The Great White Sea-Monster (original narration by Randall)

[livekite916]

Dude, U need to teach my classes, I'll pay attention more.

[pushin08]

Fuck the great white he aint got shit on the honey badger lol

[Jcolinsol]

Merciless, damn great whites.

I read the other day, that dolphins have prehensile penises, and have been known to use them to drag people under water and into submarine caves where they rape them and tear them apart.

Seems like the ocean is a total hellhole, we should just nuke it from space.

[maclax2]

@Jcolinsol Good Idea

[MrDuedd12]

1:59 How Gross & Crazy!

[sezybeach1234]

It's like having a pick up truck in the fucking water

[stuedae]

U know what happens if there is no meat left for the great white?

he just eats vegetarians....

anyway, this video is idiotic, sharks are not monsters at all

maybe u should see some japanese fishing vids, see how u call the humans then?

pls first know what ur talking about, if u dont, let it be

[ursauva]

@stuedae It's a joke.

[Theirishmyth1]

NOOOOOOO SEAL NOOOOOOO WHY WHY?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?! FUGU FISH DIDN'T GET AWAY!!!! YOU BASTARD!

[No1rUnZuS123]

Easy ther mugsy

[pokemonglobal77]

Honey Badger won't give a shit

[Mugzy619]

I WILL FIND A WAY TO MASTURBATE TO THIS!!!!

[rockandrollgirl27]

the line that made my day was "its like having a pick up truck in the f***ing water." lol <3

[seekerbearsrock]

i hate the ocean because you can't see what is beneath you

[JamesHunt159]

I bet The honey badger does't give a shit

[MrTodd623]

Animal Planet needs to recruit gay men next time they want their shit narrated.

[xXEndGameTF10]

@patriotsrule98 Yeah I know right, EVERY DAY ASIAN AND LATIN AMERICAN FISHERMAN KILL MILLIONS EVERY YEAR. 

[PatriotsRule98]

Agreed, sharks are very delicate animals and every day asian and latin american fisherman kill millions every year. Go look up "Shark Water" , all they do is pull the shark up cut off their fins and throw them back in the water to die. In the next decade the entire population of sharks will be under 5%

[michaelstraightlive]

whoa they are like honey badgers of the ocean!

[iTzTrAx1]

a pick up truck IN THE FUCKING WATER are you kidding me?!

lololol best line ever

[NekoAndCompany]

its like having a pick-up truck in the fucking water! lol

[MrXyodudex]

your a he she

[MichaelNoffke]

@MrXyodudex What about his he she?

[ryanallyn]

@MrXyodudex he or she is freakin' hilarious either way lol

[Saxgirl9]

292 people didn't get away from the sea monster in time

[Javedur313]

SHARKS ARE DANGERES HONEY BATCHER DONT CARE OR GIV A SHIT

[pistolasdepolo]

Sharks don't hunt whales not even greats!

[SuperMightyMichael]

Honey Badger don't care, honey badger's gonna kill that monster fuck!

[DELTAW0LFx]

Honey Badger dont care

Honey Badger just smacks the shit out of it

[BonusQuodMalum]

you should do one on people. o.o

[browneyedgurl821]

Thank you. I can now do my science project.

[manatorebeast]

honey badger dont care bout great white sea monsters

[arandomperson3]

Sharks are badass!

[007DeezNutz]

Yikes!

[b11b1]

@TheAnibus567 I agree haha

[TheAnubis567]

I think if they replaced all the British narrators with this guy Animal Planet would be much more interesting.

[ThrowHammersAtPeople]

:D

[xomblei]

lol documentary called jaws!!

[Radio101KUFO]

'Documentary called Jaws'. "Ugh..." *facehoof*

[loloutloudagain1]

Last time i heard the only monsters that lived in water were the galopogus. woops. think i spelled tht wrong huh?

[loloutloudagain1]

like this comment if the first thing that comes to ur mind is lets put our hand by this shark. :\

[pranked27]

Who's Bruce im sryy

[awesomepaintball]

@pranked27 hes the gay guy off of familty guy

[ritzbitz97]

It's like having a pickup truck in the water!

[3PICxStudios]

Bruce made 291 accounts and disliked this

[pe6obutilkata]

291 surfers dislike this

[puissse]

i dont like vegebales

[justinholman49]

1:15 to about 1:20 is like the best part!!!!! :P

[BigMacD1442]

the documentary called Jaws lmfao

[MegaSmartass101]

"It's like a pickup truck in the fucking water!!!"

