Resident on eBay

[Brulluhman]

Ok.. with inflation 0,80 $ cents.

[atfatw]

very pretty, cute even with a grey sweater

[Brulluhman]

That's 50K x 12 = 600.000 $ a year. I bid 1 euro.

[sosaj64]

damn she's sexy. I was actually listening b/c she's actually got brains too, and how often do those two come together.  I wonder what happened with that challenge.

[11essexboi11]

show a lil clevage in your future videos becasue noones listening :)

[maajaimi]

blablablaaaa

[rightsteering]

the wall and the girl... wondeful nothing...

[kindom2009]

BLAH BLAH BLAH we want boobs!!

[BorderGuards]

Speech Impediment

[BorderGuards]

Well thats funny sponsor.html is non existent. What the hell is your problem? If you want sponsors then why is the page not there?

[BorderGuards]

Y.A.A.H.F.!!!

[RAULM86]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

[thecosmos003]

Your show is not worth a nickel you dumb bitch...

[revilor]

How about no make up next video...I dare you.

[justincider75]

i dont like this chick...why cant she just talk normal instead of like a reporter?

[GenMock]

I love Ebay, it's the best place to sell stolen body armor/sapi plates online.

[lazergabo]

lori can i have your msn? u are soo hot.. fuk,

[cr500singletrackaf]

I feel sorry for the husband.Fuck she's annoying.

[shakimaro]

lucky you don't have to put up with her. her husband (if she has one) obviously doesnt' care. he can't just go to a different vid and get rid of her so he's fucked. but your a total dumbass for bitching about something you can remove from your sight in like 2 seconds. lol . you're fucking stupid.

[mechanicalguy]

You should get a real job, resident.

[newtonbm]

Needs a little work.

[sezchwarn]

Can't you read? All we want is to see you naked. Henceforth derives your worth...

[CT27NX]

here here!

[Juniorain]

Nice numbers, upload a porn video and you're gonna have that one season statistic in just one day.

[25Maz25]

do you think she'd ever do that? You have rocks in your head if you truly do. She is far good to degrade herself in that way- no one should be degraded for 'a guy who can't get a real woman's' satisfaction!

[Lucky13films]

omg i've been viewing alot of your vids and they are all amazing.. and then i read the comments and notice you get a lot of hate. I guess there are just so few people in the world that want to deal with the fact that A: women are smart B: we're not all sluts C: there needs to be change. People see someone like you doing good and wanting to improve the world and they back off. Its too scary for them and looks like too much work, since they are so comfy in their own go with the flow life style.

[Homeworkboy2]

yer a desparate dum fuck, your not gonna get laided lolz

[shadewon]

I got an advertising idea for you. Take your fucking shirt off!

[backuhra]

And what are you going to see? Boobs. -__- Then what?

[mcnivvitz]

i love your hair, by the way :)

[jashickey]

Hey, damn fine point... hahaha, No I'm not a lawyer by the way(as hard as it is to believe). I would take the paycheck to help with the bills though, if you know any people looking for a vocabulary assistant, I'll be right here.

[chaoskuun]

me.. no.. speaky.. your language.......

[daredevil501]

i want to hump you like a horny dog

[rushkagon]

She is everything i HATE about America. sponsorships, endorsements, manipulation and lies fucking lies all lies!!!

She is a reptile who works for the CFR, trust me she is destroying YouTube.

I see right through her. she's nothing!

[robi2000]

rush, i find myself agreeing with you.

[qutiiiee3]

lolz wow thats a lot of hate huh

[rushkagon]

I dont really hate her. I just smell something bad about her thats all. If i met her on the street i would probably buy her a coffee and talk philosophy etc.

Its easy to post diatribes about complete strangers here but up close and personal people are mostly decent.

She's a cool chick but i'm wary of her media campaign. Like most things in America, not all that glitters is gold!

[scudsy2]

Not all people online are cool,just look at yourself resident!You care too much about things that don't affect you!!But i keep watching cos you have a pretty face.

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[daredevil501]

you have WAY to much time on your hands.

