lol at the end, there is interesting choices. 'John distract Thresher from the chase!!' and it shows two men hugging. I never knew gay porn was in this game
HEY, BIG GLASSES AND KARATE CHICK ! WHAT IF Y-O-U GAVE ME BETTER CHOICES INSTEAD OF INSULTING ME ALL THE TIME ?
Seriously who would play a game where you're sure to always go the wrong way ? Like it wasn't shitty enough... it's like having Dopey calling you a retard. WTF !
To all of you who've played Civilization III, that crowd cheer sound effect is totally used in Civ III... I think it's when you receive and addition to your palace.
Thrill as an easily distracted portly pevert semi-threateningly chases an oblivious blonde through an abandoned building for her to be saved by a guy she's met all of once! A truly gripping tale!
It's like they planned this "game" to be full-motion, but somehow the film couldn't be used so they had to use all the production photos instead... :P
ok i tried the other 2 coices and u lose the game anyway so either way ur gunna be scolded what a load of bullshit what kind of game insults the player?!!
THAT GAME SUX!!!What kind of IDIOt created a game that insults the player???WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!(quoting AVGN).That game should be made illegal, because it's so dumb, that it will become second at a "Who's dumb contest"!
@ 4:09 there's someone else who played this piece of shit? lol
individualist00000 4 days ago
What's the narrator's music called?
Worthog117 2 weeks ago
2:25 close your eyes and listen
norwegianboyee 1 month ago 3
@norwegianboyee lo fucking l nice one!!
MultiFirefly87 1 week ago
All of my "Wat" goes to this.
sonicroxandGL 1 month ago
I like how there are scissors on his desk but he goes for the pen.
MrAmaboKcorb 1 month ago
1:26 Jane has no shirt on.
1:27 Jane has a shirt on. Gotta love the continuity in this game, right?
scottski02 1 month ago
why is gingers have souls in the related videos
ScienceGuy12345678 2 months ago
lol at the end, there is interesting choices. 'John distract Thresher from the chase!!' and it shows two men hugging. I never knew gay porn was in this game
kdreamland 2 months ago
Now, what was he doing in the parking lot the whole time? Just sitting on his motorcycle?
slickvicsagat 3 months ago
The other option got taken down, that's too bad. I really wanted to experience the upside down chicken mask firsthand
WeariedFire 4 months ago
This is bad.
latinoalex5 4 months ago
Now that's what I call running in the 90's.
MeadowPercent 4 months ago
2:26 - 3:02
Don't look at the video and it sounds like they're fucking.
Doommaster1994 4 months ago 3
@Doommaster1994 Haw! It does too.
phantomstrider8 4 months ago
@phantomstrider8 Also, 2:41 sounds like they fell off the bed and are still fucking each other. lol
Doommaster1994 4 months ago
RUN JANE, RUN!
Ytpistegyro 5 months ago
Great, either way you're a looser or a pervert...
HEY, BIG GLASSES AND KARATE CHICK ! WHAT IF Y-O-U GAVE ME BETTER CHOICES INSTEAD OF INSULTING ME ALL THE TIME ?
Seriously who would play a game where you're sure to always go the wrong way ? Like it wasn't shitty enough... it's like having Dopey calling you a retard. WTF !
It's like
0lunoire1 5 months ago
Do you think you can handle this choice without getting the lowest score in the history of this game?
What, there's someone else who played this shit?
2FunnyVersionIV 5 months ago
this game is diarrhea covered with hobbo puke
i think AVGN may say that or something like that
viniziello 5 months ago
Wow, I actually would rather shoot those narrators than I would want to shoot the Dog from the duck hunt...
robertsfunny1995 5 months ago
The other choices lead to game overs! What do they expect you to choose?!
kleptothemagicseal 6 months ago
At least in youtube we can skip the boring parts...
thecameraguy12345678 6 months ago
still not as gay as twilight
TheVidotube 6 months ago
@TheVidotube I beg to differ
ProManUnitedFan 5 months ago
@ProManUnitedFan challenge accepted
TheVidotube 5 months ago
@TheVidotube LOL
ProManUnitedFan 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The lowest score in the history of this game?
What someone else played this shit?!
Vamp6661 6 months ago
0:42
WHAT THE FUCK?!
LikeaBoss951 7 months ago
Their photographer is truly horrific at his job. Considering what he had to work with, I don´t hold it against him.
BrommaHerman 7 months ago
2:26 ......sex?
MrLOL9999 7 months ago 2
........A pen
Ephraim225 7 months ago 3
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KingZidane92 7 months ago
Jeez, the lady could have a bit more action in these damn scenes! And that's just a light complaint!
