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  • Wait so after hours of disscusing sex she is not willing to give it.

    As AVGN would say "ASS!!!!"

  • How can she be a nun if she had a whip and handcuffs? >:@

  • The voice acting is ATROCIOUS. This is done by an event management company. You know. Where you want your videogames from. Boycott kirinentertainment!

  • "I'm gonna marry a virgin! In the nineties!"

    Makes me sad to think that i know/knew 3 people on my school that are either the same or lower grade as i am, that are/were pregnant.

  • Stop this fucking annoyning music! >.<

  • 3:41 IT'S THE CHICKEN MASK!!!

  • Thumps up if you watch Avgn episode of this..

  • they called her a Pokemon Trainer in high school!

  • Once Again Religion Fucks Shit up :/

  • Wasn't she negotiating prices with the boss?

    umm.. What?

  • SO THERES THE NUN!!!

  • Miyamoto: "Not everyone can make a great game".....

  • ROFL "just for today"?

  • WHAT THE FUCK!? THE JEAPORDY THEME!?

    WHHHAAAAAAAAT!!!???

  • I'M GONNA FUCKIN' MARRY A FUCKIN' VIRGIN IN THE FUCKIN' 90'S ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • Anyone else have the virgin disease?

  • is this the actual ending??

    this is stupid.

    *hunts ebay for a 3do and plumbers dont wear ties...

  • ...... WWWWWHAAAAAT????

  • Yeah. Give me something different. GIVE ME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!

    -AVGN.

  • @2FunnyVersionIV there is the nun avgn

  • Is there actually any porn in this video? If I sat through this garbage I'd need at least some reward....

  • I didn't know Heavy Rain was a remake.

  • @Razolo They both lack action.

  • But shell sleep with a fat dude for 5mil a night?

  • 3:38 WTF? Is he skanking?

  • fuckin sucks i just bought this game

  • @ClaySkoal

    LOOL

  • later the next day there was a report of rape on Jane and john is the number one suspect

  • jesus fucking christ! Just watched the AVGN episode and i wanted to see the ending.

    But this is just beyond bad. She wants to stay a virgin? what the fuck? saving virgins is his speciality?

    And that music! oh. my. fucking. god.

    This whole "game" is beyond horrible.

  • you'll never eat lunch in this town again...Good, this town sucks. I'm glad I'll never eat lunch in this town again. :)

  • "I'm gonna marry a virgin! In the nineties!" made me laugh so so hard.

  • Yeah. Gimme something different. A different fucking game!

  • 2:42 pretty much sums up the entire game.

  • So......... She will have sex with a fat old dude for money, but she won't get married and have a normal Christian life? Nice plot twist.

  • xD!!!!!

  • I'll never eat lunch in this town again, thank god.

  • Why didn't James do a commentary on Jane becoming a nun?

  • virginity is a disability huh

  • This game makes me embarrassed to be a 90's kid

  • So basically... This girl is willing to run around have naked and negotiate being a prostitue but once she finds a real man she tells him she wants to be a nun?

    Couldn't she just tell her dad that in the beginning and stop this horrible game? Or went to the church instead of this guy's office?

    Other than those few details this was the Best. Game. Ever.

  • @PaperDanie2

    No this game sucks ass:)

  • @PaperDanie2: Everything you said in your first sentence pretty much described almost every "church girl" in existence.

  • as AVGN says: "WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING!!! FUUUUUCK"

  • give me somthing diffrent, give me a diffrent fucking game

    -avgn

  • After seeing the AVGN review, I always wondered where the nun was.

  • wait wait wait.the chiken man is pissed that i chose a clean ending WTF!

    its not like the other choices where i made her strip.this is ASS

  • wait wait wait.the chiken man is pissed that i chose a clean ending WTF!

    its not like the other choices where i made her stip.this is ASS

  • Wow this game opened my eyes...i need to go to the doctor stat...i have virgin deasese...

  • Wow....just wow

  • ...SAVING VIRGINS IS MY SPECIALTY?!

  • lol Since when was being a virgin a disability?

    Where were my disability checks?

  • So my theory was correct. There is no interactivity in this "game"- This is not in any way, shape, or form, a game.

  • "Yeah, You know what? Gimme something different, Give me a different Fucking Game!"

    -AVGN

  • Virginity is a disability....realtalk!

  • Since when is being a virgin a disease?

  • @cryssibaby

    Are you infected?

  • @cryssibaby Since forever.

  • @cryssibaby Since always.

  • @cryssibaby

    It's that STD called abstinence. Oh irony.

  • O_o wtf!

  • "Saving virgins is my speciality"

    DUDE! YOUR TRYING TO FUCK THIS CHICK RIGHT NOW AND NOT DOING VERY GOOD AT CONVINCING HER!

