How To Keep a Baby Calm on a Flight

[princessalexis2k11]

sucking and swallowing :O

[DerpyTehMuffinz]

One some Jackass on a plane told me to stop pushing on their chair it was only a little shove and then I almost called them a MoFo!

[l3RiiTTANY]

I have no idea why i'm watching this.. i haven't even got a kid.

[Ocarinababe]

howcast should make a video how to keep a teen age quiet on plane like me...

[elitegamer998]

Wait did I misunderstand or they said you must declare BREAST milk? What will they do, touch the breasts?

[ShaunDreclin]

@elitegamer998 I think they mean breast milk that you've put into a container :P

[shockwave16100]

number one: dont bring you freaking babys on a plane done

dd you know the sky is bue

[Parolth]

I am a 13 year old boy! Why the fuck am I addicted to birthing, boob feeding, and tampon howcast episodes!?!?

[MrPipeBomb11]

How to make a baby cum on a fight.

[Gothgrl102]

They should show this on the plane before every flight...

[LaceyPortia]

step 1: stuff the baby into your suitcase

step 2: zip it up

done

[krnrl901]

@LaceyPortia thats called child abuse idk

[Bisquit8864]

DEclare your breasts!?

[bdray4242]

Step 1: Keep baby up all night

Step 2: Go to your flight

Step 3: Have a fun and peaceful ride...

[BlueLion6789]

I am 11 and I'm watching this why?

[lokaal18]

LOL let your boobs get inspected before you get on the flight

[misspinkpunkykat]

I'd just ignore the staring. If someone said something, I'd tell them to shut the fuck up.

[ThePinkRoseBaby]

I am not looking forward to travelling to Ireland with my newborn at the start the year .... me and my husband and my newborn will be going to Ireland at the start of the year and will be going on a ferry and not looking forward to it now .

[TwinkleRebornNursery]

I must say it is annoying when on a plane for 9 1/2 hours but it would be different if you were the one with the baby :) breastfeeding would be best choice, if you travel you don't have to limit :)

[no45617]

wait, so if you have more than 3 oz. of milk in your boobs, they pump it out?

[TwinkleRebornNursery]

@no45617 No, just if you have it in a bottle

[TheRandomkid321]

step 1. Accidentally throw it down the toilet.

[Peasqueak]

Step 1: Tell the people to shut-up and deal with the kid.

Did you know babies cry for reasons, like if they're hungry, thirsty, need to be changed, or bored?

[TwinkleRebornNursery]

@Peasqueak OR.. if they are teething, you can't help it if they are teething

[khanzahrah1]

Step 1: don't go on the plan

THAT takes care of everything~!

[flameringstudios]

GOOD VERY GOOD

[Superdeduper739]

step 1: go back in time

step 2: get an abortion

step 3: enjoy life

[MrHaiHaiBai]

lol poopy

[UsurperDunamis]

7 out of 10 americans are dicks. Or pussies.

[HidingExperiments]

I was on a plane and had to sit next to man with his child for 5 hours. He actually gave the kid like, baby sleeping pills. GAWD I was so happy. ;_;

[nashforcash]

huhuhuh "sucking and swallowing" huhuhu thats cool

[Fred6191]

1:10 how do they know its 3 oz. of breast milk & how do u declare these items for inspection at the checkpoints? I am just curious

[656LEGOGUY]

i don't have akid why i am watching this

[toykogal]

@CatsAttack73 hello prissy dumb bitch. :]

Please refrain from spreading your ass all over the place. Dear God I hope you dont breed.

[QueenofPancakes5260]

or just not go on vacations while you have a baby

[bestfrproduction1]

step 1: vodka

[nikki91847]

inspect your breasts??? ummm.... :l okay i guess

[yomamasapeach]

0:58

That's what she said

[IllusionsWave]

why is every one 13, that are watching these videos...and im also 13

[CatsAttack73]

Ugh.... i hate babies. They are ugly and gross

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@CatsAttack73 you were probably the ugliest of them all, then ;3

[CatsAttack73]

@LovelyLilDevilWings Nope... Im the hottest and most popular girl in school!! So how would I be the ugliest stupid buttface? :P

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@CatsAttack73 as a baby, dumbfuck :P

[CatsAttack73]

@LovelyLilDevilWings Hahahaha Dumbass..... I Was The Most Adorable Baby EVER! I Just Hate Babies Cause' They Cry A Lot And Smell Gross.

