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  • Nice video. Looks like everyone had some fun and did a great job in the process. I don't know where the strange and negative comments are coming from. Sure, it would have been nice to have a bit more discussion of technique, materials and how one addresses the parts that are difficult. (Nothing ever goes without a hitch.) Nonetheless, I "liked" it. Thanks.

  • @madcatsince1991 It's a real shame you didn't attend school or university. If you had, we would be able to read what you have written...or should one say...riten!

  • i wrk with me dad i bin doin it for the lasft 4year and i can put more then that on the team of 3 im on can put 80 to 90 mtre of float and sckim on in a day we wrk for a big company doing school's and unifersati'e at the moment we are at a british airospace on a massive job and we are eating away at the walls

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  • All day to do a small ceiling and a chimney breast HAHAHA

    I can do two full bedrooms with ceilings in a day 8am to 5.30pm

  • haha must of needed the cash to get to the pub b4 closing lol

  • fucking crap m8 , come work for me for pizza and cakes. ill show u how to skim ,, nice attatude though ,

  • 'plastering top tits'

  • DIY! No stilts, No mixer, Covered in it, 3 coats?, starting at 12? Should be finished and down the pub for then!! And good old Eileen can come and clean the fucking mess up they made!

  • I was looking at the gaps on the ceiling where you doubled taped the joint not a good idea looking at that gap I would have put expandable foam and bonding first your job will definitely crack in a number of weeks just thought id lighten you a bit

  • I learnt fuck all from this video but the comments were absolutely hilarious, wot a bunch of nob jockeys

  • These sick fuckers, I feel like self-harming after watching these homosexuals make a mockery of my trade.

    I am in the top three plasterers in Europe, for six years running i came first in the World Speed Plaster championship and these fuckin Tim's start taking the piss.

  • @SAIGONDISCO Put on your video and show us how it should be done.

  • wankers!!

    

  • 2 bob pair of chancers

  • HOW DO YOU USE 2 TROWELS AT THE SAME TIME

  • I TAKE PICTURES OF MY POO WHEN I USE THE LOO AND I LOVE IT I REALLY DO

  • I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

  • shocking spread!!! that drill must have took some battering geezer sounds like a pr**k and who puts 3 coats on board work waste of time waste of money my labourer would p**s all over him

  • No it's 5th of December

  • moooongholes !!! i'm the best plasterer in the world ... whats them gaps around the walls all about?? his drill is worth about 50p

  • OMG!!!!!! its Harry and Billy Plastering its the blind leading the blind .A little knowledge is dangerous behave yourself master plasterer you must ave brown eyes with a head full of s---t.

  • agree... master plasterer my fucking browneye. three coats waste of time you only need two.and the plasterboard is a fekkin joke. if i`d seen some one putting that up on any job of mine i`d have told him to rip it the fuck down and do it again... or would have sacked him and done it myself. shocking work you proper charlie. disgrace to the trade

  • plasterboarding is shocking, master plasterer? hasnt even got a proper mixer, and he gets more on himself than on the walls.

  • fuckin prick

  • Shit multifinish on p/board use b/finish you fucking KNOB and never do a ceiling that height off fucking step ladders.MASTERPLASTERER,what a load of BOLLOCKS more like a jumped up college geek.Technique is truly shocking maybe he was on the piss with his faggot labourer.It would explain turning up 4 hours late.

  • Hey you're not good, salt of the earth, working class types! You're a bunch of I.T workers, with gentle, baby soft, hands. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!

  • wtf

  • whats a master plasterer.

  • that fucker at 2.50 is an annoying old bastard

  • Poor bstard. Bet he feels like a right nobend looking at these comments lol. My boss would gave me such a slap if he seen me do that, then told me stand in the corner for an hour haha.

    WTF has he got steps for? As he's a bloody clown, stilts wouldn't have been a problem. Oh lord, what happened to proper plasterers. The old fart saying at 5:10 he's going to play billiards on it haha, Go play billiards on your wife and pot your ball right in her pocket.

  • MASTER PLASTERER?????????? WTF?????? what a douch. this guy needs to go shopping. item1= stilts, item2= decent drill, item3= bucket trowel and then off to the libary to find a book on THE ART OF PLASTERING! this guy is painful to watch and hasnt a clue. 3 coats on ceiling? and the customer is happy! such a joke that its made me forget what i was ranting about!

    Crawl back under ur stone and give us all a break!