[indymunda]

id buy her worn panties ! she is a horny looking gyal

[hightideandgreengras]

You are a prostitute. Auction off your used panties or go sell drugs like real people.

[EVHSlightReturn]

NOBODY cares because you aren't offering anything of substance... the majority of people clicking through youtube aren't spending any money anyway and they sure ain't paying attention to any advertising on this venue so get real. Advertising is always all hype with limited results the great majority of the time. Time to get a real job smiling plastic banana!

[rafay321]

Nice idea.

[aprz261]

Sex sells, she could sell me ice cube in north pole, who is that lucky guy who gets to fuck her, but the thing is she may not be good in bed

[toneman469]

Aprz261: that's so crude. (I'd like to fuck her too!) ha ha ha

She's pretty damn cute

[Lalo3001]

Do we get to fuck her as well? Sponsorship wouldn't be complete if you didn't take up residency inside the Resident (LOL)!!!!

[joepar92]

are u serious? posting an add on you tube are u stupid?thats not what you tube is for

[goonSQUAD310]

YOUR HOT!

[calsonicSTi]

Shes German or something like that I think.

[Chris862143]

Why don't you go get a real job!!! You could be a hot stripper!

[HazeyJane7]

I think i would listen to her more if her boobs werent so lovely

[allteal]

can i get some of you? your hot.

[roeder181]

kudos to the idea, that's effin genius.

are you alone, or do you have a lighting/video mixing team? this isn't lonelygirl_2.0 is it? lol j/k

[1angryartist]

Everything ALWAYS boils down to money...every time.

[periwest]

So she prostitutes herself and then decries anyone elses freedom to choose their own lives.

Just one more internet whore.

[Spnaz]

I guess you are in it for the money. Shouldn't the government sponsor you, regardless of the price, to ensure your freedom of speech? Total sham, like Eric Bischoff's book "contoversy creates cash" after watching this vid, I believe it more than ever. Way to push buttons for your own monetary compensation.

[farhmoha]

Wow what a deal I get her for three months! Its worth it. Too bad I can't afford it. wonder if she charges by the hour?

[docinho71]

Being an educated person annoy a lot loses in this world...SHAME ...

[besneatte]

^^^^ is that supposed to make sense?

[docinho71]

wtf...???Not to you cos you are not educated...

[besneatte]

I LOVE the resident! I was talking about your comment, and I quote:

Being an educated person annoy a lot loses in this world...SHAME

It's not even a sentence.

Before you make comments about people being uneducated, perhaps you should SPELL CHECK!

cos?? Nice usage of the English language Einstein.

[besneatte]

^^^^ is that supposed to make sense?

[strangetribe]

I dont find her the least bit annoying and I am a highly cynical person.. I find her show amusing and informative in a very creative, fresh way..Keep up the good work ,I love it

[dietrichian]

Agreed

[humptiness]

fail

[dasenuff]

only one bid...shame.

[Bak3dB3an]

damn, you look like you need some sleep the res lol

[neotheone999]

is it me or she annoying?..she is the pretty girl you meet in a bar/club etc. and as soon as they open their mouth its ruined..a know it all woman...

[TiensFury]

I'd hit it.

With a hammer.

[badboyflavour]

shes mui caliente ^^

[1ncorporated]

It amazes me that one can get so far for just being good looking. This is a sorry attempt to get as much money as possible for the least amount of effort. GO YOU TUBE!

[HoMeJaCk9]

In a true internet fasion take your top off for the top bidder. The internet was made for porn so if you want to do things in an internet fasion take your fucking top off.

[ParisHOnVics]

Wow, what a total bargain for a BUZZWORTHY internet presence!

[NuksuiArt]

Is it normal to want to punch her in the face?

[TheProdigy87]

yeah...as normal as i wanna cum in her face :)

hahahahahaa

[MISTAFIEDONEEIGHTSEV]

¥T

[errtime123]

She looks like she gives good domes

[indymunda]

RON JEREMY fancies R ......

[HAXDproductions]

MILF ALERT

[LemonsNeedHelp]

Resident, you're awesome. However, you said "...company that can go this far OUT OF THE BOX..." which is a phrase you distinctly advised us to avoid.

