This never gets old! I'm pretty sure he's talking about the bad side of L.A. though (or another city), not DC. Didn't anybody hear him say "There are some rough areas OUTSIDE OF DC" ?
"Where you from dog? DC, word? That's a rough city, man."
Then their cell phone started to ring.
"Hold on one second. Hello? Oh what's up, nigga? What? What the fu-? Slow down. What? What the FUCK? NO! NO! NO! Fuck that nigga! Fuck it! I'm on my way!"
I wanted to help the baby... but.. mmm mmm... sorry, I don't trust you, either! Click! Caaa-lick! The old "baby on a corner" trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit!
@OsirisLoveHate WHHYYY would you put a punchline in the comments?
cheeesesforsure 1 month ago 7
what about ' I GOT KIDS TO FEED'?
mhmcupcakes 2 months ago
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Sometimes when im bored i like going to my bathtub fill it with water and act like im a dolphin
youFilmexperten 3 months ago
A fuxxin' crackhead ran this way chchchchch! then another one jumped out the tree stststststst !
lerichard99 4 months ago
I was just tryin to sell some weed :( lol
epiccrosshairs 4 months ago
"Crackhead runs this way" ROFL
epiccrosshairs 4 months ago
the projects
Talltarantula28 4 months ago
get out of here cracky! lmao!
midgar8784 4 months ago
LOL! I found the baby he was talking about /watch?v=ql5uI9zUif8
TheAnimeStop 4 months ago
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This never gets old! I'm pretty sure he's talking about the bad side of L.A. though (or another city), not DC. Didn't anybody hear him say "There are some rough areas OUTSIDE OF DC" ?
tbyrdrandom 4 months ago
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tbyrdrandom 4 months ago
"Where you from dog? DC, word? That's a rough city, man."
Then their cell phone started to ring.
"Hold on one second. Hello? Oh what's up, nigga? What? What the fu-? Slow down. What? What the FUCK? NO! NO! NO! Fuck that nigga! Fuck it! I'm on my way!"
BOOP.
LMAO
piccartoons 5 months ago
Gun Store, Gun Store, Liquor Store, Gun Store- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?!
CARNAXHACKER789 5 months ago
thats funny
Monipolly1 6 months ago
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Ha ha ha
mac45acp 6 months ago
Hilarious. There are no gun stores in DC though :P
SR086 6 months ago
I wanted to help the baby... but.. mmm mmm... sorry, I don't trust you, either! Click! Caaa-lick! The old "baby on a corner" trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit!
MonkyMonk729 6 months ago
NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED !
taymengindo3212 10 months ago
baby go home baby! lol
hickey1366 10 months ago
2 people were the baby on the corner(;
kogan50 10 months ago
"All the familiar symptoms of a project".
Hands down the best line.
Tails137 11 months ago 5
That's some funny shit ...
survivalfringe 11 months ago
George Carlin can suck Dave Chapelles cock
pantherfan17 11 months ago
@pantherfan17 That's ridiculous man, George Carlin was a legend. Just learn to appreciate both - that's my advice
DrugStabbingTime 6 months ago
lol
earmuffs8 11 months ago
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Dave is the Best of all time!!!
GamePunisher85 1 year ago
no matter how many times I watch this shit it is funny as all hell!!!!!
FatTony602 1 year ago
the old baby on the corner trick eh not gonna fall for that shit lol
UnDeAdpReDaToRx 1 year ago
"O yea where u from dog? DC.. word? Thats a rough city man"
Just picture that limo driver.. lmao
fendertaylor101 1 year ago
"Hello, oh wassup nigga, what ?! what the fuck, slow down ! what, WHAT THE FUCK ?! NO ! NO, NOO!! FUCK THAT, NIGGA FUCK IT ! IM ON MY WAY !
migarcanjomor 1 year ago
"Hello, oh wassup nigga, what ?! what the fuck, slow down ! what, WHAT THE FUCK ?! NO ! NO, NOO!! FUCK THAT, NIGGA FUCK IT ! IM ON MY WAY !
migarcanjomor 1 year ago
Yo, there is a recent video on youtube of a baby in the snow on the corner in the ghetto lol.
Real life baby on the corner!
Put "watch?v=0kHn-f4SYr0" after youtube(dot)com/
thearaban 1 year ago
Even George Carlin would be proud of this joke. The political and social statement of this joke is undeniable.
lyfecom 1 year ago
Shut up nigga I got kids to feed
BoomWOW123 1 year ago
hey baby... baby go home nigga man 3 oclock in the morning what the fuck you doing up .....the baby was like im selling weed nigga
MrLegendarykilla 1 year ago
@rikarelic In soviet rusia, NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
Jeweettzellf 1 year ago
Ayee baby ,baby go home it 3 o clock in da fuckin morning.lol
AkaysiaJ 1 year ago
my fav skit to this day
cky0wnsy0u 1 year ago
foshizzle
darthkiller14 1 year ago
That's funny shit lol
caliboymook 1 year ago
dat shit is funny
nigelmoore17 1 year ago
i got to do somthin but i wasnt gunna get out the car
moisesc99 1 year ago
crak head runnin this way tetitahtih then one in the tree titetahtehte . lol shottys for sound effects
thebountyis2high 1 year ago 2
Roflmao! dat baby is a g XD !!! haha!
RawrImHenry 1 year ago
IN SOVIET RUSSIA,Weed Sells NIGGA.
RikaRelic 1 year ago
IM SELLING WEED NIGAH
RikaRelic 1 year ago
legendary.
ZADL11 2 years ago 5
im sellin weed lmao
glassheart141 2 years ago
i like when he talks about the crack head looking in the car thinking its jurassic park
smithNwesson1991 2 years ago
roll the windows down manually! LOL
KIWI897 2 years ago
God Dave is Hilarious XD
lolerz222 2 years ago 3
haha
"i might have to escape on foot"
lmao!
shanid8925 2 years ago
dave chappelle is pure genius. he's one of the comedians i look up to the most and aspire to be as funny as someday. :)
jesusshakes08 3 years ago
i love his insight
anwarior 3 years ago 2
lol!
hahahahahahaha!
I love this show!
RasberryRed321 3 years ago
This is soooo funny!!!
reemerbeamer 3 years ago 3
he is the best....
realy one of the funniest
px10f7 3 years ago 2
IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA!
FlashBangDRD 3 years ago 2