Last Comic Standing - Gerry Dee - Final 3 Performance

[jjjjjjjjjfffekedikdi]

who pets roadkill?

[eagle8burger]

@ 4:24, there's a guy who still hasn't told his wife/gf that he's gone to a strip club

[Afr0Afr0]

Look at all the losers try that comment on YouTube videos

[dale0038]

21 people are morons, the dude is funny. Comedy isn't all bout swearing, dirty jokes and acting like an idiot....

[broadworld]

who won?

[SunriseHealthFoods]

hes not funny.

[patamon3]

i never got that "i know my body weight" thing untill i took drivers ed, but its still funny

[marvolomethod]

ill fight you rickey.... ill fight you any time any place ....

suck it donny

[MapleLeafsFans]

@marvolomethod You suck it Ricky! MORE!

[marvolomethod]

@MapleLeafsFans LMFAO

[JinkoStoleTheCoffee]

Damn. three seconds in and why the hell does this guy look so damn much like McCain?



[SouthernSoul333]

@1223Melo "I'm not as think as you drunk I am occifer..." :)

[AkaneArihyoshi]

What makes this even more priceless is the man at the very end of the video in the audience, shaking his head at a question his wife just asked him.

[Jadecool312]

seriously



[spryguy]

4:24

"No baby, seriously, I don't go"

[gxicano]

hahaa when i drink an drive i just hit the GPS an click home hahaa

[mattolla]

That joke about the girls laughing with each other was ripped off another comedian i saw that Gerry opened for! just sayin'

[1223Melo]

Officer, I SWEAR to drunk I'm not God.

[Drblink182rox]

@broadworld - Jon Reep won

[schagle]

"seriously , seriously dave c'mon lets be serious, seriously" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[broadworld]

who won that season?

[stryker399]

@zeppelinzach your a fucking retard we will have children even if we swear you fucking asshole.

[gereltgerelt]

" I know my body weight " hahahahaha

[TreeTrappin]

haha this guy is hilarious

[Genesis2099]

whats up with all the gay comments...

[tabinpumanejo]

ahhh youtube

[ImTOOhorny]

Just shut the fuk up

[AwsumSaus]

How sad is it that I find the feuding comments funnier than the comedian?

Gotta love YouTube comments.

[BardockFan2213]

no its just that this guy is from canada so he sucks dick and is auto gay

[MrKillerDuckful]

are you lonely? i ended this convo with you months ago and you come back talking grow up i dont care

[SpenceMo09]

with all of the comments you've made its easy to see your father while murdering jews also stuck his cock in your ass. Its the only explanation to why all you talk about is cock sucking fucking etc.... Get a life and stop talking shit. your terrible at it, you say the same thing over and over again. Their is no substance to what you say.

[steveperryfan12]

@BardockFan2213 One question, who won that Olympic hockey game in Vancouver this year.  Oh rigth, it was Canada. Get a life

[BardockFan2213]

@steveperryfan12 yeah who cares i made those comments 4 months ago moron your the one who needs a life

[steveperryfan12]

@BardockFan2213 ahah where are you from? America?

[Damnwall]

@BardockFan2213 *You're*

[MrKillerDuckful]

Lol this Bardockfan2213 is a looser,

i swear someone would smash him if they were to see him

and now for me saying that hes going to tell me to suck a dik etc etc no1 listens

[thompson924]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[shannabee47]

Gerry Dee kind of starts off his shows a bit awkward. He greets the crowd then starts off on some random subject as if he's been up on stage talking for half an hour already. He's funny though.

[CurriedComedy]

that's how it's supposed to be done

[alameer9010]

im gonna see him in 10 days

if i have the chance to buy the tickets of course

[sportsman20022]

I'm pumped to see him in Fredericton in a couple weeks.

[TheOfficeAddict]

I wish he would have won!!!

[Cuzna420]

yeah, your alone on that one..

