HL2 Gordon Freeman Suicide

[MVNIdewinalisa]

*gets my phone and played 'through my window-Bunkface' mp3*

"this what it should be, damn that Alyx..." >:\

[Dragonmike2690]

Trough the windooooooow!

[radiodread012]

noob

[sypisfurn]

117 people did not have a map

[cooldonkeyfish]

Has nobody here actuallt played the game? THIS is how it should have been...

Alyx: "I don't think it occurred to him that you might not have a map."

Gordon: " "

*jumps out window*

[BigBrotherMateyka]

This'd be a great commercial for Times Atlas of the World.

Because chicks only care about guys who have maps.

[bgpivoter]

Gordon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE A MAP!? FOR SIX YEARS I HAVE GOOGLED AND DOWNLOADED EVERY SINGLE MAP FOR HALF-LIFE DEATHMATCH AND NOW I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING MAP!? MAN FUCK HALF-LIFE 2! *suicide*

[communistrecords]

Gordon: Oh ya! This is what I think about you and your stupid maps!

[TheSkatingreptile]

Guess shepard doesn't have to worry bout gordon anymore.

[Matthew5000001]

GORDON: - OH NO!!! SHE DON'T HAVE A MAP I WILL DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *jumps out window*

[Itsover90]

Gordon : Oh yeah..I don't have a map. Where does this window lead to?

[MegaDave911]

Alex: 0_0

[leofuriosos]

epiccc

[ILOVEMUZAK19]

Gordon: Since we don't have a map and will get hopelessly lost...wanna f*ck?

Alyx: No, thanks. thats something only me and my dad do.

Gordon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! GORDON WANTS SEXYTIME!"Jumps out window"

[leeoFaaneellii]

by the time he's falling he noticed he was going to die and that the window was the wrong choice of path.

[magtga]

lol xD

[Itsover90]

Gordon : Well since i don't have a map, where does this window of wonder lead?

[ekinothedragon]

@Itsover90 Alyx: wait

*gordon jumps*

Gordon: weee wonderland

[destroyer129steam]

gordan: i dont have a map?!?!?!? *jumps out window*

Alyx:GORDAN! I have a maa-, never mind.

[manhuntfan123]

@destroyer129steam No wai it would be Gordon:I dont have a map!?!?!?I dont wanna live!!!Gwaaaaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!*S­QUISH*:D

[YouLoseAndIWin]

Who would commit suicide with Alyx next to you :0

[waazabie]

@YouLoseAndIWin, uuhm cause he didn't have the map to her opening.

so yea, he jumped :p

[CrikinhaLeto]

what thw hell

[1455789]

i did the same thing in my video

[Dvondrake292]

Lots of effort put into this video A++++ will watch again

[Sonnee123]

CANT WAIT FOR PART 2!

[Jaybeat2k6]

If this is part 1, I can't wait for part 2. [/sarcasm]

[Itsover90]

Gordon: okay...since i don't have a map...i guess i go this way! *SPLAT*

[destroyer129steam]

Alyx: Gordan, why are you doing that?

Gordan: I got windows blue screen!

[matrixmairo]

...THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA.

the HEV suit runs on windows 98

[destroyer129steam]

or maybe he looked at the mirror or maybe his mom would'nt cook pancakes for dinner. o_0

[LukeDude759]

no, its probably because he didnt have a map :P

[NoSpacesHere]

OH FUCK... I DONT HAVE A MAP!? SHIIIIiiiit bam

[zonetropper]

idiot comment time!!!

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

Without a map, poor Gordon didn't know that he was jumping out a window... It's sad when good ol' friends start to loose their local sence...

[GSCLoveSoniac]

i did that 2 withput watching the video

[ThomasfromGreece]

XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven

[snutzy96]

he's crazy...

[CristianDamianFierro]

you're an idiot?

[Tommygun1135]

It makes me wonder what Alyx would have said.

[d0de12346]

Gordon Freeman is the Chuck Norris of gaming. I guess he survived that fall.

[ArsenickA]

LOL!

[makemelaugh124]

I done this on orange box once I got to drive a combine car because I had invincibility

[ungface]

idiot

[ProductionsBlueberry]

No, Even with God on you die. -_- And you can't get in those. Its obviously not scripted.

[gimee50k]

actually with god u cant die. i did it on xbox 360 and i got to get in a combine vehicle (but not drive it) try it yourself it's a small glitch

[FreeKid1337]

llolool!

[FinCooper]

Aww shit...G-mans gonna be pissed about this one...

[UnmaskedPyro]

Gordon can't live without his precious map D:

[scorptatious]

Alyx: "you might not have a map"

Gordon: (sobs uncontrolably) I'm sick of not having a map! I'm gonna jump!"

(jumps out of window)

[rpgsolider]

@scorptatious he needs to think it not to say it,he cant talk.(no voice actor)

[trober256]

that actually was pretty funny, good work

[zkivez]

he dint need a map on he's holyday trip on higway 17 or ravenholm!

