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  • No. This was NOT, I repeat, NOT the best Patrick Stewart impression ever. Apparently you don't know this, but actor Brent Spiner does a "dead on"(and I really do mean"dead on"impression of Mr. Stewart. Go to YouTube, search for "Brent Spiner imitates Patrick Stewart... again".

  • You're right that was the best Patrick Stewart Impression ever.

  • Its so bad it made me laugh. At you.

  • boy, it sure is good to know that being a star trek fan is a sacred and very serious role. Shame on this obviously hilarious person for disgracing the sanctity of the community.

    Live long and prosper

  • This was awesome.

  • you cunt

  • I'm Fatrick Stewart , lol

  • another retard star trek fan making the community look that much worse

  • i think i shit myself a little

  • WTF!!!!

  • Are you SURE that's not really Patrick Stewart? It's uncanny!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    they don't get it, but i do

  • This was great! Fuck all you haters!

  • MORE LIKE THE WORST PATRICK STEWART IMPRESSION EVER!!!!!!

  • wasn't expecting that

  • You are all of Hollywood.

  • Couldn't keep that job at McDonald's?

  • this dumb.

  • i laughed so hard... at how small the dislike button is. this retard is a troll, and a thief, he stole 31 secconds of my life and shoved so much bulshit in my face that i had to rub it off in a comment complaining about my exeptional dislike to this shit. does anyone know how i can dislike this shit more than once?

  • Great Danny Devito impression!

  • I hope a homeless man raped you with a broken glass bottle so you get AIDs and die.

  • get a life

  • I think the man in this Video loves mc donalds!!!

  • Derp? *facepalms*

  • Yes!!Yes o my god yes

  • The best impression of someone who ate Patrick Stewart.

  • @squirrelboyfan Well the borg did say, "Resistance is Futile." 

  • HAHAHAH!! I don't know why this is disliked so much. The sarcasm speaks to me. And the video description is hilarious too!

  • this is bullshit

  • urm is there a point to this because i don't see it i want my 30 sec back and EPIC FAIL wow you must be happy to have more dislike then likes LOSER

  • Whet the he'll...

  • I flagged it as terrorism.

  • Fail.

  • Boy oh boy, Patrick Stewart really let himself go. Leaving Star Trek gave him depression and couldn't say no to food? Shame.

  • ................... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    No.

  • you are the rebecca black of nerds

  • You look like Patrick Stewart's retarded adopted child.

  • Take the tongs and put this back

  • I want the last 30 seconds of my life back

  • i m captain jebena debela smrdljiva glupa svinja!!! dont fuck with st

  • ur mom gives free horsie rides.............

  • ohhhh i get it..... hes fat

  • very much like a fatter, unfunnier Lou Costello

  • i listened to you voice for 2 seconds before stopping and shouting "GAY"

  • @TheSatanshunter cool name

  • @sharktribe thanks, you too

  • there should be thing where if there is 99% dislike the video should be deleted and user banned.

  • I think I just jizzed in my pants.

  • lololol I was in xmen

  • There are a lot of creative people placing great work on Youtube. Then there is this:(

  • im not saying that you should be disemboweled by a hyena, bitchslapped 100 times by a gorilla with a hand full of molasses, and raped by patrick stewart himself; im just saying that you should think about it.

  • This is what happens when your mother drinks a -lot- of liquor while pregnant with you. Then your parents decide McDonalds is the best place for Lunch every single day of your childhood. The days your uncle isn't taking care of you, by means of spreading cheeks and ramming cock in ass!

  • this is the best video

  • why his father did not use a condom?

  • terrible.

  • Now now kids, lets not feed the troll =P

  • this sounds nothing like patrick steward your an idiot if you think this is gr8

  • Worst thing I've ever seen

  • Was this the real Patrick Stewart?! I couldn't tell the difference. Great impersonation

  • Why even bother posting this video? Or adding this comment...???

  • um...

    

  • do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life? 

  • Is that a green screen?

  • wow

    fail

  • Fail.

  • Funny and stupid are not synonims.

