Dawn Of War 2 - Cinematic Intro Funny

[Grothnor]

First dying marine: My name is *Commander Keen death sound*

Nostalgia FTW

[AdamShifnal]

1:21 I was expecting...."HELLLOOOO" *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

[marco114117]

"not again, i can't belive it!"

rat from stronghold 1

:D my favorite stronghold game

[JKRand0mn3ss]

bleh. Only funny part was the dreadnaught

[soldatmesteren]

@JKRand0mn3ss Ofcause it is not funny if you don't know the references

[Imperial5555]

best part was the Dreadnought

[TheLaubum]

Is the "fire at will" at 0:45 from the game "knight and merchants"?

[swinger951]

I love the futurama cut-in "NIXONS BAAACK!!"

[ihazzrecon]

i love the Mexican assault marine xD

[0banon]

Congrats, you know how to use a soundboard.

[soldatmesteren]

@0banon Thank you. But what is a soundboard?

[MrDemonDog666]

NIXONS BAAAACK!

[gaintrobotsrulez]

MY NAME IS (SOUND EFFECT)

[pipatoad]

i wish that is what it would be like xD

'Here comes bessy!'

[leehocking514]

"NIXXXXONS BAAACK" Lulz futerama

[Replican815]

1:38, I would kill to be able to laugh like that...

[kkksskkk]

This is not funny, just silly

[raedenjay]

Mein leben!

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

to tell the truth i kinda like the heavy bolter sounds you used instead of the actual game sounds lol

[D4RKW3VE]

0:59 did she just stab him in the balls? O.o

[ricardo15301]

wtf? the part with the tyranid i dident had?

[Koby19841]

terribad

[sebukuu]

more norwegian madnes (godt jobbet)

[soldatmesteren]

@sebukuu Well it's Danish, but close enough : )

[SenseiWuzi]

ahahahaha! Here comes bessie! Thats off the game Stronghold!

[jamohanleva]

i love the force commanders voice :)

SLUT UP MED DET SATANS SPEKTAKEL!!

[soldatmesteren]

@jamohanleva Hehe yea, great voice.

[soderboy]

(Assault Marine with Scotish accent) Here comes Bessie (smashes Banshee squad) (Dreadnought) NIXONS BAAAACK, MUAH HA HA HA HA (burns the crap out of the Banshee) Very good vid

[soldatmesteren]

@soderboy Thanks.

[Replican815]

@soldatmesteren What did the "Heavy Bolter Guy" say while he was shooting the crap out of the Ranger? Also, what did the Assault Marine say while he was dueling with the Banshee?

[soldatmesteren]

@Replican815 A lot of the speech is from a Danish television show, so it does not make so much sense to pull it out of context and. translating it to english. When the assault marine chain swords the first banshee he says: I will rip your thighs off!. And when he swings at the second banshee he yells the name of a guy called "Meyer". When the heavy bolter guy shoots the ranger he says something like  Now it's fucking enough!

It does not make so much sense out of context and in english.

[Replican815]

@soldatmesteren Thanks, I kind of figured, but it sounds epic and well-timed when they attack and stuff. Well done, sir.

[soldatmesteren]

@warhammer40th As the description thingy says : ) Music is from the Dungeon Keeper 1 intro.

[warhammer40th]

@soldatmesteren i guess i didnt read it, thanks anyway

[aelita12345678910]

all vote Danny for the force commander (tourettes guy)

[soldatmesteren]

@aelita12345678910 Hehe, yeah Danny would make a great space marine

[TheMrChuckNorris95]

NIXONS BACK!!!!!!!

MWAAHHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAH­HAHAA!!!!!!!

love that episode of Futurama

[jamreaper]

at the beggining i think the eldar should say

"hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy"

[sonysandoval1]

hum strong hold crusader!

[spacemarine61231]

it was funny what the dreadnought said... it said

"NIXONS BAAAAAAAAAACK" and burned the eldar banshee

[soldatmesteren]

Yeah it fits very well.

[jamohanleva]

kinda silly but you more speeches are needed and you cant even hear what the FC says

[soldatmesteren]

As i said, this is not finished yet. Cant hear what the force commander says, or cant you understand what he says. Some of it is in danish, read the more info thing--->

[jamohanleva]

i cant hear

[soldatmesteren]

thats strange, somthing must be wrong with your speakers or soundcard. No one i have showed it to have ever said: What the hell is he saying?

[jamohanleva]

no, its to much echo in the recording soo i cant hear what he says, noo i can hear gr8 whit my headset

[soldatmesteren]

Echo, hmm thats strange. When is it?

[jamohanleva]

at 0:39, 0:47, 0:54, those parts

[soldatmesteren]

0:39

Sgt. (I think) : "What is this shit"

Radio: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

0:47

Sgt. : "Hold så op med det spektakel" (Danish)

"Stop that damn noise" (English rough translation)

0:54:

Sgt. "Hold så op med det satans spetakel" (Danish)

"Now stop that damn noise!" (Rough English translation)

I admit they are not the class A recordings. But if you are good friends with English and Danish, neither should be a problem to hear or understand.

[jamohanleva]

i can understand english but im not good at danish ;D ty for telling me what he said

[bobo9101]

WTF ?

[soldatmesteren]

Most of it is in Danish, so you wont understand sorry : ).

[axom20]

aww dude the extended version! never seen it before.

On table top a space marine can barely hurt a carnifex. They have rediculous stats... course a fex vs mephiston when hes doing thing properly for a change = owned!

[soldatmesteren]

If space marines was real, they would just bite the head of a carnifex : )

[nabreakdance]

i like the fact that eldar pathfinders get a 2+ save for forests but still get blown away by a crappy heavy bolter!

:)

lamo!

[TvAbed]

I dont think they are trying to capture the table top spirit , but rather how it would be in real life, although why does any space marines die at all than...

[nabreakdance]

hahahaha VERY TRUE! because by now the imerium of man would have beeen wiped off the face of the universe!

is this game as god as the 1st one? i heard it was different!

[soldatmesteren]

Dawn of war 2 is just as great as the first dawn of war, but its better. Best RTS at the moment

[soldatmesteren]

I like waffels

[teamsabre3]

WDF..?...

[soldatmesteren]

WDF?

[robobobohunter15]

what da fuk

[soldatmesteren]

ahh okay thanks.

But what da fuck. What?

[ondudengrund]

this must be an intro to a very pleasent working enviroment

[soldatmesteren]

No it isn't

[soldatmesteren]

Yes it is