Jungle's Christmas Wish List - Action Figure Therapy

[elvis316]

Cantelope....cantelope....cant­elope. Shit, I can't remember what I was going to say.

[JabariStamps]

AFT goes way to hard HELL YEAH!!!

[ehrenloudermilk]

luv that jungle

[kandiskain]

@RandyGBob I was just thinking the same thing!!! Lol

[jameskgeary]

5 people are not DTF.

[cplgoldfish650]

hay ladies, i got a pair of truck nuts on my truck ;) haha

[doitstickit225]

I'm a trend setter

[MrToddZilla]

tickets to the price is right game lol

[RandyGBob]

Has anyone noticed that Jungle sounds likw Uncle Rico

[PFCcaraveo]

halarious



[bigbizable]

hahahahahah awesome  love you guys

[budlo03]

funny funny funny  DTF HELL YAA

[frahmieUSMC]

DTF!!!! LMFAO!!! Balls Deep!!!!

[THESHOTTS1217]

I come from a family of trend setters!!!

[airborne173ish]

I FOUND YOUR VAN!!

[SuperSparr01]

Hey I seen your van on Pawn Stars tonight. The fat dumb one was driving it.

[USAFGHGburg]

I think its dumb people are trying to argue about TOS on youtube. Who cares how long you've been in the service? All who serve deserve respect for any time, everything short of a dishonorable discharge

[SoCalColey]

DUDE! I found your van. It's in 29 Palms...lol

[notusmc67427]

@SoCalColey OOH RAH Marines took it and he aint getting his love machine back. Oh yeah and we put a big ass eagle, globe, and anchor, sticker on the back!

[artistrecruit87]

@notusmc67427 fucking bootcamp. Only a bootcamp or a lifer would say some dumbshit like that. SoCalColey's shit was funny, your's, not so much. And you spelled OORAH wrong dipshit.

[notusmc67427]

@artistrecruit87 bitch my boot bands have more time in service than your bitch ass.

[ReconFan117]

Jungle your voice is like boner medicine..

[antiBomeR]

I used to microwave cantelopes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Jcd2147]

"A case of mostly undranken negra modelo". Love it.

[starlifter03]

Apparently there are two douchebags who do not like this video

[montgo110]

They look like they can take a dong walloping pretty damn good....ROFLMAO

[mreed911]

Dong wallop! Yes!

[RazgrizPolaris1]

Ranger's christmas list next!

[shadoehaze]

i have never seen this before. now... i am a subscriber. thanks for being funny.

[KarnagiLeonhart]

Jungle, I spotted your wet dream on wheels in Sweeterwater, Tennessee. Some drunk douche was driving it around the trailer park behind the Jiffy gas station. Just figured I would let you know. Merry Christmas.

[DracoOmnia]

Beer-grabbin drive-your-drunk-ass-home Monkey? It's called a wife....

[DavidFourteen]

They look like they could take dong-whalloping pretty good....

[tadster94]

lol i love these vids. jungle is my fav and the funniest character on here in my opinion. sounds like a pretty cool christmas list to me minus the shakeweight lol

[MrHongKongBuffet]

@tadster94

Have seen the commercials? They're very convincing.  Looks like you'd get a great workout.

[sheatheartist]

lightsabre!

[WALTERBROADDUS]

Good list. I would trade the trailer nuts for a jet pack though.

[GtXChaos]

Number 9 was the best. hahaha

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

1 Person doesnt have a trailer hitch to hang their Nuts from.

[smsno1]

i want my woman to SHUT THE FUCK UP for christmas.

[potapotamus]

I want a reflective belt for Christmas!

[extremedudez]

Hahaha, so funny :)

some one that look at my music video?

~fast i skogen

[VIPER0331]

Been on the Price is Right, I won pretty good considering I NEVER EVER Seen a complete episode in My life.

Honestly though I never was so drought full to try the Microwaved cantaloupe but Jungle is the MAN!

[boombaattz]

heeellllllll yeah!

[Primus1985]

Hell yeah Lynard Skynard baby! F- Led Zeppelin!(just for lulz people, I love me some Stairway to Heaven)

Lulz "Mostly" undrank Negro Modelo, rednecks think thats real high class :P. Comon Jungle you can do better than that. Miller High Life son, "The Champagne of Beers" Make sure you get Lite though, heaven knows St. Nick could stand to lose a few pounds, and put a little note on it "Do not drink and fly." ;) lol

[UberNinjer]

111 videos

[xternalpunk]

i have your van/ bangbus... sorry i get to much tail in it...

[woodwwad]

His granny, now that's funny

[Video1Assasin]

2:45- Most epic line EVERRRRRR....F-You Justin Beiber

[keenumman1]

So jungle wats a monkey but NOT A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY

[Raiden3651]

Jungle should get a Monkey wingman for Christmas.

[TheTacosAreCold]

He reminds me so much of my aunt's fiance Jackie. Like, seriously.

[keenumman1]

@TheTacosAreCold then they shouldnt reproduce

[TheTacosAreCold]

@keenumman1 Lol, I don't think they want to. They're only 48 years old.

