Wishing For God!

[spiderlolo100]

tj's best, most awesome, funny, downright hilarious videos were whe n he had:

3) long hair and beard

2) bald and clean shaven

1) bald and bearded, he was just so crazy

[IceSnivy]

you're begging for god to punish you

[ixsetf]

@IceSnivy If he was, that would be as important as asking for the tooth fairy to punish him, nothing happens.

[zarkorockera]

you crack me up man hauahauaahau!

[a3gzuy]

It's not that I wish there was a god, but if it did... I guess it would look at us just as one can look an ant farm, so I don't think it would disapprove anything we do. And if it did, it would just snap its magical fingers and upgrade us to something better...

[CommanderMattShepard]

but i;m sure their isnt. if there is, im sure he/she/it is like that though

[CommanderMattShepard]

if there is a God, im sure he's like this:

has the ability to spy on everyone and everything in the universe(he/she/it is all powerful after all), but does not utilize it because of it's unlimited morality. gives privacy.

does not interfere with his/her/its Creation, this would be vialation of freewill.

is ultimatley moral

does not wish to have rule over their creation. is respective of freedom(thus not having an issue with Atheists, or religions which distort him)

[northpaw2000]

NO BEARD! WTF!

[theframe100]

Hahahahaha xD

My life is all about having fun and surviving.

I agree with almost all of your points so far. You are truly an amazing atheist.

[gredangeo]

O RLY? An atheist? *you don't say*

lol! :)

[HHRoblox]

What's the big deal if a super being created a 'son' and sent him down to die for some people? He can just remake him. Or revive him the second he died. Or turn back time.

[BioPunk612]

USTUPID FUCKING SATANIST

[vermiculous]

@BioPunk612 you spelled athiest wrong

[ma675]

@vermiculous So did you, it's ''Atheist'' ;)

[vermiculous]

@ma675 Damn, that made my day. Hahaha, I always forget how to spell it. xD

[ma675]

@vermiculous Happens to the best of us :D

[Brianchse]

@ma675 Actually its only ever spelled with a capitol "A" when at the beginning of a sentence, any other time even in quotes its still just "atheist" ;)

[ma675]

@Brianchse Aw, you got me ;) 

[Seckswithatoaster]

I seen your Encyclopedia Dramatica page and I must say, your penis looks like a dead sea cucumber.

[YoungNickJames]

0:45 iPod going off lol

[Arjahn767]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

The Mafia makes Porn?

[josh71111]

Richard Dawkings is no longer an athiest you moron

[PuddingAtheist]

@josh71111 this was made over a half a year ago you moron, and plus Richard Dawkins is and always will be New Atheism Activist. One who was not long ago a strong activist on social atheism and a very experienced professor in Darwinism can't automatically be publicly labeled an agnostic, even if he says that he should be. I used to go through many phases of calling myself in agnostic. If he, a strong activist on new atheism decides to change beliefs so suddenly, then it must not be so important.

[ManDudeYeah]

@josh71111 Who is Richard Dawkings? Whoever he is, he's certainly no Richard Dawkins.

[josh71111]

@ManDudeYeah If you don't know who he is you live under a rock.

[ManDudeYeah]

@josh71111 I'm well aware of the existence of a man named Richard Dawkins, not Richard Dawkings. I was busting your balls for misspelling his name and you, my friend, are living under a rock if you think he isn't an atheist.

[josh71111]

@ManDudeYeah He's not anymore now he's an agnostic.

[ManDudeYeah]

@josh71111 Wrong again. He's an atheist. He ranks himself on a scale from 1 to 7. 1 Being absolutely sure there is a god and 7 meaning absolutely sure there is not. He ranks himself at a 6.9. He leaves himself a tiny room for error even though the idea of a god is fucking stupid.

[josh71111]

@ManDudeYeah that doesnt mean he doesnt believe in god either whiuch doesn't make him athiest most people are 6.9 but it don't make em athiest

[Chayraz2]

@josh71111 Troll harder. -1/10.

[josh71111]

@Chayraz2 try harder?

[Chayraz2]

@josh71111 Troll harder?

[josh71111]

@Chayraz2 you're a troll for blaming people to be trolls when there not and you just say they are cause you can't make a valid arguement against them

[Chayraz2]

@josh71111 I'm a troll?

Oh yeah! I remember now!

Anyway, me and my friends where just talking about how Richard Dawkins became a jew yesterday. I still can't beileve it.

