Zadornov funny russian comedy skazki

[SiDniTheFox]

Задорнов - молодец. )

[iComedy09]

There are wrong subtitles

[MrPelmenka]

Задорнов хд

[americandropout]

But he did talk about about Estonians...aaha

[Crit360]

хахахаха задорнова уважаю)))))

[YSOFTWARE]

Not in that clip, of coarse.

[YSOFTWARE]

He talk about America all the time. As russian I can say it.

[blauerninja]

@YSOFTWARE bullshit. where did he said anything about america? not in that clip.

[peterlam1]

Вранье. Он лишь изредка касается американцев.

Так что не надо ляля тут...

В основном про россиян.

А разве тут есть проблема? А я как россиянин

говорю, что это великий талантливый писатель (или журналист, неважно).

Остальные на несколько порядков ниже.

You are wrong. Not all time. Sometime.

Basicly - about Russia.

[alexkz533]

@YSOFTWARE Он об Америке говорит изредка

[YSOFTWARE]

@alexkz533 Последнее время не знаю. По крайней мере, раньше - уж точно не изредка.

[egersixsixsix]

Subtitles!!!

[realwarbeast]

Россия просала всё, от промышлености до уважения русскоязычных, которых сдал Горбатый и Ельцин, а также крутил на хую я эту Латвию, имигрировал в Великобританию, почему не Россия? да потому что бардак у вас и пройзвол власти. А в латвий просто жопа

[Jakshybalashka]

Горбатый на самом деле был посланцем капиталистов. Его цель была разрушить Советскии Союз. Здесь постаралась США сея пропаганду в странах Балтии что Советскии Союз это жопа. Пошли эти поляки, эстонцы, литовцы, латыши в жопу. Они хотели демократию и получили "то что хотели".

[KeragHustar]

@Jakshybalashka кста, не только горбатый..в принципе это и сейчас происходит..соседям россии жестко промыают мозги настраивая их против, таким образом они сдержживают расширение экономического влияния раши, так-как она является опасным конкурентом для запада.

[4EPH]

каждый так гордится быть русским, но большинство все же не умеет писать по-русски. ужас. бля. :)

[egersixsixsix]

@4EPH школота расплодилась по инету.

[kazzzys]

Nu neznayu,kak v estonskom no u litovcev solnce ug tochno nevyprygivaet.... Tak chto uvagaemy Zadonov.....oshibaeshsya.....n­o tvoy jumor uper....osobenno pro amerikosov....

[stulbolize]

Во-первых слово ихний существует. И во-вторых почему это русские из-за своей ненависти к латышам кинули в морду паспорт МНЕ???

[AlexeyFromRussia]

Смени гражданство и все проблемы закончаться или полчи второе(русское) гражданство.

Извини, но как представители народа Латвии относятся к России, так и Россия и будет относится к Латвии...

[RomeoSOF2]

that guy is so funny!

[Lmkiska]

Debil!!!!

[XBATEET]

Вот и чего вы спорите?каждому свое не нравится ему Россия ну так это его дело зачем ссорится теперь?

[JumpingMusic]

nice

[heirdt]

Agree. Usa SUCKS RUSSIA ROCKS! Mother Russia Rise Again MRRA!

[AlphaOneIsDown]

da poshel ti....

[kerier1911]

o nasholsja imigrant hrenov.

[AlphaOneIsDown]

a ti ne zaviduy. mozhet u tebya eshyo poluchitsya horoshaya zhizn =)

[kerier1911]

a chto mne zavidovat' ja sam imigrant student. no k rosii vsetaki ljubov' est'i poshlo eto vse. ja ispolzuju etih a potom domoj.

[AlphaOneIsDown]

da ti ne ruski ti everey.... i ya ne is Rossii po etomu lubov k nej ne pitau.

[kerier1911]

ppc ty prosto otzhygaesh ppc. ja sam iz estonii blja v krovi 4 naroda i net evreev blja. a ty blin predatel'. zabud' blja etot jazyk i vse nafig esli ty neljubish vse ruskoe. prodalsja amerikosam. vot eto nastajashaja evrejskaja nacija blja. chto govorit o tebe blja.

[kerier1911]

да блин то ты не из росии и некогда там нежыл теперь ты меня есчо обвиняеш блин чувак ты ваше кто походу нея еврей а ты. чтото у тебя несколько родин.

[KorpysSmertu]

Оружие чеченам закуплено было еще до войны и не у офицеров.А с какого оружия убивали в Ираке,Афгане,Вьетнаме америкосов?..

[stulbolize]

Плюс! Если еще хотите узнать ПОЧЕМУ у вас (и не только у вас) Всё это происходит прочти О паспорте-договоре и Государстве-абсолюте (я бросил это на рутьюб).