[keenumman1]

@TheTacosAreCold well thats good.i already decided i DO NOT WANT KIDS.

[TheTacosAreCold]

@keenumman1 Same.

[sempailujano]

hell yeah

[amnjoice]

i want to see angry ranger's christmas list. after this years of shenanigans it should be filled with plenty of hilarious nonsense

[missionplatinum]

A dong walloping...classic Jungle

[osmo67]

Another awesome video! Keep up the good work!

[seanfilyaw]

dtf thats funny as hell



[lobo23711]

Someone please give jungle a monkey lol #jungle+monkey=EPIC!!!!!!!

[shenerdist]

#9 & #10

[shenerdist]

Snow and Jungle are my favorites!

[pairhawk]

dude, I found your van!!! But there was a fat guy smoking doobies rolled from pages of the bible, down by the river!!!

[RodT453]

Ironic that an add for "Christian Dating" appeared at the bottom of the screen when he made that down to fuck comment.

[LilMoutdoors]

hahaha dong walloping

[hesgotthis2013]

I dont want to start something but..thumbs up for him to get his monkey

[Onefromthedarkness]

santa, i want nothing this year except for jungle to get his van back.... and for BOTH of us to punch Bieber in the face fallowed by world piece.

[0nesh0t0311]

HOLY CRAP !!! Jungle & I have damn near the same Xmas list, except for the shake weight. AND WHAT KINDA" COMMUNIST F*@K WOULD DIS LIKE THIS ?!

[okamiochi69]

@0nesh0t0311 Don't worry. It's one against 229. :) One of us is gotta live close enough to shut him up. xD

[XDigdug45X]

Can i get what he is getting but not the van

[peffer76]

Truck Nuts represent that you are DTF! lmao 

[christianmanteo]

Tom Cruise? Would he go in the closet to low five him?

[Straften]

Mostly un drink en

[lmob7]

I'm using my Christmas wish to get Jungle back his wet dream on wheels.

[firehawk3125]

Hell yeah..

[JBSauce]

Mostly undranken Negro Modelo, lol

[frubbers02]

you guys are freaken great! has anyone on AFT watched anygood movies? i wanna here a movie review....please...lol i wasnt demanding

[Joshua2019]

sadly you can't double like videos.. my neighbor has a monkey.. I want one too.

[IamXrayy]

ironic that he said tom cruise cuz i high fived him sunday at the USO in Lahdstuhl hes taller than i thought

[sapperlicious]

Jungle, we both want number nine to come true!

[TacticalNotIncluded]

a dong walloping? Holy shit LOL.

[josephjbarrett3]

Punching Bieber in the face is on a lot of Christmas lists...

[31415926585]

always great, thanks!

[scaperune32]

1.) I want a honey badger. 2.) Jungles life. 3.) Jet pack. ( for hovering over nude beaches in europe. i dont mind a little bit of hair. ) 4.) 72 hott sluts. ( am i right fellas? ) 5.) more weed. 6.) a 6 pack. No miller or natural. will except any other or four lokos 7.) more weed. seriously. 8.) A new knee. my old one got shot by a arrow :/ 9.) the ability to rape santa. ( and get the presents! ) 10.) nicki minaj's ass. :D please? 11.) Megan fox's titties!! 12.) A hug from everyone at AFT.! :)

[DiamondDJandSound]

This is one of Jungle's best so far! Hilarious!

[FellerMcBuddyGuy]

truck nuts, my granny started those back in '82 . bwahahahaha. too damn funny

[woltersworld]

Saw your video pop up on my new upload lists and it put the christmas spirit right in me. Thanks guys! And I am sure Santa will be quite happy with the mostly undranken negro modelo :) you guys rock

[thisburittoisfilling]

where is the double thumbs up button at?

[GreenEyesRedBeams]

I agree I think we need everyone's Christmas list.

Also to add to stuff I don't need but want, UH60 please.

[1TacticalMedic]

HAHAAHa

[jrod052076]

find tom cruise and low five his tiy little ass>>>>>lol<<<<<<<

[MyNamWat]

like if you would want him to get his number 9 wish. haha

[MrPoediggidy]

Dong Whalup!!!!



[DanielPowell33]

That was hilarious! I love Jungle's list episodes. I wonder what Snow and Ranger want for Christmas?

[jrjyates85]

@DanielPowell33 doesnt matter what Snow wants, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with delicious melon fruit and a pair of winter sport paraphernalia.

[vic9lives4u]

~~ Too Damn Funny ~~

[SNKNostalgia]

This shit enhances my existence!!! Hell yeah!!!

[gabrielhall26]

special guest star chuck norris. i can hear the stories now. whoooa

[Bouhammer]

Hey Jungle, I heard that the Iranians have your van in the same hanger as our drone and are about to release a video of it.

[FidelisInv]

Haha... Dong walloping..

[BadRottweiler]

shake weight lol



[klemoney]

9th. ditto badrotty



[BadRottweiler]

3rd o shit happiest day of my life

[87cigs]

2nd! finally got one!



[chaas013]

1ST! I finally got one!

[starlifter03]

@chaas013 How proud you must be