My Immortal: A Melodramatic Reading Ch. 7-9

[InvaderGIR98]

My Immortal. Rated R, for retarded.

[nbrayne]

Surprise 'really big you-know-what' Cloud is best Cloud

[DoctorGoldenstein]

How do you read Harry Potter...and imagine this could exist in the same universe?

[Socratena]

LOL Oedipus Rex! xD

[InvaderGIR98]

I can't hold back my laughter whenever I hear Draco's voice, lmao

[conversejunkie2222]

CROOKSHANKS!!! i shouted at him



[BethGoth15]

I've never heard of a leather bra before. But I guess it gives Ebony great support, right? Ohh, Mary-Sue-ness! :(

[TommyGeo101]

Anything with a Final Fantasy reference as subtle as that deserves seventeen thousand likes and a favourite. Good job, Ma'am.

[xcountrygirl11]

I choked on my water when he said 'tin God vons".

[PacoChicago]

I love how Voldemort sounds like Unicron. XD

[Gaarassandcake]

Like the fact that there is a pict. of Cloud and hos big-ass-sword at 2:12 xD (Y)

I feel sorry for MCR for even being mentioned in this fic...

[Gaarassandcake]

Like the fact that there is a pict. of Cloud and hos big-ass-sword at 2:12 xD (Y)

[MiisLillyOx]

I want Tin God Vons. :)

[TheAndrewj96]

1:26

"Oh.

Draco.

Draco."

I can't stop laughing at the way he says that. It makes the sex sound so damn boring.

[TheAndrewj96]

2:46

EBINNEE! IT'S NAH WUTCHU THEEEEEEEEIIIINK!

XD

[baberscamille]

lol, draco has a really big sword.

[AxDarkxAngel]

"He put his boy's thingie in mine." That makes no sense! This story is so fucked. >.<

Although these voices are hilarious. I love your brother. XD

[ItalianStallion393]

The butt ugly martians thing made me crack up

[moraz21]

Oh god.

My friend was right.

This IS the worst fanfiction ever written!

[OxXHannibalXxO]

......XDDDD This is brilliant. A GUN? Seriously?

And when did Voldy start speaking Old English? *giggling madly* His voice though, is my favorite besides McGonagall's.

"I HAVE TELEKINESIS!"

[savagebunniez8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you said "virility" XDXDXDXD

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I love how Voldemort's voice is like that of the demons from Night of the Demons XD

[sillygrl23]

Oh god......*burst out laughing* Snape a Christian......LOLOLOLOL! Okay, okay, I need a glass of water to calm down......that is the most lolzy thing I have heard anyone write about in the history of fanfiction XD

[sillygrl23]

I don't know if you ever read these comments anymore but I love how your brother does the voice for Draco, its hilarious!

[afareni]

LOL OEDIPUS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, good one

[iSpeakAwesome]

Holy crap Voldemorte's voice creeps me the fuck out!

[itsamatterofdog]

I seriously didn't get the Pentagram thing until like chapter 25...

Ah well.

[LucidxBliss]

LMFAO.

[KickingYourCat]

Draco sounds like a whiny bitch.

[PACMANnot]

Worst. sex scene. ever. Seriously, can she not spell out the words penis or vagina or any other word used to describe the two parts? It's not that hard, really, they're just body parts for goodness sake!

[StreakyTheFurry]

Yes.Yes it is. :D

[spacegirl1998]

You make the "erotic" parts sound so fucking hilarious.

Oh wait, it's already hilarious.

[CrystalJupiter]

Forget the Dark Mark.

We have hearts with arrows now.

[MayorHuggies]

"I HATH TELEKINESIS"

*dead* XDDD

[MayorHuggies]

DRACO'S PANTS OMG!

That OMG THAT!!!

I died laughing.

AND OMG THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!

I loved that movie so.... XD

[MayorHuggies]

DRACO'S PANTS OMG!

That OMG THAT!!!

I died laughing.

[KitsuneGIRL1111111]

His boy thingy in mine?

....She makes no mention of having a female part......

[aGaArAaDiCt]

@KitsuneGIRL1111111 exactly;D

[clbmalone]

this is so bad watching it gives me chills...but it's so addicting! XD

[Skannerify]

voldemorts voice made me choke on my water...

XD

[2ndamendmentgirl]

@cdntrainee

You've read the whole series?! How did you keep your brain from melting?!

