Hotel Mario is a great game if you like clumsy controls, monotonous gameplay, and weird cutscenes.
If you like Hotel Mario, I recommend the Zelda CD-i games. They also feature the classic sluggish CD-i controls plus some very memorable FMV cutscenes, mah boi! Zelda's Adventure lacks the animated FMV but trades them for excessive load times and especially awful gameplay. Memorable cutscenes are performed by particularly talentless Zelda LARPers.
Just out of curiosity, have you actually played this?
Hotel Mario isn't really my kind of game and it's not helped by the sloppy controls. I finished Wand of Gamelon about a week ago and I need a break from the CD-i. Oddly enough, creepy CD-i cutscenes are a great way to motivate you to keep playing these horrible games.
Mah boi, this CD-i is what all true nerds strive for!
The CD-i's basic, underpinning issue (besides a shitty game library) is control. It's delayed, clumsy, and has problems with multiple commands. I've never encountered anything else like it. Say you're playing a game. You're punching something and then you hit jump.
On any other console: You jump and keep punching.
On the CD-i: You keep punching but stand still. About 10% of the time, it works correctly as above.
And seriously,i don't know any other CD-I game besides the zeldas and hotel mario so,if that games were the best and most famous,i don't want know the bad ones!!
The sad thing? The Zelda CD-i games are middle of the road and Hotel Mario is one of the better games on the console. If you really want a good CD-i game, the only options are FMV games. Burn Cycle, a Sci-Fi FMV game, was good enough that it got ported to the PC. The bad CD-i games? They're about 80% of the library and many of them are even worse than the "gutter games" for the NES like Jekyll and Hyde or anything from LJN.
0:12 WEEGEE! Look! 1:27 Oh my Holy Shit! 1:55 You want fire? No! 2:14 You bear my! 2:28 Cheese a pear! 3:04 The Peach are cool dies! 3:35 Oh, my dear! XD
I remember purchasing this game and playing it back in 1994... When I beat this game and was told by Mario, Luigi, and Peach that I was the "best player ever," I was so happy. I was actually led to beleive that I was the best player of all video games; I felt unstoppable. But now-- since YouTube was put up and someone showed all the cut-scenes, I now understand that it was all a lie. I never was the best player ever, it was all just a joke. Thank you Hotel Mario, for ruining my life.
@Solarsonic17 TELL YOU WHAT, CD-I HAS A HARMLESS GUN ACCESSORY, IT'S CALLED CD-i Peacekeeper. If you and I are RIGHT, Tell any YouTube Poopers to tell about the "Peacekeeper"
Theoretically, doesn't Philips still have the right to make games with Nintendo characters? I mean, if Philips wanted to, couldn't they restart their video game consoles and make the same mistake over again, and Nintendo couldn't sue them?
0:23 MARIO BROS Z CAPITULO 7 CAPTURAN A LA PRINCESA Y PONEN ESTO PERO TACHADO La princesa es ahora una conjetura permanente, en uno de mis 7 hoteles Koopa! ESTO LO TACHAN Y PONEN ESTO PERO NO LO TACHAN Si necesita instrucciones sobre cómo llegar, ver el libro de instrucciones adjunta.
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Awful voice acting... awful sound quality... wow, it's shocking how the Phillips CDi managed to beat the Gizmondo as the worst-selling gaming system ever.
2:14 Did anyone notice that they used that sound effect in SUPER MARIO 64?!!?!?!
NASCARFAN160 3 days ago
My favourite part is at 3:20 when Mario says "Hurry!" and they stand there like idiots
DarthSalmon 6 days ago
it's so strange to watch this....un-youtubepooped.
rickneil01 1 week ago
SPAGHETTI!
WasteOfAmmunition 1 week ago
Luigi receive a kiss ?
Why mario doesn't became jealous?
Franlinlemosjr 2 weeks ago
I absolutly love Hotel Mario. :D
Boyjack99 2 weeks ago
1:58 NO
rhinomantis88 2 weeks ago 4
old video
CarBitGTSaxen 3 weeks ago
Want to receive the money from your property insurance? Just call these pair of plumbers xD
HeavyMetalGuy2 3 weeks ago
WTF kind of music is that from 3:33 to 3:48 !?!?!
C4SSIU5 3 weeks ago
I hope she made lots of OCTOROK!
Miseritor 3 weeks ago
mario said eh luigi? not gay luigi so everyone is wrong and eerybody thinks its the wrong thing!
y4123cp 3 weeks ago
......GAY LUIGI!