  • sorry to say this mate,but you aint no master plasterer, you are very slow and unorganised, and three coats on the ceiling ,what the hell is that about.

  • Master plasterer my ass ever heard of a scaffold m8 lol FAIL ....

  • @PrOfLiGhT11 ever heard of a pair of stilts fuck scaffolds

  • @simpleearthling Lol guy is mixing up his own stuff and has to pick it all up on his own to i would like to see him do all that with a pair of stilts on.I was really hoping to see this guy simultaneously use 2 floats at a time lmao would of been great.

  • 4.50 KNOB HEAD

  • @fatman2436 aye

  • HE LOOKS LIKE A PEEDO WITH THOSE GLASSES. OHHHH YEAHHH

    FANCY A BUM

  • What a fcuk about. This is only two gauges. Tim should have dubbed out the heavy chimney breast with bonding first then chucked on the ceiling and a few opposites. The breast and other walls to follow on - all skimmed and wrapped up by 5.30. Thank fcuk for good old eileen. Hes lived in this shit hole like this for 20 years-why? Prick

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  • Here`s a clock.........here`s a ceiling. Here`s a lazy twat who starts work at 11.50am. If you`d got up a bit earlier you might not have to work until 11 at night you lazy fuck.

  • At 5:45 the bloke in the sexy jumper gets a little excited at the work. When they finished the entire room he actually came in his pants.

  • the clients are very enthusiatic at first, wait till they see the end product, they will be calling him a cunt

  • i would'nt let him skim my shithouse

  • best tip any plasterer will give is get a professional u cant just go and buy a skimming trowel and expect it to lay down flat. u need to buy a decent straight one first then break it in with sand cement and floor screed but take extra good care of it and make sure the maggot knows its gonna be a good one and puts it away with the floats

  • simultaneously with two floats. What does that mean?

  • @ethomfactusest It means he lied to the owners to get the job

  • the guy who's house it is looks like joseph fritzl.

  • whos the old women in the video ? polish is she ?

  • ha ha master plasterer my arse! 9 bags WTF ,half days work there max! , 2 small gages and stop using an electric toothbrush to mix up.

  • Hard work man !Profesional and madness too!i ve bee doing like u alot take chare of your healph!!!

  • that'st a mornings work you bunch of gays. get yourself a proper drill.

  • u are not a master plasterer!!!!!

  • @Gresh2fresh More like a Masturbator

  • if he a master plasterer why cant he use stilts for the ceilings

  • i just want to know what team there batting on

    

  • whats with the shit drill oh dear master plasterer more like masturbater how many bags are you putting on that ceiling are you leveling it?

  • WHO PUT THE BOARDS UP??? A FUKIN BLIND MAN??

  • I see he has a fire extinguihser there also, to put himself out if he gos to fast

  • why the hell are u putting 3 coats on the ceiling when its plaster board 2 coats yeah but not 3 why did u bond the chimney breast when a 2 coat multifinish wud of done the job

  • why the hell are u putting 3 coats on the ceiling when its plaster board 2 coats yeah but not 3

  • Well done mate, doin all the labouring as well

  • My god!! That is horrible!! Worst bita plastering I ever seen! What's the craic with the 2foot trowel! He'd never get enough pressure on that....

  • Very painful watching that but very funny either way ; )

  • thats took some doing mate should have been done for 6 oclock

  • if you use blue board srcatch the seams then lay it on then go back and straighten out timing is everything one 12 x12 room with ceilng should take 2 guys less then 4 hours with clean up

  • i would of finished that whole fucking room in half a day and get your fucking gloves on you mug!.....ive seen contact dermititus at its worst!

  • @jrgniuwer your the mug i bet your not even a plasterer you pack shelfs in a factory some where just keep doing what you do best which is fuck all and leave the professional plasters do what they do best.

  • @brettwill87 hahahaha im a fully city &guilds qualified in plastering and brickwork.. i run my own building company and have 6 blokes on full time you fucking scrawny little runt, also how about i break your fucking jaw you tiny little pussy! i bet your just some cunt little faggot that makes tee all day and gets but fucked by your boss, same story every time! hahahahahahahahahha

  • @brettwill87 and these guys arnt pros.......there fucking slow as fucking shit, i wouldnt give them a job clearing my garden cos they would still be there this time next fucking year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @brettwill87 oh and your only 23......you have a lot to learn little runt!....your barely out of nappys

  • @brettwill87 oh and pros?????????he hasnt even got a flat headed trowl to rake his buckets out LMFAO!

