"The Vic & Helen Show" : Cooking with Teresa Teng and Parachuting with Helen

[procommenter]

Don't threaten to scratch my eyes out after trimming your nails. I dig the garbage-man's plight. I swear that he's no different than my current wife. He has no friends out-side the raunchy coterie of garbage-men. He has no gripes but cheesy gripes. Cripes! Truisms are factual insofar as they might as well be. The world is brimming with the dirt & sand & rock & salt to build a better cemetery; one in which we may be buried in a better world; a world of boast, pride, sea monsters & lip gloss.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Don't let your dog use the toilet to shit after you as he might catch your worms.

[KenyanObama]

"All things weird are normal in this whore of cities." — Eddie Constantine as secret agent 003 Lemmy Caution in Jean-Luc Godard's 1965 film "Alphaville."

[TransliteratedJumble]

[I despise every miserable second that Marvin Hamlisch lives.]

[SufferInJuly]

The only vote left to citizens is that in which we're given on the jury. Acquit anyone being tried for breaking an unjust law. Judge the law. Research "jury lawlessness" & jury nullification." 99% of U.S. currency exists on computers. The only real money being manufactured by the privately-held Fed. are coins. Nickels are now worth 5.5 cents ea. Save your coins. When the dollar collapses, as had the currency of S. Vietnam, paper bills won't be worth the effort it takes to pick them up.

[LoveTurnshateful]

“Micrometeorites travel at speeds of up to 100,000 kilometers per hour, and the heat generated when they crash into the Moon can flash-melt the silicate rock particles present on the lunar surface. Splashes of this molten material can then vaporize and dissociate into their constituent elements before coating other fragments of rock in a process is known as 'space weathering.' This process is virtually unknown on Earth.”

– fr. author Belle Dumé: a science writer at "Physics Web."

[SufferInJuly]

What we have here, in the performer Imogen Heap, is a young man with long hair, a padded brassier, and makeup. The masculine hands, height & narrow carriage (the necessity to wear a belt is obvious), all point to one undeniable reality: this is a MAN...and, consequently: you won't be seeing this person sporting a bikini, as this person has a scrotum, or as Austin Powers refers to "it": "a twig & 2 berries."

[FinallyTheNight]

Peo. are philosophical, unlike all the other life-forms of Earth. Philosophy is synonymous w/religion. Peo. use philosophy (religion) to justify behavior that contradicts human nature. Since the condition of men is controlled by philosophy (laws, rites, precedents, -isms), no individual is capable of obeying the problematic/dogmatic tenets of atheism. Indeed atheism can only be the condition of entities that're incapable of philosophizing: toads, elm trees, bumble bees, bot-flies, rag weed, etc.

[procommenter]

The issue concerning the legality of his war is ignored by his sycophants. For Lincolnian lickspittles: Shoot someone who's attacking you in your home and then bleat your bleeding-hearted appeal about dividing the blame for spilled blood equally. The religion/philosophy of those who have been systematically wiped out by a tyrannical state is immaterial. Methodists, Pentecostals & janitors were killed during W.W.2 too.

[Asparagusville]

At one time the automobile, the steam locomotive, the bi-plane, the wheel barrow were merely theoretical machines on their designers' drawing boards. In another era doctors theorized about preformationism and the mysterious homunculus and that a person's health was governed by the 4 humors: black bile, yellow bile, blood & phlegm. This theory was known as humorism (and/or humoralism). With the advent of the electron microscope, epidemiologists have discredited & debunked these theories.

[AgonyInCrisis]

The police have been militarized: 80% of new recruits are soldiers whose hands are bloody from killing Arab children, mothers and befuddled old man. All cops are sadists. If the "few bad apples" supposition were true the majority of cops, with their high moral standards, would lay waste to the minority who dares to besmirch the police department's good name. American citizens are viewed as enemy combatants, which explains why we're referred to as civilians.

[TheWorldFarOff]

May 8, 1995: 42-yr.-old mega-star Teresa Teng dies from an asthma attack in Chiang Mai, Thailand. Her body is flown to Taipei, Taiwan, via military plane, where she is honored with a State funeral.