  • Sorry sir, but the BEST Patrick Stewart impression I've seen is by....well, Patrick Stewart.

  • @itsNOTreallyMYfault The best Patrick Stewart impression I've heard is by Emperor Uriel Septim as Patrick voiced him. :p

  • thats not even funny and he MAKES FUN OF PATRICK STEWART AKA(Jean-LUC PICARD)

    picard wouldnt like him for that and neither would number1 aka William Riker

  • I Agree seems to be such a bad joke not a best line evarr lol

  • amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • LOL u random bastard, this just made my day, thanks =)

  • Everytime I watch this I laugh hard. Excellent job Sirs.

  • somebody forgot to tell him "X-men" was filmed after star trek tng series ended and some time after insurrection just before nemesis so the ship he should have used was the sovereign class ship and a different picture of riker to make his statement true

  • @mire3 Yea.....I don't think he was going for accuracy, because I think it was intended to be a joke. O_o

  • hehe silly stupid

  • Oh. My. God. If you hadn't cleared it up in the description, I couldn't tell it WASN'T Patrick Stewart! What a gift you have! Too bad your appearance fooled me, or I would have called BS on this, and said "Patrick Stewart on youtube? wtfudge?" But I'm so glad you shared you're voice with me. Sadly, you're not Picard. So thumbs down :(

  • Some nice men in are going to come an put you in a jacket that let's you hug yourself you stupid ass.

  • From the amount of 'dislikes' this video has received, I'd say it's the WORST impression of Patrick Stewart ever

  • where to begin, hmmm GAY!!! FAT!!! STUPID!!!

  • In the future scientists will find a new word that describes the sheer amount of epic fail that I have just seen. But for now we shall do it like this... (((4*facepalm^254)*suxors^890)­)^epic)

  • Wait a minute I know what this is. This is SHIT.

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  • whats with the muscle spasms when he talks?

  • 173 people have no idea what humor is

  • lose weight you fat fucking peice of shit stay away from the replicators haha

  • Over the star and past the sun look out FOOD and the FRIDGE here he comes, and with some physics you might figure out he may not be able to stop.

  • this vid is sooo bad that a horse got raped after it

  • Probably the worst piece of crap i've seen on youtube... and thats one hell of a feat.

  • For shame maker of this video, for tricking a retarded fellow to think he is Picard. Wrong on so many levels.

  • I love how he can't actually look in one direction as if he has some form of mental retardation like asperger syndrome.

  • fat kid's not funny at all

  • the ratio of LIKES / DISLIKES is the most epic thing about this video .

    dare i say it would be advisable that everyone who liked this should maybe not be allowed to procreate ?

  • Patrick Stewart I think not... More like the fat fucking clown from the Spawn movie..... Tell me I'm wrong he even sounds like John Leguizamo. wow lol...

  • WTF...

    

  • i sill don't get it.

  • Fat mess

  • I have one single most simple question for you.... Don't you have ANY thing more to do with your obviously empty life ?

  • About as funny as catching a cold!

  • I hate you. I hate your name. But most of all I hate your family and pets.

  • 168 people are idiots.

  • @kdbrown777 no you ARE

  • Is this some kind of humor? Because I don't get it..

  • @the1blueshoe Yes - it's the kind of humor where you don't risk hurting yourself laughing.

  • The title of this video I think was meant to be sarcastic

  • It takes real talent to get more dislikes than likes on youtube

  • OMG, I've been Fat-rick rolled, lol.

  • Ouch.

  • That guy has better boobs than Marina Sirtis!!

  • Dumb. Looks like the bad guy from Spawn

  • Wow I dont think this deserves to be on youtube. Its terrible!

  • Total shit

  • I think this guys into star wars. Too bad Star Trek is way better. I also think this guy is jealous of Picards extreme awesomeness,and all the poon he gets.This guy will never understand the truly wonderful way Picard makes us Next Gen fans feel,and that is sad. Also, once warf sees this hes probably going to use some cool klingon move on this guy.

  • pathetic

  • The guy acting in this had a 'whale' of a time. lol

  • One word: FAT

  • You're Patrick Stewart? Uh, no, you're a fat unfunny piece of shit yank cunt. Please do youtube a favor and never make any videos again.