[Mechanor]

Alyx: You might not have a map. So you can hop on the elevator or jump out the window.

Gordan: Is there any chance of us hooking up within the next few games?

Alyx: Nope.

Gordan: ...... I'll take my chances with the window.

[Shoryureppa]

Time Paradox

[ROBLOXER106]

Alyx: Hey why is he going to the window? GORDON! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?!

*Gordon dies*

Alyx: oh now were fucked.

[stickman4EVA]

Dammit alyx you know gordan is sensitive about his map problem...

[tiddleto2te]

LOL

[Chaosblade777]

Gordon is a manly man, he doesn't ask for directions or accept help!

[GoldenFox1000]

But... But i do have a Map and thet the Way !

*Runing and jumping*

*think* that map Sucks! i Know i was need to buy a GPS...

[ceroo12cool]

haha

[Roofroller]

wonder what Alyx was thinking.. "Hmm, why is he going towards that window? Hey.. wait.. WHA-SHIT GORDON FUCK WE ARE ALL DOOMED THE COMBINE WILL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE OF US NOW!"

[Crimsonterminator100]

Gordan: You bitch i didn't know i needed a map don't criticize me on not having one, oh wait i think i saw one over he... ahhhh Kerspat

[zantiertasa]

NO MAP!?! Well I guess I'll just retrace my steps back t.... AAAAHHH *splat*

[Dragonmike2690]

Gordon: FUCK YOU MAAAAPSS!!

[Moratz91]

lol!

[Jedibling]

i had a map but it flew out of the window. i can get it if you want. lololololol :D

[Qman358]

lol

[AbraSpyro]

Gordon was in panic, that he didn`t have map so he went to get some fresh air but he farted at the window...

[GeeKNoLife]

Aww, damnit Alyx, ya know that Gordon is sensitive about not having a map! ;(

[nama129]

lol?

[Bjelor]

win

[blackmask100]

Damn it Alyx look what you did. poor freeman. :(

[AQWBadBoys]

FUCK YOU ALEX

[GModFanatic001]

Its spelt Alyx

And id rather if you didnt fuck me.

[Darknectar18]

oh seriously wtf

[ProductionsBlueberry]

Its spelt "Alyx"

[gahu101]

its "spelt" SPELLED

[ProductionsBlueberry]

Well, Where i come from its spelt spelt.

[22darthmaul22]

Well, Where I come from, spelt wasn't spelt spelt because spelt wasn't a word, just a misspelting.

[ProductionsBlueberry]

You idiot, Go look it up. -_- Dumbass.

[22darthmaul22]

It's like "aint". "Don't say aint because aint aint in the dictionary." It was that sorta joke.

[ProductionsBlueberry]

Why do we get taught to say "spelt" at school then?

[22darthmaul22]

@ProductionsBlueberry

Because your school is probably full of dumbasses.

[KDash3425]

Don't got a map, I guess Dr. Kleiner's Lab is out the window hahahahaha

[legoguy217]

lol

[Combinescout12]

hehehe now with freemand out of the way we can call in shepard

[Yervand117]

you meen adrian sheoarp the cool mylitary guy thats a corperal in half life oposing force

[director365]

yea

[jack88888888888888]

Aren't you already a faggot?

[jacevanluyn]

id kill myself 2 if i didn't have a map...

[SYXXB13]

guess how the last guy who used to live there died

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

He found out that grenade physics suck when you throw them at a wall infront of him?

[toenninga]

"A map? Oh wait, I think I saw one down there!"

[SilverSodaCan]

Just imagine what Alyx is thinking.

[JackIsASpy]

Alyx: It might not of ocurred to him that you don't have a map.

Gordon: Wait, its in my jeep.

*Gordon looks around. He sees the door sealed shut, an elevator and a window.*

Gordon: Hey Alyx, mind if I go this way? Wait for me here, ok?

*Gordon jumps out the window. Splat*

Gordon: Well.. theres the map..

[PaCo12349]

Dr. Freeman is mute...

FAIL!

[olegario39]

he doesnt have a map, so he killed himself..

[mygoodnessmyguiness]

That's what talking to alex for a few seconds does to a person.

[legorocks4eva]

i did that once!

[Combinescout12]

hehehe now with freemand out of the way we can call in shepard

[meatballica]

are you talking about alex shepard

[Combinescout12]

no no im talking about adrian shepard the marine for Halflife opposing force we havent seen him since 1999

[meatballica]

oh i thought you were talking about alew from silent hill 5 for some reason

[Kalma91]

xDDDDDDDD

[binderfind]

You're damn right he doesn't have a map

[Snipaaz]

wtf i didnt see that window when i was there >>

[wlodi]

Totally random, hahaha :D

[smok3ybg]

ROFL XD

[knotz909]

lol!!

