bad Influence on TV, even though the shows rarely catered for me as an Amiga owner.

Nothing on TV to cater for gamers now, which is crazy when you think of how much the industry has overtaken music & movies (sales wise).

[tombud10]

I was always more of a Sega man. p.s. he was shite,

[whitechocandy]

I seriously hope that kid's got better at Mario Kart as he's got older.

[bassmanseal]

I shot it to early, "thats the story of my life peter" PMSL at 02:05 I loved this program

[millball]

lmfao - the graphics are neat... my goodness i'm glad i never played gameboy

[philbluntuk]

Seriously, poor kid, but he was diabolical at mario kart.

[millball]

@philbluntuk yeh he was shite.. wonder wat game he's playin badly riiight nooow... *fades*

[whitechocandy]

Why aren't there more video games programmes on TV today? You'd think that there would be.

[jeystonemusic]

people don't watch TV full stop

[randommanization]

that's what i thought some reason their isn't, so many Games and consoles the Good old days are gone no shows anymore shame so fucking boreing LOL

[J4cet]

Such a huge change in graphical quality over the last 17 years, Makes me wonder what games will be like in the future.

[DLPBurke]

@J4cet graphics do not equal great game. Final Fantasy X-2 and XII were rubbish whilst VII was monumental

[J4cet]

Very true.

[DLPBurke]

@J4cet very fast reply.  Did anyone on these boards actually appear on this show?

[J4cet]

Yeah, I am always lurking about on here. Not that I know of. Would be good to see some comments from people that did though.

Friend of mine applied for a virtua fighter challenge on the show years back, but never got accepted:-(

[russcdean]

haha i shot it to early, thats the story of my life

[starscreamforever28]

kooper trooper aint a heavy character hes one of the light more manoueuravble characters

[Griceyboy]

games master games master how do i complete the super mario brothers..........

you dont its a shit game

[WhiteKnight402]

Oxford who? :-/

[WhiteKnight402]

Diamond should be back on frontline TV, great bloke... anyone know what happened to Dexter Fletcher? Shit presenter by comparison...

[bigderekkeene]

hes a Celtic supporting cunt!! fuck Dominic!

[doghartdon]

this show was sick back in the 90s

,,growing up with jungle music and gamesmaster

[nicolasmarinus]

fab hairdo at 3:49!

[bestvidz2009]

6:58 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mr2gti]

SNES Mario Kart PWNS!!!!

Worth the consolr cost for that game alone!

[karatebuff]

Jesus Christ this brings back found memories, i remember when i started Secondary School and i bought the nintendo magazine and the super nintendo had just come out heavy days

[ascendantdeath]

ahh nostalgia

[gorilla87]

God like program...

[TheWalshMan]

LOLZ

He and haz fail!

[SpirtualSuzie]

listen here fuck stick,your daddy is an unlucky bastard he did your mum up the ass and some how created you it does sound as if you came out of the ass coz of the amount of shit you talk.

[EatMyWetJuicyTurd]

NO you came out of your mothers arse YOU BLACK NIGGER, DIE ALL YOU EVIL WORTHLESS UGLY APE LOOKING SCUM, BURN IN HELL WHERE ALL YOU BLACK UGLY NIGGERS BELONG U EVIL SCUM FILTH. HA HA HA NIGGER

[cockneykaiser]

Imagine saying that to a kid on television these days. Wouldn't get away with it. "Story of my life Peter," lmao!

[themranthonywalker]

that was rubbish

[RenceMate]

What an utter fucking mariokart fail, if he'd bothered utilising jumps on the corners then he would've breezed it, twat

[JesusCommando]

Ha ha, no luck son: missed out on a Golden Joystick :( I absolutely loved GamesMaster (who didn't?). It still crops up regularly in drunken/nostalgic conversations. With video games being more popular than ever where's the contemprary equivalent to this great show? I'm sure there's some pish tucked away on Sky but that doesn't count.

Julian Rignall's hair!

[supahdupahguy81]

LOL at least dominik was right about oxford united!!

[rrrorkk]

feck thats near 20 years ago now

[xeractus]

5:30 Jesus Christ, that's Patrick Moore!!

What a legendary program.. ^__^

[helmsly2010]

Kid: "I shot it too early"

Dominik: "That's the story of my life there Peter"

[EatMyWetJuicyTurd]

suck my dick and shave my pubs while kissing me please........

[ConanCnutKicker]

this kid was shit at mario cart..

[shedendpussys]

yer games are shit compared to back then, apart from a very few, that was the true gaming era,

[jl5000]

The expert confuses Koopa Troopa with Bowser, and the kid has obviously never done a power slide in his life. Brilliant.

[davelpo]

Who else thinks a gamesmaster dvd boxset would be a great idea? Id certainly shell out my hard earned cash for that!

Come on channel 4, sort it out!!!

[Nightslasher]

Totally agree.

[supersmithnetwork]

Channel 4 needs to bring this back. Pronto!! Anyone agree with me.

[joeshgamespot]

it just wouldn't work today, games don't come out as often as they did back then :(

[MrTwinbee]

Eh? Thats crazy I work in a indie games store and theres at least 5 games a week

[Ps3GamerVideos]

omg. ITS NOT AN F1 TOURNAMENT!

[woosp]

nice mullet at 3;52 hahahha

[andyjee86]

hahahah 2:58, "thats the story of my life", very funny.

[mrnaughtycat]

well im not crap at it any moore i was only five when it came out and im autistic so it made it hard to understand the controlls

[Stew782]

a busty blonde stroking your trophy... can she really say those kinda things on a show like that in the 90's lol

[mrnaughtycat]

i was shit at mario cart so i symposise

[AndyCrop123]

Your shit at spelling too, it's

Sympathize

[molyneux1000]

No, it's sympathise. Next you'll be telling me colour is color. Damn yank!

[SweetT79]

Your Shit Son!!!!

Gosh Don't Give Up Your Day Job

Commentry was OTT, its not F1

I hate Dominik Diamond

[Youngy365]

how is koopa troopa classed as heavy? He's the lightest along with Toad. and was that kid trying to lose!?

[anthonyc3po]

"shot it too early,the story of my life " oh yeah mrs diamond khows about that! lol

[mikeysworldview]

OMG! they do talk some crap while talking about the race dont they

[classicgamesarcade]

class show