[iluvgerard628]

Oh my god! I nearly died laughing when you put the Oedipus picture in for mother fucker!

[HellAngelsBells]

"IMPERIUS!"

BEST. VOICE. EVER! XD

[HellAngelsBells]

It's okay ... It's okay ... Oh, shit, it's not okay.

I think I should go stand up - I mean sit down - before my heads starts jumping - I mean spinning. I need life - I mean sleep. Maybe I'll be able to die in the morning - I mean live peacefully.

*Goes into a comatose state from the shock of hearing something so horrible*

[LuceConfettiZombie]

because, you know, frenching passively is what goffs do. they're too cool to show too much emotion.

[RoconzaArt]

"Crookshanks!"

That part had me in tears for a good 2mins

[shadowclock12]

Everyone nowadays is in Slytherin.

[insanepenguin1990]

if you take a nose and insert it into the space where he his nose should be it opens the door to narnia

[insanepenguin1990]

"vampire you cheated on my with draco!" ......wow one conversation that was fast! and he has negative 1 nose

[insanepenguin1990]

"vampire you cheated on my with draco!" ......wow one conversation that was fast!

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

Voldemort: *dude-you're-so-retarded look*

^Truer words have never been spoken in this fic. XD

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

Congratulations, you've made me crack up for the first time in weeks. XDDDDD Omg, this is amazing in such a bad way.

I love how they both have boy thingies. :D

[MangaLuvr1r34]

Your brother isn't perhaps Vic Mignogna? This is amazement.

[BigDumbNerd]

@MangaLuvr1r34 Haha, I'm not *quite* that good. I'm flattered though!

[MangaLuvr1r34]

@BigDumbNerd - seriously, I can hear you saying "YOU NOTICED!" like Tamaki. You're really good and funny.

[lyfeportrait]

He put his boy thiongy in her boy thingy??

[LilyJaynex]

OhMyGosh.... MARRY ME??<3

Either of yous :')

I think I'm in llove ;). Don't think Iv laughed so much FOREVER!!!! <3<3<3

[NeroXIII]

TIN GOD VONS!

[mechaxhorror]

Oh my god, Draco has a really big Cloud Strife!

[NarutoRPCfan]

@mechaxhorror

But isn't Cloud Bigger? ( xD lol)

[Famosiz00]

Sell this as an audio book.

[AoiYukinoMisharu]

"You probably have AIDS anyway!" ? What...? Is she a homophobe too? O.o

[sillygrl23]

@AoiYukinoMisharu You think that is messed up, wait until you get the parts where she is like "Bi-sexual/Gay boys are totally HAWT!" talk about your contradictions >____<

[Tears222]

I'm so putting up links to your videos everywhere <3 And the snape-immitation is PERFECT

[TheBrittneyRochelle]

Ok, I lost it at the Oedipus Rex picture. Too good, too good!

[Pooky1991]

OMG This is the funniest thing I've discovered on youtube in a long time:D

[YellAtTheSky27]

Draco's voice in slightly annoying.

[BlackTurtwig]

@YellAtTheSky27 The whole fanfic is slightly annoying.

[LostxInxStereo5]

"Voldemort gave me a gun!" Even though she's a witch with a wand and a fucking vampire...

He probably knew she'd try that 'Crookshanks' shit again and throw Hermione's cat at Draco's face.

[LostxInxStereo5]

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!"

Wait, shouldn't it be "Vampire, I can't believe Draco cheated on me with you"?

[WhirrledPease]

LOL, Love dracos voice. That is such an amazing pic of Amy Lee! EVANESCENCE!!! WHOOT WHOOT

[YurtSquirrel]

They both have "boys' thingys"?

[pikachuokami90]

@YurtSquirrel well she is an emo,goth,witch,vampire,satanis­t,hogwarts student who is getting taped by teachers/giants/chewbacca so.... she could well be a transexual aswell

[pikachuokami90]

@YurtSquirrel oh and also a crazed MCR fangirl...

[aniretak92]

Thumbs up if you understood the Oedipus Rex picture.

[tallblondasian]

It's always really awkward when goth kids run into my classes and yell at each other when they're naked. It really takes away from my learning experience.

[PompamooseMagique]

Seriously, watching all of these one after the other. This has brightened up my day. And GC are fucking weak (I'm developing a theme on my comments, you may have noticed )

[littlexscreamer]

Voldemort's voice of NonGothic Evil just killed me. ... I love you guys. 

