The Stig Introduction Compilation Top Gear

[GOLDENEYEAL]

Some say he hit the dislike button

[thedeathhorse007]

some say he farts out petrol and that he has a leather back all we know is

he's called the stig lol:)

why did they have to revile his name before he was a legend

[dukeboy1998]

Some say that his armpits smell like diesel and that when he passes gas it sounds like a Pagani Zonda

[kelz2091]

Some say that he has a picture of his wallet in his wallet

All we know he's called the stig

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Some say if you hold him the wrong way, he doesn't work properly.

[AnnoyingAnderson]

Some say that under that helmet is...another helmet.

[BubbleMega96]

Some say his favourite food is Tar, and he once won an all inclusive holiday to mars

[B4dGunn4]

Some say that he can run around a circle by walking forward, and that under his helmet, is another helmet. All we know is, hes called The Stig!

[ARod016]

Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch

[Bradguy123]

How can he blink sideways if he doesn't blink at all? And why does he suck the moisture out of ducks if he is terrified of? All I know is, he must be Chuck Norris.

[dukeboy1998]

Some say that his niples are explosive... and that he recently had an accident

[TheJoshinator99]

88.4 worksbut I heard rasta music and porsche panamaro falling on Richard Hammond, :)

[TylerBrandonHardwick]

Some say his favorite song is The Internet is For Porn!

[ColoradoViking088]

Some say he has a tattoo of his face on his face, and that he sleeps inside out!

All we know is, He's called the stig!

[rysnyper50002]

They need to do another UK vs AUS special but with UK vs US and pit the two stig's against eachother. Ill give you a hit who will probably win, the one thats not fat.

[cookervillpop101]

some say that he's spent so much time at the corer he named every single blade of grass

[crashlove768]

some say its the chuck norris twin

all we knowis:its called the stig!

[ghpoju]

Some say, that he is from future. And he came to our time with DeLorean.

[ghpoju]

Some say, that his penis is shape of stearing wheel. And he drives with it everyday.

[ghpoju]

Some say, that he doesn't have a car. Because he's machine itself.

[ghpoju]

Some say, that he's like real world's Master Chief. And he can drive without using his hands or feet.

[xdlugia1]

2:25 is the best!

[jhaggy88]

Some say he can suck his own cock and that the reason why he wears white is because it makes it hard to see all of the jizz stains on him, all we know is that his called the STIG!

[SRT10RAMLVR]

Some say he urinates gasoline, and that he is the only thing to survive a zombie apocalypse, all we know is that hes called the STIG!

[ilovewarships]

Some say he actually talks all the time, its just his voice is to immaculate and divine for human ears.

[TOKIOHOTEL1000000]

some say that he doesn't work if you hold him the wrong way XD

[MikePureHate]

Such a mystical creature

[urud2]

Some say that he is afraid of his right nipple and that his testicles are made of carbon fiber all we know is that he's called the stig....

[romainechester]

I love these. Having them compiled kind of ruins it though. Some of these contradict each other.

He blinks sideways yet he never blinks?

[awww19]

/watch?v=RydwgToI0cg

[boogioogigoof]

Some say that under his helmet, is a helmet.

[Mirdin911]

Some say that he;s not the only one and that his brother is held in Area 51.

also,

Some say that he was the sole survivor of the Roosevelt UFO crash and that he owns a farm where he clones himself.

[MrSeptembrasa]

Some say that he though Start Wars was a documentary, and that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples. All we know is, he's called The Stig!

[MacGyver920]

Some say that he's illegal in seventeen U.S. States, and that he only knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.

All we know is: He's called The Stig!

[darastarscream]

Some say he prays to Han Solo, and that if he kisses a pregnant woman she'll give birth to twin turbos.

[the06bug]

Some say that if you remove his helmet, he'll burst into flames like the Hindenburg... and that he is the father of 400 children in Southern California. All we know is... he's called the Stig, dudes!!!

[nibbler125]

some say he will chace a lazer pointer around the room. others say that he can sexualy excite toads. all we know is hes called the stig

[darastarscream]

0:38 Sixteen. Michigan is allowing The Stig in certain nightclubs and racetracks, in limited issue.

[zalmanusa]

Some say that his first name is actually "the". HAHAHAH

[zlyable]

Some say he ate the other half of richard hammond

[thegreatmiki]

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head.

