Worst Excuse Ever?

[2hot2hoot]

should have ended at 1.40

[Shneablay]

the fuck

[psmccallion]

lol

[raheelandleon]

sounds like he said "Cracked Ass"

[Paulbarbato]

Why didn't you just use the same bleeding special effect on Tom in stead of using ketchup? Now he has a huge unnecessary stain.

[thedoors919]

@Paulbarbato I believe stains are quite common for DOB

[johnrjordan12]

lol

[bigboy751000]

lol

[violenceandpoetry]

I can't believe Michael didn't use this as a legal defence in an episode of AoC where Dan has to go to court and somehow get him off the charges

[gmod93]

worst excuse ever

[NaYarB04]

Dan with hair :U

[MrRandumbDude]

That was actually a lot better than I expected. End lacked, but still good for written during a lunch break.

[rjrockman29]

what a twist ending (turns around and gives thumbs ups)

[tubix00]

That's what I call dicking around with a camera.

[dipitydoooda]

Was ok until the end

[luvhotti1123]

i love this!

[stingerpro100]

Good vid

[NoldoWise]

David Wong at 1:36!

*fangasams*

[mariam7777777]

Kazakhstan<3

[Whatdidyoudotome]

I'll use this later.

[AdriMagic1]

he used ketchup for blood 1:48

[pinkjaguar12]

@AdriMagic1 there are also french fries stuck to his shirt. that's part of the joke :)

[marcho12287]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!1!1!1­!1!1111!!!1!!!!!11!111!oneoneo­ne!1!1!!!!1!!! xDDD

[MrDragonmillionaire]

his shirt said "Cracked.com" lol

[claustrophobicbeast]

i cannot stop laughing at "amnesia? who am i? swaim is king!

[Nani101]

You did this in one lunch break?

Either you guys are geniuses, or you have an insanely long lunch break!!

[Xtrodinaire]

i want awesomely printed labels with my face on them so EVERYONE knows whats mine

[taylor189]

these are so funny but so bad hahaha

[buckeyefans837]

he stabbed him over a sandwitch

[xXReDeFiNeXx]

lmfao he is from kazakstan when he is suppossed to be him wtf?! great vid

[liopio2]

" Where is my drink ? " he said .

The man comes ...

" Thank god your here "

i laught so hard .

[mm8modman8]

The more you watch it, the more sense it makes. 

[GodOfJumpers]

lol

[4561valtierra]

gay!!!

[obaid16195]

I laughed so hard

[Ragnarok6688]

Swaim has an awesome shirt.

[33rosyposy]

I am using this as an excuse. For everything.

[themeganess1]

THANK GOD YOUR HERE

[JTawsomesauce]

you look nothing like me- like US

[TwoScrewsLoose]

Here we see the precursor to Agents of Cracked.

[rcs430acd]

I was really sceptical, even closed minded when I watched this video, and was completely vindicated! Only messin'. Nice one!

[K4inan]

He was a head taller in the past!

[ilpink101]

omg thts stupid nice stupid

[psylover1991]

so,im from kazahstan? - Yakshumazh!!! hahahahhahahahahahahahahah :D

[WINGS1995]

"abolishment of social security in the distant past" really lol

[jensarni]

@Afqlqr Hear hear! Some other channels are really really a waste of space on youtube...

[DavidAleksandrov]

FUCK YOU !!

[gpoop23]

I'm using this.

[lazyguy1393]

yeah it was pretty funny, mainly the amnesia part, but when he killed the guy and he died, it just completely ruined it for me

[dtdethrow]

haha awesome!

[kokoro111]

lol

[eggman1002]

I love the story, its great! Jsut some refining but its amazing >;o

[tadshackles]

YAY LEX!!!

[XXxSTEELHEADxXX]

fuck :D that is amazing :D

[kevinmarquez19]

I commented on this vid 1 year ago...and all I have to say is...that THAT is probly the WORST excuse...ever.

[KillerwithaHeart]

Srry, Its funny but not that funny

[PrototypeFan117]

this is the most retarded video on cracked wow hahahahahaha

[flyaspimp]

On the first guy that gets stabbed it's an effect of blood not real an the second guy has ketchup on him shirt lol

[GkThA1]

@flyaspimp Well aren't you clever.

[gavilan355]

really funny

[gutar5675]

wtf is this

[syismadas]

OMG SO GAY

[sroboi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..........H­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Idiot or...idiots....

[C0D3N3UR021]

lol dude killed himself. but wouldnt the other guy with his drink die too?

[sroboi]

@C0D3N3UR021 nah, the other guy was just an idiot, lol

[GraspingMadness]

This video is amazing. We need the star system back.

[Killfisch]

im dumb cuz i dont get it

[feelro]

lol

[waschi007]

thank god you are here!!!

[hotboxingisfun]

Awesome movie!

[Hudoste]

Why the fuck did he say "Jak się masz?" That's Polish >_>

[buchi3100]

why the fuck do u use such harsh words?

[Hudoste]

@buchi3100 Coz I fucking felt like it. :D

[NOUATV]

i think it was a joke and if your not from Poland you read way to much into things

[Hudoste]

@NOUATV What if I am from Poland? :D

[Yin44]

@Hudoste Which makes it funnier for Polish ppl, Because it's a different language. xD

[f3nt0]

OMG!!! hilarious...