  • What the fuck? The awfulness of this game just blow my mind...

  • Bu...but...WTF!!! uncontrolibal urge? diner with my mom!?!? AND A FUCKING CHICKEN HEAD!!!!

  • you see i have this problem......... my dick need adtetion

  • This probably would have been funnier if she hadn't said it like 5 times in the intro

  • .................???

  • Make it stop!

  • Thank god I never knew this unhuman creation till I watched AVGN =)

  • if you follow one path, this "game" isn't even 30 minutes long...

  • She should've done porn instead of this game. Just sayin'.

  • @pacman5698 u got dat ffrom avgn

  • "im a virgin" "I wanna stay a virgin" Yeah, sure

  • WTF did I just watch...

  • Yeah you know what? Gimme different. GIMME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!!!

  • yeah, give me something different, GIVE ME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!

  • what the piss? The guy goes and scolds you turning her into a whore, but has a problem with her getting dirty with John??

  • fuck off chicken

  • Rofl...just rofl

  • Rofl

    

  • Give me something different, like... KILL ME! None have experienced the horrors I have...

  • @88Meters

    Perhaps you just aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate the subtle irony...this game is great

  • Damnit, I was hoping for a Different Fucking game. -.-

  • She's trolling hard!!!

  • Now I understand why AVGN didn't put this part in his video!

  • WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING???

  • @darkknight12348

    Does typing in big letters overcompensate for your small dick?

    This game is a pleasure and over 100K people have played it on youtube jackass

  • @rrrevan you really need to get a life rrr whatever this is a shitty game a very shitty one if you enjoyed this then i feel sorry for you and i am not a youtube jackass i have a life unlike you i can picture you right now you are one of the fat geeky kids who sit on their ass all day and play video games and the i typed the thing in big letters cuz simply the game sucks so fuck off and dont talk trash until you grow hair on your balls that i doubt you have them you fucking cunt

  • @darkknight12348

    Well, now that you got that off your chest....

    Oh, you have a life?....that's why your commenting on a 3DO game made popular by the Angry Video Game Nerd

  • @rrrevan i played this game three years ago i found and old dust 3DO and this game i played it and i hated it so much the game really sucked so i saw this video on accident and it reminded me who awful this game is and so i find you replying to my comment like a little bitch and call me a jackass and for the second time i have a life unlike you..

  • @darkknight12348

    You played this game on an old dust (sic) 3DO...and you saw this video on "accident" - I've seen many idiots on youtube block themselves into a corner with their own bullshit stories....but you sir, have reached a new low.

    rrrevan is wrong. You're not a jackass....you're a huge lying jackass whose too stupid to even come up with a plausible story. While you're playing 3DO and "accidently" playing a copy of plumbers...you're accusing rrevan of being a nerd. ..nice!

  • @darkknight12348

    4eversupportive just fowarded me your rant to him.......funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks shit-for-brains

  • @rrrevan its funny when nerds team up with each other like little bitches you people made my day watching you to is funny as hell thanks you fucking cunts^_^

  • @darkknight12348

    @darkknight12348

    Doesn't sound like you find this funny....sounds like you're angry that someone else thinks you're a fool too.

    I'm sure women are throwing themselves over each other to get to you. Any man who spells the word "dumb" with a P must be incredibly successful....

  • @4everSupportive well you are wrong i find this pretty funny and talking about women you must be a virgin right mister nerd the fact that you are talking about women right now proves that you are that kinda guy every woman hates that kinda guy who will never get laid i really enjoy watching you suffer brings me a good laugh :D

  • @darkknight12348 ironically, you said the word woman/women 3 times.

  • @darkknight12348 goddamn! are you really that dump?? wow! you made my day thx faggot ^_^

  • Ok, she wants to be a nun, but she strips down to her underwear to the boss?

  • WTF

  • what the fuck

  • Is this supposed to be funny?

  • "I'm gonna marry a virgin in the 90s!!"

    Best line ever said in a video"game".

  • thumbs up if avgn made you come here

  • This voice acting sucks harder than an industrial vaccuum cleaner...

  • o__O' WTF!

  • Nun? after she stripped to half? ololo

  • why the hell did i just watch the whole thing...

  • What is this i don't even

  • One time I took a shit and it looked like this game.

  • You always wanted to be a Virgin. Then why the fuck did you think about sleeping with the old guy?

  • Holy Crap. I realized i just played through this piece of Shit.

  • what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuck?

  • Somebody's gotta get a story behind this game - if you'd call it that. I think the actress posed naked somewhere - they're fake. I mean, it's like a real (crappy) FMV game got hit upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat.

  • Ya, you know what, gimme something different. GIMME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!!