[azerskater]

dude this guys hecka funny

[BiggieSykes]

its just u

[airsingh123]

is it just me or does this guy talk a lot like john mccain? sounds like a politician more than a comedian!

[We4get1918]

I hear it a little.

[Spammmz]

sadly hes canadian..and nota dirty republican

[kadel300]

you got a fuckin problem with canadians?

[Spammmz]

moron im a fuckin canadian

[BardockFan2213]

yeah all canadians are pussies

[kadel300]

Clearly you've never met one, cause he'd stomp your ass without breakin a sweat.

[BardockFan2213]

you thats easy to say behind the computer you 4 year old i would beat the shit out of you blind folded and one arm behind my back so stfu pussy

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 lol wow you really think all canadians are pussies?

you my friend are another lost american who probably cant find Iraq on a globe

[BardockFan2213]

no i live in germany moron im german you fucking pussy

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 lol i was born there if i remember in ww2 Canada owned Germany on the shores of Normandy o.o with a handful of soldiers so i am confused now

[BardockFan2213]

oh yeah it was just canada right oh wait you fucking stupid moron it was also america and the uk and your country sucks dick if itwas one on one germany would have owned canada easy as shit you dumbass i bet even france could beat you in a war your country is full of pussies

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 why do u speak like this honestly did some do somethhing horrible to you as a young child?

[BardockFan2213]

"did some do somethhing" wow im not perfect at english cause its not my native tunge but thats just horrible what are you like 12 or something why dont you go fuck yourself

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 man you have a problem

a very angry little child your just an asshole but continue on I cant say anything to an ignorant person like you

native tunge? wtf its tongue

[BardockFan2213]

german im no good at spelling in english moron why dont you go kill yourself and do the world a favor

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 sigh you really are a sad person im done talking to you, your just so arrogant and think your so much better then everyone your are fucking annoying and talking so much shit online its pathetic fuck w/e

[BardockFan2213]

your just a fucking moron who cant talk shit bitch so go suck your dads dick cause you wont amount to anything in life anyways

[rangedtiger]

@BardockFan2213 whatever man im actually in university studying to become something

so just sit there whatever keep talking theres no changing a person like you done responding

[BardockFan2213]

are you so lame you make up you own fake life to tell on youtube to people wow your a real fucking loser yeah your not smart enough to go to a university

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

SHUT uuuup!

[BardockFan2213]

go fuck yourself

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

How bout i fuck you up instead?

[BardockFan2213]

yeah like you could you fucking fake peace of shit no good hippie mother fucker who sucks cock all day everyday in his gradmas basement cause he cant aford a house big fat bitch no life nerd who plays with imself cause thats the only action you ever get you fucked up cock lover faggot

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Im a girl but you have fun with that speech?

[BardockFan2213]

well go back and clean your kitchen cause that and fucking are the only reason your on earth you hippie mother fucking no good peace of shit trash fuck

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Oh please pussy!

[BardockFan2213]

i am what i eat bitch

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

But that would make you a dick.

[BardockFan2213]

no it makes you shit lol cause thats all you can aford to eat you hippie mother fucker who eats trash and sucks dick no life bitch who lives in the dumo so you can eat trash and shit all day everyday

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

You make sucking dick sound like a bad thing. Atleast i get some.

[BardockFan2213]

Your life is a monument to stupidity and cock sucking and you only get some cause all the guys know your an easy little whore who isnt really even hot just an ulgy slut thats why they close there eyes when they fuck you moron

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

You dont even know me babe

[BardockFan2213]

you are a fucking no good cock sucking mother fucker and you will pay the price for what you've done you pig fucker you mother fucker you fist fucker you bike seat sniffing grandmother dry humping dildo up the ass riding no good cum swallowing dirt bag mother fucker

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Hon all your doing is cussing not talking

[BardockFan2213]

you fucking moron im not talking im typing you fucking moron

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Alright alright fucka

[BardockFan2213]

why dont you go fuck yourself

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Were back to that again.