AshuraH 8 months ago
But... but... Karate Girl, the game said I was doing so bad if I didn't choose the nasty crap...
cryssibaby 9 months ago 3
0:44. what kind of fucked up game is this?.
sonofdark18 9 months ago
see kids attempted rape and murder can be fun with the right music
thomaswil8 9 months ago
2:26-3:02 sounds really dirty
allav866 9 months ago
I like how the only way to get through the game is to make this choice and you get scolded for it
Kirby2460 10 months ago
so,there's a pair of scissors on the table and he decides to take a pen instead?>_>
MrPornwatch 10 months ago
the Karate Girl and the Narrator were having sex!
SSCode09 10 months ago
fucking youtube won't show the other part
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE
LMTR14 10 months ago 5
where is the "our heroine will do anything for the job" part?
ohohothisrocks 10 months ago
Uh... what happened at 0:43?
APocketOfTime 10 months ago
11 people were raised in a barn
MrPrompter 11 months ago
@ 1:30, why the fuck does she have her clothes back on!?!?!?! and then off again???!?!?!?!
nerdforeverchick 11 months ago
I think the most disturbing part about this game is that the narrator is wearing flip-flops with a suit. WTF?
HandsUp12100 11 months ago 3
she goes into the menns room, he goes into the womans room, and suddenly they are at the stairs
- James Rolfe
DeadEndFrog 11 months ago 2
1:07 He picks his nose with her heel?
wazzobazzo 11 months ago
4:05 What the fuck did you just say to me?
Pintopinata 11 months ago
While he chases after, anyone wonder where the hell all the other office workers are at???
ghostbuster20202 11 months ago
WTF happened at 0:43? He jizzed his pants and all of a sudden there's applauding?
sonicpokeballZ 11 months ago
@sonicpokeballZ No, Jane kicked him in the nuts
roseadamant 11 months ago
aww the other one is gone!! god dammit...
Jeremyslick 11 months ago
wtf! It's a pen not a letter opener. Man these characters are stupid.
ScarletWitch 11 months ago
WHY THE HELLL DID HE GRAB A PEN, WHEN THERE WAS SCISSORS ON THE DESK AT 1:10?!?!?!?!?!?
mooncatrose 1 year ago
2:41 Am I the only one that had to turn down the volume because this sounded like porn?
crashbfan23 1 year ago 2
@crashbfan23 XD nope
chadzorz 8 months ago
3:12
AVGN-Yeah no shit
alrightlol 1 year ago
I'm gonna teatch you a leason you'll never forget!
1:03 (Neck gets broken)
AND later he survived the bloody hit, goddamn it!!!
KimPatrickKeber2 1 year ago
This makes me think that Tommy Wiseau can make a game.
iNvictaStudios 1 year ago 48
@iNvictaStudios haha, what a story iNvictaStudios. Anyway how's your sex life?
StupidWizardFilms 2 months ago
funny thing is i havent got any wrong choices and she bitches me
MakubekuUrashima 1 year ago
NO! PENS AND SOFTCORE PORN WORK ALBUMS! MY TWO WEAKNESSES!
NinjaRacoonDelta 1 year ago
What is that who says Jane says no to the Disgusting proposal Is That A 8 Year Old Girl.
ThePhoenix1351 1 year ago
3:14 avgn: No kidding Atleast the game is Self Aware.
ThePhoenix1351 1 year ago
Um, where's my score anyway?
kirihashocho 1 year ago
Oh shit, take cover! He's gotta pen!
Djstudiosgold 1 year ago 26
oh yes! i deserve every minus i have gotten! especially since THE GAME HAS NO OTHER FUCKING OPTIONS FUCK LIFE AND FUCK THIS GAME
MyWilliam1996 1 year ago 3
THIS GAME IS TEARING ME APART! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOON?!??!?!?!? AAAAAAAAH!
MyWilliam1996 1 year ago
WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?!?! TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF.
TheLegendKillerTXF 1 year ago
No you raised in a barn for being a game like this
LOLJKSTUDIO 1 year ago
3:14
No shit, at least the game's self aware - AVGN - LEGEND
MrMorgasm7 1 year ago
He takes the pen when theres a pair of scissors right next to it. WHY???
MrMorgasm7 1 year ago 4
@MrMorgasm7 I totally agree. I so would have taken the scissors.
Darkestbefourdawn 1 year ago
This fight scene...drags on a lot longer than I thought it would.
Wow.
RSCNyx 1 year ago
Oh O, I screw up. Can you give me another run?
LeonSKennedy656 1 year ago 5
2:25 OMG it's Hilary Swank from the next karate kid
Emigdiosback 1 year ago
Why is there a racist parody of a Chinese as one of the narration voices?
MMZen 1 year ago
"Well can you handle this choice without getting the lowest score in the history of this game?"