  •  Wait, are you SURE this isn't Patrick Stewart?

  • Whoa Nelly!! better than Star Trek 1 & 5 put together :D nah jk that was pretty damn horrid...but funny as hell too xD

  • I lol'd hard. That voice was perfect.

  • FUCKING RETARD!! GO BACK TO THE INSANE ASYLUM!!

  • Spot on!

  • You are a based attempt at what can be considered civilized man.

  • You are a base attempt at what can be considered civilized man.

  • Worse than Star Trek 5

  • I heard (and saw) more of a Lewis Black impression.

  • fucking retard

  • More like Zero Mostel, you mean.

  • fuck off

  • Should I hunt you down and beat the crap outta you? T.T

  • ha ha ha i think this guy now regrets ever having the thought of putting up this stupid video

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  • I bet he can't find his own penis. Find your penis, penis finder here one dollar one dollar find your penis!

  • Right.

  • some things can be so unfunny that they in fact become funny just for the sheer irony factor. this is not one of those things. this makes dead puppys seem funny by comparison. did you really think you were on to a winner here? get a life

  • You really are the nutty textured shit stain on the bogroll of humanity.

    Take your horrible crusty the clown hair off your brainless head and wipe the bullshit off of the floor that you just spewed out of your ugly mouth, you prick.

  • @mikester1290 I wish youtube would let me give you more than one thumb up.

  • what the fuck is this shit wow this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen get a life u fat lardo

  • I clicked on the link smiling, the smile dropped to almost nothing the second it loaded. Then, when the horrible speech came out, I almost cried. This is so painfully not funny it doesn't deserve to be seen by others. Avert your eyes.

  • This was horrendous in ways that dwarf Keanu Reeves' bad acting.

  • This is so funny how you Trekkies get so damn defensive! Learn to take a joke, wieners.

  • @Keyekan learn something about humor. in fact this video definitly not funny - no matter if u´re a trekkie or not, and i´m starting to get annoyed about people flooding youtube with unfunny videos that are just supposed to steal some time ...

    only funny thing about this: i am a wiener (i´m from vienna) ;-)

  • @Truelobo79 I know plenty about humor. It sounds like you need to learn that humor is subjective to the recipient, and is a complete matter of opinion. Just because you think the video is stupid, doesn't mean someone else may enjoy it. Simply put: One man's crap is another man's humor.

    On another note: Vienna, West Virginia?? If so, dude, I'm originally from Parkersburg! High five! :D

  • @Keyekan Despite my comment a moment ago, I do realize this, so don't flame me.

  • @Keyekan you are definitly right - humor is subjective to the recipient.. the wording "learn something about humor" was improper. but i´m really tired of unoriginal shares, that´s why my reaction was a little harsh.

    and: no, sorry, i´m from "real" vienna, austria, but "high five" anyway

    ;-)

  • This is the reason why I'm a Star Wars fan. Fucking Trekkies.

  • im going to say something in a very deep voice now, ok?

    "FAIL"! or was it "BASTARD"?!

  • u blow goats

  • Hahaha- Oh wait that's right, I didn't laugh.

  • Let this video be a lesson to all of you males out there... this is the end result of having never kissed a girl.

  • I couldn't agree with you more.

  • What I see is seven perhaps eight barrels of fine oil, to heat homes, lubricate machinery or just perhaps anoint the head of a king

  • Could you die plz?

  • WTF is this shit?

  • Not a single laugh. Go die IRL.

  • crap

  • Utterly pointless. Yet oddly funny...in a really, really small way.

  • For someone who obviously isn't a Stewart fan, he picked an odd way to spend his time. This is really unfunny, and kinda embarrassing.

  • fucking freak!!! 

  • AHAHAHAHAHHA way funny stuff!

  • Just poppin' in to say that this video owns

  • that was fantastic!

  • I love star trek, but i tottaly LOL'd

  • I've seen worse impressions...

  • wooooooow....

    He really had nothing better to do?

  • Lame...