4/28: Kristina's knowledge injections.

[CrushingReality]

This is so cute, Krístina was much cuter 4 years ago ;)

[smilingmouth]

@ALLCAPSfan98726 but then you do not have zee pleasure of reading/watching it!!!

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

If I could get a knowledge injection it will be everything about Harry Potter.Like one Harry Potter injection please and thing I know everything that is everything Harry Potter.I am a HP freak if you didn't know.

[2ndSamuel710]

Hush little baby don't U cry, doc's gona inject U with formaldehyde... If that formaldehyde don't make U sick, doc'll come up with another trick.. Last month Pakistan reported 136 recent cases of polio,107 of them had had polio shots. Simple test.- Let's compare health of vaccinated to Un-vaccinated.. Do Amish have autism?. Why yes- in those adopted from overseas vaccinated upon entry & those taken away by the state & vaccinated. Idaho health director Peterson halted Salk polio July 1, 1955.

[KerryisaNinjaa]

ew needles!!

[adrennalinpro1]

KRISTINA HATER!!!!! nom nom nom. MEEKAKITTY ROCKS!!!!!!! LIKE THIS TO KEEP IT AT THE TOP!!!! Nom nom nom

[thedursleys]

all the suggestions are like actual injections

[pyrobreaker13]

Knowledge injections....welcome to the Matrix.

[bahimaduck]

you made me yawn.

[toadroll]

What do hot air balloons have to do with American Government, lol.

[tristantogo]

this is the most viewed video on 5AG.

[niminonono]

I like the wet hair better :)

[SixDevils]

ur hot! they i said its been done.

[sergio8aarvizu]

hehe young Kristina

[JMazterV112]

uummmm......... stay in school.

[geniussmail]

I had the exact same problem with gov.

It's the only class I've ever a;most failed.

[blahblahblah12312347]

whoa the weird thing is we hav the same EXACT bed, and mine was my sisters from like 15 years ago. shes 25 now...

[geek4freaks]

injections = flashcards

[ThisisyourCrowd]

I  LOVE enders shadow!

[HazelWHOREFACE]

And I think I prefer your hair like this too O.o (In the nicest possible way)

[HazelWHOREFACE]

I still prefer the old intro *sigh*

[nanofanta]

HEY! i wasted 40 years of my life, just trying to invent your freakin knowledge inyection, and now that i think about it, you already had the exam!! what the heck im i going to do with this now?? i mean, i can invente a knowledge inyection, i dont think i need any more knowledge, im really wisdom....

[saudnasse]

hot ass

[miley9537839]

lol funny girl!! xxxxx

[LilyLilyLilyPotter]

i luv, Jacob Black, too.

[nerdhuggersftw]

Kristina, you watch LOST?! That just completely made me nerd out. LOST fans are so hard to find, but they're so cool. I'm so sad that this is the last season, but I can't wait for it to come back!

Awesome video! Dftba! And I hope your test went ok. :)

[ginny62442]

YOU WATCH LOST?!

I love you

[lalamoola]

OMG old theme

[rachelfrench1992]

Lost scares me. Just the thouyght of a plane crash like that makes me not wanna fly

[faomosgirl]

I love Lost! Such a good show :)

[yessi92hc]

lol you're funny

[45thpaace]

wow ... SPAZ! you're definitely a goof. D and above is a passing grade and a C is even transferable. Good luck mate!

[karixlee]

These girls influenced me to walk around school today wearing a "DFTBA" sign today. =)

[Alchemydude666]

Kristina, I can't see you anymore without hearing "I want to be mrs. nerimon"

[schliebener]

honestly, i don`t know how to do the inyection thing, but i can do you an enema and make you speak german................

[mateor09]

do you or have you ever taken any substances i wanna know anything foreign youve ever put in your body please. thank you.

[TheSamieruExperiment]

Do you want to travel to Japan?

Japanese is awesome.

I am also not done with Ender's Shadow. :(

[rachelfrench1992]

"OK, someone, go invent that!"

Cracked me up :-)

[thecolormaria]

oh my gosh, i'm failing my american government class too!

we use that book as well

i'm on my way to read 150 pages from it for tomorrow.

[13Potter42]

I quite understand the government thing. I'm taking AP Government and Politics. I'm usually really good at recent events and government stuff. During the election I had an A in that class but since then we're disussing things like the bureaucracy and I CAN'T remember that stuff :( So I have a C...which is Ashlee failing...

