The voice acting is ATROCIOUS. This is done by an event management company. You know. Where you want your videogames from. Boycott kirinentertainment!
So basically... This girl is willing to run around have naked and negotiate being a prostitue but once she finds a real man she tells him she wants to be a nun?
Couldn't she just tell her dad that in the beginning and stop this horrible game? Or went to the church instead of this guy's office?
Other than those few details this was the Best. Game. Ever.
@rrrevan you really need to get a life rrr whatever this is a shitty game a very shitty one if you enjoyed this then i feel sorry for you and i am not a youtube jackass i have a life unlike you i can picture you right now you are one of the fat geeky kids who sit on their ass all day and play video games and the i typed the thing in big letters cuz simply the game sucks so fuck off and dont talk trash until you grow hair on your balls that i doubt you have them you fucking cunt
@rrrevan i played this game three years ago i found and old dust 3DO and this game i played it and i hated it so much the game really sucked so i saw this video on accident and it reminded me who awful this game is and so i find you replying to my comment like a little bitch and call me a jackass and for the second time i have a life unlike you..
You played this game on an old dust (sic) 3DO...and you saw this video on "accident" - I've seen many idiots on youtube block themselves into a corner with their own bullshit stories....but you sir, have reached a new low.
rrrevan is wrong. You're not a jackass....you're a huge lying jackass whose too stupid to even come up with a plausible story. While you're playing 3DO and "accidently" playing a copy of plumbers...you're accusing rrevan of being a nerd. ..nice!
@rrrevan its funny when nerds team up with each other like little bitches you people made my day watching you to is funny as hell thanks you fucking cunts^_^
@4everSupportive well you are wrong i find this pretty funny and talking about women you must be a virgin right mister nerd the fact that you are talking about women right now proves that you are that kinda guy every woman hates that kinda guy who will never get laid i really enjoy watching you suffer brings me a good laugh :D
Somebody's gotta get a story behind this game - if you'd call it that. I think the actress posed naked somewhere - they're fake. I mean, it's like a real (crappy) FMV game got hit upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat.
And yet here you are playing it. Face it, the game was gutted by production costs and a new adult rating system in 94 that made it poison to financing.
Where's your game turd head? At least my uncle actually made a game that was released.
LOL WHAT THE FUCK FOR AN ENDING IS THIS. SHE WAS NEGOTIATING WITH THE BOSS FOR A SEX, and kissed him and now she wants to be a nun? AND WHATS UP WITH HIS FUCKING ACTING. LOL AT HIS VOICe.
Wait so after hours of disscusing sex she is not willing to give it.
As AVGN would say "ASS!!!!"
hughcri 1 day ago
How can she be a nun if she had a whip and handcuffs? >:@
Wobatter 1 week ago
The voice acting is ATROCIOUS. This is done by an event management company. You know. Where you want your videogames from. Boycott kirinentertainment!
HollyBee9000 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Hormone1994
"I'm gonna marry a virgin! In the nineties!"
Makes me sad to think that i know/knew 3 people on my school that are either the same or lower grade as i am, that are/were pregnant.
Lucios1995 1 week ago
Stop this fucking annoyning music! >.<
luizthefighter 2 weeks ago
3:41 IT'S THE CHICKEN MASK!!!
Darthbrandon 2 weeks ago
Thumps up if you watch Avgn episode of this..
Asgerstang 2 weeks ago 3
they called her a Pokemon Trainer in high school!
KneeOJustice 3 weeks ago
Once Again Religion Fucks Shit up :/
IwubMaiColettie 3 weeks ago
Wasn't she negotiating prices with the boss?
umm.. What?
GriffinGamingStudios 3 weeks ago
SO THERES THE NUN!!!
ScienceGuy12345678 1 month ago 9
Miyamoto: "Not everyone can make a great game".....
kdreamland 1 month ago 2
ROFL "just for today"?
DerickVonD 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!? THE JEAPORDY THEME!?
WHHHAAAAAAAAT!!!???
JonJonFtheW 2 months ago
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' MARRY A FUCKIN' VIRGIN IN THE FUCKIN' 90'S ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
MiguelSaavedraQuijon 2 months ago 6
Anyone else have the virgin disease?
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Ervine4 3 months ago
is this the actual ending??
this is stupid.
*hunts ebay for a 3do and plumbers dont wear ties...
iIamITheIMaster 4 months ago
...... WWWWWHAAAAAT????