[1nsomnio]

@josh71111 He's an agnostic atheist, not a gnostic one. He does not believe in god but neither does he exclude the possibility of any as of yet undefined god. I'm sure there are many things you don't believe in but cannot honestly say are impossibilities.

[KittenKoder]

TJ just made me all wet ... oh wait, I think that's the coffee I sprayed through my nose.

[buzzkill9595]

Fap on TJ! XD

[Valorisblack]

Text message dude.

[hanson666999]

>:^DHAHAHA AWESOME. This is TJ at his best.

[BillSmithinSiheung]

@OHanswerme4Hamlet20 both pronunciations of "bestiality" are acceptable. I also pronounce it as u do but I was open to the fact that there are multiple pronunciations. Being hyper-critical will only expose your own ignorance.

[kingbridgetroll]

This man is quite intelligent, although i don't think he has any friends.... and needs to get laid..

[ShibiTheGreat]

this video doesnt exist.

[antoireland09]

why iran ? saudi arabia is much worse.

[juggernaut725]

I personally take solace in the fact that I'm just gonna' die and that's that.

[mastercatsman]

@OctZide Atheist joker*

[vitalsfading]

FUCKIN A

[SnakeorScorpion]

I love how it's okay for this guy to bash the shit out of people who believe in God, but when someone says Atheists are arrogant, they're a fucking monster.

[redninja302]

@SnakeorScorpion

I agree. I dont see why people should bash other peoples beliefs because they think differently. I believe in god. People are different when they want to worship him. I'm protestant and i find the bible contradicts itself alot. But even then I believe it was changed alot by Constantine. Humans are imperfect and i believe we have enough common sense to know whats right and whats wrong. Well thats my 2 cents.

[Terra1311]

@SnakeorScorpion actually he has admitted atheists can be arrogant and said that can be totally true.

so your point is invalid.

[AmazingViviBlackMage]

Haha God is a real as me having 2.2 million subcribers and if he was real why the fuck is there fucking world hunger and to me to be honest i believe that when i fucking die i fucking just die or maybe get my "Soul" in a new body haha that would be cool haha well If god was real why is there is more problems then solutions in the world. Haha well i'ma emo idgf about what going to happen to tomorow if i die or if god come (like thats going to happen)

[redninja302]

@AmazingViviBlackMage

If im correct god gave us the choice to make our own choices and this is the result of that. I like it how people dont do their research and jump to the conclusion that its gods fault. Yeah because he started 9/11 and global warming (sarcasm) For someone that doesn't believe in god you have a strong hate of him. If he wasn't real then why are you blaming your problems onto someone that doesn't exist? Kind of stupid no? And please be more optimistic.

[3DSquadPRODUCTIONS]

@TenWhoWereTaken

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

its pronounced BEASTiality even though its spelled bestiality

[MultiManriquez]

A god who is in the reallity powerful, therefore should not be relying on people's money.

[temiel202]

"Not sure if you guys know about this, but i happen to be and atheist"

No shit amazing atheist!I though you just looked the word and found it funny.

[TheAbeTate]

How come you always wanna talk about jesus and not any other type of religous leader or god?

[TenWhoWereTaken]

@TheAbeTate The same arguments apply. Replace X religion with Y.

TJ lives in a country that is swarming with delusional Christians, of course he's going to target that religion.

[TheAbeTate]

@TenWhoWereTaken LOL!?! The leader of his fucking country is Muslim!?!?!?! And his administration supports Islam!!! Plus, why is he hating on something that he doesn't even believe in? And just because the bible mentions hell in it, it doesn't mean we as christians, nor god, hate the non-believers. We just want to save them. And god doesn't send you to hell, he just doesn't let you in hevean. And if you serve satan then he is in control of you. Mortal and Spiritual.

[TenWhoWereTaken]

@TheAbeTate Oh right, I forgot! And he wasn't born in the USA, either! I demand to see his birth certificate!!

Excuse me whilst I back away slowly...

[neoman121]

*renounces belief in gravity*

*jumps off of a cliff to fly*

*splat*

damnit. -_-

...

At least I'm a ghost now and I can do anything I want including flying! YAY! goal accomplished in a round about way! :D

[wouterpop1]

scientlogy add lol

[beanie928]

What are all these Christians doing on an atheist website?! Geez!

[gdogbalint]

You should speak in public

[gdogbalint]

Hi will is written

[saintmichael881]

At the moment my meaning to life is Skyrim.

[TheCowSaysMoow]

Why would we be born knowing right from wrong if there was no god to judge us in the end?