[TheReboundingWorld]

There's no need for society to pool its wealth to establish an "insurance" racket so that a small percentage of the citizenry can secure medical treatment. Costs are prohibitively high because of red tape: licensing, record-keeping, taxes & so forth. The government has no Constitutional authority to forbid, nor to regulate, private contracts made between doctors & their patients.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Shamu kills another trainer/jailer! There's talk of releasing Shamu because of the killing. The message is clear amongst the wrongly-imprisoned whale community: kill your captors to gain your freedom

[procommenter]

Baby-killing is the lynch pin upon which our grand ol' Republic hinges. Let's not interrupt the New World Order as soon we'll be able to visit Mexico w/o leaving Fla. Once I return fr. Wal-Mart things'll be altogether Sears-like. The primary source of pigs is bacon. The city of pigs is Chicago whereat Oprah & Gayle debauch. It is quite fitting that they should do so @ this time. Weekends were made for American beer-lovers. Their watered-down beverage means enormous profits to the breweries.

[TheReboundingWorld]

Atheism is the condition of all our planet's lifeforms, except Humans. Human Beings concern themselves with the paranormal. Religion attempts to rescue order from chaos. [Evolutionary THEORY is a religion, therefor if you pose logical challenges you will be condemned as a heretic.]

[procommenter]

Infanticide is the pillar upon which our once-democratic republic rests.

[procommenter]

Pederasts must act "atheistically" during the commission of their crimes as pederasty, rape & cannibalism are godless (atheistic) acts.

[FinallyTheNight]

Uncle Walter Conkite accepted a Norman Cousins' World Governance Award from the World Federalist Association in 1999. He made no secret of his desire to see U.S. sovereignty end.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Slavery & taxes, taxes & slavery; a cow is a slave—she owns nothing. Her udder, although attached, is not her property. She has no say over her udder any more than she has over the cow's udder of a neighbor. Monkeys are common; common as monkeys; men share skeletal similarities, musculature & mannerisms with simians.

[procommenter]

Wars CANNOT be fought without the money that's appropriated by congress. No matter their scripted rhetoric: Obama, Hillary & Kennedy ALWAYS approve the bills that allocate the billions of dollars that go into executing unconstitutional wars.

[Asparagusville]

I'd resurrect the great, late Lady Teresa Teng for 5 minutes at the cost of turning back, or revoking, nigger & queer rights by 100 years. Let us: find redemption @ the Joseph A. Yablonski Memorial Clinic on 1070 Old National Pike Road in Fredericktown, Pa. in the name of poor Charlotte & Margaret.

[procommenter]

The U.S. Constitution does not allow for Americans to be under the auspices of an international war-waging body {N.A.T.O. & the U.N.}. The United States of America is a Constitutional Republic {by design, though not by practice}. The tyranny inflicted upon foreigners by their overseas potentates, kings, kinglets, autocrats, Tsars, emperors, general secretaries, shahs & ayatollahs is of no concern to Americans, as the United States IS NOT an empire (according to the Constitution).

[TheWorldFarOff]

Private tirades are interesting, but unless put to action they are irrelevant. Contemplating murder is a world away from committing murder—murderous decisions are those made by murderers.

[OneDollarBook]

"Songstress" Alicia Keys: Her nose has been narrowed, her hair has been straightened and her skin has been lightened. She's SO genuine.

[KenyanObama]

Jackson's on-stage crotch-grabbing; his admissions of sharing a bed with boys & the desecration of his physiognomy through surgery: the crucified nose, chin cleft, cheek implants, etc. would be more than enough to justify a lengthy imprisonment/confinement for anyone who wasn't Michael Jackson.

[KenyanObama]

Nothing here but the present,

Nothing behind but the past,

Nothing ahead but the future,

My gosh, how long will it last? — Unknown

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

The "Humane" Society gasses & decompresses healthy kittens & puppies by the millions under the fiction of EUTHANASIA (mercy killing). Where's the mercy & humaneness in that? For some queer reason the once-living-now-not-living "singer" Michael Jackson needed the sexual gratification that only male children could provide for him. It's very strange, yet true. Marlon attests to the fact that baby M.J. had been dropped head-first fr. balconies repeatedly. The practice was discontinued on 5/8/60.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

Arm yourself and protect with your life what is rightfully yours. Don't let these fuzzy, peace-spouting morons distract you.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

Let us erect a statue of Obama made

of sugared black bread to encourage its ravishment by birds, squirrels & ants.