GuyPagani 4 months ago
Yeah. Give me something different. GIVE ME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!
-AVGN.
2FunnyVersionIV 4 months ago 74
@2FunnyVersionIV there is the nun avgn
sonnicaddict 3 weeks ago
Is there actually any porn in this video? If I sat through this garbage I'd need at least some reward....
lkjkhfggd 4 months ago
I didn't know Heavy Rain was a remake.
Razolo 4 months ago 12
@Razolo They both lack action.
YaoiHuntressEarth 2 months ago
But shell sleep with a fat dude for 5mil a night?
Erectedmotorcyclist1 4 months ago
3:38 WTF? Is he skanking?
goherd3112 5 months ago
fuckin sucks i just bought this game
ClaySkoal 5 months ago
@ClaySkoal
LOOL
flarekary 4 months ago
later the next day there was a report of rape on Jane and john is the number one suspect
TheVidotube 5 months ago 10
jesus fucking christ! Just watched the AVGN episode and i wanted to see the ending.
But this is just beyond bad. She wants to stay a virgin? what the fuck? saving virgins is his speciality?
And that music! oh. my. fucking. god.
This whole "game" is beyond horrible.
Villa1337 5 months ago 3
you'll never eat lunch in this town again...Good, this town sucks. I'm glad I'll never eat lunch in this town again. :)
darklightundead 5 months ago 2
"I'm gonna marry a virgin! In the nineties!" made me laugh so so hard.
BlueNinjaMage 5 months ago 3
Yeah. Gimme something different. A different fucking game!
TeamPlasmaKingN 5 months ago
2:42 pretty much sums up the entire game.
YamiSatoshi 5 months ago 2
So......... She will have sex with a fat old dude for money, but she won't get married and have a normal Christian life? Nice plot twist.
imnotharrypotter14 5 months ago 5
xD!!!!!
micahqgecko 5 months ago
I'll never eat lunch in this town again, thank god.
arenapwner361 5 months ago
Why didn't James do a commentary on Jane becoming a nun?
bushbasher85 5 months ago
virginity is a disability huh
CyprusShu 5 months ago
This game makes me embarrassed to be a 90's kid
Angrykitty19 5 months ago 3
So basically... This girl is willing to run around have naked and negotiate being a prostitue but once she finds a real man she tells him she wants to be a nun?
Couldn't she just tell her dad that in the beginning and stop this horrible game? Or went to the church instead of this guy's office?
Other than those few details this was the Best. Game. Ever.
PaperDanie2 6 months ago 12
@PaperDanie2
No this game sucks ass:)
Fallout1Boi 5 months ago
@PaperDanie2: Everything you said in your first sentence pretty much described almost every "church girl" in existence.
YungReg88 2 months ago
as AVGN says: "WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING!!! FUUUUUCK"
rissipenv 6 months ago
give me somthing diffrent, give me a diffrent fucking game
-avgn
Gigabowser4 6 months ago
After seeing the AVGN review, I always wondered where the nun was.
mgfan100 6 months ago 6
wait wait wait.the chiken man is pissed that i chose a clean ending WTF!
its not like the other choices where i made her strip.this is ASS
kira1death 6 months ago 5
wait wait wait.the chiken man is pissed that i chose a clean ending WTF!
its not like the other choices where i made her stip.this is ASS
kira1death 6 months ago
Wow this game opened my eyes...i need to go to the doctor stat...i have virgin deasese...
emurami 6 months ago
Wow....just wow
CeticWales 6 months ago
...SAVING VIRGINS IS MY SPECIALTY?!
anicfanz44 7 months ago
lol Since when was being a virgin a disability?
Where were my disability checks?
LilSakura90 7 months ago
So my theory was correct. There is no interactivity in this "game"- This is not in any way, shape, or form, a game.
Swampert384 7 months ago
"Yeah, You know what? Gimme something different, Give me a different Fucking Game!"
-AVGN
SNESfan231 7 months ago 7
Virginity is a disability....realtalk!
vankook 7 months ago
Since when is being a virgin a disease?
cryssibaby 8 months ago 68
@cryssibaby
Are you infected?
rrrevan 7 months ago
@cryssibaby Since forever.
Grandstra 4 months ago
@cryssibaby Since always.
