www.parlayer.com - Kid Goes Insane At Karate Competition

[theshninja]

KIAIIIIIIII!!

[wrnerd101]

constipation.

[BiggTimNi99a]

Video was sped up, I saw this clip on sports center a while ago, it was still impressive but he's not THAT fast.

[AndrosForever]

This kid is clearly a Super Saiyan.

[stevieburnell]

KRAZEY

[ralphredimix]

just imagine how he screams when he gets fragged in Black Ops

[solverlok583]

One punch n this kids out.

[weedsmokerweed]

little badass

[deutschland08fn]

This kid brings honor to the great state of Minnesota.

[kaizerkaos]

@xTheDeathSaintx exactly, bro. lil' fucker can take on freeza

[CCstormgust]

i want what he smoke

[lifemetall]

this kid is a born anti-bully warrior

[night88junkie]

karate michael jackson :))

[kaizerkaos]

it's over 9000!

[xTheDeathSaintx]

@kaizerkaos long,blonde hair!!! what did you expect, HES A SUPER SAIYIN.

[MrsBettieG]

I would be scared if i was his momma! lol

[Flinty88]

...donatello?

[robsanders84]

twirly, twirly, twrily...... what are they teaching? How to be performers or what the real meaning of martial arts is really about. So sad.......

[BludyUsername]

... I never did HIIIIIIIIIIYY!!! understand HIIIIIIIIIIIIYY!!!... why they HUH HIIIIIIIIIYY!!... screamed so much??....... HIIIIIIIIIYY!!.. *Honourable bow*

[Ismalith]

Oh look there runs pedobear

[FrigidNightJewel]

Chuck Norris: Son, I am proud.

[Geemeeofficial]

aww i waited all the time for "THIS IS SPARTA"

[deviliger]

wow karate involves weapons now?

[eeek143]

where is your pedo bear now?

[Tojeczek]

ARGH

[DripinYelaMadnz]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Th3UprightMan]

90% show 10% usefulness.

[Ismalith]

@Th3UprightMan

Say it in his face and surwife and i belive in you

[Th3UprightMan]

@Ismalith If I'd have said it in his face he'd probably be dead already. The alisticity of his skin, however, is not large enough to accommodate me fully so it'd tear, freeing me from his face prison. I would survive that ordeal

[jyy82993]

This is nothing compared to the Shaolin style.

[Slipnotes]

Then the Maori shit their pants...

[strokesfan1107]

aaaaand we've found Young Link

[IamBornT]

LIKE A BOSS.

[Xtazyyy]

LMFAO LOL

[VhinyDude1993]

I almost tough i heard Link for a momment.

[Edshar32]

this kid will f*&@ your s#%^ up

[Kadda67]

wow he is fighting the air

[gaspompWR]

Like the Star Wars Kid :D

[HalfCastAUS69]

wouldnt want to break into his house with a sword randomly laying around

[xXMahnituXx]

he has 4 phantom dancers

[unusualcatperson]

This video advertises M90.org... I don't recommend going there...

[slaytanic34]

If only all the baton twirlers were like this...

[RabbidTea]

I never knew Chuck Norris had a kid

[1119king]

Did anybody else think of Link when they heard his yells? :3

[JZPotter]

I'd love to see him get picked on in High school. Damn that fight would be awesome, he would so win.

[0639243]

for a second I though I heard him say "DEMACIAAAAAAAA"

[crazyspartanman121]

Good, my child. Use your anger. Let it consume you.

[MacsLax34]

This kid is more dangerous with a stick then I am with a gun...

[justpinkey]

Young Link + Jackie Chan = This kid.

[CyakFul]

Guess who will win the zombie apocalypse!?

[godarkVIDEOS]

LIKE A BOSS

[allu771]

ill kick his ass.

[pyille]

He reminds me of star wars kid! :b

[MistaaSilky]

@pyille except not fat and can actually do it

lol

[imiaddictive]

The kid's got skills :)

[Examinator91]

Now do this in a real fight ...

[Shadowz41]

I'm not taking his lunch money...

[FlyersFan1972]

So, with obesity on the rise (or the swell) in the States, we find a kid who's found a way to stay in shape and exercise, who's clearly very driven and focused on what he's doing, and obviously very good at it...

...and people are instead saying he's "insane" and using "steroids" to fuel his "rage." Unreal.

I'd love to see a sociological profile of the people saying these things, but I've a feeling I already know it.

[FlyersFan1972]

FYI - Wayne Dalglish. Check IMDB. Yeah, he failed hard.

