First Class on Emirates A340-500

[SHAUNZONE123]

A 3 tatti A 3 potti

[6586shadow]

lucky for me i fly first class everytime im on emirates

[PaperBag24]

if only i could afford that.

[bcmalreadythere]

So many comments on youtube videos are so negative. I feel sorry for humans.

[jakthemak]

@bcmalreadythere Are you a dog like me?

[zarcenixs]

AWESOME SUITES AND AWESOME VIDEO!! ^_^

[lindoval87]

Beatiful video.

[Siobanphotogirl]

It's nice that the seats actually recline and you have privacy, but I would not be able to sleep! It would be sad to sleep through such a nice flight experience! I hope that beverage dispenser is refrigerated!

[KnitDress]

I DON'T LIKE THAT GRASSHOPPER PREACHER AND I DON'T LIKE HIS WATCHSHOP BLONDE WHORE WIFE.

SHE IS A WHORE AND U CAN SEE THAT BY HIS STEAK JONATHAN.

SO BYE BYE.

[KnitDress]

INDEED GOD MADE EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL IN ITS TIME.

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT EACH OF THEM MAY EAT AND DRINK AND FIND SATISFACTION IN ALL THEIR TOIL SINCE IT IS THE GIFT OF GOD.

I KNOW THAT EVERYTHING GOD DOES WILL ENDURE FOREVER. NOTHING CAN BE ADDED TO IT AND NOTHING TAKEN FROM IT. GOD DOES IT SO THAT PEOPLE WILL FEAR HIM.

U C THIS CHAPTER DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.

IT IS CLEAR THAT IT IS WRITTEN BY A DRUNKEN AUTHOR.

THE WHOLE BOOK IS QUESTIONABLE SO HE TOOK IT FOR HIS ADVANTAGE.

[MrRumpwrestler]

@KnitDress GOD IS MAN'S STUPIDEST IDEA!

[bcmalreadythere]

@MrRumpwrestler - Couldn't have said it better!

[KnitDress]

I LIKE SAKS EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS AROUND ONLY 10 BUCK A SHARE.

I FOUND ONE GIRL WHO ALSO HAS A VERY PRETTY OVAL FACE.

SHE REMINDS ME OF THE FLORIDA ONE U HIJACKED.

I LOVE SOME OF THOSE SAKS GIRLS BECAUSE THEY MADE ME NOT TO THINK ABOUT SEX TOO MUCH.

IF I AM SURRONDED BY YOUR SPAM GIRLS (PROBABLY FROM ALL OVER THE MIDWEST) I THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET PREPARED TO BE SUCKED ALL THE TIME.

[KnitDress]

ALLAH'S BASTARDS SUITE.

EMIRATES.

U LIKE IT?

I DON'T.

I NEVER WILL.

I DON'T LIKE TO FLY THESE KIND OF CARGOS AND WHY DO YOU THINK I LIKE TO OWN ONE.

I DO OWN SEVERAL AIR STRIPS - MORE PRECISELY HOUSES AND I EVEN HAVE MY OWN RUNWAYS AND HANGARS.

AIRBORNE AIRPARK AND FORT COLLINS - LOVELAND MUNICIPAL TO NAME A FEW.

IT MAKES ME NAUSEATING TO FLY THESE CARGOS BUT U LOVE THEM.

U NO WHY? BECAUSE U PREFER KSS BECAUSE IT IS 50 BUT I CAN'T CARE LESS.

[KnitDress]

YOU SEE THERE IS A FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE.

I LIKE SAKS GIRLS AND U LIKE KOHL'S MEN LIKE MARC ANTHONY.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BUS OR BUSINESS CLASS.

I DON'T LIKE JOEL AND I DON'T LIKE VICTORIA.

WTF.

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE IS DOING EVERYTHING TO HOLD HIS CONGREGATION TOGETHER AT ANY PRICE.

EVEN TO THE LEVEL OF CHEATING THE CROWDS WITH THE GOD'S WORDS?

WHAT DO THEY J & V GAIN FROM THEIR TOIL?

I DIDN'T LIKE BLOW JOB BUT SHE DID AND THAT WAS ONE OF THE REASONS.

[ZephonTLucifer]

Funny fact about these planes, working in the airforce has a perk. For those of you who do fly economy this will make your day - you have a 60 percent chance of surviving an actual plane crash in this model than a first class passenger. The wings are reinforced like a web and youre surrounded by double reinforced frames that give FC their level in addition to your own frames and baggage storage under you - first class literally have NOTHING but utter space and the ceiling protecting them

[mrflyfirstclass]

for first class the music has no what so ever relation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[javidecasa]

hideous music

[frantix22]

i started crying...and i will again cry once i'm sitting in eco

[MatiasVivas]

What a horrendous song.