[BardockFan2213]

why dont you go suck some more dick in your grandmas car cause you can aford a new one you peace of no good shit eating trash that has no life but sucking your bf's dick fucking cock lover bike seat sniffing bitch hippie pot smokeing no good fatass who eats all day and sits arounbd playing wii you moron who cant even count past 1 im running out of insults

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Lol those are pretty good insults

[BardockFan2213]

lol thanks i made most of them up

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

lovely

[BardockFan2213]

why dont you do the world a big favor and quite eating every dick you see you cock eatting maniac mother fucker peace of trash tit sucking cock loving homosexual dick farting toilet licking mother fucker who sits around and eats cock all day cause you dont have a life ass monkey bitch tit mother of shit

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Stop explaining your life to me

[BardockFan2213]

your mom sucks my cock every nitgh cause she is a fat no good whore peace of shit fatass mother fucking homo fucking ass monkey dick fuck

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Sweety its past your bedtime.

[BardockFan2213]

are you fucking dumb its 9:28am you no good peace of shit ass lick homo bitch

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Exactly and thats why its your bedtime

[BardockFan2213]

that makes no sence just like you homo bitch tit fuck

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

Oh shut up shit fucker

[BardockFan2213]

well if thats how you rfur to your mom what a cock sucking no life loser you are

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

This conversation has gone on waaay to long lol

[BardockFan2213]

yeah i agree

[MrKillerDuckful]

@0MrsBillKaulitz0 lol the guys a dik eh

bardockfan2213

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

@MrKillerDuckful A dick indeed!

[BardockFan2213]

why dont you go fuck yourself you no good cock sucking bitch

[MrKillerDuckful]

@BardockFan2213 yes yes your the best were all idiots who suck dik yeah yeah

[BardockFan2213]

im glad at least one person understands that

[DaKewlGuy1234]

@BardockFan2213 Can I cum on your face?

[BardockFan2213]

@DaKewlGuy1234 nope cause you would be the one with cum on your face fuckingh gay mother fucker

[DaKewlGuy1234]

@BardockFan2213 Random Fact: You're fat as fuck.

[BardockFan2213]

@DaKewlGuy1234 how can fuck be fat when its a verb not an adjative so your fat as a whale while im not fat at all

[DaKewlGuy1234]

Your logic astounds me. Also, its ADJECTIVE****. Can I go spelunking in your cavernous asshole.

[BardockFan2213]

@DaKewlGuy1234 its not logic you fucked up peace of shit its grammer you a huge moron

[DaKewlGuy1234]

It's funny cause you think you're right, how cute.

[BardockFan2213]

i am right you moron

[DaKewlGuy1234]

Once you get a bit older, and your brain develops more, you will re read this conversation and see the irony.

[BardockFan2213]

once you get a bit older you will lookback and see what an idiot you look like yalking dumb shit online

[DaKewlGuy1234]

You still haven't realized whats going on. Sad.

[SpenceMo09]

ahahaha and yet you've hit your peak starting fights with people on youtube. If you consider that amounting to something your a very successful person.

[kaine969]

@SpenceMo09 If you're going to make fun of someone, learn the difference between your and you're.

[Slimhor]

@kaine969 anal.

[Snowboard022]

he should have won it

[drummerking28]

did he end up winning???

[braddudeguy]

Nope John Reep did.

[drummerking28]

ohh damn

[kurei2001]

just a good thing it wasn't Lavell "fat-ass" Crawford.

[braddudeguy]

Why? Crawford had some good jokes here and there.

[kurei2001]

here and there. i think it should've been between reep and dee, personally.

[braddudeguy]

I think so too. I really like Gerry and Jon.

[leftcoast470]

I had never seen this guy before tonight...he is really funny! Makes me wish I watched Last Comic Standing.

[TheHandymanQld]

I have never ever been to a strip club. Never. Honestly. I have not been to a strip club. I am just not interested. But I do watch porn.