Just telling you so you don't get a barrage of people screaming, "hypocrite" or something.

Keep it up!

[ToxicSaturdayNights]

yea we don't wanna break the the barrage of people screaming about her boobies.

[ToxicSaturdayNights]

"UPDATE: We decided to break up the sponsorship because we got a lot of smaller companies with better causes that were interested, and we want to promote them in any way we can! "

ROFL!!!no bids!

[anusornsan]

last i saw she got a 15,000 bid.

[anusornsan]

last i saw she had a $15,000 bid

[indymunda]

how can anyone hate such a beauty with brains ? we just lurvee her in the UK

[makdad210]

wow ... its just some girl talkin about whatever she feels like.. awful lot of drama over that. for the people who feel that we only listen to her cuz shes cute, you may be ryt. but thats the way the world works so get used to it. but in the meantime stop hating on her, there are much stupider things on youtube

[psumh]

Exactly, Like your last sentence. "stupider", is not a word. But you're right though, there are much more dumb things on youtube.

[GungHoEastSkiers]

The only reason people pretend to give a shit about what you say is because you look good. Look at some of the perverts commenting here... P.S. I hate you.

[zenbeer]

The winning bidder backed out, eh? Don't be embarrassed, you can confide in us. :)

[27samiam27]

she should wear a mask or something. if you're going to sit there with makeup on looking gorgeous, you're obviously going to get a shallow and uninterested audience who watch with no relation to her views.

[ToxicSaturdayNights]

Incorrect, if you're going to say shallow and uninteresting things you will get a bored and uninterested audience.

[ImBackFool]

cute

[0059p666]

will you marrie me?

[thenemrel]

Wouldn't it be funny if some porn website bought the sponsorship - maybe 2girls, 1 cup?

[robjimmyc]

omg you are so beautiful =D

[indymunda]

is she a P.T. or a clever marketing girl ? or BOTH

[indymunda]

does anyone know if THE R. gorgeous as she may be ! HAVE A BOY FRIEND ? who fucks the shit out of her while laughing at the testosterone bull , donkey , postings sent trying to get her kickners OFF - she is some horny COW who uses global intellect media to get herself AROUSED DURING THE DAY before fucking off to a party / evening out ! THE R. IS SOME SEXUAL EROTIC COW that loves world attention ?

[luckpunchr]

Who the fuck plays drums on your videos? They are retarded.

Oh, I'd like to pin you against that wall and screw the hell out of ya too.

[sonnyjandu]

You're a fuckin' moron dude.

You must not have a girlfriend if you're droppin' those types of lines....hahahaah

[NorProductions]

im kinda sorry for theresident cause most of ppl who watch her are just guys who like to see how she looks and not what she talks...

oh well just my opinion.

[superbadassweetdaddy]

I would pay more attebtion is she was naked. What did she say?

[TheDarkBunnyz]

ur hotttt can i suck your tits?

[mrjugger]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop talking

[timbosforporn]

I said this once and I'll say it again.  I wish I had a girlfriend like theresident because she is bright and hot (can't spell beautiful).

[indymunda]

anyone out there on computer , cyber invasive graphics who could modulate this clip to show her naked , with her tits showing ?

at least its a try , im sure we are all curious to have a peep and chip in some cash for anyone who could use their computer / imagination skills - Im fed up with just dreaming about her , NEED SOME ACTION

[trier4952]

geeez enough with her tits fellas...there aint no way shes gonna show them to losers like us LOL. undress her with your eyes and jerkoff like normal, cause thats all you are getting.

[JWTaphouse]

I'll sponsor your tits in my face.

[dowling1981]

Get your tits out love

[tt0the]

I got 10 bucks for ya

[brianmartinez6690]

you look like you have bad temper

[indymunda]

pink , white , black tops wtf ! WE THINK YOUR A GORGEOUS SEXY GIRL - from your UK FAN soccer club , keep going BIG. R. until eternity

[FerRoXa]

13,829 subscribers x $2 = $27,658

[flyfisherX]

FerRoXa: What are these numbers? Where did you get them from? Unfamiliar.

[FerRoXa]

The resident subscribers last time I check. Two dollars is two trips to the candy machine, a tea, ...