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@TheCowSaysMoow We aren't born knowing right from wrong.

[beanie928]

@TheSkeletalBaron Duh! We are!

[KirbyG0D]

@TheCowSaysMoow why would we be born knowing right from wrong if there was no homeless man to judge us in the end. also end of what?

[TheCowSaysMoow]

@KirbyG0D Wow you're stupid...at the end of our lives. And homeless man?? LOLWUT.

[KirbyG0D]

@TheCowSaysMoow Wow you're stupid... You did not clarify what end you meant. And God? LOLWUT.

[TheCowSaysMoow]

@KirbyG0D It's pretty obvious what end I was talking about. And God is the farthest thing from homeless. He is sitting up in his kingdom looking down at everyone on earth, seeing everything they do. He is up there in a perfect world. Watching sinful douchebags like you. What I was pretty much saying was why would we be born with a conscience for no reason. If evolution was true we would be able to do anything we wanted and not feel guilt or hesitation. There would be no consequences for wrong.

[ornitorrinco01]

@TheCowSaysMoow We are not born knowing right from wrong. When humans are born they cannot even control their own bladder or bowel let alone make judgements about what is right or wrong.

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@ornitorrinco01 PREACH BROTHER PREACH YOUR LOGIC AND UNDERSTANDING SO THE IDIOTS MAY STOP BEING IDIOTS! Or that asking to much of them?

[Sapheiron]

The most important criterion of a fulfilling life is the making of own choices.

That means that god (if it exists) just doesn't interfere with our lifes because that would destroy its meaning. It's is often compared to be a father. And I believe that it's a good father by letting us live our own life. I wish for a god, BUT I don't want somebody to take my responsebility. God isn't giving us the meaning of life! IT'S OUR TASK TO GIVE OUR LIFES A MEANING! These are my thoughts, what do you think?

[40nikka]

BEING A ATHEIST TURNS OUT HOMOSEXUAL MOSTLY ARE JUST A IGNORANT JACKASS LIKE THE AMAZING ATHEIST AND IDIOTS WHO LIKE THIS GUY HOW SAD...

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@40nikka Learn English. Show data to support your claim. And show what hes saying is wrong without crying about it, then people will listen to you but your a christian i suspect so that will never happen

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron Hater

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@40nikka I prefer the term atheist. But i'm fine with either. Yes I am a hater. But at least i'm not an retarded monkey boy who was never given enough attention from his mum so now has to go and try to be funny and cool to gain attention. Your really just a dick at the end of the day. And I would say your also a hater as you showed you were hating on atheists. Sooooo. yeah. Fail troll is fail.

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron you have da right to shut up Clown and your a dumbass nikka as dis Fat Mouth Jackass nikka trying to be funny n kool ha cheap talk Clown.

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@40nikka I hope this is a joke. Your cannot be serious, nobody is this stupid. Urgh. Fucks sake. What are you even trying to say?!?!? I cannot understand. LEARN ENGLISH! If your going to be insulting or try to be in your case at least use English and while your at it think of something to say other than your a dumbass and your a clown because there just pathetic. Actually you may as well keep using them because they sum you up quite nicely.

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron this is what i mean about anoyying ppl ha ha you are still a clown lol

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron you need a ass wooping.

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron Ok look to make it more understanding Mr Idiot Atheist Aka TheAmazingAtheist follower's Bitch That is you and your cheap talk words of ignorant's understanding more of how can i explain to you Smartass is that God is real and there is no proof that he is not well actually there is so much he is and i'm not religious at all i'm spiritual i dont like religion they bring out all the false words of God to those who do not believe are understand true meaning of God..

[beanie928]

@40nikka Are you drunk? What gibberish!

[40nikka]

@beanie928 shud ep lml

[40nikka]

@TheSkeletalBaron there is much more i can say but to the ignorant's of your soul may god handle you i'm done here clown.

[beanie928]

@TheSkeletalBaron Learn some spelling and grammar, Jackass. You're making the rest of us atheists look like morons!

[40nikka]

@beanie928 hahahhahaa

[TheSkeletalBaron]

@beanie928 ummm. I'm pretty sure my grammar and spelling weren't bad and compare it to whom I was talking to and I look like a fucking genius. Duh we are what?

[beanie928]

@TheSkeletalBaron Yeah, you're right. I re-read some of the moronic theist comments and it's amazing they're allowed to vote! You go ,Dude , and I'll shut my trap.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka you need to rephrase this, what you said doesn't make sense.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 shut up

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 im not gunna answer to an idiot that's why you dont get it Smart Mouth.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka At least an idiot can make a coherent sentence, what does that make you?

