Mass Effect: Biggest Bitch in the Galaxy Part One

[silencer299]

Way too soft.

Sheppard "doesn't like" anything. Francis "Hates" everything.

[ForsakenZOL]

She is the biggest bitch in the Milky Way

[Nalgamesh]

what mission is 7:24?

[Trollami]

@Nalgamesh Its a C-sec Mission, talk to the waitress in Flux to start it. 

[GRRAB]

why does everyones girl sheppard look exactly alike?

[Fiishylol]

@GRRAB I feel like the male shepards look the same aswell. But all hairstyles etc look horrible on female except this one, maybe thats why.

[GRRAB]

@Fiishylol yeah i suppose. thats a shame, i wanted to make a femshep but after seeing all these vids.. ehh you can't even make her that hot! lol

i wish you could make her sexy long haired like new Ashley in ME3. Now THAT's a sexy ME character haha

[Domovoi07]

0:47

"Oh my god! What did you do?"

"I knocked him the fuck out."

[supaman1395]

BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!!

[LockheedC130]

"You got balls, kid."

-"Uhm. Thanks, I guess. I can't spend gratidude."

[DeathDealer1997]

my ex-girlfriend is in this game

[senorjiveturkee]

"I can't spend gratitude."

[Lichman12]

Big Stupid Jellyfish!

[r0ck5orange]

Shepard doesn't like a lot fo things.

[stuartrockin]

Jennifer Hale, the voice actor for FemShep loves these videos (she says in a few interviews)

I guess you could say...

"Im Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on youtube"

[Majestyk16]

man this video made me laugh so hard, good job :) The jellyfish line and wrex's comment about eating him instead were the best.

[SatsugaiKaze]

Man, Shepard doesn't like a lot of things.

[SternMann93]

"You got balls kid."

O.o

[supervegito2277]

well you got her part but not giannas :(

[supervegito2277]

theres just one good scene missing.

Pissing gianna off, man it was funny.

Commander why wha.. WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU DOING

[supervegito2277]

hehe first threatning jax then drawing back, i always like doing that.

[cupelix14]

I just saw that. Pretty cool :)

[SternMann93]

Have you seen Jennifer Hale's interview where she mentions thsi video? watch?v=-jpOyf-sfoU

[SternMann93]

"Leave him. We need to finnish the mission."

*later*

"You just left the rest of your unit to die?"

[VampirateYuki]

aaaaannnnnd we're out. Oh I love Joker.

[skynet091287]

@VampirateYuki Why can't we do the same thing to the Illusive Man?!

[agearmaster1]

Jennifer Hale said that she watch this and love it ;)

[poweroftheatom]

@DragonfallCIA agree a thousand times. fems are more pargon cus you cant get a mean looking face like a male shep.

[Lordok12]

@DragonfallCIA Yeah... Maleshep is funnier... Femshep is a better voice actor >___>

[penguindiverz]

2:36 you got balls kid lol

[pmuzhiko]

-Do you take pleasure from committing genocide, Shepard ?

- Depends on the species . . . turian.

Best line :) Great video !

[supervegito2277]

@pmuzhiko i like this better.

How many times until the rachin overun the galaxy.

3 no 4.

[ForsakenZOL]

Male is better every way...

[dirtbikechick23]

the title alone made me lmfao

[SteamGrace]

Hey Carth, hey Bastila.

[keyoray]

This is hilarious. I never knew being a bitch could be so much fun! I'm putting some of her lines as my ringtone. Renegade Shepard and Wrex have so much chemistry together, it's wonderful. "They're actually going to let me eat you XD" 6:50

[cwxzeng]

hilarious lolol its too bad my heart is too good to play renegade. lol

[Theroguesunit6]

@cwxzeng After I got the profile pics from mass effect 1 but I was going to delete just mass effect 1 but it says gamer profile what happens if I delete it

[RYDERLOCO889]

Poor aliens D:

[sonn4jam3s]

"I don't like people calling me a bitch on youtube"

[SuperHeroMan411]

Shut your pie hole, otherwise you'll get a punch in the throat!

[Dorphin01]

femmale shepard is like francis i dont like this (i hate this)

xD

[mrdaym]

Sounds like a certain someone needs to get 'flexible' with Garrus.

[xtonytonytonyx]

lmao @ all of the "I don't like being ... (insert random comment here)"

[kaapuniokala]

2:35

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**IN balls.

[ResediVlad]

I should go.

[GryffenPuff]

Bitch Shep: "I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade."

Hahahaha xD You're awesome

[BMSillySylvie]

Shephard really doesn't like a lot of things

[thevampiredio]

she reminds me of Damsel from' vampire the masquerade bloodlines'

so hot!!:D

[Dustehue928]

whats the name of the red and black armor Shepard got?

[Kaweebo]

I love playing as a Renegade. I feel it makes more sense than playing as a Paragon.