[procommenter]

Technically Shemp was not a replacement for Curley (original spelling with an e), as Shemp, Moe & Larry were the stooges of Ted Healy before brother Jerome (Curley) joined. Once Healy was out of the picture Moe was not a stooge as a stooge is a lackey/lickspittle/yes-man who blindly follows the leader. In this film Larry & Joe are Moe's stooges.

[procommenter]

Research the grand Chairman Mao's agricultural plans. He advocated planting trees closely together to insure harmony. Don't try this at home.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

THEORY is a synonym of CONJECTURE, POSTULATION, SPECULATION, SUPPOSITION--all of which deserve credence when bolstered by FACTS.

[SimmerInJuly]

Cosmic radiation is far more lethal BEYOND

the protective Van Allen Belts.

[OneDollarBook]

Never were truer words written! Thank you SufferInJuly. You are an inspiration!

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Baby-killing is the lynch pin upon which our grand ol' Republic hinges. Let's not interrupt the New World Order as soon we'll be able to visit Mexico w/o leaving Fla. Once I return fr. Wal-Mart things'll be altogether Sears-like. The primary source of pigs is bacon. The city of pigs is Chicago whereat Oprah & Gayle debauch. It is quite fitting that they should do so @ this time. Weekends were made for American beer-lovers. Their watered-down beverage means enormous profits to the breweries.

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

For all things agricultural I must defer to the 1965 film: "Agent 077: From the Orient with Fury."

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Abortion is the lynch pin upon which eugenics is hinged. Are Human Beings THE premiere life-form of this planet: Earth? That's the question. Those who believe not condemn their unborn children to forceps & vacuum tubes to make room for snail darters & eaglets.

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

When a cop kills a family in a 2-car crash--

it's the family's fault. Forget the fact that the

cop has been involved in 3 horrific "accidents"

in 38 months.

[Asparagusville]

Hitlerian-styled eugenics was about improving the populace thru racial hygiene. The sermons of Darwin, Dawkins, Cousteau, Ted Turner, Margaret Sanger, Jane Goodall, Paul Erlich, the Huxleys, H.G. Wells, Elizabeth Regina's husband, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates etc. humanely stress the reduction of humanity through weaponized serums, laboratory-fabricated viruses (pathogens), perpetual war, food & water rationing, de-industrialization & aborticides. Eugenics is now "bio-ethics" & "sustainability."

[TheFutureUnquiet]

THE COLD, CROWDED WINDS

OF YESTERDAY...

O Lord racial bias in the F.B.I.,

where is God during illegalities?

[Asparagusville]

BOOK 21

This really makes a person think...about installing a urinal in the garage. Ted Kennedy was behind the criminalizing of Laetrile: the cure, preventative & treatment for the chronic metabolic disease known as cancer. He's maggot meat now. Let us support tax-funded abortions for all the Kennedys.

[procommenter]

The strong attack the weak: the unborn and the infirmed. It's the way of elitists, of eugenicists, of Darwinists, of Luciferians, of central bankers.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Teleprompter-reliant Kenyan Obama is our #1 teleprompter reader. Huzzah to the mulatto usurper! Three cheers to the C.F.R.!

[procommenter]

[To keep the body in good health is a duty...otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. — Buddha] We live our lives in conflict because "atheism" & homosexuality are indistinguishable from one another.

[procommenter]

Who could say NO to Faye Wong? She's a marvel. Preparations were in the works for the incomparable Teresa Teng to perform on Faye's album but thus: the 42-year-old Miss Teng (Deng Lijun) passed away at 5 P.M. on Mon. 5/8/95 in Chiang Mai, Thailand. More's the pity. Her body was returned by military jet to Taipei whereat she was honored w/a State funeral. Her mortal remains are enshrined at Chin Pao San {Golden Treasure Mtn.} Cemetery @ 18 Xishihu, Xihu Village, Jinshan Township, Taipei Co.

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

Global warming has lowered the chances of finding meaningful love at the laundromat.

[procommenter]

Michael Jackson loved children. He'd often sleep on the floor beside his bed so that a child could get a good night's rest. His Caucasoid children wore masks to thwart kidnappers. Michael had plastic surgery on his face to improve his singing voice. Michael carefully dangled an infant from a balcony; an act which brought much criticism from people who didn't understand that he was strong and had a good grip on the child.