[yslaurent]

Hahahahaha

I kogda ge ti za nego borolsya?

Esli takoi umni, to ne stal bi pisat "ИХНИЙ язык"

лол

[stulbolize]

Почему не стал бы? Раньше я считал себя русским, однако оказалось, что у русских другой принцип нации - русский есть не тот кто себя считает русским, а тот кто соответствует каким-то представлениям о русских внутри русских умов. .

[Jivin004]

ti deystvitelno prav, no eto ne argument, potomu chto takie est vse nacii! ti prosto razmishlaesh filosofiu chelovecheskoi psihoogii.

[stulbolize]

Получается, что я - русскоязычный из Латвии - в России - фашист, и мой паспорт негра на регистрации может мне лететь в морду, а перед этим месяц где-то совершать какие-то преступления

[stulbolize]

При чём меня безо всяких объяснений решили выдворить из страны, так и необъяснив за что. Я защищал ваш язык и образование в Латвии, за что и был репрессирован властью (мне не дали диплом технического колледжа).

[AlexeyFromRussia]

Просто действия правительства Латвии злит русских. Вот и результаты.

[hrundel44408]

Nafik tebe eto Latvija nuzna? Mir bolshoj, esli ti molod to v luboj strane horosho ustroisja! Ja otuda uehal i o4en horosho sebja 4ustvuju, 4ego i tebe zhelaju.

[v0r0bey]

нет слова ихний, есть слово их. ;p

[Dimitrij90]

sadornov is funny as hell^^ hes on the same lvl as george carlin! :D iam so glad i speak english german and russian :P i can compare them.

[pandochka123]

There is nothing you can joke about Putin ^_^ He's a great president unlike Bush ;)

[plutoniangirl]

lol bush! can you actually compare him to anyone to be any worse?

[carolineptenchick]

@pandochka123 yes... that's y the country is in shit and he's got freakin millions.. and that's y there's a nostalgia for the USSR........

[yoxxyys]

LOOL i'm from baltic thath was funny joke :D :D

[KKKlement]

how i wish i understand russian

[zack1n1nitinsuck]

well if you think your so smart, look at some putin video's youll see he's actually a funny guy him self....you asshole

[Deathowl1990]

they arent sayin anything about americans , stop trying to break the friendship of other countries apart , you canadian fag

[MoskowFreak1111]

@Deathowl1990 actually, he's talking about america quite a lot, lol

[Production1992nr2]

@Deathowl1990 yes, but the is spezial of jokes again usa, but he live in usa xD

[superthundereagle]

Why is this funny?

[DOSU344]

Cause they speak shit about the americans, i have a girl-friend that is russian and she told me

[alexplb]

they don't speak shit, they speak comedy dude if you don't know what sarcasm is then don't bother

[DOSU344]

Well i dont speak Russian, for what they told me it sounded like a hole bunch of shit to me.

[AlexanderTch]

That's not shit. That's true. Whole world knows that americans are stupid morons like yourself. I found out it by myself when I visited states. You cannot speak without words like shit too, chickenhead, you are typical american. Zadornov tells similiar things but in funny way.

[DOSU344]

LMAO i aint America, im just saying that he should respect a little bit more our troops that is all, our soldiers are dying and their bodies are being drag over the streets, he should not mock the dead

[AlexanderTch]

There is nothing about americans in this episode.

[Butterz771]

Isnt it, Dumb asses!

[AlexanderTch]

It's not clear why your gf told you that.Probably she doesn't speak russian.By the way, russians dont' live in usa.Americans call russians all russian-speaking people. 99% of russian speaking population of america is jews from former USSR. Etnic russians don't live in usa.Probably your gf is russian jew.

[AlexanderTch]

Why funny? Try to understand, I know that your brain is too small, but at least try that only people who understand language of the writer can undersand his jokes. I think it's obvious. He just modified some old tales for modern jokes. I understand that you didn't read in your childhood, but russians read a lot. So, it's not for you brain and you'll never understand what funny means. Watch stupid american comedies.

[bo0o0o0o0o0o0o]

he shouldn't have touched russian tales with his one third dumb, one third jewish, one third real humour. i give 1 star for this video.

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ, I shall continue to post until you get the message through your thick skull.

but for now you can eat your boyfriend`s cock and wash it down with a cup of sperm!

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: я очень рад за тебя что ты говоришь по-русски. это прекрасно. мне очень интересно, какое же "сообщение" или "message" ты хочешь донести до всего интернета? что твоя девушка тебе дрочит? что ты придурок? это давно уже всем понятно

[aidenmnuroff]

YAWN...

