Batsh*t Scientologist Anon Theatre

[teflondon91]

mark bunker looks like a giant woodchuck or groundhog

[arayalrio]

Mark's delivery of "you'll die ALONE, and in PAIN, and in the DAAARK" = so much win

[AaronSaxtonSpeaks]

Marco you're insane...you're nuts

[Lythenna]

I just died of laughter! OMG Mark Bunker has scientology freaks down! LMAO!!!!

[banchukita]

This was a great idea - street theater rules, and no one provides better script than a ranting cultist!

Mark you were almost Shatneresque in your delivery - and that's a compliment!

[Korea4Me]

Sounds like something from a Star Trek episode. LOL

[marcotai]

Surely, people passing by were thinking:

"these guys are insane, they are nuts,

they are much probably being part of that fcking

group. they are insane, their are nut..."

[Antagon1s7]

i lol'ed so hard

[anonymousassasin1]

Great video,but,

How is he Anon and showing his face???!

[OpenComments]

Maybe he's not anon anymore.

I mean, Scientology protests do contain a mix of anons and non-anons.

[arayalrio]

@anonymousassasin1 Oh noes! The betrayal!!

I too don't give a fuck about showing my face or sharing my name when I protest. Just more fodder for scilons to criticize - & in doing so make the cult/cult members look even more petty & crazy. They also can't argue that I'm part of that big bad suppressive band of terrorists, Anonymous.

[fablefreak323]

I love Mark Bunker! He should be in movies!

[anonymouseleven]

Ah.....I actually wrote "touge"

DOH!

[anonymouseleven]

It's at 2:08 on the original.

[anonymouseleven]

Infame at last!

I beleive that was my transcipt they were using.

I do have a question though: I transcribed the word at 3:24 as "togue". Is this a canadian thing?

[Wpganon]

Haven't verified it yet, but it is probably "toque" (pronounced "took", with "oo" as in "moon") term used by us Canadians for winter hat wear.

[anonymouseleven]

aha. what is it also ued to mean....a cover?

[trinity12357]

Well done. Mark had fun with this.;)

[AddieDelMar]

That's really too bad. I actually respected Mark Bunker (a little)...now not at all... He is mocking someone who is mentally ill. This is sick. I never thought Mark would stoop to this new low.

[OpenComments]

How dare you call a Scientologist mentally ill. That is out ethics! Reread your KSW. You're a religious bigot!

[parrotnutz]

scientology can help you with insanity, you know? Make the insane sane. I forgot what scn book that was in, but I`ll find it and report back with the reference....

[OpenComments]

This one?

"This [Scientology] is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more." - L. Ron Hubbard, SCIENTOLOGY: A HISTORY OF MAN, 1952

[parrotnutz]

Yeah, thanks OC.

[anonymouseleven]

Hey, it's OC's like me that transcibe so you don't have to.

Show some Xenu-damn respect!

[parrotnutz]

respect to you, anonymouseleven, so sorry not to give you your due....

[anonymouseleven]

Hey, don't worry about it :)

By the way.....did OC stand for Obsessive Compulsive? Just in case we were talking across purposes.

[parrotnutz]

OC=OpenComments. I don`t have much of a problem with OCD, though... There are good points in being conscientious!

[parrotnutz]

OMG, this is funny as hell...not EVEN overacting like Bunker said. Glib, this was a great idea and it turned out fantastic, thanks!

[parrotnutz]

For the life of me, I can`t understand why Tory isn`t cracking up in the background!

[lovelara2]

LOL!

[Rotulette]

thank you!!! Great job :)

[manonthemoon516]

MP3 to end song please?

[parrotnutz]

"Make Money, Make More Money" from El Queso allstars AKA enturbulater 009...free when you google it! Get the whole album!

[manonthemoon516]

Thanx :D

[ducksoup2007]

where can i get that music at the end

[liekmudkip]

Extremly entertaining!

Should be done at more raids, love it

[greenmctea]

LOL!!!!!! This was so good!

Kudos to the transciptionist

Bravo/Encore to WBM and Anon

[MrAnontruth]

the video is totally nuts

[FeelingAnonymous]

His words are wise.

[brycedearth]

i saw tori :D

[OpenComments]

HAHAHAAHAHA, oh Mark... Mary said you were a failed actor. But you did a damn good job acting as a Scientology handler/high level OT.

[xenuburger]

Bravo!! Better than the original, I give it one thumb up since the other one is up my butt. Go WBM!

[deemered2]

HEHEHE!!!

[majorivan]

WBM is an awesome actor... keep it up Bunk

[anontruthquest]

omg lmfao

[multani82]

oh Lord Lmao......I can't stand it hehe. Fantastic job as always Mark

[Shimzoid]

LOL, The crazy words of george have become meme

[hotdot200]

LOL EPIC

[ducksoup2007]

where is the real video this seems to be a must see look funny

[parrotnutz]

google George Bailie...should be somewhere. The evil litigation machine keeps trying to get them taken off, but you know how anonymous is...keep mirroring it....

