Ask Asians

[Victorvanbaron]

No asians in the olympics? en.wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/China_at_the_Olympics­#Medals_by_Summer_Games

100 medals, umad?

[butterilove1]

@misstorri10 Its not racist 

[TheSuperlang]

yugioh kicks?

[MrChingaYou]

Asians are a different beast sort of speak... So I I would also be asking myself questions about Asians if I was this guy.. However I'm not, I'm more open minded and self aware and I know all about Asians , matter of fact my fiancé is Asian but I would have never thought she was going to come in my life this way.. Anywho Asian are just another race, and china is just another region, everyone has their point of view.. But ofcourse .. I am Mexican , my name gives away- Spanish word/English you do

[LindaONYT]

I wonder how the heck did thimothy delaghetto managed to hook up with a black chick, I wonder if his parents know about it! lmao.

[aw3som3n3ss512]

Hahaha, that was funny. :) I love my Asian friends

[xbbzinhaainglesax]

Y'all

[nate87781]

Zg

[nate87781]

Rez,zssults wxvn* k bt

[oreofudgee]

I'm Asian and I find this funny haha. But dude not all Asians are short. Lol:)

[iLeGenDzZz]

read the tags eh oh el

[yeiseulsayshi]

I'm proud to be asian<3

[ObSceneKidTony]

people say we r short -_-  idk where they be seein that , im taller than alot of spanish , blacks , whites etc m u can fuxkin run bro

[Abondanation]

yu gi oh kicks lol

[omaraligaming]

LOOL the tags, read them :D

[AznsinDaHouse]

Rice... i put that shit on everything

[CVstix]

I take this video as a compliment...

[symoneb123]

laughed the whole time !!!



[XiRainbowzX]

lol he gave me a shout out. :D !

[cap2gether4ever]

hahaha... funny!! but one thing... we don't always eat rice with everything... well at least not me... hahah

[yeijie456]

LOL. Yal niggas are so funny.

[Lkizser]

its called taekwondo =))))

lols =))

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

Asians for the win!

[zenxable]

u have a rlly big forehead!!!!!

[mysteryvamp1]

Yugi-oh kick lol! I love the music he was playing

[anj1819]

the music playingg had me dyin tho lol

[anj1819]

the music playingggg had me dyin tho lol

[hensien31]

Wow some of these guy on the comments need to take a cup of tea and do some tai chi! Shiit chill the fuck out and enjoy the damn video! It's just a joke! I'm Asian and this is the shit! This is like all of my racist Asian joke put into one times 30! C'mon you gotta admit- "rice kool-aid" that's funny shit

[Chenify1]

YES. Dumb asian braahs

[PoLOEYEZ]

SHOUT OUT TO THE DUMB ASIAN BROTHERS!!!HAHAHA

DROP OUT IN 10 GRADE

STUCK IN THE STREETS

BUT STILL GOT PAID..

DEEP FIFTH RECORDS

[sju2012]

"How do y'all vanish?" LMBO!

[Cakeo144]

55555 ta lok jung!!!

[mysticgatherings]

WHAT A DUMB ASS VIDEO. Why not make a damn video about why don't black kids fucking study harder and get the answer right! This is some ignorant shit setting black folks back 50 years. Its racist too.

[sju2012]

@mysticgatherings it's just for laughs. Not meant ot be taken seriously.

[matinez234]

THATS THAT MORTAL KOMBAT SHIT

[Unleashed90876]

...yu gi oh kicks

[livefearlesley]

still waiting on a video titled "benefits of Asian women." please and thank you!

[nebakanezer47]

I'm LAO represent! LB haha guy is awesome hahahah

[jualkyn]

lolol >< I find it sad that I am asian but I suck shit at math and am poor as fuck ....

[reviseyourdemise]

@jualkyn sounds like me hahaha

[bitsnbytes1000]

i dont know if to take this vid literally or not but im asian, and ive never even had a blk dude in ANY math class during HS full of blks, even at the general level... i guess thats why my car stereo always went missing during those hours... and yo yo yo isnt all jamacan food served up with rice? smh

[moonieduh]

he look like bei major at times and j cole at times... Hell of a combo

[KyMoney5]

this dude looks like Javale McGee haha

[xbl101]

omg im still in stiches dude fucking hilarious

[reviseyourdemise]

i'm asian and find this funny xD

[azam987654321]

@reviseyourdemise well done

[BlazedOutKing818]

He looks moire like Bei Maejor and I know a stupid asian in my class.-

[CjayyNSC]

Oh and for your Mac. Replace your Hard Drive with a Solid State Drive and upgrade your RAM (Memory) ^^

[CjayyNSC]

1: Our parents beat the math into us. (Literally)

2: Driving... In the crowded Asian roads you gotta be creative to make new routes.