[CheckMa7e]

Guess what the Honey Badger's having for lunch? Shark.

[cluelessqueen]

bruce was also the name that they gave the jaws shark XD

[evilkid5678]

omg Bruce from finding nemo

[AIRSOFTERXIII]

Honey badger would smack the shit out of a shark, just like Bruce did.

[PrimeClanMW2]

Hahahahahah thats like having a fuckin truck in the water 1:16

[raqmarotemar17]

yaikes 

[gianiacona]

He sounds to and says exactly what Roger from American Dad.

[assassintwinat8]

Bruce must be part Honey Badger

[Sadun36]

yayx

[mostergeek49]

1:15 ololololol. “i mean its like having a pickup truck in the fu*king water. are you kidding me??” XD

[RoxetteCat]

"Bruce is Crazy is he smacking a shark?!" this made me laugh so hard

[YungRizzyTV]

@MrTripleThree333 Because There fearless Animals - Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit !

[MrTripleThree333]

All I've Seen On Top Comments For All His Videos Is ' Honey Badgers , Dont Give A Shit ' ... BUT TELL ME WHY THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT -.-

[DaNiMaL721]

@MrTripleThree333 because "its pretty bad-ass"

[0mega7000]

I wanted to see it's tail splash at 2:19 >:(

[TheVitik7]

Randall makes nature fun :)

[americaHUMVEES]

Honey badger still don't give a shit

[skaterallday365]

haa

[luke138413]

u need to make one with pandas



[PlainWhiteTsChick]

Baiting those great white sharks... that's smart.

[CrazyBlackJesus]

YIKES

[ZeldaAndIkeLove]

Sharks are jelous of whales so they copy them when jumping happily out of the water

[MrSuperfifi77]

there is something more fighting than sharks and they are THE ORCAS. they have great white sharks for lunch. but honey badger dont give a shit!

[woozbomb]

oh my jesus! they're frighting

[queendaisytimpani]

it's like having a pick-up truck in the water!

[HeWasWho]

Great White Shark don't care. Great White Shark don't give a shit.

[thegary5151]

gay voice

[jakejuergens]

were like vegetables! wtf! lmao

[TheLaughingSistas]

this video is so fake nice try dufases!!

[Smokles3]

@TheLaughingSistas YOU DON'T SAY

[nachojr456]

I sited this as a source for my Science Project.

[aboyaci]

The honeybadger still doesnt give a shit.

[DJMarcotic]

the documentary jaws? XD

[renzo189]

the hell is Bruce? lol

[kylejames7726]

How gross and crazy...

[thewhiteone102]

he sounds like Mike Mozart's gay brother

[lazyfreedom98]

Not as good as HONEY BADGER, what the world need right now is more HONEY BADGER

[redspirit45]

"oh come on seal get away from that great white. Hurry?" lmao!!!

[98tharmorcav]

White Sharks only "jump" from the water in South Africa, they also don't attack whales.

[TheBreakfastPrincess]

Bruce is a honey badger.

He don't give a shit.

[talkbomber123]

LOL best narration ever, that shark is so mean LOL

[kikaching888]

I just drooled from laughing.

[graham1996]

I wish he was my teacher school would be fun.

[sopboddy123]

I like how the seal trys to get away but doesn't make it XD lol

[joejoejoe990]

Jesus!

[Gshock545]

is this guy retarded? lol no offense but wow. rofl XD

[iloverobertntwilight]

bruce is a nut(:



[ramrod1143]

"incidently, they also eat whales" lmaaooo!

[xPulse582]

20 feet 5000 pounds. Stop and think about how big that is. He wasnt kidding when he said thats like a pick up truck in the water.

[ZEAR0s]

shark? honey badger dont care!

[108miranda]

Look at these SEE-ALLS!

[108miranda]

I'm learning so much.

[AFCMiamiEast]

Honey Badger don't give a shit about no great white shark!

[Hotshot12355]

I want this guy to speak at my funeral

[ttv0]

jaws was based off a true story

[quickmiracleworker]

i love veggies...id be a badass shark

[DaLoclRussian]

I was confused, because bruce is the name of the great white from finding nemo. i had no idea it was the camera man

[ttv0]

@DaLoclRussian no bruce was what spielberg named the shark after his lawer

[GrizzGreenGurl]

top comment WHOO!

[swords9023]

Honey badger wouldn't give a fuck!

[hendrikson83]

and you're a great white FAGGOT

[nvlaxerg54]

"It's when they jump out of the water out of sheer happiness." lolz!!!!!!!!