[alessiofbt]

e quotiamo anche qui niko91pr :)

[sneeze1970]

you're not quite old enough to remember about all time tv shows,you should listen to Coldplay's version of "Lost!"

[pieisfire14]

she is hot.....

[LAshlieH]

when you talked about enders shadow and enders game, I went to look for them, but could only find enders shadow. I was worried that reading that one first would ruin it and I thought about it very carefully, then I read it anyway.

Still havent come across enders game..its been almost a year. : (

[niko91pr]

hai una faccia da pompinara lo sai??

[pianogirl1432]

lol we use the same book for our american government.....but i'm in high school lol

[eellhhss1]

i love jacob black so much!!!

x

[DaleMurph]

THe Lost finale is Enhanced tonight. The Season 5 Premiere is next week. I miss Claire. I'm probably going to wait till Season 6 to find out if she's really dead.

Read this week's TV Guide. It's great.

[DaleMurph]

I just subscribed to your personal channel.

[singleigh]

youre really exciting and jumpy! haha, not boring.

[cool0045]

iam 10 and i think your really pretty.

[TheBaby8myDingo]

Did you ever see the movie "THX-1138"?

George Lucas' first film.

The "school children" receive their "lessons" via intravenous injections. The idea is that memory is composed of chemicals called RNA which could be synthetically duplicated and fed into your brain to create artificial "memories." But seriously, you probably would not want a mega-corporation chemical manufacturer telling you what to think, no matter how desperately you wanted a grade of "A"!

[amartini51]

You could try the method they used in 10,000 Years in a Block of Ice -- basically post-hypnotic suggestion. No needles, which is good, but there's still the whole other people taking control of your brain thing.

[pigbenis305]

lay off the crack

[dougie159753]

wow, you have bioutifull hear!!

[FS201]

your actually .... gay like wth, do you have nothing better to do ?

[purecreatine]

Someone has to close that girls mouth....

[FS201]

wtf is wrong with you

[salehkhalifi]

i love u

[hpfan124]

you are like me if i get lower than B it is failing in my eyes.

[Abbycrombie708]

aaaah ily! lol

[forwhomthebelltolls]

meth is bad for you

[PickleoBrine]

Ha ha, LOST is awesome!

Especially the Season Finale.

I usually get around 5-6 hours of sleep, if I'm lucky.

:-)

[HeyJeremyC]

I'm glad Liane got that question, because she seems like only 5AGirl that never really liked Disney.

[ZOMGitstim]

YES. LOST. THANK YOU.

Lost is my bible. And the constant/time traveling one was ORGASMIC to my eyes.

[HaleyMary]

Knowledge injections.....ha, that would be a great invention. :)

[wordencarne]

"only kind of..."

[Lycoris93]

Nihongo o benkyou shitemasu!-kinda

[jaxx241]

omg how did you make the intro @ 0:07 secs its really good!

[rachelfrench15]

luved the intro - ITS MONDAAAAAAAAAY!

[xObriekaOx]

go team JACOB!!!!!

[k0rnX24]

your yawn made me yawn. lawl.

[iizMrsJonas]

I am LOSTie too.I love Jack sooooo much,hate Juliet(kissed Jack 2 times)am OK with Kate(She's kinda cool.Anyway,Hurley is so cute!(baby cute, not Jack cute.And I miss Charlie,don't you?

[RavenclawGirlForLife]

I am a lostie too lol

[rachelfrench1992]

I'm a LOSTy too!

[almalinda06]

I had the exact same textbook in my PoliSci class last summer!

Don't worry, it sucked for me too. i came out with a B-. My only non-A. i was so sad!

[almalinda06]

Oh, also, i employ a technique called "Learning by Osmosis".

It's simple. Sleep with your head atop the book, and in the morning, the information will have diffused into your brain! You will be a polisci junkie!

[AdamsKid93]

Yeah! Go team Jacob! Jacob is awesome and he made me cry in eclipse! I felt so bad for him it made my heart ache! And he's not even a real person! Wow!

