Max Payne 2 in 60 Seconds

[lillovedoctor]

i wish my game still worked =( it freezes right before i get to play as mona

[blueballsaregood4u]

I think he made the video 69 seconds on purpose

[nomercy8989]

Actualy if you play on the harded dificulty she doesnt die

[10samm10]

@nomercy8989 No she does die, the ending you are talking about is like the "dream" ending, not what actually happens.

[stawg007]

@10samm10 we won't know until MP3 comes out what ending they wen't with

although with all the drinking and everything, its likely she died

[MrVenetor]

my life in 60 seconds

[TheManWithThePlan685]

you should do a fallout 3 and new vegas in 60 seconds

[mvargasmoran]

I FUCKING HATE THE ORIGINAL ENDING D:

[mvargasmoran]

WTF means DOA!!! :SS

[Gezim911]

@mvargasmoran Dead On Arrival, it's the hardest difficulty. If u complete it, there is a different ending where Mona survives.

[Kordon1st]

@Gezim911 Betcha she dies on the way to hospital in that end

[Gezim911]

@Kordon1st she might die

[The1FreeHuman]

@mvargasmoran

DOA

Dead On Arrival

[raventamer99]

Pound-for-pound, this is one of the funniest goddamn things i've ever seen!!!

[franciscojavierm]

FAVORITED!

[adrianbeloo]

BUUUUUUUUUULSHIT

[RuskiHomie]

there goes my my life.

[midknightbluez]

I loved this, this was great. heh.

[oliverantsov]

Only what I hear is fuck =)

[MrAkshay8opeth]

Titeeeeees

[Big12189]

The construction site's like "BOOM"!!

my favorite part.

[maxtheking1234]

That's awesome

[maxtheking1234]

The chick you wanna bang lol

[SNIPS212]

omg!!!☻☺☻

[willianditaquera]

"back of the face?" LOL

[t4tris]

NICE!

[DeathBlade182]

I remember when i thought the graphics of this game were so godamn awesome.

Good times... good times.

[Jester1069]

for the last 3 or 4 years there's been and inside joke with me and my friends because of this video! thanks so much!

"ill smoke you in the back of the face!" hahahaha

[danir567]

"...and you bang mona" best 60 sec ever

[xGunshatx]

and vlad is like fuck you and max is like FUCK YOU

[bgmiddy6]

this is SOOOO on point

[N0Neable]

is mona dead or is she alive?

[Infernight]

@N0Neable She stays alive if you finish the game in the maximum difficulty level.

[Tenike8]

Lol, "The chick you wanna bang"?

[kankler]

lol wanted a quick synopsis of MP2 and I got so much more

[mekz100]

construction site is like boom

[sabrario]

It was f'in awesome...

[TheSektorz]

You shoot'em at the back of the face. The back of the face? Yeah whatever. :D Nice.

[nikobelic25000]

Fuck yea this made my day XD.

[mydayisnight]

"woman 's dead , they make out , the end" ,, do u realize that u made my fuckin day =))

[BrandenSuperstar]

"And hes like BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSHHH­HHHHHHHHHHIT"

[MrSemsem8]

U r using Fucking Bad language man

[duIIb0y]

is this getting or has it been re-released with better graphics on 360 marketplace?

[newyorknerfelmhurst]

TITEZ

[AlllphaAramiss]

UR WRONG SHE DOESNT DIE !!!!! play on hardest difficulty :D:D

[PeiinNagato]

@AlllphaAramiss That was a bonus ending.It doesn't count.

[adzii1]

Best parts:

0:15,

0:38,

0:40,

0:54,

0:56

[QuikDJ]

MAX PAYNE 3 CONFIRMED BY ROCKSTAR TO BE RELEASED MARCH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maustache]

TITTEHSS!! hahaha that made my day

[gordon1201]

Best video ever

[SerArea]

This is epic :D hahah

[Mona7Sax]

"... but you're not dead, cause you're fucking MAX PAYNE"

[5gainstwilli]

@Mona7Sax

epic sentence ever made

[Cyrdavolevole]

0:46 back to fuck off my woman LOOL :D :D :D

[JudithHeatherNico]

Awesome video...Max Payne rocks

[1PlayerD]

60 Seconds....60 Videos

[Samus5164]

tittaaaaaayyyys

[Gibbagobba]

Wow, he really made this game look stupid...

[keeper7keys2003]

ROFL

"...you shoot'em in the back of the face. The back of the face? Oh Whatever!"

I can't stop laughing!

[28trez]

haha "vlads like fuck you and max is like FUCK YOU" hilarious

[coolddp]

Women's dead, they make out, THE END Hahaahahahahahah

[netcap001]

lmao this is hilarious =)

[zamon20]

hahahha " than you bang mona"

[Legaedify]

max payne can't die because he saw TITTIES!!!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

but you aren't dead cuz ur FUCKIN MAX PAYNE!