[studdlicious4u]

i subscribed because it was started on my birthday!!!!!!

[id104335409]

I would have killed this g... oops there you go. Well, good job. Hey, are you okay, stand up dude.

[WoWSlayster]

YUG SHIMAZ!

[Hudoste]

@WoWSlayster It's "Jak się masz?" Meaning "How are you?" in Polish.

[iiLuvSparkles]

Love the ending!!

[Ryogakun666]

I love this.

Though the end is a little over the top.

[CamelfromPoland]

what this guy said sounds awfully similar to polish "jak sie masz" (means 'how r u'). kazakhstan u say? xP

[MaggieMae72207]

lol hahahahaha

[DeemkaB]

Best part of the Video...... Lex.

Want more Lex

[chibivampiregirl]

Yag shimash!

[sedwaykid]

"amnesia...who am i?"

LMAO

[ryanhendrix]

aha he ended up killing himself because it was him

[TheZachw55]

are you fucking retarted?

[Lucaspassmore]

this is 'effin hilarious!

I'VE BEEN A FOOL!!

[carpedentum89]

"Thank God you're here!" I laughed so hard <3

[VICTORdoomm]

@carpedentum89

i am you ..... from the past dont leave that comment

[ckglol]

@carpedentum89 the first or second time?

[GangstaCrizzab91]

Swaim is a fucking giant.

[afqlqr]

i really dont understand why cracked's videos arent top on youtube

[7pulford]

@afqlqr you can thank people like fred for that.

[afqlqr]

@hawen101 thank god you removed that answer

[deadsg1]

@afqlqr its intelligent humour, and most people that browse youtube wouldn't get it.

which is why friend has the most subscrivers, EVER!!!

[bobzone09]

@afqlqr isn't that answer obvious?? most youtubers are retarded.

[tseawell90]

@afqlqr because they're not funny

[Phoenix4162]

lol u know wuts weird i tried it on my friend who looks like me and he actually thought i was from the past LMAO!!!!!!!! fkin retard

[takethat2thebank]

lol sad but true that somebody will still eat your food even if it has your name and picture on it

[Perisher21]

lol "its probably lost in the krono matrix "

[SakuraChick1997]

hehe pretty smart!!

[Howedownit]

ya that the worst excuse ever lol

[Konane117]

awesome

[neverspitatthewind]

LMFAO! i laughed so hard at this =D

[SleepWalkingMUMMY]

LOL thats so funny

[HaShomeret]

me liky the Swaim

[Engel03011987]

hey where did u get this Kazakhstan t-shirt?

[JohnyWindmill]

that was great!!

[DeeVarg]

haha tht made me laugh ONLY AT THE END and a SMALL GIGGLE!!

[DavidsVideoGames]

hahahahhahahhaa

[darkburnout00]

Hahaha, omg

hilarious

[trifix1]

not funny

[Jaytonio]

That was unfunny. UNFUNNY! Not funny.

[oletheking92]

Michael Swaim is actually not that bad as an actor.

[elroy678]

hahaha. nice video.

[0leah0apple]

?.....

[dajewishpimp]

haha the ending made it all worth while

[buzzdanume]

lol thank god ur here

[EXTREMEROFLNESS73]

rofl

[Chocothnda]

Thank god your here!

[albertfishingpro]

lol

[kevinmarquez19]

THAT'S IT!!! *stab*

[Chocothnda]

... i've been a fool

*dies*

[corridor7f]

Ambassador Spock wants his red matter returned.

[baptistepcarrara]

lol

nice one

[ballantrae101]

"in my time they've abolished social security"

"in the past..."

"in the distant past!"

[ballantrae101]

this was great

[rebelgamer]

Hey why hasn't this been uploaded to the main site yet???

[Viciousfella]

Because it has, you sir, are wrong.

[rebelgamer]

Thank you for enlightening me sir, I now see the error of my ways. I hope one day I can repay you...

[Viciousfella]

No need at all good sir, it could have happened to anyone

[sadface87]

is so lame, i prefer wawerly guys

[wblstudios]

For only having a half hour, this was seriously ROFL.

[BlatzAdict]

meh

[SimpleyConfused]

@BlatzAdict Fuck U. ( if u dont get the reference then u havent seen enough swaim)

[ReiNohara]

Hilarious! Also, Swaim looks very thin. There used to be so much more Swaim to love!

[KnasiTaket]

omg lex friedman! lex ftw

[StevieFantastic]

viva la lex

[stormcrow2]

zzzzzz

[jemmy0223]

i love when swaim bleeds! its not even on him for real!!

[victorisme]

LEX FREEDMEN is the shiiiit!!!!

[FuckSimple]

thank GOD you're here :DD

[LaxPro93]

ahahaha that was great long live SWAIM!

[bob3006]

The week in douchebaggerrryyyyyyyyy...

[milestarcar1994]

ELEVENTH!!!1 just kidding, good sketch

[southasianboy]

i liked this one hahas

[rebelgamer]

Was that Lex?!?! I think I just peed myself...

[hamooon]

yes i liked this one too

[pieopolis2424]

haha, nice! :)

[kylergillespie]

that was awesome

[jackfordtrousers]

Has anyone seen the roosterteeth sketch that came out a few days ago about freezing the guy?

Similarities...?

[my9thtime]

FOURTH ZOMG!!

[kinversoni]

third