Thanks Batman! Unfortunately, I have jury duty this valentines, the only loving I get is when the inmate I put away due to anger escapes and strangles me..
I can find nothing wrong with any of the words that just came out of your face hole sir. Thank you for the advice. This, in conjunction with your mixtape reccomendations, well, This is the making of a perfect relationship sir.
Uh, I have shot contests with my friends all the time. I have shot contests with strangers all the time. What I'm trying to say is that I'm an alcoholic and I need somebody to intervene in my life.
Superman used to be my hero, but now you are Batman. Only thing is that this video left me wondering, what could you be hiding in that piping hot mug? Toxic nerve gas perhaps?
i think i love you D:
MinPandas 3 weeks ago
I lost it when he started talking and was doing the voice. Didn't expect it.
mbmhs 1 month ago
Batman, why are you wearing lipstick?
TheresPooOnMyShoe 1 month ago
"DONT FIGHT CRIME FOR THE WRONG REASONS, DONT FIGHT IT FOR A GIRL, FIGHT IT FOR THE WORLD!"
dimcoin 1 month ago
Kim Dotcom's new calling.
CoolAbhiFilms 1 month ago
why is there a dog in a pen....
Crushinator17 1 month ago
Thanks Batman! Unfortunately, I have jury duty this valentines, the only loving I get is when the inmate I put away due to anger escapes and strangles me..
Fatman1893 1 month ago
Batman,
How do I shot web?
KJKLbvlkbjbclkrf 1 month ago 3
@KJKLbvlkbjbclkrf OH MY GOSH! I haven't seen that in forever! Thanks for the reminder. :)
TheDancingSaxophone 1 month ago
how do turn down a friend when they like u like that but u feel ur too good of friends..
carlitagrimaldi615 2 months ago
@carlitagrimaldi615 You say I'm a fucking idiot destined to have horrible relationships. You should never talk to me again.
IamMaximilianKohler 1 month ago
Best series
sackomatik 3 months ago
Damn, I think Wayne Industries over did it with the amount of Kevlar they put in his Bat-suit.
MrJUSTL337 3 months ago
Man, why does this NOT have more views!?!? This is like the best YouTube series ever!
calebcop 5 months ago
@calebcop It requires the viewer to think in order to get the humor. It's not "U LAFF HERE" quality trash that's top draw on Youtube.
Comeback64 2 months ago in playlist More videos from sharkbabyfilm
Love his voice!
BadOnlineDates 6 months ago
This didn't work for me, but at least Batman already taught me how to take a shot.
rfrakctured 6 months ago
I watch his vid because I want to see what's next lame-o thing he does
kalargyi 6 months ago
BEST. INTRO. EVER!
TheFloppyjohnson 7 months ago
This is my favorite one!
theorganichispanic 7 months ago
0:52 to 1:00 and 2:47 LMAO!!! xD
Luv2Rock333 8 months ago
This is the advice I needed right now, but didn't deserve. So I thank you Batman because you can take it.
AsachikaSan 8 months ago
did you paint that mug at color me mine?!
conjunior 11 months ago
I wish I was as manly as Batman.
montee827 11 months ago
"It helps if you're a costumed vigilante." thats so awesome batman.
ddustyk 1 year ago
love your videos your awesome, but doesn't you throat hurt
09jaypg 1 year ago 2
R9k much?
OM3N1R 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HooliganMovement 1 year ago
Friend's don't kiss? Well, I can definitely say that you got that wrong right there, Batman.
trivium666fan 1 year ago
Because friends don't kiss hahaha
SupermarketGiant 1 year ago
Great job guys! (Semko)
thejacenxpress 1 year ago
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thejacenxpress 1 year ago
This is actually quite true lads, im a girl, minus the shot contest lol always tells us how you feel! :D
MissKaBooM85 1 year ago
this is actually good advice!
TheSuperNESman 1 year ago
And here I was hanging around with her freinds too. Thanks for the help BATMAN
jonisalis 1 year ago
I can find nothing wrong with any of the words that just came out of your face hole sir. Thank you for the advice. This, in conjunction with your mixtape reccomendations, well, This is the making of a perfect relationship sir.
BobBX542 1 year ago 2
Yay Batman Begins reference!
Hey Batman, how do I get a date with Scarecrow specifically?
VeiledByShadow 1 year ago
hes good
TheBreakneck 1 year ago
tbh this helped ^^
taylorvincent 2 years ago
Tks batman, im surely going to get of of the friend zone now.
Gamemaster815 2 years ago
Batman,
You obviously have to be in good shape to battle the criminal underworld of Gotham City. What do you do to keep yourself in tip-top shape?
pffreese 2 years ago 79
@pffreese Sex with ladies he used to be friends with?
dfairbanks06 1 month ago
Uh, I have shot contests with my friends all the time. I have shot contests with strangers all the time. What I'm trying to say is that I'm an alcoholic and I need somebody to intervene in my life.
Iamnickrobinson 2 years ago 3
thx batman, you're THE BEST!
TheWecio46 2 years ago 2
Epic lolz.
Dervish407 2 years ago
How to drive
DecRobProductions 2 years ago
Superman used to be my hero, but now you are Batman. Only thing is that this video left me wondering, what could you be hiding in that piping hot mug? Toxic nerve gas perhaps?
LordOfTheWingsProd 2 years ago 5
@LordOfTheWingsProd how do you hide "nerve gas" in a mug? (serious question)
SequelReviews 1 year ago
@SequelReviews With Razor Blades.
LordOfTheWingsProd 1 year ago
@LordOfTheWingsProd "What could you be hiding in that piping hot mug? Toxic nerve gas perhaps?" No, chicken soup.
LegendOfTheEpic 1 year ago
@LegendOfTheEpic *Bat soup
LordOfTheWingsProd 1 year ago
OMFG LOLZOZLZOZLOZLZ
Hellboy036er 2 years ago
lol
SideScrollersInc 2 years ago
nice new scarf and hat, batman
treyjp 2 years ago
hes fucking sexy
nintendokoreking 2 years ago
Thank you Batman!
heathensword 2 years ago
Why is he on a farm the whole time?
finoj05 2 years ago 20
Batman doesn't disclose the location of the secret entrance to the Batcave.
sharkbabyfilm 2 years ago 107