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ- my 2 cents- LIGHTEN UP!

[xxfZ]

okay enough for now

[undomix]

On Super=))

[xxfZ]

go masturbate already you filthy mong

[aidenmnuroff]

is all you managed to come up with, retardoid?

[xxfZ]

are you asking yourself?

[aidenmnuroff]

xxf7, yeah i am asking myself if i should take you to the hospital, you are sick!you need help!

get some therapy!

[xxfZ]

that's the problem with guys like you -- their brain damage require significant kaschenization... they can't even spell four letters properly.

do you masturbate regularly as I recommended when we met last time?

[aidenmnuroff]

for the starters, where do you see the misspellings? it was lame, lol

i thought you already checked in the hospital...btw, how about my recommendation on keeping on blowing your whole block of lowlives i gave you when we met last time?

[xxfZ]

давай по-русски разберемся...

[aidenmnuroff]

i totally saw that one coming...foflmao

[xxfZ]

что, непонятно да я написал, не по-английски... меня просто достало на английском с тобой беседовать, ты редкостная тупорылая скотина

[aidenmnuroff]

foflmao, do you even read your own stuff? the same shit over and over...just give up, you can`t keep up with me- you`ve got a way to go...

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ, you look much better now that you are reverting back to your actual self... and why are you so worked up anyway? nobody likes little angry fellas which you are! LOL.

[xxfZ]

you didn't even understand what I said, dickheaded cum... you don't speak Russian? - wtf are you criticizing? you surely love being rude, but you know what -- one day a regiment of Russian neutopsychopatologists will come and fuck your brainsso much you won't even be able to think of anything but "dick dick fuck shit pussy" dumbofrigiding xenodicksucker !! go jack off (tnx for juicy english) before it's too late...

[aidenmnuroff]

aww i see i hit some major nerve.

Я прекрасно говорю по-русски, а тебе еще учить и учить английский!

the rest is some yada yada of someone sick with a fucked up head! just so you know: you make no sense!

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: засунь свой английский себе в сраку козёл. говорить такое про задорнова может только конченый придурок, которому больше нехер делать кроме как просирать время за ютюбом.

[aidenmnuroff]

you can pretty much apply these words to describe your own persona, hon.

[aidenmnuroff]

stop if you can! you are a hypocrite at this point lol...see i love your rage- good to bask in it! you`re doing a good job entertaining me...as for the rest of the stuff, it`s just irrelevant, random and beside the point!

[xxfZ]

arrgh stupid american.. thou shallst be kaschenized..

you probably don't even realize how stupid is what you wrote. you sick miserable bastard, worth of a sack of shit, go masturbate yourself to death on a cattle burial ground. I don't even bother to hate you, retard..

[aidenmnuroff]

yeah right! you are angry as fuck now! i just bask in it! moronic Russian sheep!

[xxfZ]

whatever

[aidenmnuroff]

LOL

[jorik0307]

the best

[lana312]

... какое убожество этот старый шут гороховый

а народишко смеется, радуется чему-то

[BaaSexX]

ты дубина... сиси резиновай член и не надо гнать на тех кого не знаешь

[egersixsixsix]

@lana312 тебе не нравится, другим нравится. чувство юмора у людей разное. кому то и петросян нравится...

[dofe59]

@egersixsixsix

это очень тонкое замечание. полет мысли и все такое:)

[iviatan]

koneschno o4en smeschno no inogda on s americancemi perebalschaet...no esle ne brat ego v serjos to on odin is samih lut4shic prikalistov

[antroscliff]

THIS one loves to have fan about american people..i like him very much..he critisis alla of the american but also russian bad habbits

[russianpride16]

well, thats what makes him funny. he makes fun of people and different countries. he's one of the rare comedians.

[bah666ram]

do they have english speaker russian comedian?

[bmw528e]

lol ur never understand russian humor... its too complicated fo u guys

[bah666ram]

but see..every country has their own comedians...english speakers i mean...I wonder what a russian comedian has to say..

[aidenmnuroff]

hate to burst your little buble: you stupid fuck was brainfucked. that`s for sure. you gotta be fuckin retard to belive this friggin cunt.

now you can go praise Putin for that matter.

[xxfZ]

shit.. putin surely fucked your brain the other day..

[aidenmnuroff]

more like the other way round, sweety

[xxfZ]

убейся апстену чмо нездоровое...

[aidenmnuroff]

LOL, hit to close to home, you stinky cunt?

[xxfZ]

лол бля ты хоть понял что я сказал удот / съебись нах

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ

1. FOFLMAO, you fuckhead go take some English classes, pidar!

2. now get off my dick and go fuck yourself!