[TheWorldFarOff]

"This is the scientific reality that the seeds of all common fruits (except citrus) contain Vitamin B17, an anti cancer vitamin. If we ingest proper quantities for these vitamin either in the pure form or through ingesting the nitrilosidic foods we will be able to prevent cancer just as surely as we are able to prevent Scurvy by the use of vitamin C or Pernicious Anemia by the use of vitamin B12. "

.....Ernest Krebs, Jr.

[TransliteratedJumble]

James & Richard...

Each of the 4 Beatles, & their producer, share a first name with an American pres. elected since 1960. John/J.F.K.; Ringo (Richard)/Richard Nixon; James Paul McCartney/James Earl Carter; George Harrison/George H.W. Bush; George Martin/Bush, Jr.

[SimmerInJuly]

(1) THE STORY OF CHA (This will explain the "song": "I Ain't Mad at Cha.") -- Charles Irving Hopkins was Tupac's live-in boyfriend. Chad or Cha (both short for Charles) was often called "Tupac's husband." Tupac lovingly referred to his homosexual lover as: "my girl"; "my girlfriend"; "my old lady." Chad was born & raised in Wilmerding, Pa. He was a gifted child and by age 5 could play, with ease, the viola, violin, mandolin & lute.

[SimmerInJuly]

(2) At 14 he met the well-established rapper Tupac Shakur at a benefit concert in Pittsburgh's landmark Civic Arena. Chad & Tupac were inseparable till the end. On the 10th anniversary of Tupac's assassination Chad died from a self-inflicted gun-shot to the heart. Somewhere in the afterlife: Tupac & Chad are married and raising adopted children. The bitterness is gone. Let us honor their memory by accepting Tu & Cha without bias. After all: only God can judge them.

[TransliteratedJumble]

Earrings, make-up, dresses, pantyhose, corsets, brassieres, I.U.D.'s, nail polish, anklets, lockets, skirts, tampons, pantyliners, slips, high-healed shoes, mascara, purses, lipstick, evening gowns, teddies, bobby pins, panties, menopause, pasties, gynecology, menses, pregnancy, lactation, ovaries, shaved legs, curling irons, endometriosis, uteri, corsages, floral patterns, bikinis, clits, wigs & cleavage are the stuff, stuffings & concerns of feminie.

[procommenter]

Tupac didn't look 5'4.'' He couldn't have been more than 5 feet tall, if that. Dwarfs control Hollywood.

[SummerInJuly]

Let us be afraid because somehow little Afghanistan: a desolate, 3rd-world country devoid of a navy, of an air force.. a country whose people are currently as technologically-advanced as when Moses delivered the Commandments, could destroy the United States.

[procommenter]

"Human weeds" is what Sanger referred to poor people as. The U.N. refers to them as "worthless eaters."

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

There are micrometeorites pelting the toxic moon's surface (and/or moon's toxic surface) at 60,000 M.P.H. The planet's temperatures vary wildly from hundreds of degrees above zero to hundreds of degrees below zero. No film of that era could withstand such abuse. The manned moon landings conducted by the United States of America from A.D. 1969 through 1972 are hoaxes.

[SimmerInJuly]

Why has no citizen the foresight to wear a helmet when confronting riot police? Wear boots, a helmet, a long-sleeve shirt. Dress as you would for hiking.

[ParadiseOnLand]

Too much confessing--not enough shutting up...

[ParadiseOnLand]

Tupac = King of the Men's Room

[TheReboundingWorld]

Tree-huggers unite for immediate

sex-changes or tree-changes...

[LovingKimiKatkar]

♥ Kimi Katkar is too big for puny Earth!

[KenyanObama]

Environmentalism is the cover for eugenics.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Gasoline & turpentine has worked to completely remove the psoric lesions from my knees & elbows.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Jane Goodall blames the fecundity of Equatorial Africa's emaciated women for the penury in which they suffer. No blame is shared by the U.N.'s International Monetary Fund that demands usurious interest on the money it "lends" to struggling republics; no blame is shared by the U.N.'s World Health Organization that's been routinely caught infecting women with hepatitis, & A.I.D.S., secreted in serums administered to prevent tuberculosis & influenza.