[dracotheferret]

Voldemort's voice sounds like Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q lol

[Oicherealtai]

I'm going to marry this video. -3

[sharosudo]

wtf plot, at Hermione? 

[Skiforyourlife]

How does this person even exist?

[connahharvey]

why are Snap and Loopin having sex while Dobby's watching?

[Lingerfly]

TIN GOD VONS

[KiraGarza]

I am actually crying laughing here, awesome, really awesome!

[Imasuky]

With every word a small bit of my soul dies....

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

[PlentyofLingon]

I HATH TELEKENESIS!

[CourtneyLeeKaulitz]

*Picture of joyous baby*

"Dark misery was in his depressed eyes."

[bethbas]

"Draco! Hi!" - I woke up the whole house, howling with laughter.

[AquaShamu]

Griffin-door. |D

[HPAnimeFreak]

Yes, that does sound like a Mary Sue to me.

[SuperHP666]

mother FUCKER! *oedipus rex*

this is so funny!!! especially since i just read it!

[Aelflar]

You know.......she could have lost her virility..who in the world knows anymore??

[MrASmallTurtle]

I just spit soda all over my keyboard from laughter, and now I need a new one.

Totally worth it.

[triplequeen]

I stopped wearing make up for fear of losing my virility. D:

[JuggyFWB]

This is pure, concentrated awesome.

[Abbytater]

God.... this is just priceless. These videos are so long, but I've still watched each one at least twice.

Whoever wrote "My Immortal" wins for most hilarious trolling ever.

[pizzavortex3000]

It's like she's only just discovered adverbs.

[Soscla]

I'll tell you why this video is good. Tim Curry at 00:43. That is all. The story is just so amazingly deplorable, I'll leave this and instead go and listen to the extreme sex that is Tim Curry's voice. Thank you!

[SnowSketchPro]

i wonder what preps has to do with flaming... i thought HATERS did the flaming, the preps did the comments like: don't worry about what they say, you can do it! and the goths were too emo to care. i'm not kidding. well, not that anything in my immortal makes sense anyway. XD

[YellowTurtle13]

xxxxxxxx666xxx... Z!

i died when i read that for the first time

[xFanpireProductionsx]

He can move objects with his mind?!?!

BEST PART XD

[YurzAndMyne]

Voldemorts voice is bloody epic!! xD "CROOKSHANKS!"

[GerardPlusLynZ4ever]

@sopranocath I laughed like a nut the whole way through this video

[TheXFalcon]

Guys dot dot dot I think I love you!

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Holy fuck, I just got the shock of my life. I'd just opened my channel in a new tab, and was waiting for it to load, when suddenly the video just decided to start on its own. Scared the shit outta me.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

"Rated X for...

x-tremely bad." More like X for x-tremely lame pun! *shot*

[amandamaya123]

I can't really describe how much I'm laughing right now. Only that I'm laying on my desk, literally gasping for air.

[Larrylarp]

"Voldemort got a 'dude, ur so retarded'-look on his face" is a line that should be put in some sort of hall of fame. Seriously, I almost mess my pants whenever I hear that...

[TheSwanheart]

Voldermorts voice = EPIC!

[clyneandras]

I hath Telekinesis!

Holy crap, he can cockslap her with his mind!

[littlehugbear]

*rolling over the floor laughing hard* SHAME for everyone who enjoys fan-fiction. No, chances are that the very only thing she knew, was how to write X's, and Ebony/Enoby, sexx, vampire, goffik, and cursing ... 40 chapters?? *facepalm* lines breaks, and POV's, spelling, and grammar are most likely not in her disctionary. You two are absolutely amazing. ... "Crookshanks"? LOL

[KoganeEnkou]

XDD Genius use of Oedipus Rex for when he says 'mother fucker' Ahhh... Im glad i know what that means... XDD

[handmiadenofgod]

I love how she always describes Voldemort as a prep, despite the fact that he is probably the most gothic character in the entire series.

[DeathNoteMaker]

You two are hilarious! XD

[bentfisk]

Dracos voice reminds me of Cartman. xD

[CaptainPositron]

1:09 that picture makes me crave french toast.

[Maginoshei]

Vampire Potter! You motherfucker!

[PyroEnchantress]

Draco's voice FTW.

[Erahoshigakinara]

"You Bas-tard!"

XD I love how whoever says that!

[1frthrdio]

"I HATH TELEKENISIS!"