[maxydude98]

Some say that people can't stop posting their Stig "introductions"

[MrAlarmklock]

my favorites:

some say he sucks the moisture from ducks

some say his breath smells of magneseum

[atdsutm]

LORD STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EvanescenceROCKSS]

some say that his nipples are explosive

[djvortek1]

Some say that he beat chock nores in every thing

[nibbler125]

some say that he drinks by soaking steel wool in soda like a sponge and then sucks it out. others say that he likes to put tin foil into microwaves. all we know is he is called the stig

[MrBlablayaya]

some say the bbc pays him his salarys worth in hardcore pornography

[dino18732007]

some say the person who pressed the dislike button has now been destoyed by a microwave oven, all we know is it was the stig!

[Geth7777]

Some say his Skeleton is made out of pure Cardboard, others say he's memorised the entire Internet.

[HDHOTDUDE]

"Some say that he is an alien robot from the 3rd Dimension. And that he likes to eat ham and listen to Lady GaGa all day long. All we know is that.....he's called the STIG!!!

[ZacharyFilms]

"Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that his crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spears's head." My favorite one

[maxydude98]

Some say he has a faggot, and that he is loved by many girls

all we know is, he's Justin Bieber

[commmmnnnnbbbb]

the Russian airport part is it true?

[ShadowkeyUK]

The 1 dislike, is the Stig

[UmbraESP]

Some say that he wears a pink tutu during a lunar eclipse. And that he stores the directions to the lost city of Atlantis in between his buttocks.

[trumbachd1]

Are these written beforehand or made up on the spot?

[PetritpRo]

Some says he has scored twice with Cilla black...

[Andydag904]

some say he has a helmet under his helmet

[simplysou]

Some say he has been recently released in pop albums under the pseudo name of Lady GaGa. And that under his racing suite he is been known to wear a red G-string and suspenders, all we know is his called the Stig.

[alexkvaskov]

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples. And that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal. All we know is he's called the Stig.

[Kuyt5]

some say he has 9 toes

[greasemonkey2985]

My personal favorite "Some say..........and that if he divorced Paul McCartney he would have kept his big stupid whining mouth shut!"

[pinkuggboots1]

Some say.. that if he felt like it, he could fire Allan Sugar!! HAHA!!

[bored0stiff]

lol " he knew before anyone else that Jade Goody was a racist, and a waste of blood and organs"

"he has webbed buttocks"

[nic8354]

some say: that when he see a prety lady one of he's legs grows bigger than the other

jaja or something like that I don't speek english very well

[pinkuggboots1]

@nic8354 Its.. Some say, that when he see's the pretty ladies his leg grows longer. I like this one: Some say this his first name really is, The. haha

[al048604]

@iCheckvtec it's a Prodrive P2

[Invadurr]

They mentioned ducks quite a few times.

[LordAmbitious]

all we can say is, he's called The Stig

[simplysou]

Guys I am going to upload another top gear related video in a short time..... :)

[simplysou]

Hey Kommentar Som, I have not compiled this video on my own, found it on a website and wanted to share it with all the top gear crazy folks!

This is quiet an old video so all the new Stig Intro's are Missing....

Enjoy!!!!

[ericstranne]

u missed one! (hammond said this) "...and that I have forgotten my second The Stig joke" its weird

[FORTY848]

LORD STIG!

[simplysou]

Dude good question, now I am curious I need to check that episode now!

[FORTY848]

its the Prodrive P2

[iCheckVtec]

what car is 3:02!

[anurangax27]

@iCheckVtec GTR ?? dont quote me on this but i think its a a custom GTR.

[2610sparky]

Some say that his heart beat sounds just like the bass line of fleetwood mac's "The Chain" and he as suddenly be unavailble for 19 weekends in 2010

all we know is he's called  The Stig

[the06bug]

Some say he was a Japanese emperor in his past lives, and that he can spot a guy driving a Miata from 500 miles away.

All we know is... he's called the Stig!

[MrFirasinho]

some say : he sleeps upside down like a bat

[WaiProductions]

88.4? nope! tried it! :p lol love Top Gear

[LeighHobnob]

My favourite is, "Some say that he knows two facts about ducks, and that they are both wrong!"

[MacGyver920]

@LeighHobnob I always laugh at that one too! xD

[TheCottonTop]

Brithish humor. AKA Poopy.

[dppatel]

you should have mentioned "some say he once punched a horse to the ground"

[Jalespino]

Omfg, Top Gear Is le sheet!!

[simplysou]

whts ftw?

[calladuz]

ftw = For The Win

[jhaggy88]

@simplysou For the win!

[monkSsparticus]

stig ftw