[62714]

hahaha thats actually hilarious. you can talk really fast



[C2n2Ri0]

that was.... AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE :D .. i may subscribe to you.. Later xD

[LegoGuy24thereal]

press 1: "I" in obsess

press 2: to shot the buildings like "Bullshit"

press 3: morph to the clean

press 4: and do in the face

press 5: max is humping and Mona is like "Wtf?" O_o

press 6: EARTH!

press 7: machine's not dead

press 8: To next like FUCK YOU!

press 9: end

press 0: raep me i am replay butten

[LegoGuy24thereal]

It was something like "Bullshit"

[systemofadownoao]

chause he is fucking Max Payne!

[deathindark1]

Vlad's Like Fuck You And Max's like FUCK YOUU! xD Epic Win

[Skeletty1710]

the mob war is missing...

[MrBruneras12]

AWEASOME!

[StRiK366e]

0:46.

[StRiK366e]

Then u go to this construction site and the construction sits like BOOM -max goes flyin-)Then u get shot in the face but ur not dead cuz ur max payne! XD

[pinhead739]

"But you survive cause you're fuckin' MAX PAYNE!"

[cjSamuil]

0:45 LOOOOL I laught so hard

[renegade1179]

This video completes my life!

[viperxeon]

"CONSTRUCTION SITE IS LIKE, BOOOOMMM!"

That shit is funny.

[MrPrototypz]

Ok, i can SAFLEY FUCKING SAY this was the best of them ALL. ''I work for the company'' and your like ''BULLSHIT'' so you shoot him in the face.

[GamesLoverEminem]

@MrPrototypz *back of the face* :P

[brandon5568]

Dubstep remix of him saying tittayss!!!

[6541Alex]

hahaha.. keep laughing

[Godoflightning5]

simos arrest the cults what does a fork in bondi bang on the menu of the skin. transcribe audio is a whore.

[MrKOSYACHINA]

LOL

[wiimii123456]

lmao at the end

[mossefani]

Then you go to this construction site and the construction site's like BOOM (dramatic voice change) back the f**k of my woman!"

[pali4evr]

lol at exactly 44 sec u can c boobs....... im such a perv

[MrJocko111]

Thats not at all like i rembered max payne 2.... i thought of it like art! ;)

[user12222]

XDDDDD

[behemothfan42]

This was fucking hilarious!!

Jim Bravura's...... like Buullllshiiiit!

LMAO!!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Of course ur not dead cuz ur fuckin MAX PAYNE!

[Mr13Xariel]

I just fuckin' love this. I could watch it all day xD

[vampirerain100]

press 8 for

and max is like FUCK YOU

[TheJack412]

lol

[xWalk3]

Haha you shoot him in the back in the face.

[blu3b3rrywond3r]

I paused at the sex scene part.. I'm weak.

[SokkiP0di]

''Max is like TITTIEEES''

[Boogeymany]

"women's dead, they make out" so... hows that? xD

[Dw1Graafland]

hahahahaha love it!!!!!!!

[alexxgeorge1]

wow is the noob

[4MePlox]

So Max Payne 2 is all about banging? Awesome :3

[skilledsnow]

And then you get shot and you fall off a fuckin' cliff and tgen you get shot in the face but you dont die because your fuckin' max payne

[TheCryoScales]

Have you played this game since you've released this video notBowen?

[Blogination]

You forget the MIKE dude :D :D :D

[ElectromagNick]

"And you get shot in the FACE but your not dead because your fuck Max Payne!"

[thamastachief]

0:14

"Bullshit!"

[ShredderJr87]

So Mona dies?

[JTC545]

@ShredderJr87 .....Yep

[abhayram]

@ShredderJr87 In the alternate ending, Mona doesn't die.

[Ronaldopopkings]

Max Payne got to be the hardest motherf*cker in the world, wouldnt want him as my enemy!

[omeed00]

Best. 60. Seconds. Of. My. Life. EVER!

[jode3465]

@omeed00 i watched this so many times it's 1 hour for me

[Adamzila]

@omeed00 what about your first sex? :D

[omeed00]

@Adamzila Nope, that was 3 minutes

[coldstaind91]

@omeed00 The best 60 seconds of my life was buying Max Payne 1 and 2 at the same time.

[TheDitt1234]

o:44 TIIIITTTAAAAYYS

[thesim2fan]

00:36 SNIPER SHE LIKE HO FUCK THEY FOUND ME MY FAV PART

[tikotk6]

its the coolest 60 seconds in my live

[theplock99]

"And the chick you wanna bang" Hahaha!

[Folmannen]

ONLY Max Payne can shoot someone in the back of the face!

[vadas47]

i did not get the part did you say woman is dead and he fucked her

[venuss3333]

You got to the construction site and it's like BOOM

[RonaldWeazley]

LOL subbed

[tonyximus]

max payne in 69 seconds xD

[Killamatrix243]

TIDDAAYYYSSSS

[AMAURIS966]

I don't get why Vlad ends up betraying Max, I played this as a kid and did NOT pay attention to the story but now I realized it and started to may attention to it. I love the story. Did Vlad want more fame.?