Saofeng19 1 month ago
is this on nes,snes,or n64
babyrobot1 1 month ago
@babyrobot1 Cdi
ToonMasters 1 month ago
3:41 Wendy's Penis xD
bilao13 1 month ago
This game actually has really good music.
Moonchipz 1 month ago
This is a great Mario game.
I also recommend the three classic Zelda games for the CD-i. They aren't quite as good as Ocarina of Time, but very memorable.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
@MrHongKongBuffet
........you can't be serious....
Saofeng19 1 month ago
@Saofeng19
I'm mostly serious.
Hotel Mario is a great game if you like clumsy controls, monotonous gameplay, and weird cutscenes.
If you like Hotel Mario, I recommend the Zelda CD-i games. They also feature the classic sluggish CD-i controls plus some very memorable FMV cutscenes, mah boi! Zelda's Adventure lacks the animated FMV but trades them for excessive load times and especially awful gameplay. Memorable cutscenes are performed by particularly talentless Zelda LARPers.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
@MrHongKongBuffet
Okay,so.....
That was sarcasm?
Saofeng19 1 month ago
@Saofeng19
Post 1: Yes, though I the Zelda CD-i games are "memorable"... for all the wrong reasons.
Post 2: Not at all.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
@MrHongKongBuffet
Well,i think that game is a piece of shit too.
Those animations cutcenes were just......creepy. O.o
Well.at least they can be used to make "you tube poops"!
MAH BOY!!!
Saofeng19 1 month ago
@Saofeng19
Just out of curiosity, have you actually played this?
Hotel Mario isn't really my kind of game and it's not helped by the sloppy controls. I finished Wand of Gamelon about a week ago and I need a break from the CD-i. Oddly enough, creepy CD-i cutscenes are a great way to motivate you to keep playing these horrible games.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
@MrHongKongBuffet
No,actually i didnt play it.
But i saw lots of internet reviews and i can say that the games not seemed nothing attractive....
For me at least....
From what i saw,the zelda CD-I games looks like that 80's cartoon and not pass the clime of "adventure" that the other zeldas pass.
And the controls looks pretty anoying too,like,you try to open your inventory and enter a door acidentally,things like that..
Hotel mario..i dont know...a puzzle game with him its just weird.
Saofeng19 1 month ago
@Saofeng19
Mah boi, this CD-i is what all true nerds strive for!
The CD-i's basic, underpinning issue (besides a shitty game library) is control. It's delayed, clumsy, and has problems with multiple commands. I've never encountered anything else like it. Say you're playing a game. You're punching something and then you hit jump.
On any other console: You jump and keep punching.
On the CD-i: You keep punching but stand still. About 10% of the time, it works correctly as above.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
@MrHongKongBuffet
Yeah....
That's why this console had a short life.
And seriously,i don't know any other CD-I game besides the zeldas and hotel mario so,if that games were the best and most famous,i don't want know the bad ones!!
Nice talking to you! ;)
See ya!
Saofeng19 1 month ago
@Saofeng19
The sad thing? The Zelda CD-i games are middle of the road and Hotel Mario is one of the better games on the console. If you really want a good CD-i game, the only options are FMV games. Burn Cycle, a Sci-Fi FMV game, was good enough that it got ported to the PC. The bad CD-i games? They're about 80% of the library and many of them are even worse than the "gutter games" for the NES like Jekyll and Hyde or anything from LJN.
MrHongKongBuffet 1 month ago
NO.
malakaki111 1 month ago
In Super Paper Mario, Mario gets separated from Peach (And Bowser). He joins up with Luigi and such and guess where they find Peach? OVERTHERE!
bcarri2014 1 month ago
Imagine if they remade this for the Wii
tdiharold5265 1 month ago
Mario sounds like he smokes 5 packs of cigs a day, holy shit!
WhenBoredomHits 1 month ago 14
1:48 THIS MINE IS MINE
TheAkarder3 1 month ago
at 3:14 mario is peeing
thrashmetalhead09 1 month ago
Luigi finally got that pussy
DiagramOfTruth 1 month ago
0:08 Gay Luigi
DiegoAlanTorres 1 month ago
2:47, Mario says "Yeah pimp"
FJHernandezSalsa 2 months ago
Princess invited us for a dicklick gay luigi, i hope she made lots of spaghetti!!!