[GeorgeIsOTVIII]

Seriously. How is this funny? You people are crazy. You are insane. You are NUTS. Period.

[multani82]

but...is this madness? >;3

[KittyKatSpanker]

Sientologists who are still in and see this think WBM is on their side now.

[LeftyBlue]

I loved this. Mark, your reading reminded me of the Joker or some other super villain LOL

[alien8ted]

All scientologists should be sectioned uner the mental health act and safely locked up fr the public good.

[phdecora]

lol

[AboutScientology]

WMB is too funny to be a real scientologist.

[throughsoul]

Dude, youre killing me.

Great job, Mark. But, OMFG dude, can you read that in a more detached, less emotional way. For God's sake man at least read it with a British accent.

That's it, is there a word or symbol that you don't understand. Okay. What's the definition of the word, "as" (azzzzzzzzz)?

Bees? Bees? What's honey got to do with this?

I'd like to role play that with you Mark, but I play the Scientologist.

Good job.

[yourboyken]

throughsoul bullshit you are a fucken troll

[throughsoul]

A fucking troll? Hmm. I guess that means I regenerate and I am really hard to kill.

It also means that I'm getting more sex than you are which is probably why you act the way you do.

Or did you mean this as a compliment?

[throughsoul]

BTW - I looked up fuken, definition #2 reads:

2. A childish spelling for the word FUCKING or FUCKIN. An easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate and/or child.

Urban Dictionary

I've observed your spelling of this word incorrectly now about 8 - 10 times. Please spell it, fuckin or fucking.

Beauty school dropout, go back to high school.

[yourboyken]

Fucken isnt in the dictionary because its a street term, im a thug i dont give a "mothafuk" look that shit up bitch Scientology will win and anonymous will lose like little fucken pricks you all are.

look this up: eat a dick bitch Lulz

[throughsoul]

Fucken is in the Urban Dictionary, it means illiterate.

As a Scientologist, I'm not sure if you are doing more damage for Scientology in defending it than you are helping to spread the good word. Mmmm?

No, I'm sure. I think youre generating more hostility than there already is, I would ask that you cease your hostile comments and stop trying to help.

Again, you might want to focus more on study and leave the "handling" of Anon to OSA who is doing badly enough w/o your help.

[yourboyken]

throughsoul you are a troll first you talk good about scientology then on other vids you talk bad about it WTF? make up your mind and yeah illiterate is what i meant ok now you know.

[throughsoul]

YoB - thank your for your comment.

My mind is totally made up. I am a Scientologist, I am an Auditor and I stand behind the technology.

I do not stand or tolerate alterations of the tech especially when they encroach on the rights of people.

Forced abortions, coersion, duress, injustice, violence, breaking up families or otherwise totalitarian bad control.

Bad control is always bad control, because I am aligned with the tech does not mean I am aligned with the abuses of managment.

[yourboyken]

WTF? what abuses of managment? when people go to the hospital and die there will you blame the hospital? people sometimes are fucked up and so they go to places that can help them but if something goes wrong then all of a sudden everyone wants to ban scientology because someone died or got hurt there? it doesnt make sense to me if that s the case then lets ban Hospitals because people die there everyday!

Scientology isnt perfect, at least they are helping people at a higher level!

[throughsoul]

So in some cases I speak on behalf of Scientology when my comments can reflect some light and clear up misconceptions.

Other times I support the voice of Anonymous when it specifically speaks out against injustices and human rights violations perpetrated by upper management or idiots.

I can be quite the pain in the ass to both sides, but I am never undecided. I don't need to make up my mind. I know my disagreements exactly because I know exactly where I stand.

[yourboyken]

anonymous was started by the Big Pharma Companies dont you understand that you are siding with mercanaries of psyciatry!

Fuck Anonymous and anyone that wants to be luke warm with evil hate group!

[throughsoul]

Is that the same as merchants of chaos? (rhetorical)

Thank you. I don't hold a distinction between injustice, abuse and evil committed by one group or another.

Whether a psychiatrist or a Catholic cardinal rapes a teenage boy its still rape. Because one is has a title or is affiliated with an organization does not make wrong actions right.

Pretty much everything that I have an issue and which Anonymous protests are direct violations of tech or policy, so my issue is KSW all the way.

[throughsoul]

You keep calling me a troll and really it almost a compliment.

Trolls are hard to turn, have superior eyesight, can see in the dark, are exceptionally strong, can attack and defend multiple targets. Plus, they regenerate 3 rounds after being damaged and you have to destroy all their parts in acid or the come back to life and try to kill you.

They are however not too bright, so as a slam, I'll give that to ya. Otherwise, trolls are badass "mothafukas" bitch.