[edward1draco77]

jacob black is smexyish! You see, I LOVE edward, but I would settle for jacob seeing as edward is taken for all of eternity... yeah... uhmm well i luv all ur vids! you and lauren are the most entertaining, but I still luv all of you

xoxo

Shruti

[pippi8790]

"Someone go invent that. Then leave a video response telling me how to get my hands one it."

[beagletaylor01]

Jasmine

[victoriaarene]

you look sooo good w/ curly hair!

[musicfairy797]

u awesome peolpe need 2 have a TWILIGHT vs. HARRY POTTER themed week! 1)it would make me & my friends day/week.2)me & my 1 friend have been fighting all year on witch is better & we have almost every class together.3)i love them both!.....but harry potter is still #1, that & my friends wont shut up till i read the twilight books but they have told me everything thats in them.4)u all love harry potter & twilight soooo in other words, the 5 awesome girls need 2 pick witch is better

[Bubblerox17]

LOST ROCKS!!! <33333333333333333

[monkygirl053]

Y IS IT AWESOME IF SHES LAZY TO DRY HER HAIR?!?!.WHOES KRISTINA. HAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT HER.shes giving me a headache. all she does is nag nag nag her needs. y is it called sag?shes school obssed.

[twihard1901]

you should do a twilight themed week!

[StevieProductions]

i don't watch tv either

but lost is amazing!

this season has some of the best twist!

My favorite episode was maternity leave (claire's from season 2)

[ClaireHostage]

I have an idea....upload the info (spoken) onto your ipod and listen to it while you sleep. Then all the knowledge wil kinda subconsiously be there and you'd probably remember it if you'd need to.

[kalin0806]

ok

i can't understand what you are saying because i am ..

[Red8929]

The easiest way to pass American Government in college is to take AP US Government in your senior year of high school, get a 3 on the test (which is a score one less than the college which you attend accepts for credit), take American Government in your Freshman year of college with a professor who spends most of her time ranting about Texas and her volvo, realize that you retained all of the information from your high school class, and never study. This strategy works perfectly for me so far.

[dragonspar]

just your style and manerisms...you remind me of hank green. of course, this is a good thing.

[italktosnakes]

Hahhaa. Someone earlier told me John.

I'd like to think I'm myself. :)

[katrinkatrinsen]

I think it's because she talks so fast. ;)

[LeftyHandedGuns]

The knowledge injection reminds me somewhat of The Giver (goooooooooooooooood book.)

[italktosnakes]

I love that book. :)

[evrydaiactress92]

OMG I LOVE LOST!!! me and my dad are very into that show, but my mom just doesn't get it.

And i'm kinda like that over my grades too.

[theevilares]

Yeah LOST was pretty intense last episode. Started with the two deaths before the long break.. and now it's like red shirts on star trek, random people getting shot but Sawyer runs right through it lol. And then that guy killed Ben's daughter.. INSANE!!! Sad :( And then he unleashes the monster on the gunmen. Man soooo good! And Ben intends to kill Penny. *scream*

[epichearting]

jacob? eh...

edward *heart*

i'd rather have a werewolf BFF and a vampire boyfriend =P

[rahu2ketu]

You're a LOST fan, too?! As if you weren't cool enough already, Kristina...

[jamezz69x]

ur hot lol

[mosaic915]

What ever happened to the challenge suggestions we viewers provided?

[devilishlypure]

We took them into consideration for our themed weeks.

[theevilares]

Yes, this season of LOST is rocking! Glad you brought back the dice.

[UncleProtozoa]

YAY!! We can be LOSTIES together Kristina!!!

[thebmv]

Jacob Black is my boyfriend.

[snailhands]

i'd be ariel from the little mermaid baby.

[thatisawkward]

I do love that the die is back but maybe so often you could do challenges again because they are the best!

[latinapeacechick]

jacob black...ughhh

jkjk kristina :) cool video

[lovebeyondwords]

ahem.. you should have dryed your hair

[lite4000]

Kristina Pokemon card ftw!

Exams, they suck and I have loads of them coming up!

The dice! *crazy applause and fanfare*

Good luck in your exam which should have been finished when I make this comment.

[dungeh55]

i used to watch lost...

it was really good!

i loved it.

but then i kept forgetting to watch it and i literally got lost =|

now its wayy too far infront for me to catch up! =[

[Mamacow443]

I love the new intro!! It's so cool!!

Good luck on American Government...!!!