Tuchiee 2 months ago
NOO!! LOTS OF SPAGHETTI!!!
Tuchiee 2 months ago
Gay Luigi LOL my life has been destroied
femiiranda 2 months ago
They keep the focus on mario's face for like 4 seconds whith his mouth wide open and a stupid look on his face. Iaughed for like 5 minutes
murdermanMurphy 2 months ago
0:45
murdermanMurphy 2 months ago
0:11 Lots of..!
OmnicidalVideos 2 months ago
i wana play dis game
KnucklesEchidna5 2 months ago
Bowsers Laugh Scares me
tnimpala 2 months ago
remember, where there's smoke, they pinch back
platnium115 2 months ago
Did you bring a light?
ZZDaikun 3 months ago
0:09 Gay Luigi
MarioMario6298 3 months ago
"HURRY!"
*Scene moves along 7 seconds later*
ace94d 3 months ago
I fuckin' hate that deep Mario voice.
ddensu 3 months ago
I love how Mario says something and the focus stays on him, with his mouth open, for a good few seconds too long. So freaking cheesy.
Samphie7 3 months ago
CD-I Peacekeeper, Spread the Word!
mrkm5600 3 months ago
Remember, where there's smoke........there's fire.
LibertatemPopuli 3 months ago
0:35 U.
xTheJuLio 3 months ago
OMG This vid is 5 Years Old!
mrkm5600 3 months ago
HURRY! *Mario stands still for a moment*
Rayqson 3 months ago
"If all else fails, check out the enclosed instruction book." - Mario
yoshiog1 3 months ago
this is funny as he**
1234fgfgfg 3 months ago
Why Mario call Luigi gay?
KjRocker12345 3 months ago
Anyone notice the Rolling Stones Reference at 2:59?
masa985 4 months ago 24
@masa985 yeah, ur right
BananaPhoPhilly 3 months ago
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itshopeslater 3 months ago
Press 6 MY CLOUDDD >:O
MrLOLPARA 4 months ago
1:58
the birth of a 2 ytp idea
MrMariofan33 4 months ago
keep playing 1:58
StarFoxArchive 4 months ago
gay luigi ! :)
Garrymodfans 4 months ago
everyone who hats this game has'nt even played it this was a great game
nardsack 4 months ago
this is the epicst source for youtube poops :D
xXRuneStylaXx 4 months ago
3:31 fancy beats :D
TheEclipsed1234 4 months ago
4:29-4:33 - Thanks to Youtube, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom!
SuperSlash132 4 months ago
3 things, 1. Peach sounds like a man. 2. So many memes... 3. Only thing missing is PINGAS!
chickensouplover516 4 months ago
Why the heck does everyone like this? This was a terrible Mario game -__-
ZionTheHedgehog1 4 months ago
@ZionTheHedgehog1 Nobody likes this game. Everybody likes how insanely bad these videos are.
RoboCorpse3000 4 months ago
Bad quality
SuperRedeyedemon 4 months ago
ahahaha wtf this is
Shadowfan0X90 4 months ago
SPOOKY
GUInterface 4 months ago
"This mine is mine" LOL
12keroro12 4 months ago
After watching so many YouTube Poops, i swear this sounds like a parody in itself.
xXDinoman1997Xx 4 months ago
oh no... it's just like loz cdi
dupperdiddy 4 months ago
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dupperdiddy 4 months ago
The REAL answer to life the universe and everything : 1:58
Parkjimin950521 4 months ago 12
3:41 The princess needs a penis!
SuperJAbros 4 months ago
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SuperJAbros 4 months ago
0:12 WEEGEE! Look! 1:27 Oh my Holy Shit! 1:55 You want fire? No! 2:14 You bear my! 2:28 Cheese a pear! 3:04 The Peach are cool dies! 3:35 Oh, my dear! XD
SuperJAbros 4 months ago
noe xD
zequelll 4 months ago
bowser wants to rape
zequelll 4 months ago
"your the best player ever"
YEAH THE GUY WHO BEAT THIS GAME OBVIOUSLY HAD A HUGE AMMOUNT OF CRAP IMMUNITY
windwaker0rules 5 months ago
124 people are now a permanent guest at one of bowser's seven koopa hotels
WLDFLD 5 months ago
I Know "Nintendo" Didn't Publish this the mario voices are incorrect
chuggaaconroyy2 5 months ago
this mine is mine
teamcinema2 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Was this a tv show?