[warcrouch]

2:58 killed in cold blood :P

[zoesoldier89]

Wrex your a god among men

[Raklryja]

here's something i've been wondering for a while: how many people are killable in Mass Effect? (not main enemies, but during dialogue, or people where you have an option to shoot). reply if you have any more. here's my list:

Chorban, ExoGeni dude, all Zhu's hope colonists, Shiala, Wrex, Finch (if you're earthborn), Fist, Asari on Virmire, Virmire prisoners,

[SpadeHand]

I don't like water.

I don't like small towns.

I don't like helicopters.

I don't like the woods.

I don't like Ayn Rand.

[501stCZ]

Turian Council Member: "Do you take pleasure on committing genocides, Commander?"

Shepard: "Depends on the species ... turian."

...

Shepard: "Whoops ..."

Joker: " Aaaand we're out."

- BEST

[Mentok211]

UG Femshep voice is fail

[Dustehue928]

Female Shepards default hair in ME1 looks a little like a child especially at 1:28

[d3nyd]

Femshep was so much better in ME1. It's like Jennifer Hale forgot how to act in those 3 years between games. Maleshep got a whole lot better, though.

[cypher515]

@d3nyd -- Seriously, I blame the directing...

though Mark Meer actually playing the

games he's in could also account for his improvement.

[Dustehue928]

OMFG!!!!!!!! when all the "I don't like" lines came i was rofling off my chair! Reminded me too much of Francis from Left 4 Dead

[Dustehue928]

btw Harkin deserved to be treated like crap

[Dustehue928]

1:32.......wow.........never even seen Male Shepard that pissed

[Bladethepokefreak]

Sic Semper Tyranis

[Zlouie123]

2:36

"You got balls, kid."

[expelled343]

that is not the correct code please report to security for arrest and interrogation

[killeing]

Wrex: Your right. They're actually going to let me eat you.

ROLF best line ever in gaming XD

[kazic284]

Hahaha she doesn't like a lot of things apparently.

[armax1805]

@kazic284 haha well she is the biggest bitch in the galaxy,thats her work XD

[Kickagnome]

"someone in here needs a punch in the throat" LOL

[watehfreak]

Lots of "I don't"s from 4:58 =p

[padawanmage71]

"They're going to let me eat you."

LOLOLOL!!

[fidget68]

"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!" XD

[fidget68]

Renegade female is the only way to play this game. Listening to the male voice actor is painful.

[TheRealSimsMaster]

@fidget68 Many including myself agree with you. It's sad that male shepard gets all the attention.

[DinaVicky]

I agree. Though I think jennifer hale is doing a great job voicing paragon shepard as well.

[Dustehue928]

@DinaVicky i know. Female Shepard fits more if you want to decide the personality. Male Shepard is pretty good as renegade too but. I find Male Shepard more of "just do the duty" dialogues

[illegalusername]

Best iceburn ever at the end.

[Daffanka]

If Jennifer Hale and Patrick Stewart had a baby the world would fall down and cry when it said its first word.

[mitchbuff]

The voice actor for a male shepard was horrible. That is the sole reason I played as a female in my games.

[pooface5]

Really? I thought the male Shepard was way better. =x

[Radwar99]

yeah me too.

[Jim88UK]

Damn, why oh why did I play Paragon? This is hilarious, I think a new playthrough as Renegade is needed. :D

[LimiTvBreaK]

6:53

I dont play Renagade often, and i never had wrex with me when I did, but i never heard him say he would eat somebody lol

[sroualdz]

damn, is there any way of shooting that preaching hanar?

[SpartanG062]

Nope.

[Dmasterman]

Space PMS :O

[LibertyPrimeV1]

''whoops'' lol

[gypsyman0313]

she sure doesn't like a lot of things

[Celtic2guardian]

Maybe she's an ascendant of Francis from Left 4 dead? :o

[CptPakundo]

I just thought of that... :D

[RockSmithStudio]

it would've been quicker to just kill them

[jakeru01]

your right they're actually going to let me eat you

LMAO

[CptPakundo]

Probably the best line in this video...

[delasmore]

did Septimus just say "YOU GOT BALLS KID" and your a girl? lol.

[delasmore]

roflmfao. "BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH."

[kwrenn110]

lol the galaxy is your bitch

[delasmore]

The council can kiss my ass.

[ClassicToonFan64]

YEAAAAAH!!! EVIL RULZZZZ!!11!!

I'm about to finish my Female Paragon run, and I'm starting a Male Renegade Run. Can't wait to tell Tali her race got what they deserved, can't wait to betray Parasini, can't wait to kill the Feros Colonists, can't wait to be an ass to the Council...

...This... makes virtual life worth living... Thanks for the video.

[vintoks]

Is that a bad joke? I've killed worst than you on my way to real problems.

[Sid4Rent]

Hell, she doesnt like alot of things huh?

[noraque]

um, yeah im here to be arrested and interrogated...

[ignyoing]

BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH XD

[NumberOneVampFan]

@ignyoing She sounds so childish there haha

[ignyoing]

haha pretty funny