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

@CatsAttack73 Bet you cried and screamed alot.

[CatsAttack73]

@LovelyLilDevilWings Haha Nope! Even Ask My Mom! I Cried Once In A While But Never Screamed.

[MahoganyFlames]

@CatsAttack73 bitch.... humble yoself!!!!!!!

[CatsAttack73]

@MahoganyFlames Where will you be in 10 years so I make sure I WONT be there?

[Thesurge747]

look lady, you can't just whip out your left breast on a plane.....

[CaptRedeye]

Dramamine? Seriously! Reduces ear pain....Knocks those little ppl OUT....

[beharon2]

i saw boobies!!!

[lazyminer99]

Shut that chicken up!

[xKeffinx]

Now there's a good reason to work as an inspector at airports.

[GABRO515]

i just saw an ad about a car tossed out of a plane with a guy in a parachute

[456gha]

@hicham6775 ddddddddddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[m2ngur]

@hicham6775 where was the porn?

[GNRlova23]

What? they're gonna inspect you booby milk?!?!

[MothrFuckrRockaHolik]

HOW DO YOU CHECK 3 OZ OF BREAST MILK?! ITS NOT LIKE THE POLICE IS GONNA TOUCH YOUR BOOBS AND WEIGHT THEM ¬¬

[azzaz691]

ya ill exspect them tiddy milk.....

[Yogerbomb]

Step 1: put them in a bag

Step 2: shuve him/her in toliet

DONE Tehhee

[DaGreedyGamer]

@MizzGaga Heres a story,a couple years ago the ONLY comments were this. "your moms gonna die" "little lucy will kill you!" its not gonna happen,if it were true I would have been killed over 500000 times by now.

[Drogsboy97]

Hehe sucking and swallowing

[mileyrocks110]

i hope the 36,153 people that watched this actually have babies

[pinkcuppycake1223]

Babys are way to young to suck and swllow 0:57

[greenorange75]

@pinkcuppycake1223 Goddamnit! I was gonna make a similar comment!

[MikeTap4321]

step 1- only fly when Chuck Norris is on board

[heypeople0419]

There should be non-kid restraunts and kid friendly restraunts. Same with planes. Would you be trying to sleep when a baby is crying the whole time on a plane and a mother changing the baby's diaper on the table?

[SoshiLoveable]

@heypeople0419 there is a tea house in my country which does not allow children and parents complain when they can't go in cos of their babies, they don't understand how people get irritated with their children being super noisy in a peaceful place 

[heypeople0419]

@SoshiLoveable the parents just sit there.

[SoshiLoveable]

@heypeople0419 they think everything their baby does is cute -.-

[heypeople0419]

ikr!

[Mrnoobycow]

fuck this im going to how to adopt a child

[TheNickJet]

Step 1. Ask pilot to through the baby out the window.

[Tylerwaffleblue]

@TheNickJet Reminder: Dont forget to add the parachute,you dont want your baby scrambled, do you?

[TheNickJet]

@Tylerwaffleblue lollll

[rosepretty1997]

@TheNickJet windows in airplanes dont open ...

[TheNickJet]

@rosepretty1997 tell the pilot to smash them open

[angstacy69]

Ugh, I clicked on this because I thought it read "How To Keep a Baby Calm in a Fight." However, offer baby your breast \m/ -_- \m/

[knobylob]

we need child free flights like child free food places

[beastquest911]

this is what you need a gun and a surpreser optional a lot of ammo step 1 get the gun shoot the baby then turn and kill the passengers.

[PanzarMetal]

The worst is when the mother acts like nothing is happening and lets the kid cry almost all the time.