Yokhen 2 months ago
@cryssibaby
It's that STD called abstinence. Oh irony.
zolo1243 1 week ago
O_o wtf!
sonofdark18 8 months ago
"Saving virgins is my speciality"
DUDE! YOUR TRYING TO FUCK THIS CHICK RIGHT NOW AND NOT DOING VERY GOOD AT CONVINCING HER!
bigbrown4114493 8 months ago
What the fuck? The awfulness of this game just blow my mind...
DasBeda 8 months ago
Bu...but...WTF!!! uncontrolibal urge? diner with my mom!?!? AND A FUCKING CHICKEN HEAD!!!!
GUYDUDEization 8 months ago
you see i have this problem......... my dick need adtetion
vambrave5136 8 months ago
This probably would have been funnier if she hadn't said it like 5 times in the intro
weofparadigm 8 months ago
.................???
SamJohn95 9 months ago
Make it stop!
Maddjoka 9 months ago
Thank god I never knew this unhuman creation till I watched AVGN =)
Andr286 9 months ago
if you follow one path, this "game" isn't even 30 minutes long...
LMTR14 9 months ago
She should've done porn instead of this game. Just sayin'.
TetsuMatiaro 9 months ago
@pacman5698 u got dat ffrom avgn
megahead3 9 months ago
"im a virgin" "I wanna stay a virgin" Yeah, sure
PrivateeRyann 9 months ago
WTF did I just watch...
TheMCcane 9 months ago
Yeah you know what? Gimme different. GIMME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!!!
pacman5698 9 months ago
yeah, give me something different, GIVE ME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!
LeonXBlade10 10 months ago
what the piss? The guy goes and scolds you turning her into a whore, but has a problem with her getting dirty with John??
robertsfunny1995 10 months ago
fuck off chicken
mikeynike81 10 months ago
Rofl...just rofl
brenchtoast44 10 months ago
Rofl
brenchtoast44 10 months ago
Give me something different, like... KILL ME! None have experienced the horrors I have...
88Meters 10 months ago
@88Meters
Perhaps you just aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate the subtle irony...this game is great
rrrevan 10 months ago
Damnit, I was hoping for a Different Fucking game. -.-
DariusEdge2 10 months ago
She's trolling hard!!!
connard0 10 months ago
Now I understand why AVGN didn't put this part in his video!
corbaseball12 10 months ago
WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING???
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348
Does typing in big letters overcompensate for your small dick?
This game is a pleasure and over 100K people have played it on youtube jackass
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan you really need to get a life rrr whatever this is a shitty game a very shitty one if you enjoyed this then i feel sorry for you and i am not a youtube jackass i have a life unlike you i can picture you right now you are one of the fat geeky kids who sit on their ass all day and play video games and the i typed the thing in big letters cuz simply the game sucks so fuck off and dont talk trash until you grow hair on your balls that i doubt you have them you fucking cunt
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348
Well, now that you got that off your chest....
Oh, you have a life?....that's why your commenting on a 3DO game made popular by the Angry Video Game Nerd
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan i played this game three years ago i found and old dust 3DO and this game i played it and i hated it so much the game really sucked so i saw this video on accident and it reminded me who awful this game is and so i find you replying to my comment like a little bitch and call me a jackass and for the second time i have a life unlike you..
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348
You played this game on an old dust (sic) 3DO...and you saw this video on "accident" - I've seen many idiots on youtube block themselves into a corner with their own bullshit stories....but you sir, have reached a new low.
rrrevan is wrong. You're not a jackass....you're a huge lying jackass whose too stupid to even come up with a plausible story. While you're playing 3DO and "accidently" playing a copy of plumbers...you're accusing rrevan of being a nerd. ..nice!
4everSupportive 10 months ago
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@4everSupportive goddamn! are you really that dump?? wow! you made my day thx faggot ^_^
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348
4eversupportive just fowarded me your rant to him.......funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks shit-for-brains
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan its funny when nerds team up with each other like little bitches you people made my day watching you to is funny as hell thanks you fucking cunts^_^
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348
@darkknight12348
Doesn't sound like you find this funny....sounds like you're angry that someone else thinks you're a fool too.
I'm sure women are throwing themselves over each other to get to you. Any man who spells the word "dumb" with a P must be incredibly successful....