[philipjayfry]

Good thing he found an outlet for his rage. Too bad it's a deadly one.

[PureDanceFTW]

Never knew screaming was a sport.. Hmm..

[OMGWTFBBQ10]

Kilik WHAT?!

[thelegacyization]

Kill me.

Later...

[xxDoctorWhox]

Pre-pubescent viking gone ninja?

[skraddypoo]

He was responsible for the Great Ninja Massacre of '89.

[BettyLander]

He´s got some fuego in there

a ki over 9000!!! =,D

[bryce13larkin]

almost scary

[Talis29]

Very impressive dexterity.

[domonana1]

Chuck Norris's baby video? o.o

[mundotaku]

If Pedobear visits him, he would have a not so pleasant experience.

[shylessness49]

LOL that kid should join the cheer squad of his school!

[Pmeyer123]

GET AT ME

[RayonNXA]

This Kid vs. Zangief Kid...who would win?

[V75horrifier]

someone needs to put the original power rangers theme to this vid. O_O

[jesus0ad]

does he still do it?

[Braddert]

@jesus0ad If he does, he's surpassed Chuck Norris by now. God help us all...

[MathNerd50]

I know who to find in the case of a zombie apocalypse now.

[phyrorafa]

FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[IgnorantQuail]

I'll sleep better at night now knowing he's around

[rasmusacdk]

Is that the guy who grew up to be known as "The Star Wars Kid"?

[Fezlul]

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

[mrbazoun]

what in the f does he say in the beginning?

[ReverendRedMage]

This kid would beat the everliving shit out of Kilik.

[demonoid47]

@ReverendRedMage oh mai gawd! XD you just made my day

[iateyourmomlastnight]

I like the part where he went "AHHHHHH! D:<"

[hachikou42]

channel that qi, kid

[swoldu01]

Weapon of choice vocal cords

[GlobalJukebox]

That kid will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!

[Penduluman]

this fucking kid made me break out in a sweat.

[Psicloone]

Ken as young.

[cgariel]

Can someone please edit this with him using a double lightsaber set to the Phantom Menace soundtrack!!!!!

[phail555]

u mad jaden smith?

[theycallmenavid]

the entire time i watched this i was screaming in my head HADOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! while replicating his performance with my hands

[nathywathy93]

Dude it's link LOL

HUTTT AAHHHHH

[kuba2309]

WHERE THE FUCK IS GAREN??

[brokenunemployed]

this guy definatly had a stepdad at one point

[nkbjpn222]

Haha its just a white kid! He cant do anythin......what the fuck?

[asfsdasd]

I think he is very good at masturbating.

[floridaskater07]

Kid is absolutely AMAZING!

[l00ker0]

Yess.. good, use your anger.

[kefka3]

amazing technique. but he has -way- too much anger and aggression in his strikes. the kiai is a show of spirit, not blood lust. and his face is contorted into rage the whole time.

[impablomations]

@kefka3 It was more of a performance than any show of technique. Throwing it up in the air? This isn't martial arts it's theatre.

[kefka3]

@impablomations this is true. i can't see most of what he did being any kind of effective against an actual person. sure it -looks- impressive, but as with any kata in any martial arts, it's all for show.

[Ainocorrida81]

If done properly, no can defence

[SuzyIsFat]

He kicked amidst that flurry of strikes. In the groin area, that was probably the target. Yup, you never see it coming.

[g0djunx]

did he died?

[TheXeeman]

I can't...I can't even...do one spin without hitting my face.

[eriksala]

did he win?

[TheKasher]

someones going to need a cigarette soon

[Neglec09]

So this is where they got the zelda noises from.

[Syntexz]

Never before in my life have i been so scared of an 8 year old.

[BjooIz]

aaahh 240p, I missed you.

[FlamingFieldsForever]

I bet no one says anything mean about his mullet...

[mdrchrdsn]

@FlamingFieldsForever Everyone who's said anything bad about his mullet is dead.

[HonTakuan]

baton twirling is not bojutsu

[christhefishy]

Press 3 

[BlckMrkt85]

Xin Zhao?!

[foreveralone2]

@BlckMrkt85 Whats your legue of legands name mines Koarai i play as Twitch and Miss Fortune add me to friends

[azaria1123]

@BlckMrkt85 lol only 76 people got that reference?

[TheRoomy]

I think someone told him it was a screaming contest. Annoying when he screams as he's doing nothing.

[xpwnx4]

hut hut hut hut HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!!

[victoriaboy55]

man i wish i could do that

[BigBen81]

that's my son (when i dream)

[hamoluv73]

The mullet gives him great power...

