Well guys , that's simple : on the left there's wax (gel?) for your hair On the right there's the mirrors, i want your hair in HIGH I remember you the setpoints : 2 nuts of wax for the defenders , 3 for the middles and 4 for attackers ! Tonight we play in 2,3,4 COME ON ! Hi, we had reserved for 9pm... What's the name ? Cristiano's band ! Herr no ive got nothing ! So try Real Madrid Oh yes , enter There's a lot of people tonight? Yes, 80 000 persons. Good match ! Good why ?
Sorry for my english :s A little translation : Cristiano : Coach i've got a problem Coach : What ? You're injured? Cristiano : No, there is no S (clothes) Coach : Oh non Cristiano : I just can't train with a large jersey ! We could'nt see my muscles! Coach : Don't worry about this the tailor is gonna arrive Does somedy has got wax? I had only can depilator one side Coach ! Why im not titular ? Coach : Because you don't use effort ! If aren't shaved and depilatory , go play rugby !
@PiMpStEr360 cause i said then .then=second .if you want to understand what they say learn french if you don t care don't ask for translation cause everything hasn t to be in english or with english subtitle.
@enverelkeda OK. Lets get this straight, i never demanded an english subtitle i simply ask if there was a translation, theres no need to get all stuck up and arrogant about the whole thing. Plus u should learn better English before trying to put up and argument.
@PiMpStEr360 I actually tried to find subtitled version of the Guignols to show to my friends here, but I wasn't able to find any. I think it's due to the fact it's a really short show and so nobody bothered to translate it. Maybe you would be able to find one with French subtitles, which should help a lot. But with English subtitles, I am afraid you won't find any.
@PiMpStEr360 Sorry for that, but yes it's really a funny show, but you may find them outrageous if you don't have a good sense of humor. Here are two videos that you can understand, the first one none of my american friends laughed while watching it (no wonder why):
watch?v=i5AZHJfHz2s
watch?v=E-aF-tuSb7I
Just add youtube.com before the two links I gave you.
Good luck for finding some with subtitles, but I'm doubting it exists, even on their DVDs called "L'annee des guignols".
@PiMpStEr360 French, English, German and luxemburgish. (i can read italian, spanish and dutch.) Enough?? Britsih arrogance every where they go...i hate it when rosbeefs shocked if someone in an other country can't speak english...
@91OCB 1st im not Britsh, 2nd I speak English Greek Russian Italian fluently. Id like to see you people learn Greek or Russian. I simply asked if there were any subtitles. Your jumping to conclusions, because you are being arrogant, not your people or your race, but you.
@TheKornemuse tu as raison je deteste le foot d aujourdui !! il est LOIN le temps ou je VIBRER pour les romario baggio ou stoichov.....dedicasse a tous ceux qui ont connu l epoque 90-95
@MsMrbigs Moi tellement que je le connais je m'appele romãrio mdr Mon daron ma appelé comme sa parce que ils zont gagné la coupe du monde ! Mais en tout cas ste vidéo elle dechire
Anelka sera pas titulaire , il n'a pas de cheveux donc il ne peut pas mettre de gels x)
Faabs09 1 month ago
Trop bon j'adore :D
dafedidi 2 months ago
EXCELLENT
derris 5 months ago
Coatch il y'a un probleme plus de s hors de question que je joue avec du l c'est trop large on verra pas mes abdo XD
TheBast51 6 months ago
Ici on joue au foot!!
Luckyjoss 7 months ago 3
il y a du monde aujoudhui?
80000personnes
a quand meme
lopezmonfrere 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MORTEL !!!
splattergore33 8 months ago
lol a chelsea quand le coatch dit la répartition du gel , regardez la tete de anelka je crois
linconnudu64 8 months ago
3 personnes sont des joueurs professionnels :D
edouardesc 9 months ago
bon quoi?
TheIronnia 9 months ago
jesuissanstitre 9 months ago 2
jesuissanstitre 9 months ago
Surtout le real que des tappettes aveugler par l'argent!
GreatDaisuke01 9 months ago
On joue en 2, 3, 4
PTDR
MeTALL52451 9 months ago
Mdr à 0:35. Au Milan dans les seringues, c'est pas de l'encre...
PunksterD 10 months ago
it looks really funny xD. is there a translation ?
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 learn french
enverelkeda 10 months ago
@enverelkeda how about take out the bagguette thats shoved up ur ass.
