Oh, my heart soars every time! The monotone, the absolute lack of human feeling, the way he doesn't even refer to her by her name, just the role of 'wife'! I swoon every time! Xddd
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IS ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR IFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDESO YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
@LordManda2 He's a stereotypical pot smoking, hoodrat that loves gold bling, cars, and stuff that he remembers. Remembering stuff before he hit the bong really hard, like the time when people were comparing Doug to AVGN because they both commented on nostalgic stuff, using the same medium (video) Doug and AVGN have completely different styles, but he wouldn't know that because he's high (probably a mouth-breather, too)
*Swoons*
IrishPuroFan 9 hours ago
0:16 ahh so emotional, brought a tear to my eye :(
MsSmoopy 1 day ago
EAT YOUR HEART OUT CASABLANCA!
dalektaliban 2 months ago
This is officially the worst line in the history of cinema.
Stiny114 2 months ago
Oh, my heart soars every time! The monotone, the absolute lack of human feeling, the way he doesn't even refer to her by her name, just the role of 'wife'! I swoon every time! Xddd
shion16 3 months ago 2
First time I tough it was I love YOUR wife !
darkstrunch 4 months ago
The same line was uttered in The Abyss. There it had a lot of impact, so I guess it's just the movie here that fucks it up.
Quartzzzz 4 months ago
SPIDAHSS!
DuchessAliana 6 months ago
Now make me a space sandwish.
Snowuk95 8 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IS ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR IFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDESO YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
ayoprettybree 8 months ago
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Doug Walker, Faggot extraordianire
colouredbills 8 months ago
@colouredbills why?
LordManda2 8 months ago
@LordManda2 He's a stereotypical pot smoking, hoodrat that loves gold bling, cars, and stuff that he remembers. Remembering stuff before he hit the bong really hard, like the time when people were comparing Doug to AVGN because they both commented on nostalgic stuff, using the same medium (video) Doug and AVGN have completely different styles, but he wouldn't know that because he's high (probably a mouth-breather, too)
geffrod 7 months ago
@geffrod Oh wow.
xGHOSTXRECONx 7 months ago
@colouredbills That's neat, you have the same name as the Nostalgia Critic?
DrakeClawfang 7 months ago
@colouredbills You guys have the same profession then.
ambskater97 1 month ago
I love you wife...now go back to kitchen please.
BossPanzer 9 months ago
You can clearly see this film took risks by having her out of the kitchen
Nothingbutmagic1 9 months ago
@Nothingbutmagic1 fuck off, man. The kitchen jokes aren't funny and never were funny.
AandR1408 6 months ago
He should of put the evil popcorn guy at the end of it
Shadrogon 10 months ago
No but seriously what is the name of the song
lobelix11397 1 year ago
@lobelix11397 'Choir of the Pilgrims' from the opera "Tannhauser", by Richard Wagner
Wykletypl 9 months ago
Nevermind
lobelix11397 1 year ago
What was that song after the line was said
lobelix11397 1 year ago
1 person doesn't love his/her wife.
zingtea 1 year ago
press 4 to love your wife
jimmystimmy 1 year ago 4
But seriously... is it any match for-
The Orges BUTTTTTTTT
StormtheRebel 1 year ago
William Hurt is actually a good actor, generally. I guess he just mailed it in for the money?
shitpickle0559 1 year ago
@shitpickle0559
I think he knew that the film was going to be bad so he went in the opposite acting direction of gary oldman.
pixargod 1 year ago
I love you, wife.... now make me a sammich.
SpyengoEen 1 year ago 9
i lu u ui
TheIm2BiZ11 1 year ago
~SWOON~
akumaten 1 year ago
I swoon every time
scarlettbane 1 year ago 3
Best acting I've seen in my entire life.
gsdfczx 1 year ago
Then he will meet Kevin Costner and create a vortex of boredom.
Wierdperson31 1 year ago 5
When I first heard him say "I love you Wife" I thought the Critic had dubbed it. Nope. It's just that bad.
GeminiBreaker 1 year ago 75
i swear that actor is my geography teacher. SO BORING!
ErinTurco21 1 year ago
He mine as well have been saying goodbye to an ice cube.
Goastfreak 1 year ago 8
When I saw the review and heard how he said it, it was like, "Are you serious?!"
TheBlackPhoenix100 1 year ago
I LUV YOU WIFE.... :O
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago 56
LOL whats the song?
TheCGIMaster 1 year ago
@TheCGIMaster Tannhauser, by Richard Wagner
Ichenmeis 1 year ago
Did he have a hangover or something?
kennu7776 2 years ago
@kennu7776 No No He didn't. You should see the rest of the movie. The entire thing is that bad.
spirancrystal91 1 year ago
@kennu7776 No, it's just William Hurt being William Hurt
TheLastNetwork 1 year ago