"Wait? Someone else played this piece of shit!?"
ElBarto3131 1 year ago 3
At 2:26 it just sounded pervertic even seeing the pictures.
Meganeo5 1 year ago 4
To all of you who've played Civilization III, that crowd cheer sound effect is totally used in Civ III... I think it's when you receive and addition to your palace.
apologiate07 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you strip when you don't want to get raped.
cowsXroxXmyXsox 1 year ago 2
Random Story Coup FTW!
YoshiTheBlue 1 year ago
wait a minute.........you have tro do the pervy chocies to even get here....and yet she scoldes you?!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
it's like super mario will insult you the moment you beat Bowser......what the hell....even I have made better games...
Novrick 1 year ago 2
2:26 - 3:05 THAT SOUNDS WRONG WHEN YOU DO NOT LOOK AT IT!
morrowray1 1 year ago 5
Over My Dead Body. LMFAO.
aaronfrazer 1 year ago
2:26 sounds so fake
magnusbon 1 year ago
@magnusbon i watched that part and my parents thought I was watching porn.
Xenomorph237 1 year ago
He's raping her...and then he's going to rape me. OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDDD.
mistertarmac 1 year ago 8
Legendary sillyness!
ARX78 1 year ago
this is the only desision your allowed to make all the others you lose or get scolded
slonah1 1 year ago
why did they have a thick accented asian to do the narration
Chocokriz 1 year ago
@Chocokriz I wondered that mysepf. This isn't the only game that has her in it either.
ThinkTink606432 1 year ago
Wow. How much did this cost? And wath does the Karate Chick have to do with this all? Explain me! PLEASE!!!
CoolAlliki 1 year ago
Around 4:10
You wanna know why we picked this choice, because all the other choices give you a f###ing game over.
supergennininfinity 1 year ago
3:15
(Direct quote from James (idk if I got it word for word))
No kidding!
XNinjaBoyXx 1 year ago
This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.
TraNWhiZ 1 year ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
r3ini 1 year ago 4
Is he trying to look up her skirt at 1:00? >.>
Slaanash 1 year ago
thes game is a wtf
BigNickGK 1 year ago
Screw the other girl, I want Thelma!
coolgamer1677 1 year ago 3
...wait, she's the wanted criminal and she's getting made at the player for a bad score?
Trollaverse 1 year ago 3
"You'll be very happy here working under me." That's so unfunny it's kind of funny.
holycow818181 1 year ago
whats happening?!!!!!!!
TheRealLinkShady 1 year ago
this scene...confuses me a lot
ziqi92 1 year ago
This is a true masterpeice of of the gaming and script writing arts.
helter1234 1 year ago
Thrill as an easily distracted portly pevert semi-threateningly chases an oblivious blonde through an abandoned building for her to be saved by a guy she's met all of once! A truly gripping tale!
DreamTraveller1 2 years ago 3
Hotel Mario is better than this! But... that wasn't a perverted slideshow either.
Consueladad 2 years ago 3
She went through the magic dressing door! It's the door that dresses you as you go through!
Deciheximal 2 years ago
Damn, I liked the narator
BunkerFox 2 years ago
This game is worse than Outpost II.
Also, the really sad thing is, you'd want Jane to go for it and get naked because she's such a hottie, har har.
Foxstab 2 years ago
STOP JUDGEING ME!!! lol
Thecursedpanda 2 years ago
Finally she's in charge! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CGC002 2 years ago
Umm... I'm going to buy Star Trek Borg for PC, I think it will be much better than this.
leon102 2 years ago
Lowest score in the history of this game?
You know, the points in this game are just like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway?. They don't matter!
mulry101 2 years ago 15
If she declined the proposal, why did she take her shirt of? And why is her shirt on when she gets outside? My mind is asplode
Cessebabe 2 years ago 8
Ya know i think the objective is to get the worst score ever
Damonthefox 2 years ago 7
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@Damonthefox
Yeah and it says on the box 17+ but to win you have to be 18. What were they thinking! This is the worst game ever.
robdun 2 years ago
robdun you're not the AVGN. So shut up
TihsEpiel 2 years ago 7
Probably is. You can't complete it without getting negatives anyway.
thereaIblackcerberus 2 years ago 2
4:03
Well, if these are the only choices that wouldn't result in a game over...
Groudon0199 2 years ago
zelda cd-i save me from this piece of crap
jassimalaskary 2 years ago 8
I REALLY HATE that guy in suit and sandals!
Sollett 2 years ago
wow the other option was removed.
kingbooforums 2 years ago 4
"You'll be very Happy working under me"
Not at all Suggestive..
DariusEdge2 2 years ago 23
This game is so bad its hilarious.
Y0mAMa5957 2 years ago 8
2:14
what, there's somebody else who played this shit!