[ParadiseOnLand]

Tupac wore a diaper on his head for some reason and his timely death brought much comfort to the world by stopping the spread of A.I.D.S. in Harlem forever.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

A.I.D.S. was a germ-warfare project funded by the C.I.A. Homosexual men were purposely infected in the late 1970's in Lower Manhattan. There's no inferences to be taken concerning Jane Goodall. She sees the world's poor as a blight upon the land.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

What a no-talent bum this moronic multi-pack {or Tupac} was! This bald midget, du-rag-wearing, gay-baiting freak had even less musical talent than LaTota Jackson.

[procommenter]

Obviously the homosexual midget known

as Tupac Shakur was deranged.

[TransliteratedJumble]

(1) Elitist U.N. lackey plain Jane Goodall blames the fecundity of Equatorial Africa's emaciated women for the penury in which they suffer. No blame is shared by the U.N.'s International Monetary Fund that demands usurious interest on the money it "lends" to struggling republics; no blame is shared by

[TransliteratedJumble]

(2) the U.N.'s World Health Organization that's been routinely caught infecting women with hepatitis, & A.I.D.S. secreted in serums administered to prevent tuberculosis & influenza; no one's at fault for the thousands of mothers who have suffered miscarriage & death after taking mandatory vaccinations tainted with aborticides. Media darling Goodall is a 21st-century eugenicist modeled after 20th-century eugenicist Margaret Sanger.

[OneDollarBook]

The most terrifying exclamation in the atheist/ Darwininist/homosexual community in the past

50 years was: Tupac has been shot!!!

[SimmerInJuly]

Tupac the turd was a pile!

He's also was a homosexual.

He was a dummy too.

In jive: 2PAC wos a nigpil krapp n a fayglr dumm

[TheWorldFarOff]

Jane Goodall has more piggish, than apish, qualities. She enjoys mud-baths, burrowing in muck, wallowing in goo and bathing infrequently.

[SimmerInJuly]

Why does he have a snot rag on his head? Tupac: It's too bad that he wasn't killed by wild monkeys.

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Darwinists/'atheists" don't read as reading entails contemplation, commitment, research & reasoning.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Darwinists/'atheists" don't read as reading entails contemplation, commitment, research & reasoning. Homosexuals constitute every color of the rainbow. Homosexuals are working now to make a world where freedom & acceptance of homosex is a given. Let us renounce our anti-homosexual misgivings and plod forward into a reality which embraces every aspect of homosexuality. Darwinist "professor" Kenny Miller and his beard stand for homosexual marriage among the inhabitants of Monkeydom.

[SummerInJuly]

Theory : POSTULATION, CONJECTURE, SUPPOSITION. The number of tax-funded university types who subscribe to any given theory doesn't change the definition of the word THEORY.

[SufferInJuly]

Homosexuals constitute every color of the rainbow.

[procommenter]

Homosexuals are working now to make a world where freedom & acceptance of homosex is a given. Let us renounce our anti-homosexual misgivings and plod forward into a reality which embraces every aspect of homosexuality.

[SufferInJuly]

Science is fr. the Latin verb "scire" meaning

"to know," and not "to guess."

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Peace = acquiescence + submission

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Through a urine analysis, in an over-the-counter pregnancy test, cancer can be detected.

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

Homosexuals love "atheism," as it frees them up

to pursue their passion: delivering phone books.

[KenyanObama]

Darwinists & their religion equates to

banality extremis con la excreta del toro.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Hillary Clinton: this hen's egg-laying days are over.

[SufferInJuly]

Hillary's a whale of a pig, Bill too.

[AffirmedConclusion]

It's better to love women, rather than to go the way of the gay {& bearded} Men Killer {Ken Miller}.

[LovingKimiKatkar]

George Carlin squeals like a pig & brays like a jackass.

[procommenter]

Can't a whore walk down the street, at midnight, without being hassled by Michael Jackson?

[ThingsTerrestrial]

Thankfully for Mankind: Jane Goodall's life

and monkeyshines are coming to an end.

If she were granted her wish, 90% of us

would be exterminated.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Ellen Degeneres' practice of breeding with women has yet to produce a baby. Obviously she doesn't know how to do it. Impregnating a woman is easy.

[ThingsTerrestrial]

Tupac had a baby before his sex-change operation. He was originally an ugly woman named Tyronia-Latrina Whorebongerton.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Everyone should be allowed to put a bullet into Tupac.