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 first i m not french then what s wrong with you???OMG!
enverelkeda 10 months ago
@enverelkeda 1st then dont tell me to learn french and 2nd WHY WOULD YOU SAY FIRST IF THERE ISNT A SECOND ?
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 cause i said then .then=second .if you want to understand what they say learn french if you don t care don't ask for translation cause everything hasn t to be in english or with english subtitle.
enverelkeda 10 months ago
@enverelkeda OK. Lets get this straight, i never demanded an english subtitle i simply ask if there was a translation, theres no need to get all stuck up and arrogant about the whole thing. Plus u should learn better English before trying to put up and argument.
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 I actually tried to find subtitled version of the Guignols to show to my friends here, but I wasn't able to find any. I think it's due to the fact it's a really short show and so nobody bothered to translate it. Maybe you would be able to find one with French subtitles, which should help a lot. But with English subtitles, I am afraid you won't find any.
romheux 10 months ago
@romheux Its a shame because it looks very funny. Thanx alot though
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 Sorry for that, but yes it's really a funny show, but you may find them outrageous if you don't have a good sense of humor. Here are two videos that you can understand, the first one none of my american friends laughed while watching it (no wonder why):
watch?v=i5AZHJfHz2s
watch?v=E-aF-tuSb7I
Just add youtube.com before the two links I gave you.
Good luck for finding some with subtitles, but I'm doubting it exists, even on their DVDs called "L'annee des guignols".
romheux 10 months ago
@romheux i could try.if i do that i ll tell you
enverelkeda 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 Try to speak as good french as we do speak english, then you come back
91OCB 10 months ago
@91OCB try speaking 4 other languages like i do (french not being one of them), then you come back :)
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 French, English, German and luxemburgish. (i can read italian, spanish and dutch.) Enough?? Britsih arrogance every where they go...i hate it when rosbeefs shocked if someone in an other country can't speak english...
91OCB 10 months ago
@91OCB 1st im not Britsh, 2nd I speak English Greek Russian Italian fluently. Id like to see you people learn Greek or Russian. I simply asked if there were any subtitles. Your jumping to conclusions, because you are being arrogant, not your people or your race, but you.
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
@PiMpStEr360 Well then it is all good if you're not a rosbeef who's complaining about the language. My bad
91OCB 10 months ago
@91OCB ahhaahaha xD
PiMpStEr360 10 months ago
super!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
badgonedu42 10 months ago
J'savais pas que le Bernabeu faisait aussi boîte de nuit ... lol
DefBondMars13 11 months ago
C'est excellent !
Mon dieu j'adore !
Arkamov91 11 months ago
C'est excellent !
Arkamov91 11 months ago
Je hais les gens qui en guise de commentaire répètent un passage de la vidéo ! ça va on est pas sourd !
skyhacker6 11 months ago 16
Bonsoir, on a réservé pour 11 a 21h00 ce soir. A quel nom ? éssayé la bande a cristiano ? ptdrrrrr
LordOfWar6914 1 year ago
ptdrrrrrr c'est énormeee
LordOfWar6914 1 year ago
eh ben va jouer au rugby.lol
lebeaupeter 1 year ago
bon quoi? hhhh
TheIronnia 1 year ago
cé koi le nom de la musique??
hedi06 1 year ago
Ca a un coté réaliste mine de rien !
seahawkwhite 1 year ago 4
Ben .... Je vais aller a la guerre pauvre con ...
MrRammsteinEmigrate1 1 year ago
si c pour etre mal rasé et pas épilé et ben va joué au rugby pas de problèmes tu pourras mm tacher tn maillot, ici on joue au foot! MDR
alexnlb83136 1 year ago 2
C'est tellement vrai.
Yohyoh5 1 year ago
Celui qui a inventer les guignols de l'info est un
Dieu
MrRammsteinEmigrate1 1 year ago
@MrRammsteinEmigrate1 tg
MegaYou0 1 year ago
@MegaYou0 jaloux ... --' Si t'aime pas ecoute pas !
MrRammsteinEmigrate1 1 year ago
@MrRammsteinEmigrate1 jaloux de koi ?ptdr rien a foutre de eu mais dit pas que c est des dieu tu abuse
MegaYou0 1 year ago
@MegaYou0 Si si , c'est un dieu , et ta pas besoin de m'insulter pauvre gamin !