[PeterPetrelli93]

Lol

[Ilikelimpbizkit]

this should be called hl2 speedrun

[Wayne2219]

lol

[Sporeness]

That way was faster

[Zanaso]

Was that a joke? OMG I wanna die now.

[blastdahaka]

fail

[theclownbaby]

Hilarious

[Merrick0001]

I know what the fuck I'm doing.

*walks out window*

[Blackbaron15]

i told you i dont need no fucking map im a physist (walks out the window)

[Aspartamebraintumor]

Next time I don't have a map... I know what to do

[Waffledog8]

Rofl.

[Nsgygod]

STFU bitch i dont need to listen to this -out the window-

[cjwright79]

bitch wouldn't put out I'd jump too

[thedarkone707]

no thumbs down for you

[RatchetClankFan1996]

did you thumbs up? i wouldnt know because i have 6 thumbs down lol

[Doctorduck9]

lolol

he's like oh fuck this *splat*

[criptlordwc]

lol i did that when i first played Half-Life 2

[dewin50]

alyx:i dont have a map

gordon:were are we gonna find a map wait im gonna ask god if hes has a map

[theofficalmiga]

Alyx: Was my joke really that bad?

[1joel9]

LOL!

[theghostsofmeandyou]

lol

[1joel9]

lol

[kasatka014]

Ahahahah win.

[sf17k]

Wow, I lol'd.

[me4cs]

that's one disturbed gun toteing theoretical physicist

[Metalicakid]

simple yet elegant i LOVE IT

[Michformer]

I dont have a map?!!?

Fuck you, bitch. I want a map, NOW!

That's it!

WEEEEEEEEEE! 'bone crushes'

[BeMBAir]

I did this the first time around aswell. ^^

[montana7704]

gordon is an emo !

[YesMan457]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY­

[GameNinja13]

Hold on, Its out in my car!!!! or....

NOOOOO MY LIFE ISN'T COMPLETE, splat...

[ArashironCorporation]

Alyx:you might don´t have a map

Gordon:you´re right...so...what are we doing here?...lets beat the sistem....FUCK THE WORLD..

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

*Jumps out the window screaming*

*followed by an american march of navi soldiers,gay people,your mom,my mom,HITLER,osama bin laden(there you are you little bastard!)and HE MAN!

"I HAVE THE POWER"

The end

[Lionmonkey4real]

Don't say what was in the video in comments - that's what the video is for.

Don't say what you think it should end like - it's retarded.

[tehmono]

sheesh...you're such a buzzkill.

[Lionmonkey4real]

Since buzz is a really bad thing, I assume that as a compliment.

[LoffleMe]

Don't do these "Don't do this" things like a teacher, you sound like a prat, which is probably what I sound like to you.

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE <3

[Lionmonkey4real]

I'm sorry, but the amount of stylistic mistakes in your text makes it ununderstandable.

[LoffleMe]

I know 8D

[TCCL95]

i wonder if that hurt?

[Sirchaos67]

pwned

[MrMushroom123]

this made me laugh because i did the same thing and i dont know why! xD

[Brinksofsims]

Gordon: No! No more of this bullshit! I want out of this post-apocalyptic future!

[JAXJAK218]

"gorden jumps out of window"

alyx:oh look a map on the floor gorden gorden?!?!

[apuvamies]

omg lol you timewaster...

[glitchguy2453]

i tried that to. but i got stuck on the wires

[stealthsniper444]

lol he jumps out of window

alyx:gordon i have ur map reely

[seblun1]

lol, so this is what happens after the explotion ;P the story restarts

[warcrime53]

gordon:i dont have a map????????

alix:no

gordon:I MUST DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BOOM

[0wn3dnorealy]

Alyx:you might not have a map

Gordon: your right !!! :(

*Sad music starts*

Gordon:GOOOOOORDOOOON FREEEEMAN

*jumps out of the window*

[Renegade30]

HAHAHA

[kitty0706]

OMG MAPS ARE MY LIFE AND I DON'T HAVE A MAP AGH!!!!!! *jumps out window and dies

[Thakill6]

hahaha great man xD

[olddragon36]

he looked at the game script and thought to himself "arrr fuck it" and jumps out the window

[eraser400]

lol

[Krockan23]

-^^-

[killerkyorge99]

Alyx : you might not have a map

Gordon : i have no map =( then i must DIE, Tally ho!

*Jumps out window*

Gordon : Ow *beat up my Civil Protection*

Gordon : OW!

*bombed with a headcrab shuttle and then pwned by headcrabs

thats my version =P

[tw1tch09]

lol Tally ho!

[BeAsT8856]

ROFLMAO

[lolzomgz1337]

gordan:OMG ALYX UR SO UGLY I CAN LOOK AT YOUR FACE ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps out of window) XD

[maricomplekines]

ha ha ha! LoL! xD