[cool227744]

Lol at one point it said you are allowed up to 3 oz of breast milk, formula or juice as long as you declare it for inspection. Declare breasts for inspection!!

[snekutis741]

so u tell me u feed the baby with breast on a airplane wow the person sitting next to u is happy

[ForFREEDOM13]

Here's my technique... Baby starts crying* SHUT UP KID!!!!

[SoshiLoveable]

@ForFREEDOM13 the mother would probably get mad if anyone yells at their baby to shut the hell up

[IOUthelove]

I think families with young children need to take the train....and they need their own car....that gets detatched halfway through the trip...

[EverlastingCC]

Step one: DON'T TAKE YOUR FUCKING DEMON SPAWN ANYWHERE!!! At least until they mature a bit.

Damn baby brigaders.... >_<

[Gurl99Cutie]

It's not just babies, ughh it could be 3-7 year olds..

[HedgiesnPlumbersohmy]

@Gurl99Cutie My friend told me about this one time he was on a plane and there was this 4 year old kid sitting not to far from him.During the entire flight,the kid wouldn't stop saying that he was gonna drown or something like that.

[username111166]

0:16

That kids looks constipated

[Ladygagafan752]

how did i end up watchin this?

[NumberUltra]

listen at 1:01

[ShowWizard104]

Ha I'd just look at the people and shout, "LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING NOISEY BASTERDS!" (I ain't ever going on a plane anyhow)

[SuperDevilsdelight]

Forget this im not taking my damn kid on my vacation.

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

How to calm down a baby if your flight is hijacked?

[BlueTeamPlayer]

Number one solution, DON'T TAKE YOUR LITTLE FUCKING TERRORIST ON A PLANE...

Sucking and swallowing. They did not just say that XD

[jma25able1]

@BlueTeamPlayer Yes because that little bundle of joy could have a C4 taped to his stomache LOL.

[TaylorSwiftRoxMe]

Eh... I'm 11 YTF am I watching a parenting vid?

[TeenageXdream64]

@TaylorSwiftRoxMe im 11 2 and im wondering the SAME thing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carnage11799]

im a 13 year old male, i have no idea what i am doing watching this

[TDRaichu]

@carnage11799 Welcome to the club

[MegaRutab]

if this works then im gonna sub

[Shybabee1]

Lol why am i watching this shit.IM A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL.

[theskye101]

@Shybabee1 Lol! I'm a 10 year old girl and I don't have a little brother or sister so I don't know why I'm watching this either

[Shybabee1]

@theskye101 LOL small world:)

[theskye101]

@Shybabee1 Haha yep

[blanknot]

boob

[Dustin2010james]

"Sucking and swallowing"? Really?

[AhhCulo]

Babies don't bug me headphones and a movie or 3.

[132456ish]

step 1:punch the baby

[B7571]

^_<

[jonnywlloyd]

the bit on 1:09 is wierd

[PCman54]

lol, there was a baby on the airplane I was on. Constantly screaming, it just wouldent stop O.O Parents were like, "ALFIE, stop it!" "waaa waaa " "ALFIE!!"

[Armaangandevia1]

you will need:

A 12 gauge shot gun

B RPG

[LuvZippy]

You don't actually have to declare " I have milk In this breast" only if you have breast milk in a bottle

[TheShambler34]

0:57 Sucking and swallowing

AAAWWWWWWW YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[MrFallout300]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Male 13-17

WTF  ~_~

[ass23ful]

Inspecting breasts? He'll ya!!

[CokedUpPuppy]

0:58 Hehehe. She said "sucking and swallowing".

[zcubing999]

One time, when I was a baby, I crawled down the aisle to the damn cockpit. NO KIDDING!!!!!

[aspie1966]

I think families with children should sit in their own section of a restaurant

[pbiasizzo]

One more reason to not have children...

[MultiRump]

@pbiasizzo im thinking ur white.

[pbiasizzo]

@MultiRump What does that have to do with anything? I just don't like kids, thank god I never was one.

[ilovesims24ever11]

@pbiasizzo  you were a kid before.