[xxfZ]

whatever

[xxfZ]

that sounds like coming out of your ass... do you use youtube as a toilet, imbecile?

[alexscorpion]

who are suppose to believe then ..bush ?? fuck off

[aidenmnuroff]

feel free to fuck your own self, you little fella

[alexscorpion]

no i'll fuck you with a stick instead ... pussy

[alexscorpion]

and after that i'll knock your teeth out

[aidenmnuroff]

lol, get a life, you butt licking dickhead

[alexscorpion]

little pussy ..i've got a life probably a lot better one than you

[aidenmnuroff]

LOL, why dont you just chill for a change?

[xxfZ]

to alexscorpion:

this guy is notorious for verbal diarrhea which might sound offensive to other people... that's because his brain suffers from feemoze and he should be kaschenized.

to aidenmnuroff:

I recommend serious masturbation three times a day before meals and first thing in the morning. Have half a gallon of semen for medical examination next time.

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ, shut up and butt munch!

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: failure to obey medical treatment will lead to further brain damage.. am I talking to an animal who doesn't understand human? MASTURBATE YOU BITCH!!!

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ, you mofo still here? you certainly have me under a certain impression that you are lousy tardo...for fuck`s sake just go get laid...

[xxfZ]

STFU and MASTURBATE!!!

[aidenmnuroff]

LOL, try to be more creative...next time you can say "jack off" instead of "masturbate" which sounds corny anyway. and why are you so obsessed with masturbation? cant get a pussy for shit? i understand!

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: masturbation has been medically proven to relieve stress. you are definitely under stress that you go to innocent russian community with your profanitive uncultural cattletalk. so why don't you really jack off and/or get a mouthful of dicks instead? you stupid dickmonger!

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfz, your methods might not work for me- i got a girl to do it for me unlike you wanker.

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: ну и как она, одобряет что ты тут накорябал долбаёб? мои методы уже действуют, ты не можешь остановиться и пишешь всё большую херню. сейчас мы еще перейдем на русский и ты у меня в конце будешь сосать и просить прощения педрила

[xxfZ]

to aidenmnuroff: consider tearing off your balls and stuffing them down your throat, that surely make your life less miserable, you dumbo

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ, You sound like you are being medicated.

i pity your sorry ass!

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: you can surely put your pity into your ass, miserable dickfingered testiclophile. next time you notice bones and blood in your own shit, just go drink bucket of euthanasia: that simply means you are shitting yourself out. don't bring your bloody stupid shit to youtube, it is unpleasant to read!!! and to jack off your sick dick already...

[aidenmnuroff]

xxfZ you said JACK OFF for once, good!)) you are learning...good for you! want some more suggestions? LOL

[xxfZ]

aidenmnuroff: "under impression"... does a cattle like you know what an impression means? who the fuck taught you that word? he should be given to animal rights watch for cruelty

[w1ldthang]

holy crap didn't laugh that hard for years :)

[russianpride16]

this is great. thank you for posting this up!! i was laughing really hard thru a lot of this. thank you!

nastoyashi prekol!

[Googlikq]

klasno!!!NU TUPIE AMERIKANTI!!!

[avatarofsound]

sam ty tupoy

[romashki00]

lol,, they are just jealous..

[carolineptenchick]

this is WICKED! МОЛОДЕЦ!

[Vraishte]

o boje,eta to je samoe kak Pablo Francisco

[dlyubas]

alot of russian commedians read jokes off of paper

[mvickym]

Yes, he read his work and not like americans from monitor or big carton paper. and do it like thay just find it out!!!

he is GREAT!!!!

[FaridosS]

Dude u are laughing of some toilet humor and death terorist Ahmed, which just says "silence i kill u" This is jokes that made of REAL things !

[deloreansuomesta]

so pathetic

[kimailis]

у меня нет буквы Е с двумя точками наверху!!! во позор какой...

[Kocmoport]

По моему ты все правильно перевела!

[Katrinka17]

То ли я не так поняла предыдущий коментарий, то ли "Задорнов прикольно стебёт над Американцами, но поэтому он педераст" ?

[alienwarefreak98]

hes so funny im russian i understand all of this all u non speaking russian americans sasye moy hoy ahahahaha by the way this guy is anti american for people who dont know hes funny but hes a pederas

[Seven47]

TE DIBIL

[Ason19907]

COOL!!!

[Dimka205]

it's kindda like Letterman's Top ten list or whatever he does, but it's funny,and longer, and not pointless and dumb.

[Poopnictable]

hes reading his jokes off paper???

[Sheogorath2008]

Don't understand it like he can't remember them. He wrote many books (humour) and remember all of them is so hard

[akimunduk]

davno bilo snyata eto ego vistuplenie?