InfamousBlocker 2 years ago 6
0:43
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
masterlinkx101 2 years ago 8
2:26
Thank god its in Slide show format.
noobasaurus2 2 years ago 2
plus it was 50 $ .................
renefak 2 years ago
"You little Bitch, no one does that to me". You mean kick them in the face and create a stock sound that sounds like the stiletto mangled his skull?
crazycrazydave 2 years ago 7
It's like they planned this "game" to be full-motion, but somehow the film couldn't be used so they had to use all the production photos instead... :P
Gasoline85 2 years ago 2
Theeen... How did the video in the beginning get into the game?
gamerzgod123 2 years ago
jene seiz noh tu thass dagsutig prposur.
leonflash 2 years ago 4
This is what happens when the comic book guy from the simpsons writes a movie and it's accidentally produced as a video game.
EnviousDominous 2 years ago
1:15
"Outtakes from the "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" cast wrap-up party"
crazyrabbits 2 years ago
BTW
Why is this game called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"?
Why should we even care whether or not they wear ties?
wingsofhope2 2 years ago
What happened to the other choice? Removed for violation? What the fuck?
moviemaniac14 2 years ago 34
@moviemaniac14
Yet, you can see the scene in AVGN's Review (Which he uploaded on YouTube finally).
Weird.
DariusEdge2 11 months ago
WhaaaaaAAA? Why is Larry David narrating? And why is Hillary Swank from Karate Kid - A new Beginning now narrating.
I need a lie down.
venuecam 2 years ago
gahh uhh what the ... hell. seriously, what the shit is this. This whole thing was probably made in one afternoon.
It's mind numbing how this actually got sold as a game. I mean whaa .. This is undoubtedly the most retarded 'video game' ever created.
VegaOmega23 2 years ago 2
lol we're getting scolded for our choices, but you had to choose them to keep continuing with the damn story
KvacYo 2 years ago 4
2:19 (quotation from James Rolfe)
what, there's someone else who plays this shit?
TheMole2005 2 years ago 54
i wish it wasn't censored for some bits
OscarHracsO 2 years ago
pardon, I made a mistake
it's someBODY
TheMole2005 2 years ago
.... what was the point of the new narriator anyway?
cryssibaby 2 years ago 2
What's the point of all of this game?
Sollett 2 years ago
Absolutely nothing.
cryssibaby 2 years ago 2
The real point of this game to piss us off
Zolega89 2 years ago 2
i'm gonna get ready for the worst chase in history!
firemonkey4me 2 years ago
too bad the whips one was taken off... lulz
firemonkey4me 2 years ago 2
"John distract Thresher from the chase!"
John distract Thresher
distract
z3ekeezzz 2 years ago 3
The two narrorators were fighting like babies. They were self aware this game sucked so they got a new narrorator. How sh!tty is this game?
tomservo3 2 years ago
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PHILRYABKIN 2 years ago
The softcore porn decision was taken down. :( Stupid YouTube!
LuigiGodzillaGirl 2 years ago 104
I would so like Thelma to TAKE HER DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
looker999997 2 years ago 3
0:45
Best Picture ever.
noobasaurus2 2 years ago
This game is so cheap! look at the camera flash
reflection at 1:23
innovaciones 2 years ago
1:12, he looks like the guy from Halloween
MrEasy2004 2 years ago 2
ok i tried the other 2 coices and u lose the game anyway so either way ur gunna be scolded what a load of bullshit what kind of game insults the player?!!
Xiav123 2 years ago 3
i know ae Xiav123
i bet the only way to win is to just softcore porn it or turn the game off... lulz
firemonkey4me 2 years ago
Were you raised in a barn?
knaveofhearts1 2 years ago
THAT GAME SUX!!!What kind of IDIOt created a game that insults the player???WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!(quoting AVGN).That game should be made illegal, because it's so dumb, that it will become second at a "Who's dumb contest"!
BTW the voice and picture acting suck!
unlimitedspeeed 2 years ago 3
Epic fail?
AzraelDKF 2 years ago 3
how come the narrators always change their clothes?
mkrules28 2 years ago
The random karate girl??? What the heck is this game?!
ReeceLeonard 2 years ago 4
Anyone else notice how the two narrators' grunts during their fight kinda made it sound like they were doing something else?
It doesn't help that it's not full motion video, either.
HiveDes 2 years ago
4:08 HEY SHUT UP YOU BITCH, its not like you gave us any other valid choices!
pissedbuddha 2 years ago 4
The IMPOSSIBLE question!!
thevisualboy37 2 years ago
microst movie maker basic made this
amuchi890 2 years ago 3
lol, you cant choose the other one.
LMGunslinger 2 years ago 2