:-]

[ProgrammerInProgress]

I love lost!!!

and I agree, it's been brilliant

I can't wait till sunday (when it comes back on in the uk)

nice job!!

[boxertiger07]

you sweety crazy hahaha :))

[SapphireUnited]

Cool intro; I love it!

[LylaEngleesh]

just write everything you have forgotten on an eraser!

[cnb1129]

Is it true that two of the five awesome girls are dating?

[ThestralHugger]

no, that was a jokish thing

[the5regularguys]

Lost RULES!

That Desmond episode is definitely my favorite of the entire series. And last weeks? That was simply amazing!

Wish I could help you with the knowledge injections. I'll try sending the vibe with what little knowledge I have.

Best of luck!

[gheefreak]

What the hell kind of Slytherin are you???

Anything to make yourself look better by comparison! You need no friends! BE CUTTHROAT!

Alright, back to the real world, I have a final paper due tomorrow and feel your pain.

[zozokeltie]

lost is the bestness

[fire365]

I completely agree with you about lost, this season has been amazing. The Desmond episode was the most amazing and bestist episode ever but last weeks episode was amazing.

I'm a politics major and I have 3 mid terms coming up, but feel free to psychically steal some of my political knowledge. It's pretty useless to me anyway.

[bubblegal12]

who doesn't love jacob?

wait a minute

i know the answer :(

[ashaay]

OH MY GOD LOST IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER! im re-watching all the seasons right now.. aah its actually the best thing ever.

[shadling21]

BIGGER NEWS: House is back!

[littlephoenix1115]

and you speaking japanese was adorable...

[littlephoenix1115]

love the new intro

[YamiChippy]

Disney Princess: MULAN! DUH! She kicks ass AND gets the cool guy in the end. And she hangs out with Mushu! MUSHU!

[SpasticChild08]

Hooray for the dice!!!

I seriously threw my arms into the air and and said "Yessss!!" lol

[BreanaMurphy]

YAY! Challenges!

[lookitsdanielle]

AHHH thank God I'm not the only one who doesn't understand government! I'm taking AP and we have our AP test on Monday, and...ughhhhhh it's gonna be bad. I'm one of those only-As-and-Bs-are-good students too, and I've been pulling straight Cs in there. arg.

hang in there, and good luck on your exam tomorrow!!

[TheArabNight]

Lol @ "in other news" and the "It's monday!" at the beginning.

[HeyJeremyC]

I think knowledge injections are a brilliant idea.

I so happy that Liane got this "truth", because she seems like the only one of the 5AG who's not a fan of Disney. (But I would like to see Kayley answer this question because I know she loves disney).

And I love the fact that you have embarrassing facts about Hayley. I think that every week, you should give an ambiguous clue about one of the facts, and the Hayley would explain the whole story in her video (like last week with "two").:)

HJC

[HorseCrazyLiza]

I love Jacob, too!

Also, if I was a Disney princess, I'd totally be Anastasia (I know she's not Disney, but she counts... right?). Or maybe Mulan. But I like Anastasia better.

[lunylvgd]

I have recently won a giant foam dice at the arcade. Not purposely for 5AG but it occured to me afterwards that giant dice are insanely fun to roll...

It's okay, I've read 13 books (15 if you count books on cd) too. Almost 14 books as soon as I finish hamlet, which is what I should be doing instead of writing this comment. I was going to make a book club update video, but I didn't... because I suck at life (or I was lazy, either one)

[glockbell]

I'm totally with you on the failing, and sleeping, and I missed the die too, so YAY!

[woeb0t]

I missed that big green die.

[girlygirlk8e]

The injections of knowledge remind of something that would be included in

A BRAVE NEW WORLD.

great video kristina.

[liseyh]

your hair is pretty

MAJOR LOST fan!

and i really really really missed the dice

loved your monday videos!!!

[987hi654]

wooooooo Lost!

[TheHumanApple]

Not as excited as you are? I'm REALLY excited about the dice!

[VivaLaLaurennn]

hahaha...oh I wish we had knowledge injections as well...I need to learn to write well.

[snotpokkit]

Good luck on your test! I could never memorize that kind of stuff either.

How many pages are left for Ender's Game?