  • @jrgniuwer the flat headed trowel is a bucket trowel i know these aint the best plasterers but i just love the way you comment on all plastering videos running people down making out your the best plasterer about but really you work in a factory and know jack shit about plastering.

  • @brettwill87 lol.....yeah watever you say mate!!!!!

  • hes gotta be gay !

  • wtf why is he puttin 3 coats on a plaster board cieling ....... he aint got a clue id skim that full room out in 5 hours tops .... 2gages !

  • haha i thought the YTS SCHEME stopped in the late 90's.

  • hi if he is a master plasterer ,then i am a monkey's uncle.

    3 skim coats,on a ceiling why?

    10 hrs to do a ceiling and a few walls! appalling!!

    what bonding agent did he use on the walls to be skimmed?

    please! tell me he used thistle bond-it primer!!

    regards

    davy

  • OMG i don't know what to say. speechless. poor decorator!!!

  • pmsl im a plasterer n these r fanny merchants ....hahaha.about 3 coats kid wtf!! rough on ... n then lay in n then trowel  up!!! foools 7hrs late wat kinda shit is this!!!hahahahahha cowboys!i do a celing n 4 walls on my own in a day faggits wv no labourers!

  • " I can do it faster, better, cheaper, cleaner than you " It's becoming something of a common post from all those plasterers out there, give it a rest girls. You're in the wrong business you should take up hairdressing

  • ive only been spreading for a year but if i had to put three coats on my boss would beat me up, two coats all the way, this blokes a bit of a cowboy

  • @stevebs7kid yes I agree I never known 3 coats put to much on when it it does come down its gonna take some ones head off lol

  • That room's one big hit, 6 hours, done.

  • @tommobommo yeah right...... talking bollox mate, giving it large. proper way is ceiling and fire breast. then 3 walls. come round my house and do it in 1 hit and you be the one getting hit. hit in a pocket when i sue a coz nothing is square and its all dodg. mate i been running a business for 12 years and i hear it all the time. see the trick is to TAKE all day and MAKE IT LOOK HARD.... then £ 200 a day is ok. why does everyone wanna get home at 3 pm. have a smoke and chill

  • @Durs5 calm down sweetheart, 3 lads 1 hit

  • Jees give the guy a break - the old fella said it was a community project so the guy is probably working for free!! It seems to me the guy has given up his Saturday (6am - 12am) just to help the guy. No doubt he would have pointed out all the dodgy areas, but sometimes just getting it done is more important! And i'll bet the tools are the cameramans - any money he just turned up to help.

  • fucking brilliant

  • feel sorry for the painter

  • One of the biggest trowels ive seen, yet this guys got the smallest arms ive seen on a plasterer. Mind you mega lol at his drill and santa keeping an eye on the buckets haha!

  • @dmccfc1992 dont need big arms just wrist power.... you should know that fella..... my forearms i bet are bigger than your biceps

  • @Durs5 i dunno about that buddy but its pretty clear your heads bigger than mine :)

  • ive got to agree, I was doing that or better THE FIRST time I plastered a wall. too many bags. i've used a drill bigger than that to mix (a bosch) and it's got HOT with one bucket, and started crying / not mixing. the gaps are too big for just skrim alone, sticking SOMETHING behind ones that big. I can see the ripples as well.

    Also note, they're both covered in it, but the floor is spotless. Hmm. an explanation for the 3 bags?

    BUT.... they may be doing this for a good cause, go easy guys :p

  • I wish that guy would tighten his belt up, otherwise I like this

  • WHAT A FUCING BODGE JOB WRONG DRILL NEVER ADD WATER TO MIX. 3 BAGS? FUCKING YOUR SACKED FELLA. 2 hours your a joke every ceiling takes 3 hours. plank you give plasterers a bad name...... me im in a 67 roomed castle at 80,000k all mine till feb. give it up fella your embarassing ..

  • @Durs5 what are u talking about skim takes 90 mins to set... then you lose the wall soo how can it take 3 hours to do??? you will have lost the wall 90 mins before you finished...

  • @yochimitso let me guess your one of them 1 coater plasterers. well we sack every plasterer that does that as its totally wrong. so if thats the way you do it well done. but i paid my mortage at 38 after 15 years of plastering. bought 5 houses and am semi retired at 38. so ask yourself. who's doing it right ?

  • @Durs5 good for u

  • @yochimitso Two coat's you texan gaylord.