[TomChair]

What did it end up going for?

[Blindexx]

You guys are pathetic, this show is for people who want to get educated on current events not for ignorant trash with nothing better to do than spew filth from their fuck ugly faces.

[ronpaul2016]

Shut the fuck up, you miserable piece of shit. EVERYONE is entitled to their own opinion, regardless of the fact that you approve or don't.

As far as I'm concerned, you are a child molester trolling for future victims on youtube. Go fuck off, Chester.

[Blindexx]

Ok ronpaul its not an opinion its called harassment I know that because of 4+ generations of inbreeding in your family its hard for you to comprehend the difference but there is one, so go fuck yourself and then your wife/sister.

[ronpaul2016]

The only opinion that seems to matter is your own and what children under 10 you want to stick your dick into.

You're a sick individual. Seek help. Calling me an "inbred" won't help. Putting a .45 into your mouth and blowing your brains out the back of your head would do very good.

[Blindexx]

Calling you an inbred is the least I can do to comment on your manners/intellect, you are the one who needs help because to me it sounds like you think it is ok to randomly harass women on the internet with such vulgar sexual words. Oh and by the way don't confuse your hobbies with my own, unlike you I have no wish to fuck my 10 year old brother.

[ronpaul2016]

I assure you that I am certainly more educated than yourself.

You apparently like to stick your nose into places it doesn't belong. Your brothers asshole is one of those places.

Seek help you disgusting piece of shit.

[Blindexx]

How are you assuring me that you are more educated when all your comebacks are essentially "I know you are but what am I", its time for me to be the bigger man (being that you are 12) and say sorry that you father abuses you but you shouldn't like it so much either. You need to seek help, and from a professional, not from your dad.

[ronpaul2016]

You're a fag.

[evilf4t4l]

NAIS

[guyinrichmond007]

Hope the only bid is a non paying member! ha

[RBejerano]

Will the sponsorship include a long wet blowjob?

If included, $15K is a good price.

If not, won't pay more than $1K.

feel free to e-mail me !

[Jakrahal]

Down with the internet generation? Cool people online? WTF are you talking about, just bend over so I could give it to you doggy-style..

[whitetigr]

you're hot. please blow me now.

[dhprince]

I'd embrace the grassroots nature of her sweet lips wrapped around my manhood anytime.

[Revelation181]

I hope her show is more entertaining than this clip was...

Cute gal, though.

[solid102]

Incall or Outcall?

[indicaz115]

LOL when i read this i bust a gut.... thats exactly what i was thinking....

[ocelot6]

Bahahaha the sale fell through you Jordanian devil.

[magicpet]

not a bad idea. I bought a vacuum cleaner on Ebay... why not sponsorship?

[OTKP]

you lost me at "Antithesis" LOL

[etidd88]

she's an ornery b*tch.

[partypeoplediedie]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAME SO HARD

[juicr500]

Hey, congrats on the auction.

Too bad that the listing and final value fees will be close to $250.

I hope Paypal(if you get paid that way) doesn't add any more.

[HotpumpkinPie]

No one wants to sponsor you because you FUCKEN SUCK! How about you deep throat my cock on cam? I bet you'll get some sponsors then. Until them continue sucking ass and shut the fuck up already god damn. Bargin you say? You're tits are a bargin if anything how much they cost ya?

[sfsmaus]

Well, with about 5 hours left and one bid for $15K, I hope it works out for you, Lori. Good Luck.

[dinkwinkerson]

SHE'S FOR SALE. Which means she's a prostitute. Question is,who wants to be associated with her and what does that say about their proudct?

[mikehondembroke]

For the amount of subscriptions you have I honestly don't see any company paying you to advertise for them.

[lamenews]

you've definitely got some assets,

i believe me and my firm could get behind you.

[dhprince]

I'd get behind her all right...and embrace the grassroots nature of her assets.

[ronpaul2016]

It would be better if she shaved her grassroots, wouldn't it?

[tulachkon]

You know what the bad side of the bid is? What are you gonna do if the winner of the bid is a company you don't want to advertise for? i've noticed you have pretty high moral standards, and then according to ebay regulations you HAVE to provide what you offered to the winner of the bid.