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 hmm let's see most likely alot of things I'm a mix martial artis n powerful thanks to God also he has saved me from almost dying from alcohol and alot of way's he is out there. and stupid dumb idiot's so called Atheist most anoyying ppl of the world and think they are the most smartest and very cocky in there intelligence think they better then anyone like this guy and the retards who follow this guy is just bad as the president obama

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka nice life story alcoholism, violence and god. Sounds like the normal mix.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka By the way the op is a dick that's his angle, don't get bent out of shape about it.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 see this is the stuff talking about you aint nothing But a Clown a low life pity you hump.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka You must be a nigger you talk like one.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 you must stupid cuase im Puerto Rican You Cracker.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka Whats the difference.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 well for one thing Cracker we are cooler den yah nikkas and do better parties let's see we can dance to you don't know about dat bachata ight we romantic shitttt i can bag all yah white gurls been there done dat anyways im not here to be Racist done with this. and it doesn't make me stupid are and idiot if i type lyke dis so wat get use to it CRACKER. Let me say it in spanish for you i fuck tu perra madre puta ighttt jajaja lml

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka niggers don't get da girls after I curb stomp them.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 with what your corny Swagg ?? lmfaoo

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka don't underestimate the corny swag.

[40nikka]

@saintmichael881 ohh just go to your corny house music techno shit watever.

[saintmichael881]

@40nikka I'm not sure what that means.

[thegameulost]

@40nikka

I must say it is pretty pathetic that you think horrible grammar makes you sound cool.

[ObsidianSaint]

"To wish for god is to wish for an escape from responsibility, to wish for someone to make all these difficult ethical choices for you" <- That quote should be carved in stone.

[compoundguy]

who else noticed the carl sagan reference at the begining of the video

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

You're an atheist!? WTF, why did you never tell us this before??

[arrackattack]

333 dislikes .. hehehe they are half in hell now !! oh wait they re on our planet, living and dying like every creatures .. 50% heaven, 50%hell ..

[strickerman101]

If a spending life avoiding hell is like living through it.

[LordVarreus]

I dunno bout you guys. But Im not an atheist. I am Norse. I believe in Thor. Why? Well he said he would get rid of the Ice Giants....I dun see any ice giants do you? :3 xD

[TrueScandinavia]

@LordVarreus When did he say that?

[taon7]

@LordVarreus sounds like a plan :)

[killall6]

i love the background music when he faps XD anyone know the name of it

[dannwe123]

Why do i get an ad about scientology?

[cytherina]

Agree with this wholeheartedly. Unless you truly embrace Christian ideals, submitting to god because you fear hell is like accepting fascism because you fear persecution

[ThePublicIsInsane]

This video is brllnt!!

[DeathsWill228]

"Gravity is such a downer" I see watch you did there :)

[DiabloConQues0]

Lmfao this asshole is hilarious, it's like he takes my ideas and expresses them in the funniest R rated way

[Klemeron]

VGs are my religion.

[Klemeron]

My meaning of life is playing vgs

[givemearandomnamenow]

TJ, it's time for you to repent your sins and become a Christian.

If you were to die right now, you would burn in the flames of hell!

[BrianGriffin92]

@givemearandomnamenow Oh stop it ,you

[rejectofsoul24]

@givemearandomnamenow I think you fail to realize he honestly doesn't care about going to hell. He'd rather go there, living his life as he pleases, then spend his meaningless existence sucking up to a God that judges you all the time. He said it in the bloody video.

[Chayraz2]

Is it me or is TJ sounding more and more like the joker?

[LanceMurtagh]

It's incredible how the point you made, that to wish for a God is to wish for an escape from responsibility, is actually true of atheists. It doesn't matter how much good or bad you do in your life, whether you live your life like Mahatma Gandhi or like Adolf Hitler, for an atheist you're ending up in the same place when you die - nowhere. THAT'S wishing for an escape from responsibility.

[JoeRingo118]

@LanceMurtagh yes, but going to hell sounds alot better right. or going to heaven and be watched all the time, can´t fuck, you never get hungry so you will not get any food, can´t swear, can´t play videogames (cus they contain violence) can´t do shit.

suffering and boredom somehow sounds better then ''the eternal sleep''. the part of life when nothing matters anymore, just rest. letting go off all lifes problems.