MrRammsteinEmigrate1 1 year ago
@MrRammsteinEmigrate1 vazi tg suceur de bite je joue pas au jeu video gamin
MegaYou0 1 year ago
@MegaYou0 Moi j'achete que des jeux de 16 ou 18 + , Call of Duty , GTA 4 , ...
MrRammsteinEmigrate1 1 year ago
@MrRammsteinEmigrate1 va afronté la réalité si t un homme
MegaYou0 1 year ago
@MrRammsteinEmigrate1 xD c'est clair que la c'est bien jouer pour les gels
TuksTahitien 1 year ago
"Très bien, quel nom?
- La bande à Cristiano.
- Ah non, j'ai rien là...
- Ah... Regardez à Real Madrid alors."
LittleBlackPiggy 1 year ago 3
c clair que sa ressemble a notre foot actuel!!!!
MGdu66XD 1 year ago
Le joueur de Milan grisonnant qui se met de la laque :D
grenette 1 year ago
la bande à Cristiano MDRRRR
Robynkoh 1 year ago
c'est quoi la musique au début ?
dadoo1617 1 year ago
On a reservé pour 11 à 21h00 xD
nantaisdu78 1 year ago 5
«Ya du monde ce soir»
«80 000 personnes» MDR!!!!!! ILS SONT DANS UN MATCH PAS DANS UNE BOITE
alexcomi10 1 year ago 6
Si c'est pour etre mal rasé , mal épilé , va jouer au rugby ! Pas de problème , tu pourras même tacher ton maillot ! Ici , on Joue au foot .
MdR Sa reflete bien le football moderne :)
TheLightpow 1 year ago 7
2 noisettes de gel pour les defenseurs
3 pour les milieus
4 pour les attaquants
Aujourd'hui on joue en 2, 3, 4
MDR
finjang 1 year ago 38
Ça va bien avec l'actualité et nos superbes joueurs de l'équipe de France qui se prennent pour des stars...
AkumiNaara 1 year ago 7
haha cest trop ça
ROMAJAM 1 year ago
Quelqu'un a de la cire? j'ai pu m'épiler que la moitié du torse... XD
j'en peut plus mdr!
Pingatan 1 year ago 4
c'est clair le foot c'est devenue de la grosse merdasse
bastaston 1 year ago
vive les guignols de l'info XD
marza1134 1 year ago 3
c est que c est + des joueurs de foot
mais des chanteurs de boysband!!!
ecina1 1 year ago
le foot est devenus la honte du sport ...
merci les histoire de gros sous...
TheKornemuse 1 year ago 7
@TheKornemuse tu as raison je deteste le foot d aujourdui !! il est LOIN le temps ou je VIBRER pour les romario baggio ou stoichov.....dedicasse a tous ceux qui ont connu l epoque 90-95
MsMrbigs 1 year ago
@MsMrbigs Moi tellement que je le connais je m'appele romãrio mdr Mon daron ma appelé comme sa parce que ils zont gagné la coupe du monde ! Mais en tout cas ste vidéo elle dechire
xkwdaq05 1 year ago
lol
TheBallack67 1 year ago
"ici c'est le foot" xD
MrPunkiz 1 year ago
"Je veux les cheveux vers le haut"
J'adore ^^
10emeEmpereur 1 year ago
chui ko la mdrrrrrrr
AzzurroNapoli1990 1 year ago
bon match !
Bon quoi ?
Tumusiic 1 year ago 3
Trop marrant !
Pas de L, on voit pas mes abdos !
Bon match. Bon quoi ?
Quelqu'un a de la cire ?
Gwaloe 2 years ago
MDR "Bon match! Bon quoi? euh nan rien"
La bande à christiano mdr
XD Chelsea
le pire c'est que c'est trop ça
semitdark 2 years ago 2
"la bande à Cristiano"mdr
hollywood8462 2 years ago 3
Excellent! Tout simplement excellent!
Finalstar5 2 years ago 3
bon match!!
bon quoi?
bababa2 2 years ago 66
pire cé que cé vrai MDRR
Scorpion044 2 years ago
Bon quoi?!
ChanzoG 2 years ago 4
haha...tro drole....!!!!!!!!!
scientificlion313 2 years ago
mdr troooop réaliste
ZEtruckipu 2 years ago
hahahahahahahhaha soooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !
donya1985 2 years ago 2
priceless
otukoyaa 2 years ago