KjRocker12345 5 months ago
4:10 the birth of ear rape
cellm823 5 months ago
lol the enclosed instruction book
Blitzwing989 5 months ago
GAY LUIGI THUMBS UP
ShakenJaken1 5 months ago
3:35 is over there!
wafflesmash 5 months ago
i can swear this game has funny memes but totaly stinks
TheThunderbolt5 5 months ago
now i can make lots of utube poops
Imapakistan 5 months ago
i always like the music from the audio when youtube poopers use some words
gay
NO!
mario says no but his eyes say yes!
MPOEO 5 months ago
1:57 the legendary "NO"
xSUPERSONICx99 5 months ago
is it wrong that i've heard "spaghetti" so many times in youtube poop videos that it sounds out of place where it originally came from?
Blompcube 5 months ago
Why do all the bad games get their own memes?
EmeraldQuazar384 5 months ago
1:58 the most heard word on youtube
jake60630 5 months ago 2
I remember purchasing this game and playing it back in 1994... When I beat this game and was told by Mario, Luigi, and Peach that I was the "best player ever," I was so happy. I was actually led to beleive that I was the best player of all video games; I felt unstoppable. But now-- since YouTube was put up and someone showed all the cut-scenes, I now understand that it was all a lie. I never was the best player ever, it was all just a joke. Thank you Hotel Mario, for ruining my life.
Solarsonic17 5 months ago 68
@Solarsonic17 TELL YOU WHAT, CD-I HAS A HARMLESS GUN ACCESSORY, IT'S CALLED CD-i Peacekeeper. If you and I are RIGHT, Tell any YouTube Poopers to tell about the "Peacekeeper"
mrkm5600 4 months ago
@Solarsonic17 This game is hard as heck, due to the floor jumping so you must be very good any way
VideoGameNoobs24 2 months ago
@Solarsonic17 yes you are still very good. don't feel bad
leucomaofthecornea 2 months ago
Wait, why didn't I get a kiss!
Shdw1992 5 months ago
@SteveHenry86 Agreed
WebkinzCollieluvr101 5 months ago
if you need instructions on how to get instructions, check out the instructions.
InsomniacLegit 5 months ago 3
Meet the fathers of ear-rape!!!
froggies1998 6 months ago
this game os loltastic
TheDoritosfan1 6 months ago
2:13 Super mario 64 sound? wtf
Cocodrilo92 6 months ago
1:58 NOOOOOOOO!
MissingNo0001 6 months ago
Cooooooool
dbossof1985 6 months ago
Is the Princess...voiced by a guy?
Jangobadass 6 months ago
0:09 was the birth of Youtube Poop.
JosephandGeoff 6 months ago 73
@JosephandGeoff Yeah
EpicM60 3 months ago
The fathers of ear rape?
Harogrim 6 months ago
SPAGHETTI!
shaun5515 6 months ago
Dear Pesky Plumbers, all toasters toast BOMBS?
*5 minutes later*
WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
marioman574 6 months ago
4 over used memes in the first 20 seconds; that's impressive
szmty 6 months ago
did mario really said gay luigi
WiteGear67 6 months ago
Hard to believe this was made in 1993. Looks more like early 80's standards.... In the words of AVGN...Oh the mario game....that one sucks too!!!!
spindalis79 6 months ago
@spindalis79
And the sound effects sound like something from an old cartoon o_o
Jangobadass 6 months ago
I wanna sleep at Wendy,s Blitz Snarlton Hotel !
alexneushoorn 6 months ago
lol comdemned
MultiVietMinh 6 months ago
First of all i why would mario bros travel around for some princess who keeps on disapearing.
3:06 I WOUDLN'T STAND FOR THAT!! I'D JUST SAY SCREW HER I'm outta here.
And Guess What?!? Guess! IT HAPPENS AGAIN 3:56.
Now i know it's not her thats doing it.
chaozflow 6 months ago
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chaozflow 6 months ago
2:57 best part evar
rustyvent 6 months ago
what no kiss for me. I had to show and do everything for those fat ass plungers.
HEROIC405 6 months ago
@HEROIC405 You want a kiss from a CD-i monstrosity?
Alphonze56 6 months ago 2
@Alphonze56 sure
HEROIC405 6 months ago
5 minutes of my life.... totally worth it
emhean 6 months ago
i hear "Nice of princess to invite us over for a dicknic, gay luigi
IcantDiedeadenough 6 months ago
1:57
Sympatyx 6 months ago
Behold - the fathers of ear rape.