[hershism]

I listen to these while I clean my room

[khildebrand2294]

this is sooooo funny!! but sharks aren't monsters!!! when they aren't hunting, their as docile as a puppy!!

[mcaddict112]

ok im gonna go make some popcorn, and when i come back...this better be top comment

[guiltyrose90]

To many homophobe praying upon the poor person but...the person that's narrating don't give a shot he just narrates what he wants!!! -:D

[graceandeb33]

i like broccoli...

[SnowDoggyD]

@graceandeb33 ... What does that tell us? >.>

[griffiniscool1]

@jeomomma honey badger don't give shit

[Lolshgirl]

Haha...if you look at the right at 1:40, 1 seal gets owned by the wave. :)

[Eskiho1324]

in FUCKING water haha

[xdivinityx3]

@jeomomma Honey badger don't give a shit

[jeomomma]

@xdivinityx3 honey badgers a fag 2

[SuperKiara999]

this is funny i love all his videos!

[TheMissfriss]

Educational video's by a gay guy. :D

[teentitan121]

Its like having a pickup truck in the fucking water! Are you kidding me!? I fucking love Randall.

[velomeme1expert]

helllllllllllllooooooooooooooo­ooo bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccce...­..............................­..

[BugabooBenz]

its like having a pick up trunk in the middle of the fucking ocean XD HAHAHAHAHA

[TheArtist9908]

Lol

[chrislivia12]

so funny...! this guy is f... crazy..!!

[brillana]

its like having a pickup truck in the fucking water

[codyjames50rspv]

my teacher questioned me after i told her i did a report on a great white sea monster......

[dyebrogin]

documentary??!!! on jaws?!! LOL

[Accyber]

I would learn so much more if these videos were shown in school.

[greytommy]

Now, if I try to read comments... His voice reads them.

[lexxxw]

Oh my God, Jesus Christ, this is scary the shit outta meeeee

[Nugget101556]

LOVE THIS VIDEO !(:

[bucky9823]

bruce is like the hoeney badger he dont give a shit

[UnFaliedMusic]

Sea Monster doesnt give a shit! :D

[XxplumpturkeyXx]

the shoud put a honey badger in one of those under cages...he wont give a shit!

[TheMrwaffles27]

get Bruce to smack the honey badger

[ARTISTICLYSTUPID]

@TheMrwaffles27 ya haha, Bruce dont give a shit either.

Bruce vs Honeybadger!

[billybob786101]

@TheMrwaffles27 even if bruce smacks the Honey badger honey badger don't give a shit :D

[nachojr456]

@TheMrwaffles27 Honey Badger wont give a shit,

[GrizzGreenGurl]

"It's like having a fucking pick-up truck in the water" I L.O.L'd

[baleydee]

@GrizzGreenGurl honey badger dont give a shit

[BlakeSW18]

@GrizzGreenGurl lol thats where i lost it too

[elderm449]

documentary jaws

[KetsaKunta]

Cuz honey badger can crack it!

[Enivekdax17]

oh lord. imagine this guy narratign gay sex. ajahahahahahhahaahah!!

[Spencer51896]

R u gay

[SmurfSmurf701]

@Spencer51896 No his just not straight. And also how long would it take for you to write"Are you gay? You my Sir are a great big lazy idiot.

[Markfly]

Best video ever

[bombb82]

Bruce is a nut.

[HoneyBadger693]

Now they both have 60!!!

[shane128jones]

both comments have  55 likes lol

[milou285]

@shane128jones 57 now lol

[DildoHoarder]

i was having a shitty day till Randall's animal kingdom cheered me up

[boznian4life]

I mean it's like having a pick-up truck in the fucking water, are you kidding me? LOL

[clemeth1]

They'll want to eat us if they vegitatian you twit

[beigelycheenut]

@clemeth1 "Vegitatian." Nice one...

[GloGilles]

gay!

[AmpedDzn]

Bruce you so stupid

[randomstuff457]

theyr just like fucking trucks in the water lol



[thekatrid]

This is the second best Randall vid after Honey Badger...I peed myself!

[danivb16]

lol i thought he said jesus scares me :D

[BarryLlewellynperson]

This should be on the National Geographic channel... 

[walkerlegend]

The narrator was to gay to finish the video

[666qwertz]

I used to be an adventurer like u, but then i took a shark to the knee

[sassysarah2017]

omq..Jesus Christ this scared me.!:) hahaha lmbo

[jedidarkboom]

i use to be a shark hunter...but i trap in the water and broken my knee

[ItsCreatee]

Bruce: not a shit givin.