[languageandhumor]

You sure have a lot of energy for someone who's not getting enough sleep. Was it a joke, or a sleep-deprivation error that turned "Speaking Japanese is easy!" (Nihongo o hanasu no ga yasui yo!) into "The manner of speaking Japanese is vegetables!" (Nihongo no hanas[h]ikata ga yasai da yo!)?

[italktosnakes]

BAH. I totally asked a Japanese major to check it first too.

[Musiclovesme25]

Oh, I get crap from my friends for being a Jacob lover all time (today was no exception). Glad to see there are some of us in existence!

-Rae

[Pogglie6]

death to jacob...

[dgs72]

What's funny is that I can technically teach US Government for high school, not that I would, but there's a piece of paper that says I'm somehow qualified.

[dannyskye]

Oo your japanese was... interesting. Haha. But that's coming from someone who can speak it. Hahaha. But I love your videos. They are really awesome. =]

[DelynnWrock]

you never said what part of gov't you are studying...so I don't know how to help...but most of it is pretty simple if you look at it the right way, but alot of teachers/books haven't figured that out yet...so yeah...if you tell us what you are studying we should be able to help ;) Try not to stress!

[PianosSayLa]

LOSTIES FOR THE WIN! and Gossip girl!

[shayleylaurenray]

I <3 JACOB

Oh my god. We be part of the .5% of Twilight girls who are devoted to Jacob...

That's more exciting than it should be xD

[CAlex6977]

speaking of injections and lack of sleep. I can oblige

[Mikisthatchick]

hahaa i'm terrible as US gov too....my AP test is next week...i'm probly gonna fail as well :P

[shadowoftranquility]

Haha same here. I'll ace AP Lit though and probably just manage to pass Macroeconomics.

[empaheedarling]

I absolutely love your bubbly attitude.

[allieistreble]

I feel incredibly special due to the fact that I just finished Ender's Shadow. I'm still debating whether I like it more than Ebder's Game or Speaker for the Dead.

By the way, what were books 11 and 12 on the list? I can't seem to find a mention of them in a video. You should put the list in a myspace blog or something. Just for future reference.

ps: Jacob Black FTW.

<3

[CatchFlipsidE]

I dunno how you do it, but you girls just keep gettin more fun to watch. Keep up the great work!

[katgirl21]

Me: "No! Not KARL!!!!"

I liked Karl... :(

And the security system pwning all the peeps was sick.

Below a B is failing in mine eyes too... It's tough being a good student.

[ktomc09]

ok kristina, american government? you need 4 hairs from the head of john locke, the quil tip of Thomas Jefferson, a rhino horn from teddy roosevelt and one of nancy pelosi's neck scarfs. mix with lacewing flies that were picked under the full moon and um add some chocolate! best of luck!

[nstak36]

LOST is so good this season!

I can't wait to find out who's in the coffin! :P

[pinkstarcloud]

I LOVE the intro!

Also, awesome how you pull your hair to emphasize how you're a Lostie?

[jennnysaidstfu]

i LOVE lost !

[fredchannel]

Man, I just love yooou!!

ahuHAUHuauHAUHa

LOST RUUUUUUULES!!

[wichegirl]

I watched my first episode of LOST at my friends house. And the guy exploded.

[italktosnakes]

Hahhahahahah Arnst? With the dynamite?

[SplashingInPuddles]

we all wish for odd things (i once wished i could sneeze out fat)

[avantgardeallie]

12/8/08

the twilight movie!!!!!!

[grokim]

I'm using the same book in the same class! But obviously different colleges.

[squirrelyTONKS]

omg... i need to watch LOST... but i have to make videos... but i need to catch up.... gaaahhhh... *overloaded*

yay for who like jacob.

[SoaringDisbelief]

gov is usually easy for me.

sorry.

[mytwilightsong]

just a question, why jacob black? he makes me sad, he makes bella sad :'(

[SciFiGirl1023]

omg, that is me too. i am a good student. and have the same grade thing as you. i am taking american government and i just don't get it which gives me no hope for election year.. haha

[Fenris17]

Haha, oh Tina, you don't need to know foreign languages to travel abroad. English and awkward hand gestures are really all you need

[RussiangirlNY]

Mwahhaaahhha! awkward hand gestures!

[italktosnakes]

Hahaha good to know, Colin. You of all people would know that.

I could rock the awkward hand gestures. :)

LOST makes me insane too. I also agree Desmond time episode was THE BEST...the last episode was amazing though too.