[TheCryoScales]

@AMAURIS966 Vlad wanted to control the inner circle. To do that he had to kill all the original members along with Alfred Woden. Max was in his way, and Mona Sax was a hired gun for Woden. Later when Winterson tries to kill Mona under Vlad's orders Max kills her. Vlad consumed with revenge shoots Max in the head.

[theretrogamerno1]

A few gamers say "i have only 15 minites and i carnt explain this game in that time" well there you go!

[Wolfhacker100]

Than valds like fuck you then max is like FUCK YOU!

then he dead so is this chick he bangs her

WHATS WITH ALL THE BANGING!

playboy much

[LOLBling1907]

you bang mona! :D

[chriscros13]

you stole this from gamespot?

[Dariusjat]

too fast :D

[Perudo]

Time to install Max Payne 1 and 2 and play them again. :D

[aKaPhille]

HAHAHAHAHAH, Epic! xD

[NinjaShorty183]

@mrB0DYmassageMACHINE ok my bad lol thanks bro

[FilmFan2500]

Just beat this game yesterday after not playing it for like at least 6 years and forgot how great it is! The action is outstanding the plot is interesting and the graphics/visuals and backdrop are amazing and make you feel like your in NY. Lets hope they don't f Max Payne 3 up...

[SyScript]

@FilmFan2500 well they did ._. Max looks like shit and hees in brazil[i think it was brazil] with some homo -.-

They ruined max payne >_> if they release it then omg screw u rockstar games >_> we want normal max payne

[TheMrDudemeister]

0:41 Yeah!!!

[ultimatedesingers]

Max Payne bangs Mona?

[Diversant01112]

0:53 ЛОЛ

[morkyme]

THE BACK OF THE FACE ? :)

[Gibbagobba]

"Ya shoot him in the back a the face. Back of the face? Whatever" lol

[NinjaShorty183]

Thumbs up if Max Payne looks like Frank West from Deadrising

[xDarkFieldx]

"And you're like SNIIIIIIPERRRR!!!"

[crazyjohn88cp]

and max is like TITTIES!!!

[SoloMaxPayne]

0:35 SNIIIIIPEEEEEERRRR, LOOOL JAJAJAJAJA

[J0SlAH]

hahaha this is gold

[ZEXENS]

my favorite part is when max payne is like TIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAYSS!!!

[starcraftAI22]

Excellent!

[NeoGamemaster]

You just won the game.

[Dunil009]

"and you shoot him in the back of the face" :D that was epic

[scarecrow8515]

Bulllllshhhhiiit

[zarril08]

TITTIES !!!!! XD

[ONNIHOLTTA]

U know Mona stays alive if you play MP2 on the highest difficulty.

[TheJackson4eva]

@ONNIHOLTTA yes but the original ending is the one where she dies... so that's the true ending

[ONNIHOLTTA]

@TheJackson4eva actually, Remedy hasn't yet told which ending is canon.

[TheJackson4eva]

@ONNIHOLTTA remedy no longer owns max payne anymore.... rockstar games does

[ONNIHOLTTA]

@TheJackson4eva it doesn't go exactly like that...

altho mp3 isn't gonna be made by remedy

damn i h8 those rockstar fools, they shouldn't have done mp3!

and that movie... omg...

i dont diss americans, but they often seem to ruin classic games and all.

[TheJackson4eva]

@ONNIHOLTTA I could care less for America  but still i don`t get why Max is in africa bald and fat killing random black people....

[ONNIHOLTTA]

@TheJackson4eva damn right.

[343studios]

@TheJackson4eva I would like to think that you can pic which ending you want. Since I will not acknowledge Max Payne 3, it will be up to me what ending is real. Since Remedy included it in the game, I am going to assume it is a real ending otherwise they wouldn't have made it an option.

[DoomChopStick]

Wait... u didnt say anything bout Vinnie in the... Mario Suit ?... with a Chicken WIng ?... with a Bomb in it ?...

Anywho, great vid :D

[4m2r2n]

WOW

[SpareXXXX]

BAAALLSHIT!

[noonespecial1337]

..and then you BANG mona XD

[noonespecial1337]

...and then you BANG mona

[ArturGordonPim]

HAHAHA I will put this as my skype mood video...and never erase it !!! XD ....oh yeah 281 people aaare.....oh fuck them,they all should be shot in their fuckin' faces ;-D

[arashghm1992]

yeah im 5000 .... ;)

[johan2094]

@arashghm1992 Im 5001 xD

[imankhaafiz]

"you go to this construction site and the construction site like BOOOM!!" XD my favourite part here~

[Kinkoyaburi]

great video NotBowen, but there's a slight mistake, Max an Mona didn't have sex. They started to make out, but the cleaners interrupted them, before the good stuff.

[LilTwistaX]

then u go to this fun house and max is like TITTAAYYYSSSS