[jhonnygpg1]

1:50 HSBC =D

[B2590]

This is what they flew in in "sex and the city 2"!!!!!

[zombiegirl47]

:'( I have to ride in stupid freaking regular stupid seats! These people are so lucky!!!!!! If I ever win the Lotto Max i am SO going in First Class for ALL my flights! I can't even believe the luxury these people get! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! If you imagine the regular little seats, and then compare them to these First Class seats, sitting on regular seats is like sitting on poo.

[saad416]

@zombiegirl47 Canada eh?

[lnflight]

Emirates is the best airliner in the world.......Thumbs up if you agree..

[yograjdeorukhkar]

Crap if you're travelling with family

[Sevii96]

everyone who's ever flown in emirates first class green thumb

[TheAbsta123]

I would love to be in first class!!! Nice video buddy!!!

[vrplf]

não vejo a hora de estar trabalhando aí !

[smallbot1]

lol yyou could wank in that thing!

[rumpwrestler]

@smallbot1 Yeh, wanking til you cannot walk a straight line!

[DUHMEDIAOFFICE]

@smallbot1 big time :)

[aramide1818]

wondering how much the ticket will cost??? looool

[kiereniskwl]

no wonder it cost so much!!

[xprincesssbeccax87]

omg the roof at the end WOW!!!! wish i was rich haha

[golddang]

@xprincesssbeccax87 you get that roof in economy as well. I only fly Emirates.They are head and shoulders above the rest.

[sophie15910]

3:39 wow.

[sophie15910]

nicccccceeee



[odemarkenson]

After a crash, everything turns into the same pile of ashes.

[sakemaki]

@odemarkenson

I like your thinking xD

[rumpwrestler]

@mohajwell Wouldn't that be great?!! Stoned for the entire trip...and meet up with a few rich Arabs....oh yeh!

[rumpwrestler]

@mohajwell At that price, they should at least hand out opium and a pipe!

[MeNext]

First Class on the A380 is better still !! Cannot wait to go on it again.

[sp2141]

can children sit in first class?

[mjrocksmiworld]

@sp2141 duh i always fly first class

[lookm8]

You are showing the samething over and over. Its really tacky looking. All the gold trimmings . The only nice thing about first class is you can stretch out, you don't queue for toilet, you haven't got to ask someone to move for you to get up.

[sumz96]

@jrhurt76 how can u think u can get away with saying such racist bulls**t....so u think that drinking till u throw up, watching porn because u cant get your satisfaction from your spouse or gambling till ur broke and miserable is the "right" way to live? great thinking..but if thats how u live your own life then i'm sorry, but i really pity you dude

[airbusisawesome]

Are you able to sleep in this? The best long haul I've ever flown was Thai's Premium Economy (which is AMAZING) and yet I still only slept 5 hours on an 18 hour flight (LAX-BKK). I wish I could sleep on planes. It would make fun experiences even funner.

[jrhurt76]

So does Emirates allow drinking on the plane or do they use the Muslim laws? The whole no drinking, no porn, no gambling shit is such nonsense...no wonder Muslim men resort to homosexual encounters with young boys...LOL

[rumpwrestler]

@jrhurt76 I agree with you....and how pleased I am to have Muslim men join me in bed! Hot and horny.... but not on airiplanes.....

[shardennefroider]

Most long haul flights you just want to be over - with this you'd want to move in!

[scotty1424]

Thats so crazy! hopefully one day



[Cassianobad]

air supplay e A340 tem coisa melhor?

[delboy7039]

Not even a lie flat bed..? You can get those on Air New Zealand Business..!! Not impressed, too chintzy for my liking..

[philipmah]

Wish I could travel in First Class just once in my life - what luxury!

[theequalizer2007]

Esta debe ser su primera vez. Un poco más y filma los baños del avión.

[loveherhotlegs]

this is a hotel...lol wow all this inside a tube with wings..lol

[camsw4]

i love this song by 'air supply'

[rumpwrestler]

@camsw4 Yes, it's a knock out tune.... just makes me want to dance and dance.....

[CJWJR]

Although it would be tempting to spend that kind of cash (if I had it) on this kind of luxury, I can think of several other things that I would much rather spend it on.