3: We run fast, to avoid getting beat from our parents.

4: Rice - It goes with everything!

5: Peace sign. A subliminal message of victory. (Of us slowly taking over the world)

6: After Bruce Lee's death his spirit/fighting skills dispersed to every Asian.

7: There's actually 20 kicks to the face. The naked eye can only see two.

[sephyiroth]

@CjayyNSC FUCKING DYING..

[footballaholic123]

@CjayyNSC best comment ever! looooool :D

[boringamer]

LOOOL yu-gi-oh kicks

[VitriolicGamer]

@squarecnix you're so condescending, its almost disgusting

[mfdotbmoore]

Who the fuck kicks in faces lmao

[jayman81424]

tokyo drifting mothafuckers ROTFL

[KaliKali143]

Hope asians don't get mad and delete the whole internet..lmaooo

[mnloser]

I'm Asian and I don't know how to do Karate . If you know how, please at least show a video.

I don't find this video offended at all. I understand from other race point of view. Asian Parents are strict because they are just worry about their child. Some Asian are not good in school, so it's not all Asian. Thanks for making this video.

[crazyspaz247]

just tried kicking twice with both feet: didn't work out.

[Dizziedee18]

OmG this shit if funny as Hell why did she say, a black or mexican person try to fight an asian and the next thing you know theres a restaurant on your streets cuz they're taking over LMAO.

[blackhairties]

lols, well then, i have no idea what happened to me...

[ReassuringSmile]

I'm a twinkie and my gf is an oreo... LMAo isnt that funny

[asnskater]

yugio kicks. hahaha

[asnskater]

lmao

[safekindofhigh]

Mac is an american product...just saying lol

[TRAVIOLLI123]

Like who the fuck kicks in faces

LMAO

[JIRAWAN1987]

Thanks for all the good compliment:) I guess, it is in the DNA (genes:)

[gabrielx95]

Funny tags...lol...

[Jafricanese]

I'm Asian BTW

[Jafricanese]

...well fine then...

[MrFFE89]

lol this dude is funny

[DaDragonChild]

lol

[asjgdkjbcaj]

Why do "Y'all" always eat chicken with everything ?

Chicken with ice cream, chicken and pudding, and chicken milk ?

[fumanchewy]

why JAW always like to cut in front of the mother fucking buffet line?? why JAW always around KFC n Popeyes?? why JAW like wearing work boots n JAW dont even work??

why we always embarrassing JAW in Math class?? Cuz 10+1 dont = elevenTEEN Nigga!!

[squarecnix]

this video is why black people wont ever rise above. I'm black, and doing excellent right now with a 3.9 GPA in international business getting my degree next semester.

All my life I had to deal with idiots "upset" that I actually studied, and did my work when I got good grades. Thats why I'll have money a nice house, nice car.

to my black ppl bitching about ppl succeeding n making money. instead of bitching you get out and make it for urself like I did. Working since 16 and in school.

[Dizziedee18]

@squarecnix I wanted to reply to you because your comment hit me personally. I am a black female who is extremely good at math and science. I've always been a top student at my multi-racial schools.my first job, when I was 8, was shredding papers in an office.

My point in saying this is that although I am smart and hard working things haven't worked out for me. So don't think just because you have had success that everyone else who doesn't have what you have isnt working hard.

[squarecnix]

@Dizziedee18 im sorry to hear things havent been working out for you, but in my opinion I think that shows a need for a change on mindset as well. Things never just work out, you need to MAKE them work out. I have had a lot of troubles, it sucked bad and hurts me, but I keep pushing ahead. I am glad that you excel in school, I dont kno what you are doing with that intelligence but please use it! My point is, acting like he is over ppl who DO succeed is just serving to keep blacks stupid as is.

[Dizziedee18]

@squarecnix No one, black or otherwise, is Stupid. Uneducated due to circumstance yes, but stupid no. I've grown up with those so called stupid blacks and let me tell you, they are far from stupid. And I've been around people who have degrees and trust me some are far from smart. Anyway, how is he acting like he is over ppl? He made a few jokes, there were actually funny complements. I don't see where your comment come from at all.