[yourboyken]

ok then its settled you are a troll thankyou for defending your stance.

[throughsoul]

Well, Im glad we got that settled.

I am a badass troll. Im also a Scientologist and I am an Auditor who knows and can apply the tech.

I know the difference between HELP and PR. I know what Human Rights are and I defend them. I can confront evil and call it out. I can also be a pain in the ass.

Never withdraw allegiance once granted. My allegince is to LRH not upper management.

Gee, it sure is nice to be me. Thanks.

[yourboyken]

yes you are a troll, but in doing so you disparage yourself and minimize your strength and power. you are compromising your own reality? why? i dont know but my cause is just therefore i do not fear to hurt you. why do you think i battle anons? i dont care to be liked or admired ok! i cannot act like you throughsoul because i am my own adviser, i keep counsel and select my

own decisions not yours! my allegince is the idea of Scientology not a person l ron hubbard so i am stronger than you!

[throughsoul]

Okay buddy, youre stronger. I'm a troll.

But I also think you are confused. I hear the words but I don't think you know what they REALLY mean. The Code of Honor ultimately is about being true to yourself.

You can't act like me because you don't think for yourself or you don't observe what really going on.

I am not disparaging myself or compromising my reality, I am living up to it despite personal danger.

You are a parrot with an internet connection.

Im glad to disappoint you.

[yourboyken]

i am the living code of Honor and i live it everyday, that is all run along now.

[throughsoul]

Are you living it everyday? Are you in the Sea Org? Are you one of those 15 year olds working 100 hours a week making 23 cents an hour? Is this what you do? Pester people on the Internet in the name of Scientology? Have you ever considered your doing more harm than good? That's what I think. I think you dropped out of high school at 14, joined the SO, get 2 hours of schooling a day, and spend the rest of the day making Scientology look bad with your street thug illiteracy and hostility.

[yourboyken]

you dont need to be in the sea org to live the code of honor einstein now like i said before run along now this conversation is over, i do not give or receive communication unless i desire it.

[parrotnutz]

The $cientolonut ...(OTVIII, no less) who went on this tirade was from Canada, not the UK, so why should Bunker do it with a British accent? That doesn`t make sense. The guy who filmed the original video was/is British, and it was filmed in the UK.

[throughsoul]

Let me get this straight the guy that filmed the video was BRITISH. Right? It was filmed in the UK. Right?

But your asking me why I said the guy acting the part of the Anon protester should at least speak in a British accent? Why don't you look at that again.

I did not say MB should speak in a British accent, I said the guy acting out the protester should speak with a British accent. All clear now?

You were right. Your confusion did not make sense.

[parrotnutz]

1. It should be "you`re", not " your".

2. The guy who filmed the original video is NOT anonymous, nor did he try to pass as an anonymous protester. Matter of fact, he posts to the ex-scientologist`s message board. I believe he freely admits he WAS a scientologist, and no longer is.

[throughsoul]

Okay... Im usually good at catching those.

I did not know the data about the guy filming. Any you get the point.

[parrotnutz]

Why, thank you, throughsoul, for your admission. I have actually thumbed up some of your comments. You stick to your guns and believe that abuses in CoS aren`t acceptable and are bad PR. The abuses are why most of us object to scn, not scn itself.

[throughsoul]

I totally understand.

I know more Scientology than most. There is very little actual Scientology that I have come to disagree against, but there are many errors in application of ethics, justice, tech and policy that I do disagree.

Thanks for the acknowledgement.

Nice idiom.

[parrotnutz]

throughsoul, here is what you typed:

"Great job, Mark. But, OMFG dude, can you read that in a more detached, less emotional way. For God's sake man at least read it with a British accent."

Anybody reading what you typed would interpret that to mean that you meant Bunker should read it with a British accent. You are NUTS to think otherwise! I`m sure you will delete your statement now, but I have a screenshot to prove that you did, in fact, type that!

[throughsoul]

Parrot - exactly. I said great job, Mark.

Which is Mark? Who is receiving the compliment.

What is the definition of a period (.)?

What is the definition of the word "but"?

Who is dude then referring? It could be Mark, but it does not have to be and is inferred not to be Mark by the word, "but".

Last, which person was reading in a wooden fashion? Not Mark, he was eloquent in his delivery of the skit.

So, sorry you misunderstood. It was ambiguous in part, but freak out.

[throughsoul]

Oh no! I missed a question mark!

What will they think of me? I hope I don't get in trouble.

[Shoffner08]

btw, whats the name of the song at the end?

[Shoffner08]

hahaha good job guys.  5 stars.

[SP999999]

You guys did great. I feel like I'm watching the real thing.

[SlappyThePenguin]

George Baily - totally bayshit insane, Act 1 scene 1.

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

HAHA!  yay!