[hobbles11]

V true tulachkon, the whole problem with today's 'dirty media' is that its beholden to corporate sponsorship (as well as government's) which severely limits its independence. Now the Resident wants to do the same?

[tulachkon]

True, but then again it's a cultural thing, and we "could" give up consuminsm, but nowadays even speaking of such things is a crime against economy (aka. govements and getting our ass*s kicked) my guess now is just flow with it (not accepting it but seeing it from another perspective) wich in this case is "Lori's got to eat, pay her rent, etc." if she succeds, people like you and me who will not provide to her can keep on enyoing her work for free.

PS. Excuse my english.

[BootchMagoo]

I'm sure it's been said and I know its crude... For $15,000 I'd expect a weekend escort type date all included! =)

[Tk421F]

I think u need to rethink your facial expressions

[32Xperience]

in a hundred years anyone reading this will be dust. fasinating that we wake up into this vast and mezmerizing universe, then walla! lights out, unconcious for ever. wierd to say the least

[hobbles11]

sell out

[justmks]

Your term "Sponsorship video" is a euphemism for spam.

[ShiekUrBooty]

Ad agencies evil? How, when, where, what? name the day...what are your facts?

[theresident]

Oct 2001 - Sept 2007. Name one. I was there. :)

[ShiekUrBooty]

rodger that, and thanks!

Don't let the noobs get you down with the face comments, the wife and I think you possess a very distinguished and animated personallity and that you are a pretty lady.

[smithintexas]

I'm wondering...are you getting too big for your britches? Are we changing gears from social commentary to making more money? I don't hold it against you, everyone of our stinking politicians do the same. Dollars trump principle. Please tell me I'm wrong.

Thank you.

[ShiekUrBooty]

Dollars don't "trump" principle and I don't think the "resident" is wrong in seeking additional support.

[theresident]

Thanks Shiek! As I said before, videos don't grow on trees. Video cameras don't hold themselves up in NYC - gotta hire camera people and such. :)

[ShiekUrBooty]

Rodger that! I appreciate your efforts and thanks for letting me hang out :0)

[rpVerlaine]

i really hope it happens 4 u.

good luck

rp

[theresident]

Thanks so much!

[Eagle776]

resident lady, if you are now all about the money, could you do a couple videos where you dress in out fits like the obama girl lady.

Thanks

[theresident]

Hahaha. Videos don't grow on tress! The money will go to production costs, not wardrobe. :)

[timbosforporn]

buy a damn car!

[SothisAmon]

fuck man i swear to god, that video is like the sensory equivalent to a truck load of diazpam. I hate your little hidden agendas "we're just covering the clinton conference... its cool, were down with the cool cats; you" fuck that hillary clinton i can see shes a monster from across the pond, why dont you cover some one other then punch and judy and do ron paul or something "out there" off the mainstream; of credit, not covertly push your agenda's.

[70543]

is this a joke it must be anyhow she is cute

[alanpetersen]

woo hoo! I see someone bid!

[theresident]

Yep! I'm so happy because the new season is really great.Having a sponsor will make it even better! Better editing! Woohoo!

[hobbles11]

thanks for selling out

[theresident]

Just trying to pay rent and eat my friend while still making the show that a lot of people want to watch. If you don't, then don't. Selling out would be getting another job in advertising, haha.

[ShiekUrBooty]

Hahaha.

[hobbles11]

In a way this is even worse than getting a job in advertising. You're providing legitimacy and moral credibility to any company with a fistful of dollars. Why not seek funding from donations, NGO's, grants etc? Why do you have to work for 'the man'!?

[timbosforporn]

Did you say "eat your friend"? or did you mean just trying to pay rent and eat, my friend. There is a big difference between those two sentences. One says you are a lesbian they other says you are trying to digest nurishment.

[soldiermedic335]

It's pathetic that I put my ass on the line for people like you and your sorry ass followers. Is your last name bush?

[St4yTru3]

seriously...

[gizmo2084]

Halliburton!

[phrozensolid1]

Sellout.