  • I'm 12 and what is this?

  • @Jizg a shitty ass game

  • OMG ROFL! WTF LMAO I CANT BELIEVE THIS! LMAO LMAO LMAO ROFL ROFL ROFL! HILARIOUS! OMG LOL BBQ WTF OH EM GEE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO BBQ OH EM GEE JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHATTTTT LOL!!!

  • What is wrong with people...who made this freaking game?

  • @badekaret

    Nothing....my uncle didnt have a budget...and the game is entertaining (hence 100K people played it on youtube)

    Don't be an asshole

  • @rrrevan Entertaining? What is entertaining? To watch photos and hear people talking? You call that a game? Try Duke Nukem man !

  • @badekaret

    Heavy rain was inspired by this game....fact!

    You don't just watch photos and hear people talk....it's an interactive story pal...you make the choices and the game plays out accordingly

    Perhaps I'm slightly biased because my family was involved in the production....but I love it...and you should too

  • @rrrevan they played it just cause AVGN made a reviwe of it :P

  • @hokage97531

    Horseshit.........PDWT inspired heavy rain - it made it's impact on the industry.

    Maybe mr. rolfe increased its visibility, but it's still a landmark game. Do you like PDWT?

  • @rrrevan HELL NO!!! It's sucks ass

  • @Andr286

    And yet here you are playing it. Face it, the game was gutted by production costs and a new adult rating system in 94 that made it poison to financing.

    Where's your game turd head? At least my uncle actually made a game that was released.

  • @rrrevan Honestly I don't have that game just knew about it when watching AVGN

  • Wow. Is all i can say. I don't really have a comment for this one.

  • i have that disability

    wtf is wrong with u plumber

  • Did the woman voice actor quit?

  • This is horseshit!!

    No, i meant WHORE SHIT!!!

  • Get it?

  • "It's dirty work but someone has to do it"

    WTF???

  • Being a virgin is a disability??

    .....

    This game is amazingly lame.

  • "Oh my god, what if she has a disease?!!" I WAS LIKE WTF??

  • WTF!? 0_o

  • so she wants to be a nun and stay a virgin but she had a boob job? why game why

  • Shit, I just realised that there was sound coming out of my left headphone.

    Made him look like an idiot... wait, he is.

  • 2:35

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?

  • i always wanted to know the endings from this game ever since i saw the AVGN review

  • Wait in the opening she said she didn't WANT to be a nun...BZZZT

    Me: *facepalm*

    Harry: well you did it again, all John wanted was a little nookie, and you paired him up with a nun wannabe?

    Me: Well, your a chicken wannabe.

    Harry: Some ending you created. You'll never be eating lunch in this town again.

    Me: Oh but I was going to have my favorite. *pulls back of handgun* Fried chicken.

  • @Djstudiosgold good one

  • Fuck this it sucks monkey balls and it ieats turn

  • ...What the fuck is this?

  • One of the greatest IRL troll jobs ever.

  • What a shitload of fuck.

  • Since when is being a virgin a disability? D:<

  • Where the fuck is that prick Stiffler when this film/game needs his advice.

  • So there's actually a game that is EVEN WORSE than E.T. for the Atari 2600?

  • i think john is mentally challenged "i get these strange feelings and urges!" well you see john we need to have a little talk..........

  • XDDDD

  • this makes the faces of evil look like the ocarina of time

  • @chincherrinas You will not compare this to the CD-I games! Those games are freaking epic! D : <

  • oh man, this has to be the worst game ever made

    and wtf why is he wearing a tie anyway?!

  • 'I'm gonna marry a virgin, in the 90's!'

  • Plot holes in way too many ways.

  • I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT DOES A BUZZER NOISE

  • the people made this game are virgins

  • LOL WHAT THE FUCK FOR AN ENDING IS THIS. SHE WAS NEGOTIATING WITH THE BOSS FOR A SEX, and kissed him and now she wants to be a nun? AND WHATS UP WITH HIS FUCKING ACTING. LOL AT HIS VOICe.

  • Man the acting is bad

  • WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THIS

  • END THIS THING

  • Saving Virgins is my specialty!

  • The background music should be "Like A Virgin"

  • "I want to be a nun."

    O_O. Why were you negotiating for sex, then!? XD

  • You know I had to watch the ending after AVGN but its like wondering what happens when you hit your head with a hammer... Fuck why did I do it?

  • never mind the boss JOHN IS THE PERVERT!!!

  • At 2:48 the way the guy acts is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

  • this. is. retarded

  • Fucking chicken mask....

  • I'm a virgin.

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! THAT CHICK IS HOT AND THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE PORN I WANT TO SEEE TITIES !!!!!!!!