[pbiasizzo]

@ilovesims24ever11 Never! I was born shortly before I went to college! Ask my mother how painful *that* delivery was!

[ilovesims24ever11]

@pbiasizzo you are not adam or eve because adam and eve are most likely dead and everyone that was NOT adam and eve were kids and you were defintley a kid before

[pbiasizzo]

@ilovesims24ever11 Apparently sarcasm and humor are lost on some people...

[ilovesims24ever11]

@pbiasizzo untrue because everyone was a kid including you

[TheKingVendetta]

@pbiasizzo Exactly! :-D

[mizorepower]

OH I REMEMBER WHEN WE TOOK MY BABY SISTER TO GO THE USA LOL SHE WAS CRYING THE WHOLE TIME

[63gstone]

I thought that's what the over head bins were for...

[xe1881]

"offer them your breast" shit i wish someone would offer me their breast freely

[JaeJaezX1]

Inspection for your breasts? Holy shit im gonna work for the airport.

[doubledemz]

my mom said that when we would fly right when we were taking off i would crap my diper and she said i would always cry lol TRUE STORY

[XxXDarkSeraphim]

I loled when the video hung on the optional babystroller and only said baby

[rerundadog]

Dude i was on a plane and some 10 year old was the baby crying....

[ilovesims24ever11]

@rerundadog you mean 1 year old? im 10 and i dont scream or cry on a plane

[ScOrPiOnE905]

Breasts...the best pacifiers

[TlGBC]

"some moms find the noise lulz infants to sleep"

[Kateabc1]

oh the joys of being a mother.

[tripletriple2010]

do the breast feeding in the washroom jeez dont let anyone see ur breasts

[bluelover404]

lol sucking and swallowing.

[felixthemaster1]

lol, i'd jump on the breast instead

[jm2trash]

I can give you two words that will serve you better than all the advice in this entire video.... "children's Sudafed"

[WishingBabyX]

If the baby still crying check ta pamper! If empty then still crying....Use ur hands and corver the baby's mouth and say "SHUT UP" Lol Jk jk jk

[TheWinglee]

the breast thing is messed up XD

[Cade10100]

0:57 sucking and swallowing... haha

[00lollipopgirl00]

I love Planes Lol.I remember when My sister was A baby she cried on planes,but then she settled down.

[hellojocke]

Sucking and swallowing...

[BermudaGreenNox]

If you want to avoid the screaming child, avoid booking seats at the front of your cabin class. This is where families with small children are usually booked.

[Lookdownhereiam]

I can't believe so many people hate families. That's so sad. I never think that, I hear children when I fly but I don't angry. I may feel disturbed but it's a baby! We were all one too. So mean.

[jm2trash]

@Lookdownhereiam no one said they hated families. They said they don't feel that they should be subjected to migraines from hours or screaming when they didn't choose to have a baby. It does no harm for families to sit together. If you like it, you could ask to be seated with the screamers but not everyone can handle that.

[TheDezmona]

@Lookdownhereiam Yeah, it's a baby, it cries

But it's the parent's job to shut it the hell up so it doesn't irritate the living shit out of every1 around it.

If you can't do that, don't get on a motherfucking public plane.

[SoshiLoveable]

@Lookdownhereiam if the mother is gonna bring her baby on the plane, just put it to sleep and people would get annoyed, the parent has the shut the baby up in the plane or give the baby the pacifier so we can sleep without it crying

[Serostern]

@Lookdownhereiam I wasnt.

[operationcwaI789789]

Wait... you've got to declare items such as breastmilk for inspection (1:15)... So, you've got to show your breast for inspection?

Where the hell do I signup to become a security inspector?

[hypo12345678910]

@operationcwaI789789 XD LOL

[Flipty11]

i flew to ireland, and my little brother slept the full 7 hours, not waking up.

[rainbowrockzgirl]

umm, how r u going to change the diapers on a plane?

[crazygirlsmallworld]

0:11 wtf john mccaine????? ahahaha

[xXChibiFoxXx]

lol a limited amount of breast milk. fail.