[douglas00004]

yo arre all dumbb, GERRY DEE IS FUCKING BOMMBB

[Bl1nd420]

hes drunk as fuck

[markandeugene]

y r there so many comments spammed?

[12docfv]

i loled when he said, "nope i had a shooter"

[PeopleWonderAboutMe]

i didnt laugh.. he's just constantly tlking about being drunk. i think he IS drunk

[H0WL1TZER]

go back to watching family guy faggot

[unclesoflaugh]

hes always talking bout being drunk

[xkings]

what the fuck. that is the stupidest fucking excuse i have ever heard in my fucking life. lol

believe what you want major 12docfv.

you lost this argument, but lot of people think that you should of one!!!!!11!!!!1!1!!!!11

lol

[12docfv]

u sir, surpass major dumbass. and what kind of fucktard name is xkings?

[xkings]

man, you are so fucking cool. you lost the argument so now you are getting defensive?!??!?! lol.. just give it up, and stop replying on here. please im getting tired on these messages in my email.

[12docfv]

i dont give a damn. you're probably some pathetic 41 year old whos trying to win an argument over a 12 year old and you know what? you r a - wait, what r we even arguing about?

[xkings]

i am 18. and you fucking loss the argument. the argument was over like 10 comments ago. PLEASE STOP COMMENTING IM TIRED OF GETTING THESE EMAILS

[DaKewlGuy1234]

I literally lol'd at your stupidity when i read this comment.

[steveperryfan12]

@xkings umm.... you're criticizing 12docfv on his grammer but look who used the wrong form of won/one

[12docfv]

lavel should of one!!! he was the funniest

[xkings]

won*. dumbass.

[12docfv]

sorry my writing on the internet on YOUTUBE isn't good enough for you. wait, who gives a damn

[xkings]

writing? man, if you dont know the difference between one and won... thats not a typo, thats a fucking major problem.

[12docfv]

WOW! i know the difference between one and won stupid. I put one there on purpose. and if u dont believe me u can go FUCK yourself

[xkings]

on purpose? tell me why. lol, i dont see the joke.

[12docfv]

did i say it was a joke. NO! and why did u call me a dumbass. i mean, people on youtube make typos all the fraeken time. and i mispelled freaken and i bet u didnt notice. i also misspelled misspelled.bet u didnt notice that

[xkings]

man, theres a difference between a typo and typing the wrong word.

one and won.. wow your fingers must accidentally stretch really far.

i like how you said you did it on purpose at first, and now youre changing it to a typo.

give it up.

[12docfv]

i did do it on purpose u stupid fuck1

[xkings]

you did a typo on purpose!??

WHY!?!??

please i want to know, youre making a fool of your self.

[12docfv]

lavel is number one. he should have won. same difference fuck tard

[4ZNPRYD34LYF3]

he shoulda won, jon reep sucks.

[mc14halo]

OMG Jon reep was terrible!

[chungmikegta]

Hey, I need to find that joke he did about the airplane thing, anybody know where thats from?

[jbc1234567890]

ha! i didnt even get it!

[lilsuperman87]

For some reason I burst out laughing at that part! I work as a bouncer in a strip club, so, I guess I get it. And I do see the same "regulars!" haha

[Belcoot0161]

what is fake about this

[NguyenThiKhiem]

sorry dont remember. watched this two weeks ago ok?

[Maddolis]

I gotta say Jon Reep and Gerry Dee are my favourites.

[Kinghercules]

Jon Reep is some shit.

[iwebber88]

I didn't really like Josh Blue much, some was okay, but I prefer this kind of comedy.

[OobakiAibon]

who the FUCK says "HEAPS". You fuckin geezer

[wcibbt]

at the very end was that a guy leaning to his wife and saying " no seriously I don't got to strip clubs" :)

[stopjones209]

catdog404 i love comedy

[gsmsKids]

watching that was better than taking a shit

[mochiboy89]

just met gerry dee, in thunder bay

[tyrizy100]

he was ok.