[mixmaxtwo]

Yep, I'm definitely making a Monk when d3 comes out.

[Spartanoffaith]

FUCK YEAH

[jaxspop]

He is not crazy, this was encouraged when i was learning.

[pandaSmore]

@jaxspop wow they encourage you to be crazy! My gawd.

[doubleagfx]

lol isn't that the guy who commentates world series of poker?

[MrBullAdam]

whats the one move that defects a hunk of lead travelling at super-sonic speeds??

[Cidantis]

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

[Bunnymaster2012]

LIKE A BOSS

[MacClay8]

He's pretty good with a bo staff.

[goodbye2u0]

I could knock his ass out with one punch

[chazboski]

@goodbye2u0 Normally I would make a joke about you trying to pick fights with children, but in this instance I'm going to let it go. Strictly because I don't want him thinking he needs me sticking up for him and hunting me down after he kills you.

[TN4R69]

@goodbye2u0 Dude, SAME HERE. We should totally "knock his ass out with one punch."

[soupkin]

So did he win?

[conflction]

Can someone edit this and leave just the screams at the end of each move

[TheJuiceDean]

He is the preteen Ken from street fighter.

[jellodk]

donatello ain't got shit on this kid.

[caseytheloring]

Where is the lightsaber rendition of this?

[frenchirishcatholic]

dat espn2 logo...

[priarism]

the transformation to lethal killer is complete..........

[Venumb77]

man this kid would probably kick the living shit out of me lol

[TooMuchDesignz]

So this is like gymnastics? eerrr... because this shit is gay as fuck

[priarism]

@TooMuchDesignz yes learning to absolutely pulverize someone with a bow like that is gay as fuck and FYI that little "gay as fuck" little kid would kill you and your entire family in his sleep

[kfizz]

@TooMuchDesignz You do notice that, that staff is made out of metal. And if he mess up he can really hurt him self. How big of a dumb shit do you have to be to call something Gay it makes you sound dumb.

[jb1994777]

He'll make a beast of a buton girl one day....

[nrvrine427]

aww look at the little aryan hellspawn go...

[CenturionGMU]

Performer and Competitor yes. But I still don't agree with the giving of black belts to kids so young. Unless he's extremely mature... Which may very well be, but regardless still impressive skills.

[TheUmfana]

mal

[heavymellow333]

he belongs in the dark ages where he would have been feared on the battle fields and infamous throughout the lands

[ytrewQwerty]

@heavymellow333 now he's asmall hit with a couple of t housand of views on youtube.

[Balthty]

@heavymellow333 I still would not want to be a mugger when that kid is around.

[heavymellow333]

@Balthty hahaha yeah imagine mugging this kids mom or something and hey going ape on your ass with a tree branch or such lol

[ceaserslist]

I like the explosive bursts of energy!

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[rocksfan21]

im disturbed

[Saltychips789]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!

[ITS4390]

was waiting for a lung to collapse ....... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GAH! *thud*

[21xxx21]

Translation: AH AH AH AAAAAAGHHH

[ExibyForPresident1]

retarded idiot screaming like a dying whore...

seriously, the performance is good but his behaviour is terrible, not even a mentally ill killer scream like that.. he must be either retarded or really aggresive little pubertal moron. Id like to speak with him cause those kids should be murdered...

[Velinash]

@ExibyForPresident1 The feeling you get from yelling like that is empowering, that's why they try to enforce the technique of yelling after a strike all the time, while training in Martial Arts.

[iLegitimately]

Too much screaming for me! Lol

[woodman645w]

i wonder what else he can handle..

[BATMAN1355]

dziecko z ADHD ;D

[HOLLYWOODG100]

Dude hes a beast!!

[mikecronis]

A++++++.  Great performance.

[Snake6290]

The key word here is 'performer!'

Fantastic use of that staff no doubt, but it's just acrobatics and yelling- rather than KATA IMO

[saiena]

He's not "insane". He's focused and well-practiced.

[andrechi]

Where is Indiana Jones and his gun when you need him?

[mustbejames1]

this kid is ready for war

[mrshinyshoes]

Darth Vader would beat this kid into a pulp. 

[rootvalue]

@mrshinyshoes Darth Vader isn't born yet!

And if you're talking about post-Star Wars, then he's dead! :P

[mrshinyshoes]

@rootvalue But if there was ever a duel between Darth Vader and this mad little kid, don't ya think Darth would beat the crap out of this boy? Lol!

[areyouvicious]

i want him on my team when all the ninjas attack