[hyugabob]

aha.. oedipus rex... i see what you did there ;D :D

[elemental402]

After listening to that, I've got the same expression as Voldermort.

[EmteeThotsRinny]

holy musha...who reviewed her fan fic as good?

[SKLOVER16]

lmfaoooo. "He can move objs. with his mind??"

[SKLOVER16]

"see is that stupid?".....yes,yes it is. lmfaoo

[TheNoSensei]

Dark misery was in his depressed eyes

*picture of baby*

[MoreCantaloupePlease]

WIN

[SidheKnight]

*puts on a "you're so retarded" face*

xxxxx--- I HATH TELEKINESIS ---xxxxx

[HeadbangerPars]

TIN GOD VONS! ohhh lordy

[Arinacchi]

lol'd at the Cloud image :'D

[Agnethamoon]

...Slytherin, not griffin DOOR XD that really got me!

the best reading of my immortal i've found so far!

[Cassandrabellex]

Draco's voice sounds like this voice my boyfriend uses a joke sometimes.

It's part of why it always gets me...other than the fact that is totally genius.

You and your brother are so frickin' funny.

[IneCapa]

OH NOES MY VIRILITYYYYYYYY D8

[HyrAyl]

Showing Oedipus when she says "motherfucker" is one of those little strokes of genius....

[slinkmanlover14]

@HyrAyl I thought the same. lol

[ComradeCommissar1]

Draco sounds like most young kids who play Counter-Strike

[BigDumbNerd]

@ComradeCommissar1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[clyneandras]

A black leather bra?? eeew, it must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon! Lol

[LilyKun01]

MCR ROCKS! XDDDDD

[Zetsu101019]

awesome pics! this is better than LRMReading's. xD

[TheScienceguy77]

I'm dubbing "My Immortal" with a new name "Pseudo-Harry-Potter-Realm-Esq­ue Raping Story With Emphasis On The Rape Based Off The Movies With Horrible Writing That Makes Shakespeare Along With Any English Teacher Or Writer Turn Over In Their Graves/Childhood Raping Tool". I thought Rule 34 raped what's left of my childhood innocence, it's nothing compared to shit like this

[dremeth]

it burns my creative mind this will haunt my dreams for all time just dreaming about writing this *shivers*

[MetalGearRaxis]

Wait a minute, everything was flying at her along with Voldemort?

[xXAloeVeraxX]

TEN GOD VONS!

[HotoriKamitori]

I think I'll worship you two now XD

[TheStranglehold]

I'm going to go curl up in the corner and cry.

[CanadianLeprechauns]

Lol @ 2:23

Oedipus rex...motherfucker...ha.

[Kh2fan01]

C

L

O

U

D

ALERT!! =DDD

That made my lifetime. Srsly.

You guys rock <3

[Helmet0Kiddo]

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!"

LOL.

[goldenspiderduck]

even minor characters are trying to escape this story.

[Nymphetamine1193]

Omg, xD i love your brother xD

haha, you both rock xD

[jaggedcloud]

omg....O.o this story makes my writer's soul die....

[blindroulette]

the picture of oedipus at "mother fucker" made my day. xD ahgod, you guys are my heroes. lol.

[JOHstarry]

I want to fuck your brother

this made my week

I love this shit <3

[BigDumbNerd]

.........

[cherryriceball]

ROFL I love how you used Oedipus Rex when she says "motherfucker" hahahahaha. Awesome!

[annavd95]

i officially love your dramatic readings. i've heard a few chapters here and there, but yours are by far the best.

i laughed aloud qutie a few times, which is weird since this is a youtube video, haha.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

Haha....Cloudykinz picture. :3

[HilariousMayhem]

I die a little inside with each chapter...haha. But for some reason your voice makes it even funnier than it is.

XD

[evilmick66]

"I have... TELEKINESIS!!"

*falls over my chair*

[HeadbangerPars]

you mean "i HATH telekenisis" ?

lmao XD

[4thtroika]

2:44-2:46: Rufus!

[TheFoxFang]

I love those pictures and your brother's voice is hilarious. also, yes she is an hero. also it has over 40(so tempted to type 9,000!!!ONE!!!1) chapters because they are short. ALSO, those x's are annoying like this post...

[AnimesMyDrug]

We all want to marry your brother. xD

His voices make this gorrible story worth listening/reading.

[MonbaraChan]

Laughed so hard that I shat myself