[squarecnix]

@Dizziedee18 whatever, if you cant see it, oh well. if you think no one is stupid, you've got a lot to see in the world because there are many different levels of intellect on the spectrum. Most of which can be seen from the way you articulate using your MOUTH. I counted dozens of uses of profanity. Profanity, if you study in school, linguistics, and psychology, is one of the most potent indicators of lack of intelligence.

[Dizziedee18]

@squarecnix And wearing a white jacket in a hospital is "one of the most potent indicators" of being a doctor. That doesn't mean if I wear a white jacket I am a doctor. You, my friend, need to stop being spoon fed knowledge and research info for yourself. Its very enlightening when you learn things from experience and your own research. Clearly your statement and you reference of "school, linguistics and psy shows that you haven't thought for yourself in a while.

[Dizziedee18]

@Dizziedee18 Plus, profanity can be cultural. many intellects use profanity (perhaps less in public). I myself listen to what is being said rather than solely on how its said.

[squarecnix]

@Dizziedee18 if you think evidence of a certain typical thought pattern, being shown by science means I havent thought in a while then you are an idiot. Stop typing to me. Blocked now. This is the reason things havent been working out for you. The point is, in the video hes acting like a fool and its indicative of the sad state of blacks. Case closed.

[Dizziedee18]

@squarecnix So what you are saying is that whites and every other race has never made a video similar to this? Resorting to Name calling is also an indicator of lack of intelligence as you can not efficiently express yourself verbally so you resort to name calling like a child. I have not disrespect you so this also is my last message. *Another mindless sheep to the slaughter.*

[squarecnix]

@Dizziedee18 its ironic that you call me a mindless sheep to the slaughter when you embody the problem with the black community as your channel is flooded with religious hooplah. Learn to think for yourself, and not be represented by a reverend. You can remain in poverty like the maker of this video, while I will think for myself, excel in life and continue making almost six figure salary before I have EVEN graduated. If succeeding in life makes me a sheep then LOL call me one all you want.

[lilpimpjjpimp23]

@squarecnix Death is inevitable

[hensien31]

I'm a dumbass Asian and proud of it! XD

[Samthe1stbob]

Karate kick a nigga chromosome.....#Asians

[Bingocageset]

I'm half smart I just don't show it

[JustmeKasie]

@Bingocageset Show it. Dont let stupid ass stereotypes ruin your life.

[JamesEyeView]

Yu Gi Oh kick! CTFU!

[Dieh1994]

tryna kick with both feet? either jump and kick both feet to the side or do a little handstand should work,..

[walkingonabreeze]

like a "karate kick a nigga chromosome" ROFLOLOLOLO

[lolman0507]

how you get money to supe up your hondas!?!?

[yoxredwolf]

lol i would not try to kick a black man because he will kill me right after

[celestita36]

Mad funny

[bshann561]

Asians ain't even gotta go to karate class lmaoo too funny

[Diaisz]

yu-gi-oh kicks LMAO

[iheartchicken12]

Kickanigga chromosome! Lmfao!

[Melodyswonderland234]

rest in peace ='(

[HI7417]

Well 1+1 doesn't equal fried chicken

lol XD 

[JoonUCLA]

why is everyone getting so mad at this, he's complimenting asians haha

[smartyahyana15]

ahahaha its true even though im half asian my mother is fully asian,she is so stricked about school,but not about the black part my mother loves black guys heck im half black.

[MauXbeats]

LOL as an Asian American , i found this hilarious.

[yinnieyong]

here are some answers from an asian gurl:

asians tend to be over-achievers cus asian parents have high expectations. however i think that the stereotypical nerdy math asian is in the past cus i dont see many asian math genius in class no more.

and yea many azn parents are over-protective and most wanna stay in their comfort zone, w/ group of ppl they're familiar to.

the rice part is true! we rice almost everything meaty! ^__^ NOTHING sweet or wheaty tho, that just sounds yuckky! :)

[OhThatKid206]

is it just me or does he look like J Cole...

[DwayneVidzz]

@OhThatKid206 I told my friends the same thing and they looked at me stupid.

[richsteezy]

im one of those dumb asians ftw

[richsteezy]

im one of those dumb asians ftw

[richsteezy]

im one of those dumb asians :) ftw

[LazyBoi633]

So much of this is true hahaha I ask myself the same things

[FREEREALMSPRINCESS]

You fuckin stupid! You're a bitch and ass hole!

[GOODSHT1]

yu gi oh kicks?