[laescorpiona17]

La cancion de Air Supply me encanta,el avion esta muy bonito pero se me hace un gasto innecesario habiendo cosas mas importantes en que se podria haber gastado ese dinero,como por ejemplo en darle comida a personas que si necesitan,por razones como esas es que este mundo esta como esta.

[Engage777]

Bu-bye.

[fabiodirk750]

por que no hay en todo el mundo asi por que no esta fly emirates en mexico fuck

[atc90atc90]

SO, have a nice flight??

[MTran0708]

this video made me want to go to sleep...

[hurricane1587]

Why pay just $1,124.50 for economy JFK to Dubai round trip, when you can go first class for only $17,234.50 round trip. -And these are season low rates for March 2011!!

[crankylifter]

If I had the choice of sitting in first class and having to listen to Air Supply for the duration of my flight . . . or economy . . . I'd flush myself down the fuckin' toilet.

[vangard213]

@crankylifter RFLMAO !!!!!

[cesaralexis73]

@crankylifter hahaha! the funniest comment! and you're right, too. that stupid music would make me hit my head against one of them walls...

[bcmalreadythere]

@crankylifter - The toilets are first class too! Enjoy your trip!

[mewantspocky]

Nice. Amsterdam > Seoul = EUR15k and going back is EUR5k. Wth .. In first class. Who actually sits here?

[mewantspocky]

As long as I can have a diet coke, im fine on a plane.

[quest250]

i hate first class..i cant ever enjoy it, after 30 minutes i fall asleep because of the chair. after my dad pays 11000 i come here and see what i missed. lol

[nasimprince123]

went there soooooooooooooo sick when u go 2 sleep all the tiny lights com on it looks like lodes of stars

[Libyan4Life94]

nothing like ma private jet

[gonzalito68]

ufffff cuanto lujo, how many fly in this class? is very nice the sky into air plane

[gonzalito68]

ufffff cuanto lujo, how many fly in this class? is very nice the sky into air plane

[hockeyplayer12321]

dear santa...

[palikariatl]

@jasondmcneill Oh get over your envy of those who actually work and earn money, you peasanty! I'm sure your one of those socialists peasants who refuses to work more than 40 hrs per week, who wants to just go home chug beer and lie on the couch watching TV, and complains about others having more, as you lay on your butt!

[ps2ps11]

thats the best airlin ever lol

[thestig747]

Honestly, I would rather business class in a way, can't believe I'm saying this. It is over the top in a way, the seats aren't that bigger than business, you still have a mini bar, you still have lounge access and access to the bar, pretty much the same food, goes down fully flat like first. It may not be as private but for how much less it costs it is worth it. By the way I am talking bout the a380

[jaymax9560]

@thestig747 Thats what i thought too... But i was lucky enough to get upgraded on my way back from Dubai and first class suites are in a separate league. that screen thing on the side is awesome to work with. the massage feature is to die for and the Dom pregnon isn't there in the business, Not to forget much bigger TV and the best pair of noise canceling headsets in the world.

[jaymax9560]

i meant the touch remote is fun to work with

[thestig747]

@jaymax9560 Well, man you are soo lucky, I would give anything to get upgraded on my flight from auckland to sydney on the a380 next monday, I'm still stuck in cattle class with all the farting, crying, fat animals :(

How did you get upgraded PLZ help!!!!!!(OR ELSE I MAY DIE OF SHOCK WHEN I SMELL THE FARTS AND HEAR THE CRYING!!!!!!)

[jaymax9560]

@thestig747 they never upgrade you two classes up. i got upgraded from economy to business. it happened when i was about to board the flight a light went off. the lady told me i had been upgraded to business because the flight was overbooked. they also upgraded people from business to first class. the guy i was sitting next too his colleague had been upgraded to first and they were suppose to work on a presentation so we swapped seats.

[jaymax9560]

@jaymax9560 that happens once in a million years. best 22nd birthday i could hope for. It was the 777-300er not the A340-500

[lopalz11]

@jaymax9560 You mean the check-in agents had to do with your upgrade or your Travel Agent..?It could be very helpful..I can try it

[thestig747]

@jaymax9560 Sorry, I was meaning getting upgraded to business class, not first, on the way to auckland I had no luck, I am flying back on the 20th so I will try then. BTW, I have been upgraded up by 2 classes, when I was flying V australia, but that was just lucky (I think the travel agent had something to do with it cause we got upgraded both ways :P) I just wanna know how to do it with emirates, THANKS :)

[jaymax9560]

@thestig747 your agent can put a recommendation for you to be upgraded. they normally use it for friends and family. Also helps if you have their frequent flyer or a more expensive category ticket.