4everSupportive 10 months ago
@4everSupportive well you are wrong i find this pretty funny and talking about women you must be a virgin right mister nerd the fact that you are talking about women right now proves that you are that kinda guy every woman hates that kinda guy who will never get laid i really enjoy watching you suffer brings me a good laugh :D
darkknight12348 10 months ago
@darkknight12348 ironically, you said the word woman/women 3 times.
hokage97531 10 months ago
@darkknight12348 goddamn! are you really that dump?? wow! you made my day thx faggot ^_^
darkknight12348 10 months ago
Ok, she wants to be a nun, but she strips down to her underwear to the boss?
ifrit1780 10 months ago
WTF
MrAnymous32 10 months ago
what the fuck
bamjonson 10 months ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
ProgressiveAudio 10 months ago
"I'm gonna marry a virgin in the 90s!!"
Best line ever said in a video"game".
SuperAwesomeTiago 10 months ago 3
thumbs up if avgn made you come here
gogetyourverb 10 months ago 134
This voice acting sucks harder than an industrial vaccuum cleaner...
lvl102cbman 10 months ago 7
o__O' WTF!
elcangriblack 10 months ago
Nun? after she stripped to half? ololo
ljuc 10 months ago
why the hell did i just watch the whole thing...
JohnnyThePepper 10 months ago
What is this i don't even
bergAgreb 10 months ago
One time I took a shit and it looked like this game.
Ostnizdasht206 10 months ago 7
You always wanted to be a Virgin. Then why the fuck did you think about sleeping with the old guy?
mdoherty9188 10 months ago 7
Holy Crap. I realized i just played through this piece of Shit.
Crumbleberry 10 months ago
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
phullofit 10 months ago
Somebody's gotta get a story behind this game - if you'd call it that. I think the actress posed naked somewhere - they're fake. I mean, it's like a real (crappy) FMV game got hit upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat.
burr1aj 10 months ago
Ya, you know what, gimme something different. GIMME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!!!
pacman5698 10 months ago
I'm 12 and what is this?
Jizg 10 months ago
@Jizg a shitty ass game
Ignore14 10 months ago
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What a shit load of fuck.
marzto 10 months ago
OMG ROFL! WTF LMAO I CANT BELIEVE THIS! LMAO LMAO LMAO ROFL ROFL ROFL! HILARIOUS! OMG LOL BBQ WTF OH EM GEE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO BBQ OH EM GEE JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHATTTTT LOL!!!
Endiroth 10 months ago
What is wrong with people...who made this freaking game?
badekaret 10 months ago
@badekaret
Nothing....my uncle didnt have a budget...and the game is entertaining (hence 100K people played it on youtube)
Don't be an asshole
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan Entertaining? What is entertaining? To watch photos and hear people talking? You call that a game? Try Duke Nukem man !
badekaret 10 months ago
@badekaret
Heavy rain was inspired by this game....fact!
You don't just watch photos and hear people talk....it's an interactive story pal...you make the choices and the game plays out accordingly
Perhaps I'm slightly biased because my family was involved in the production....but I love it...and you should too
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan they played it just cause AVGN made a reviwe of it :P
hokage97531 10 months ago
@hokage97531
Horseshit.........PDWT inspired heavy rain - it made it's impact on the industry.
Maybe mr. rolfe increased its visibility, but it's still a landmark game. Do you like PDWT?
rrrevan 10 months ago
@rrrevan HELL NO!!! It's sucks ass
Andr286 9 months ago
@Andr286
And yet here you are playing it. Face it, the game was gutted by production costs and a new adult rating system in 94 that made it poison to financing.
Where's your game turd head? At least my uncle actually made a game that was released.
rrrevan 9 months ago
@rrrevan Honestly I don't have that game just knew about it when watching AVGN
Andr286 7 months ago
Wow. Is all i can say. I don't really have a comment for this one.
AzureC 10 months ago
i have that disability
wtf is wrong with u plumber
martyxcallsiefer 10 months ago
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who wrote this?
NYG4LIFE123 10 months ago
Did the woman voice actor quit?
windowsforvista 10 months ago
This is horseshit!!
No, i meant WHORE SHIT!!!
mackroh 11 months ago
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Uhhhhhh Harper if you see this on my channel you need to see this.
sonicdsfan1 11 months ago
Get it?
zodawg0079 11 months ago
"It's dirty work but someone has to do it"
WTF???
MrSambaboy 1 year ago 18
Being a virgin is a disability??
.....