  • mickey mouse boys that drill lol

  • oh my gudness look at 4.59 of the video on tht back wall near his head u can see the bumps on the wall reflecting in the light looks like a ripple in the ocean lol

  • It's Valentines Day!?!?! wtf?? go fuck sum1 n leave that til 2moro...lmao 3 bags on d ceiling?? lol

  • @larrylamp2003 Hahahahahahaha!!!

  • What a artist. I love this. Lasts much better than our sheet rock.

  • I like your Mickey mouse drill, a good day on a proper site would fuck that right up.

    I am glad you dont work for me, cost me an arm and leg in materials (3mm max mate not 12mm)

    

  • pmsl at the bloke 2 mins 55. its so not funny tht it is funny

  • sorry to pick bones, but 1 bag of multi covers 10m2 and he used 3 bags on a ceiling that size? did he also just put board beads on that chimney breast with plaster and no fixings? and how can you possibly leave whopping gaps like that between the walls and ceilng, try lifting the boards up a tad more or at the very least fill them with foam. If he worked for my company he'd be bounced down the road.... master plasterer my arse more like master amature!

  • 3 bags on one ceiling what the fuck you could do all room you give plasterers a bad name

  • 3 bags on one ceiling what the fuck you could do all room 

  • nice jumper charlie. 

  • man what were you doing!!!!!!! Give up dude, its jokers like you that give plasterers a bad name!!!!!! I aint hating on you but your bad really bad i would have had the room done by 3 if had started at 8am easy. Your a D I Y er, leave it to me

  • fill dem gaps nob head

  • The poor soul is knee deep in it towards the end. Fu**ing hardest job on the site mate. I'm only 42 and my back, knees, wrists and more than likely lungs are done in.

  • sizeof drill n size of bucket wot the

  • i love this man

  • my god i could put that room on in 2 hits with the lid !!ha ha how many bags

  • He's using a floor trowel lmao! and he might aswell use a stick to knock up lol and at about 2.45 hes not spreading out the plaster he's just pulling most of it in from the edge to the middle and not back so gonna end up with thicker plaster in the middle haha joker, dont think he's got a clue to be honest, And its also valentine's day so he obviousley aint got a misses or he'd be at home with her!!! overall i'd say it was an Epic Fail altogether lmfao!!

  • thats some poor boarding and a full bag of skim goses a lot fourther than half that ceiling poop plastering

  • At around 3:50, that dude had mud all over his forehead! WTF ? cannot afford a mere laborer to mix, tape & clean? Support the local economy...hire a laborer like Gordon Brown.

  • hope u didnt charge day work!!!!!!!!10 hours for that room?keep watching diy s.o.s boys,sounds like u need the tips rather than giving them

  • 9 bags 4 1 room ;that size lol.

    try using a smaller drill next time !haha

    master plasterer lol ! bit delayed on the ceiling! look at the time! 4hrs on 1 celing

    !bet its good. 

  • And at about 3 o clock we are going to bum each other

  • if he got there on time...like 7-730am he would of finished at normal hour!!!

  • i think the dentist will want that drill cleaning b4 you give it him back lol

  • fookin part timers iv never seen out like it .......well maybe off the polish!!!

  • A good greener in the plaster makes it set smoother,thats been a trade secret for years also if your doing a ceiling put the plaster on then rub a balloon on your head for 52 minutes and the static makes the plaster level.

  • master plasterer.....dont even know the difference between skim beads and angle.

    when you 3 coat its trowel, cross grain and lay in.mind you id hate havin all that lot

    around me.

  • Thats two trowels my friend. Also get a good drill. It will make the job so much easier, coz it will make the plaster slide better. Those small drills over mix the plaster, and tend to knock the life out of it.

  • I didn't see much by the way of tips on plastering, just 3 twats eating cake and talking, one old bird and a stupid fucking clock (what happend at 2 o'clock anyway?

  • work with two floats?! anyone can do that but doesnt mean hes any good!

  • that trowel and that drill are the best things i've ever seen. ever.