Harogrim 6 months ago
its been one a those days
Puffle3210 6 months ago
1:23 one of luigi's eyes is green, the other us blue
MrPugman2 6 months ago
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picniC EH LUIGI?
TECK1337 7 months ago
0:09 for CEH LUIGI?
TECK1337 7 months ago
No kiss for me? :(
josiahking56 7 months ago
If You Need Any Help on How To Get A Better Life, Check Out The Enclosed Instruction Book. PWND
OficialArceus493 7 months ago
0:09 "GAY" O.O
1Sebas9 7 months ago
Theoretically, doesn't Philips still have the right to make games with Nintendo characters? I mean, if Philips wanted to, couldn't they restart their video game consoles and make the same mistake over again, and Nintendo couldn't sue them?
dstebbin 7 months ago
NO
zeXckzzzz 7 months ago
0:23 MARIO BROS Z CAPITULO 7 CAPTURAN A LA PRINCESA Y PONEN ESTO PERO TACHADO La princesa es ahora una conjetura permanente, en uno de mis 7 hoteles Koopa! ESTO LO TACHAN Y PONEN ESTO PERO NO LO TACHAN Si necesita instrucciones sobre cómo llegar, ver el libro de instrucciones adjunta.
luisDavidmartinez1 7 months ago
Luigis to white to be Italion.
thepikmaster 7 months ago
0:09 for gay luigi
0:12 for spaghetti
DBZGamer25 7 months ago
This is depressing
Yoshiateurchocolate 7 months ago
In A30, write in Hotel Mario. Let's see what we can do.
Hippolf 7 months ago
I watched this video only for 1:56
MarineFocus 7 months ago
Princess peach is really hard to get...
PickleTheWeenerDog 7 months ago
and then youtube poop was born!
kamivideos343 7 months ago
hot damn a beatles reference?
ponlm 7 months ago
@ponlm Try the Rolling Stones...
TriFye 7 months ago
@ponlm Uuh what do you mean? Are they loosy in the sky with diamonds or something?
UrAnus1231 7 months ago
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horseloversi44 7 months ago
FUCK! an instruction book was not enclosed!
bears111b1111 7 months ago
0:55 I didn't know Mario can jump 4 stories high!
Funky787 7 months ago
GOD I NEEDED THE MAIN VID WITH OUT EDITS
TheDiazp1 7 months ago
I love Mario
thevideogamemaster07 7 months ago
I have never ever played Hotel Mario! I wish I could though and it's not infamous you stupid
Crazybones66 7 months ago
I have never ever played Hotel Mario! I wish I could though
Crazybones66 7 months ago
cutscene stupidity is pissin me off
Noobhero007 7 months ago
I am a big mario fan
thevideogamemaster07 7 months ago
1:57 nou
TheJjrtv 7 months ago
122 persons don't got a toast or spaghetti
pikechu90xx 7 months ago
......no.....=P
WolfBlaze16 7 months ago
I think I got aids from that.
Neapher 7 months ago
It's been one of those days? Lol xD I'm going to put that as my Facebook status and. Say words by hotel Mario xD
AMYGOLD97 8 months ago
press 2
VongolaAQW223 8 months ago
Where's the toaster scene
theweirdguy1992 8 months ago 41
Why do Mario's eyebrows keep moving when he reads the paper
theweirdguy1992 8 months ago
Should I dislike this video?
Mario: No?
GameVidLive 8 months ago
....I HOPE SHE MADE LOT'SA SPAGHETTI!!!....
GameVidLive 8 months ago
1:59 xD
SimplyShaded 8 months ago
FUNNY!!!:D
SuperGoldeneye69 8 months ago
that is the scariest fucking laugh ive ever heard!
toopmaster 8 months ago
At 0:08 mario says : GAY LUIGI
tibike1994 8 months ago
"I hope it's spaghetti!"
A game with that kind of passive racism would never get a rating below Mature these days.
xilefian 8 months ago
lmao i love how they used the long island jersey shore italian accent instead of the actual italian accent haha
GrabbinSomeHAX 8 months ago
2:10 is my favorite
XxKeNoHxX 8 months ago
Awful voice acting... awful sound quality... wow, it's shocking how the Phillips CDi managed to beat the Gizmondo as the worst-selling gaming system ever.
Leishmaniasisably 8 months ago