[VoidDestriant]

Hallowed are the Ori!

[Detril2000]

I think its funny how the add next to the video is about online bibles.

[Unnamed0909]

@Detril2000 I've got an ad for a Christian dating site.

[GoddamnMick]

@Detril2000 the power of adblocker compels you !

[JayTHM]

@Detril2000 I got tired of all the Ron Paul ads so I went and got AdBlock Plus as an Add-On for Firefox, and no ads show up for me in videos either. I recommend getting it.

[ps2player41]

@JayTHM Oh, I just live in canada....

[supertito123]

i like this look for TJ, i also particularly like 3:04

[arvmetal]

Hahaha, thanks man, I'm not only an atheist anymore, hahaha, you convinced me to not believe in gravity either. As creationists said with evolution: "Is just a theory"

[XxwonderfifflexX]

The god that TJ described in The Universe Next Door would be pretty cool, I'm in favor of cumming chocolate :D

[HoratioWatson]

I have a theory that every Christian secretly hopes that when they get to heaven that God will be there but be so busy scrutinizing the Earth that he doesn't notice them all finally indulging in the desires they've repressed their entire mortal lives. Massive angelic orgy while God's back is turned.

[daisahn]

I FAP IN DEFIANCE OF YOU, JESUS CHRIST, LORD AND SAVIOUR !!

[brokenbones199]

@daisahn LET US FAP TOGETHER



[Soetman]

The conclusion of this video is EXACTLY how I think of it :P

[Danablo]

The following text below will explain all:-

A watch presupposes a watch maker, so a shit presupposes an anus.

[jesupek]

1:16

[AKwheeler907]

fuck now i want some oreos

[swordcollection]

It sound a LOT more horrible to exist for an infinate number of years in a limited existance then to simply stop existing. AN INFINATE NUBER OF YEARS. Even if I had an infinate life span and could absorb any knowledge in the universe for a fraction of a second and had access to every single place in it, I think in about 20 or so billion years,TOPS, I would be in agonizing boredom. 20 billion can't hold a candle to an eternaty.

[MrChaos424242]

I don't know about you guys but when I'm jerking off to hardcore gay trany bestiality snuff films shot in Siberia by the Russian mafia... LOL

[PandemoniumStudios3]

you should learn about out of body experience p.s i dont believe in religion

[DisturbedZelda]

Fuck god!!!!

[johnnythecreator69]

@DisturbedZelda Why are you saying fuck God if you think he isn't real? idiot.

[DisturbedZelda]

@johnnythecreator69 i don't think, i know he isn't real, and i mean fuck the idea of "god"

[johnnythecreator69]

@DisturbedZelda And how do you "know"?

[DisturbedZelda]

@johnnythecreator69 cuz there's no evidence for such a thing, even if it existed id still say what i said, i will not be a slave

[jesupek]

@johnnythecreator69 Maybe... Because it's f**king obvious! Maybe that's how he knows.

[StojanSR]

Well, boo hoo!

[dreteh]

I realized that every time you gave examples of religions, you never mention Buddhists. Is there a reason why or just me that over sensitive? BTW, good video you got there!

[KnarkPekka]

either you want to be fun or you be trollin'. dunno what the fk you want with this vid =/

[crocalu]

I'd wish for á god (no christian one) with heaven just so there's more to life than no purpose :S even though a god is physically impossible.

[Patience1138]

@crocalu How so?

[crocalu]

@Patience1138 Because it'd mean that my knowledge wouldn't be lost, and that I will live beyond life, and find out more about the universe? It's a comforting thought, but I'm not so stupid to believe in a god.

[Patience1138]

@crocalu Why not? Do you have any good reason not to?

[crocalu]

@Patience1138 Because I like to think that I have a free mind, and that my mind is not imposed by opinions of people of the past. Also the fact that I think for myself.

[Patience1138]

@crocalu I suggest looking into it again. It may yet surprise you.

[Dwemerkin]

4:02 onward: Well fucking said, TJ! Even if there were a God, he wouldn't deserve my love.

[1gun1shot1kill]

0:03 O RLY?

[breasthound]

why is jesus called "saviour"? he ain't saved shit. he was on the cross and said "oh, lord they know not what they do", then he died.

[mnbvcxz12345ize]

fat bastard from satans ass haahaa!

[Viddaric]

Immediately faved and liked for "I FAP IN DEFIANCE"

[TheMaximus360]

is it a double standard for religous people to get offended when atheists say there is no god, but say there is a god and we have to put up with it?