  • the cake has a better finnish on it.....lol

  • he wants to pull his jeans up the scruffy cunt

  • look at the geezer at 2.08, tweetie pie on steroids. daft budgie

  • he might be slow but his works nice and neat,just having a laugh

  • and what is charlie doing apart from wearing a ridiculus jumper and sporting a big tach like a word war pilot

  • fuck me ,he must be trying to justify his price staying that late,lazy cunt,that would have been all on,3 30 out the door ,hand over the bucks please

  • ooh looka t the colour,id fleece them cunts left right and centre

  • master plasterer wots wrong with a proper

    plasterers mixing bucket.. n luk at his whisk DIY.

    daft lad gi ur ed a wobble

  • wtfdoing celings off a ladder lol ide run round that celing in 20 mins 2 coats of skim and will i give u a tip use tissellbond insted of polly bond on old walls and celings

  • master plasterer? two trowels at the same time, my arse.... oh yeah and i bumped into elvis the other day.....wahwahwah

  • holy shit thats embarrasing 12hrs to break a room up lmao y didnt u mix a full rhino tub instead of 1/2 a one it would save time!

  • master plasterer my arse these guys are fucking slow slugs, 1 plasterer 2 sets and no midnight finish

  • i enjoyed this, cheers :)

  • over 10hrs lol, with there being 2 of yous, while you were doing the ceiling which would of took you 1hr to 1 and a half hrs to do, the other guy could of done 2 walls while you were doing the ceiling that would of took you to 2hrs for 2 walls and 1 ceiling lol, then you could of started with 1 wall and the other guy with the last wall to do, so that would take you to 1hr to 2hrs to finish it all, so it should of taking to to a maximum of 4hrs, so where did the 6hrs go lol.

  • dont scrim big cracks, they will show up, especially on the flat. Left to right please... also get bigger buckets

  • i been a plasterer for 12 years right. and i do not under stand why hes doing it the dark and he should know not to do it in blild light. you need day light to see your walls alot better.

  • Mmmm If some of the gaps are quite big I recommend that you fill them with any spare drywall adhesive or failing that Bond - "then" scrimm on top of that. Double scrimmings a poor substitute....

  • @gdaffyduck1 Here here....

  • @gdaffyduck1 eye!

    I've started using spare bits of drywall from the bucket to fill any scary gaps. It does shrink a fair bit. I've seen crack lines along some of the filled edges, but it's well stuck in there and provides a good solid background compared to the tape alone. Just scrub / bang the skimming into the cracks left in any drywall addy and it'll be good. the cracks are less than a mm, smaller than the holes a piece of skrim

  • are you all homosexuals?

  • I think you should call it a day if two of you struggle to get a room on in 10 hours! 1st hit: Lid, a wall and some reveals. 2nd hit 3 walls. 7 hours max!!! NRP PLASTERING FOR THE BEST IN UK PLASTERING!

  • lol that is so true

  • top tips??more like pg tips all day

  • this bloke cant plaster 4 shit for a start hes teowelling it up right to left 10 hours what a joke bunch of cowboy muppets

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  • what do you mean no way to 9 bags in a day?!

  • lazy git

  • 9 bags of finish a day NO WAY sir

  • 9 bags isn't a huge amount. Depends on how much area you have. A good Plasterer should be able to put 5 bags on without having to chase it after. However, if you are knocking up in 'plant pots' then I can see why nine bags may be the plastering equivalent of mount Killamanjaro. Sir.

    NRP PLASTERING

  • The place I work sells multifinish and the buckets they are using :P

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  • I was wondering where the top tips was???

  • Master plasterer.How can have the cheek to claim that you are.10 hours he he.2 gauges would do it. whats with the whisk?

  • did u seriously take 10 hours to finish one room or was there more hidden sum where

  • @mptozer37 - Well 5 hours to mix up with that whisk and 5 hours to spread!

  • sorry mate 10hours to do 9bags of multi u obvisly dnt do it every day or work on price

  • Looks like an awkward room tho. Don't think its ya basic four walls.

  • Nice vid, tidy job.

  • f*** my old boots, what the f*** is he doing??? ha ha! on the less funny side its fuckiing people like this twat who give us genuine master plasterers and good builders in general a bad name. not skimming correctly, technique completly wrong and he only put 3 coats on cos it had gone off on him! prize twat.

  • i live in the states and the onlyplaster i know of, for the most part, was replaced with sheetrock in the late 60's..is drywall or sheetrock used over there? or is it mostly plaster

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  • @MightyGimp you're one strange person!

    The reason why people like this get laughed at is because if you knew anything about doing the job properly you'd know that this is comical , surely you should know this being the brains of the youtube comments!

    I can post my views as i am at the top of this game...fact! my comments are not made for putting people down for 'trying' to do this job but for guiding people that are watching this to realise it's not the best way to go about it.