[lopalz11]

@jaymax9560 Emirates is very strict when it come to free upgrades unless they request you to bump due to overbooking.They dont mind flying business or first class empty.

[Rachie087]

@thestig747 well ur just lovely aren't u... u deserve to be in economy

[1982FMJ]

just sit down

[scvs2]

I had the choice to fly Emirates first class, but chosen to stick with economy... reason? The gold trims made me uncomfortable. It's just too much, everywhere you look it's there.

[kierandempsey1]

I flew on 1st class to Dubai in one of these suits, but when turbulence hit... boy are they bad.. In normal economy you can just grab your laptop or whatever but in my suit it was like a damn earthquake!

[habborafa]

my ass is going to be there i suere

[AhmedAbdalla7]

Simply exquisite!

[EAZYmuthaphkkinE]

i got more money to buy the company of this planes.

[salemcripple]

it's sickening what some people get for their money. While others like us "low" class people pay proportionately much more (proportional to our income), and we get crammed in there like sardines, with horrible service.

[DanielR305]

@salemcripple it seems emirates have greatly improved leg room and more room waist wise too compared to some airlines but to be fair you get what pay for with emirates don't u think? personally myself I do think costs of business class and first class is a bit on the excessive side but look what u get for your though compared to other rival airlines. with emirates u get nicely presented food and not overcooked dry food that you wouldn't feed your pet with let alone us eat it lol

[streetsound04]

isso é coisa de fura fronha



[JunkComa]

somehow it looks tacky and tasteless..

[Jasonxx420xx]

Thats a dream

[batterygrunt]

Id get bust crankin one off to a porn. Yet theres always a towel head near by to wipe off on....Yes im stupid American and love it Fah lalalalalallaalalalalaaaa

[bryan51801]

What isthe name of the song

[aftabkhan812]

@bryan51801

'im all out of love' by air supply

[Scorpion1054]

Nice, like the lights on the ceiling that replicate stars.

[apatzin30]

Pinches Arabes hijos de la Pinga,,,Ke billetal tienen,....Estan podridos en Petroleo.Pero los bamos a dejar Secos,Poder Norte americano.

[MrMouns63]

@apatzin30 Idiota, a quien van a dejar secos? Seco de petroleo van a quedar, hundidos en la crisis como estan pobres yankees ineptos. Mira en que clase de aviones viajamos, y tu sigues buscando un asiento en economy de american airlines, patetico, comprate una vida.

[apatzin30]

@MrMouns63 me boi a comprar la de tu madre ..jajajaja bueno de que me serbiria si ya esta mas vieja que tus calzones.pinche comunista de mierda.saludame a tu familia En especial a tu hemanita.

[MrMouns63]

@apatzin30 comprate una vida, puta barata que se la juega de yankee cuando tratan a los de tu especie como mierda, no te da verguenza, obvio que no, sos un vendido culo roto. Y me olvide, tu mama debe ser una latina bien pero bien putita, haber parido una rata como vos. Tu hermana seguro que vende su colita po unos verdes pff jaja sin rumbo perdido hijo de cuatro mil putas.

[nazirdjon]

forget it just give me a full stretch tiny bad. no class will beat it ;))

[hearts76100]

MASSIVE COCK!!!

[BombJapan]

When you're flying Emirates, forget about booking 1A, that seat's reserved for Osama bin Laden. The only good thing about flying Emirates is it probably won't be hijacked since it's the terrorist airline of choice when they aren't on jihad

[drnoob79]

@BombJapan What are you a stupid brainless and brain dead supreme American? God help you

[TheMrdanjames]

Really really tacky

[53rv3d]

its like 10-12 grand



[cjellwood]

wtf is those at 2:35? Wanking creams?

[AndrewRice20]

@cjellwood probably, seems pretty private in there.

I would

[stephencarlmurphy1]

STEPHEN CARL MURPHY

[andrerieu100]

i fly first class all the time its good at first then it is just boring

[drnoob79]

@andrerieu100 Most people would argue but my dad flies business and first class everytime he flies and he says it is great at first but them gets boring.

[andrerieu100]

it is not as cool as my dads jet it has a queen bed

[braziliaghtchig]

I finally fly by Emirates Airlines, Economic Class, but all of us came at the same place in the same time. Direct flight almost fifteen hours. My God. Cool!!!