This game is amazingly lame.
baahhhFATALITY11 1 year ago 7
"Oh my god, what if she has a disease?!!" I WAS LIKE WTF??
DoctorObviously 1 year ago
WTF!? 0_o
pHr33kAcHu 1 year ago
so she wants to be a nun and stay a virgin but she had a boob job? why game why
yaktr12 1 year ago
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This is the worst game ever
LiquidArmProduction 1 year ago
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I just...what the....uhhh....just.......what a shit load of fuck.
darknightten 1 year ago
Shit, I just realised that there was sound coming out of my left headphone.
Made him look like an idiot... wait, he is.
over9000foottroll 1 year ago
2:35
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
sammycrow30 1 year ago
i always wanted to know the endings from this game ever since i saw the AVGN review
madnutcase84 1 year ago 73
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Ya know what gimme something different! GIMME A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!
pacman5698 1 year ago
Wait in the opening she said she didn't WANT to be a nun...BZZZT
Me: *facepalm*
Harry: well you did it again, all John wanted was a little nookie, and you paired him up with a nun wannabe?
Me: Well, your a chicken wannabe.
Harry: Some ending you created. You'll never be eating lunch in this town again.
Me: Oh but I was going to have my favorite. *pulls back of handgun* Fried chicken.
Djstudiosgold 1 year ago 60
@Djstudiosgold good one
SacreligousTurkey 10 months ago
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whoever the fuck made this piece of shit should just die!
MyWilliam1996 1 year ago
Fuck this it sucks monkey balls and it ieats turn
LOLJKSTUDIO 1 year ago
...What the fuck is this?
Darkestbefourdawn 1 year ago
One of the greatest IRL troll jobs ever.
EspnNBAGeneral 1 year ago
What a shitload of fuck.
Ranziel1 1 year ago 4
Since when is being a virgin a disability? D:<
ZoombiniChan 1 year ago
Where the fuck is that prick Stiffler when this film/game needs his advice.
xRocketzFighterx 1 year ago
So there's actually a game that is EVEN WORSE than E.T. for the Atari 2600?
xBlackxZerox 1 year ago 4
i think john is mentally challenged "i get these strange feelings and urges!" well you see john we need to have a little talk..........
progamer63 1 year ago
XDDDD
paulkn6 1 year ago
this makes the faces of evil look like the ocarina of time
chincherrinas 1 year ago 2
@chincherrinas You will not compare this to the CD-I games! Those games are freaking epic! D : <
ZoombiniChan 1 year ago
oh man, this has to be the worst game ever made
and wtf why is he wearing a tie anyway?!
Janne12355 1 year ago
'I'm gonna marry a virgin, in the 90's!'
BloodChicken 1 year ago 4
Plot holes in way too many ways.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago
I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT DOES A BUZZER NOISE
IrishKeshiHead 1 year ago
the people made this game are virgins
Mikeys9607TE 1 year ago
LOL WHAT THE FUCK FOR AN ENDING IS THIS. SHE WAS NEGOTIATING WITH THE BOSS FOR A SEX, and kissed him and now she wants to be a nun? AND WHATS UP WITH HIS FUCKING ACTING. LOL AT HIS VOICe.
Manneomgwtf 1 year ago
Man the acting is bad
MisterConan90 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THIS
nelsonr12 1 year ago
END THIS THING
jupitertszchun 1 year ago
Saving Virgins is my specialty!
Starfreak84 1 year ago
The background music should be "Like A Virgin"
Doommaster1994 1 year ago 2
"I want to be a nun."
O_O. Why were you negotiating for sex, then!? XD
DevilsArcadia777 1 year ago
You know I had to watch the ending after AVGN but its like wondering what happens when you hit your head with a hammer... Fuck why did I do it?
MatrixShadow 1 year ago
never mind the boss JOHN IS THE PERVERT!!!
psychomantis108 1 year ago
At 2:48 the way the guy acts is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.
askmenothing9114 1 year ago
this. is. retarded
kylejack1 1 year ago 4
Fucking chicken mask....
MrFredFuchs 1 year ago 5
I'm a virgin.
iHKG0 1 year ago 2
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What a fucking piece of shit of a game.
TRUTH4IDIOTS 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! THAT CHICK IS HOT AND THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE PORN I WANT TO SEEE TITIES !!!!!!!!
themasterkilzoner 1 year ago