[LeonPhelpss]

hondas and civics and camrys and shit

[swangywang]

LOL THE PEACE SYMBOL LOL

[joihodge1]

how do yall vanish?!

[SuperKingjames023]

lmfao rice steak..my BEST FRIENDS are asian..

[chin2000000]

answer: jeremy lin



[MrChingaYou]

My comment was for the video

This Mexican outta here!

[MrChingaYou]

I'm from Houston and tbh Asians are at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to fighting.. Everything else is true.

I'm no Asian but put yourself in their shoes as a black American when you talk about someone else's culture. That's just hating.

We all want to change the world because we want to be right ..asking questions is the only thing I was taught in church and is all the wisdom I need. So don't go and ask questions then pressure someone about what they believe in , anything I learne

[flipNese0822]

his voice reminds me of chris smoove

[lilnewt305]

Why is Jeremy Lin so good???

[MrQUBECOGNITO]

lmao this nigga said YU-GI-OH kicks..XD

[Channice]

Lmao

[NesseyRocks]

LMAO!!

[amtaylor08]

lmao dat oriental music is killing me lol

[silentdaffodils]

The peace sign reminds us of our chopsticks. No chopsticks no rice. No rice no life.

[TheZOMGit]

lmao, got another asian to subscribe.

[ymajor]

I have a serious question he missed is it me or is EVERY Asian good at drawing? And why?

[TheBob123451]

@ymajor Im Asian, and EVERYONE Says that to me! IDK Why :l

[ymajor]

@TheBob123451 Man I swear in like elementary an up I used to draw DBZ characters and literally ALL of my Asian homies could draw that shit like they made up the cartoon themselves it just fascinates me to this day lol

[ymajor]

Yu gi o kicks! lol

[Rmacon4002]

U finw :)

[katenguyen93]

lmao u funny!!!

[Rinaxcupcake]

Karate Kicking Nigga Chromosome. LMAO

[jsosickwidit23]

they got a resturant after they took over ya block lmao

[iamjeksen]

loll i love this

[PhanNTran]

I've found the problem with your mac...

YOU"RE USING A MAC.. lol

[PrinceBMA]

those god dam Yu-Gi-Oh kicks....

[LoveMagicAngel]

You forgot Ricecookie

[blueicees]

its not peace its victory.....im black and i know that

[FKhan552]

This should be called ask chinese people, not asians...

[CaylanGee]

that peace shit is from anime

[artgripwillrut]

@CaylanGee lol no it's not

[andwhatsnew]

restaurant on your block...haha that's funny.

[888COMPAQ]

ask muslim and theyl attack you

[Badbabe2012]

Ahah

[PrettyPayMe]

They be doing leg excercises, ready for somethen to pop off lmaoo

[blackcatalways]

@BboyArmo wat I hav as my username doesn't mean imma get shot foo . I'm an azn girl. But ize luvs blackcats. Therefore my username. So lets nt start.

[BboyArmo]

@blackcatalways like actual cats that go meow meow ?

[aaawwwwUknow]

They don´t like black kids walking in their house lmaaaaooooo

[wrawkaMAE]

"he kicked a nigga twice in da face. i seen da shit" lol noooooo i cnt handle XD

[hrthrst1234]

THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! LMAO XD LOL RICE PUDDING-CLASSIC

[truyng]

LOL



[Rangequeen2010]

" Ya'll say you like peace but ya'll still be kicking niggas" -dead-

[ilikefoodxD]

Oh gosh, your background music.. Haha

[CEric18]

lmao @ "yugio kicks" and tags

[1sadsexual2sadsexual]

LMFAO



[QuickiStick]

man some of these asians are fucking sensitive. I'm asian and i found this hilarious. stop labelling anything that says "asian" as racist.

Soon people are gonna start a stereotype of asians being oversensitive to 'racism'..

[donziiwww]

@QuickiStick Just like Pakistani;s *Pakis lol

[OhThatKid206]

LMFAO!! check out the tags on the description bar!!!

[FinalStepCrew]

Rice = We So Asian!!!!!

[kopod1]

messed up thing is that i eat rice steak and rice cornbread

[OMGAHitsKWEYNT]

aha! this nigga hella FUNNY!

No racist Bro



[DangItzChang]

Rice kool-aid, black and asian.

[MrMatix101]

lmfao kick ya ass into acoma hahahahhaha wtf

[MrRespectLove]

im asian and i think black ppl are rude as fk

kbai

but my gen is already over so.. who gives a fk anymore