[itachibomb]

Gold Trim! So cool hope I can be in that seat or the pilots seat one day

[32UnitedIreland]

it looks like my toilet

[mosilhy]

FUCKEN RICH PPL :p



[kevguy405]

1:11

Allo? Mai terben es derty. Athank you

[lauriersroses333]

the best thing with emirates is :even the economy class has good service, ur own screen on the seat,and comfortable :) i like emirates airlines

[afridi10]

this song remind me butters from southpark.loll from the raisen episode.lolll

[thebadarkhan]

great 

[sunatnatas]

there are only seven first class seats on a a380

[lauriersroses333]

@sunatnatas no,there is 12 -16

[gurlx2]

someday...

[xxfactorfan]

This has got to be done once in your life time so I've booked for January heading off to NZ so watch out for more postings on first class!

[Blackarrow8918]

amazing

[ViperLoverU]

Best Airline in the WORLD! :o

[Scandinavian92]

Lol I prefer European ones.

[felicity091]

how much does is cost

[TrikePandolfi]

what is the name of the song and who sings it? grateful

[umarjamshed]

@TrikePandolfi Air Supply - All out of love

[flyewr1907]

this is cool i wanna fly lol

[jagsx5]

is fantastic!!!!! I liked!!!! i want to travel in ths ai line!!!!

[lovebiebs1]

not in a cocky way.. but my dad owns 34% of mark zuckerberg's facebook. We fly first class whenever we fly, and it isn't as good as it looks.. you are crammed into a very small place for usually quite a bit of time. It also isn't very convenient if you are traveling with someone as the 'cubicals' are in vertical rows with isles inbetween every row meaning you have to talk to your company 'across the hall' hahaha but it is deffinately worth your money :) sorry for my bad speech im from Dubai (:

[graidstin]

@lovebiebs1 umm dude you think first class seats are cramped you should try flying for 12 hours to China in a Coach seat with terrible food, less than a foot of leg room, a tiny seat designed for midgets, being less than an inch away from a total stranger, oh and of course you have to manage to put all your luggage in a tiny space along with two other people's bags. Trust me, first class isn't too bad.

[rabadooda]

@lovebiebs1 please send me just a small amount of cash in the post :) I'm trying to pay my way through university and have worked hard all my life...I promise it would be money well spent. I would use it wisely...srsly!

[alex080297]

with the money it cost you can just go to a hotel..

[RTFishall]

Can't helping thinking that the raghead in the video would look more at home on the back of a camel.

[malton89]

@RTFishall broo dats so racist ...grow upp b

[jinny881]

all of you who have put down emirates are so sad..... and mecamoon, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself mate.

[Ebsteins31653]

A drinks' container that opens and closes at the push of a button (oh, a gold coloured button at that)...absolute nonsense. You know, some people are so easily pleased that I personally find it worrying! What a vulgar plane!

[Ebsteins31653]

Looks like the interior of a cheap dentist! If you were to stick a label on a dog pooh, a label that says 'First Class' dog pooh, someone will buy it! It is so full of plastic and veneer, that I felt increasingly nauseous...a Suite...nope...never again!

[Xamydumasfan4everX]

air titanic.

[HazeAlq]

ive been in one, and its not as good as it looks like

[Haringamag]

the leather seats and stuff r really nice but the thing is the suite is a bit crowded.....i mean everythin u need is there but all of it is jammed into a small space :(

[powersphincter]

Fake gold trim everywhere. I'd lose my hard on.

[aelex33]

i feel like crying becuz we get coach while fancy people get first class and some people get buisness

[chimptest]

Wow, those first class seats look like coffins. This could make it very convient for the rescue workes when one of these babies goes down..

[superspazz123]

@chimptest doors have to be open during taxi, take-off, and landing.

[chimptest]

Wow, those first class seats look like coffins. This could make it very convient for the rescue workes when one of these babies goes down..

[sweetXrorolovesjb]

@chimptest lucky you

i have school after ramadan and eid :(

[AyahGweli]

yes! ma dad is guna take me on this right after ramadan = )

[nielandm13]

this makes you angry if you think about how many people could fit without all of the wasted junk...

[Cruella101DeVil]

@nielandm13 totally agree

[eddy123eddy123eddy]

I must try to fly emirates from now on, british airways first class seems like economy after this video.

[anuratjuh]

@eddy123eddy123eddy SOOOO true

[seatgurus]

those 14 hour non stop flight from new york to dubai would be so much frikking fun on these suites!!

[rajivkrishnatr]

this plane must be VERY heavy!

[anuratjuh]

@rajivkrishnatr lmao

[PilotGleb]

Do you mean Airbus-a380-800???

[davidkarji11]

very nice